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TIFU by urinating on a girl (self.tifu)

submitted by nomnm

After she had hinted for about a week that it would be a turn on if I urinated on her. She said she hadn't done it before, it would be a first for both of us. A couple of nights ago, I finally did it in the shower on her leg, but she quickly dropped to catch it on her face. Surprised, my stream stuttered, but once you start, it's hard to stop so I resumed urinating on her awkwardly. Lo and behold she had to bang right then and there so we did and it was awesome.

Later, when we were having dinner, she casually mentions that it's weird how my pee tasted a bit sweet so I jokingly ask her how she knows what it's meant to taste like. She didn't answer so I left it.

While cleaning up, she breaks down and tells me that she'd had several exes do it before. This was the last lie in a series that ended the relationship. So far not too bad right?

At lunch today, I was regaling a buddy with the story of how I ended things with the urine-faced pisswhore, and ended it with "Hey, at least she thought my piss was sweet haha."

Buddy is a med student and immediately took me to a clinic..

TIL I have diabetes.

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[–]cuddles_mcfluffy 1175 ポイント1176 ポイント

Considering most people get their (type 1) diabetes diagnosis in the hospital, barely able to function after weeks of "the flu", I'd say you owe her a thank-you card.

If there's a silver lining to diabetes, it's that you caught it before getting super sick. Check out the diabetes subreddit.

[–]vtbeavens 229 ポイント230 ポイント

I'm wondering why this is a TIFU and not a success story!

[–]m1m 98 ポイント99 ポイント

i thought about this. this is more TLFM: Today Life Fucked Me.

Nothing OP did caused his tragic tale.

[–]LookInTheDog 90 ポイント91 ポイント

I'd say life did him a solid. He got diabetes, and life sends him a girl who likes being pissed on as an early diagnosis tool.

[–]Dinosoarman 23 ポイント24 ポイント

Today I Pissed On A Girl And She Saved My Life By Accident.

[–]Iamabitconcerned 9 ポイント10 ポイント

a girl who likes being pissed on as an early diagnosis tool.

Lol...maybe this should be a thing. You could go to the doctor and he says, "I think you have the flu, but I'm gonna have you pee in this girl's mouth just to be sure." If she really likes it, that could be a good job. It would obviously require some experience.

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      [–]CryptoManbeard 3 ポイント4 ポイント

      Today I lived out a sexual fantasy, banged a chick, and she saved my life. I'd say things are looking good.

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        [–]bubblecracker 354 ポイント355 ポイント

        This... You don't want to go to the doctor, be told it's a stomach flu and you should drink a bunch of Gatorade, only to end up in the hospital a few days later with your blood sugar at 1,385.

        ... I know.

        [–]AstraAstra 132 ポイント133 ポイント

        Wow, that is the exact same thing that happened to me. Got super sick, was told to drink a ridiculous amount of Gatorade... As soon as I got to the hospital, some nurses could literally smell my high blood sugar (apparently, it can make you smell fruity). I was somewhere in the 700s and spent that week in the hospital.

        Edit: Yes, the fruity smell was because I was in DKA. I know that, I just didn't want to explain it the wrong way by accident or anything.

        [–]itshonestwork 217 ポイント218 ポイント

        Are American pay-to-live hospitals sponsored by Gatorade or something?

        [–]Denkstrum 158 ポイント159 ポイント

        Brawndo*

        [–]ChosunYin 83 ポイント84 ポイント

        It's got electrolytes!

        [–]thorscope 64 ポイント65 ポイント

        Plants crave it

        [–]HSChronic 23 ポイント24 ポイント

        They could've told him to drink water, you know that shit in the toilet.

        [–]Jimmyjelly 17 ポイント18 ポイント

        But why do plants crave it?

        [–]thorscope 25 ポイント26 ポイント

        It's got electrolytes... Duh

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            [–]Crazydutch18 50 ポイント51 ポイント

            THE THIRST MUTILATOR

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              [–]webdevwastaken 29 ポイント30 ポイント

              It's got what plants crave.

              [–]bobmontana 3 ポイント4 ポイント

              But but but

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                [–]YOLOSWAGGINS1337 22 ポイント23 ポイント

                What? Is this a thing? Oh, you look awful, you'd better drink a ton of Gatorade. Dafuq?

                [–]Ithm 69 ポイント70 ポイント

                for stomach flu, when you have dehydration, yes.

                edit: removed severe

                [–]Scalions 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                Idiocracy references aside, Gatorade has a lot of electrolytes. When you're sick, especially with the Flu, you get dehydrated and lose energy. Drinking water helps with the hydration, but you still need to replenish your energy stores. Most people can't eat solid food while they're sick so Gatorade is a good way to get in those nutrients. It is the same reason athletes drink it, to hydrate and replenish their energy stores without having to eat solid food.

                It works with any sports drink really. My mom used to give me Powerade whenever I was sick. Now I relate Powerade flavors with the Flu and can only stomach it then.

                [–]Stuff_on_Things 18 ポイント19 ポイント

                It's got what plants crave.

                [–]AgnosticKierkegaard 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                Gatorade is better for dehydration than water because it has electrolytes, and it's less annoying than getting IV fluids

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                    [–]deltaflip 7 ポイント8 ポイント

                    What does that number entail? Is that parts per million or something? What is the typical blood sugar of a normal/non-diabetic person?

                    [–]hyperbolical 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                    Normal is less than 140 (assuming you haven't eaten within the last hour or two). You only need to be up to 200 to be diabetic.

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                      [–]MoonSpellsPink 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                      Yep. My son was 22 months old when he was diagnosed. They told me every day for a week that it was just first time mom stuff and he had the flu. His blood sugar was 1,100 when he went to the hospital.

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                        [–]jimbobhas 14 ポイント15 ポイント

                        My mum found out I was diabetic when I would have terrible aim and pee on the back of the seat. And crystals of sugar would form.

                        [–]Quock 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                        That's pretty metal. That's like a super power

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                          [–]UtMan88 26 ポイント27 ポイント

                          My buddy had "the flu" for almost 3 months before one of our friends was watching Scrubs (the episode where Turk found out he had diabetes) and they rattled off the symptoms. Sure as shit, he ran over, had him get checked out, and was right as sugar-free rain in no time.

                          [–]theflu 10 ポイント11 ポイント

                          I leave lots of people barely able to function.

                          [–]eljefffe 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                          Seriously though. I found out I was type 1 when I was 16, and I had that happen. My blood sugar was 905 when I got to the hospital.

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                            [–]Algermas 594 ポイント595 ポイント

                            Before more advanced tests doctors would.. taste test to detect diabetes.

                            [–]jl1411 126 ポイント127 ポイント

                            They used ants too - only some doctors actually tasted it.

                            [–]bilscuits 382 ポイント383 ポイント

                            What is this? A diabetes test for ants?

                            [–]grunlog 45 ポイント46 ポイント

                            But why male models?

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                              [–]Redtail3 24 ポイント25 ポイント

                              What the hell? Doctors will taste piss?

                              [–]cpmar111 51 ポイント52 ポイント

                              Used to.

                              [–]Redtail3 32 ポイント33 ポイント

                              For science? I guess?

                              [–]corpsefire 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                              Sweet smelling and tasting urine is a sign of diabetes, as well as very frequent urination

                              [–]Redtail3 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                              That or your foot falls off.

                              [–]xenthum 27 ポイント28 ポイント

                              See, and my dumb ass doctor told me it was because I stepped on an IED. Amateur.

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                                [–]rlrhino7 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                                Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? Probably not, but it's sterile and I like the taste

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                                        [–]Jonstrocity 45 ポイント46 ポイント

                                        Yup hence the name diabetes melitus or "overflow of honey"

                                        [–]GundamWang 9 ポイント10 ポイント

                                        MMm..golden honey.

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                                          [–]malnutrition6 21 ポイント22 ポイント

                                          I have a deep respect for doctors who take their job so seriously.

                                          [–]Imadurr 16 ポイント17 ポイント

                                          They used to taste fluid if it was clear and came from your ears or nose. If it was sweet to the taste, it was cerebrospinal fluid, which is a bad sign.

                                          [–]lushiecat 46 ポイント47 ポイント

                                          Or the receiving end of a golden shower.

                                          [–]Koney_ 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                          Some guy told me that to know if people had diabetes the person urinated somewhere and if ants go and "eat" it, that person had diabetes

                                          [–]njwmrb 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                                          Why? If urine is significantly hyperglycemic you can smell it...

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                                            [–]snozzleberry 190 ポイント191 ポイント

                                            Fun fact: the mellitus part of diabetes mellitus means sweet, and an old diagnostic procedure used to include tasting a patient's urine. It's often one of those things that gets mentioned in med and dental school lecturers as how far medicine and laboratory diagnostics has come where you don't need to taste someone's urine to determine the glucose content.

                                            [–]thegreatgazoo 81 ポイント82 ポイント

                                            You don't have to kill a rabbit to see if a woman is pregnant anymore either.

                                            If you keep diabetes under control it isn't super terrible. At least you know versus having it untreated and causing a lot more damage.

                                            [–]rydrid 62 ポイント63 ポイント

                                            What ಠ_ಠ

                                            How do you use a dead rabbit for a pregnancy test?

                                            [–]thegreatgazoo 63 ポイント64 ポイント

                                            Rabbit test

                                            [–]autowikibot 96 ポイント97 ポイント

                                            Rabbit test:

                                            The rabbit test, or "Friedman test", was an early pregnancy test developed in 1931 by Maurice Harold Friedman and Maxwell Edward Lapham at the University of Pennsylvania as an improvement on the 1927 test developed by Bernhard Zondek and Selmar Aschheim. The original test actually used mice, and was based upon the observation that when urine from a female in the early months of pregnancy is injected into immature female mice, the ovaries of the mice enlarge and show follicular maturation. The test was considered reliable, with an error rate of less than 2%. The rabbit test consisted of injecting the tested woman's urine into a female rabbit, then examining the rabbit's ovaries a few days later, which would change in response to a hormone only secreted by pregnant women. The hormone, human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG), is produced during pregnancy and indicates the presence of a fertilized egg; it can be found in a pregnant woman's urine and blood. The rabbit test became a widely used bioassay (animal-based test) to test for pregnancy. The term "rabbit test" was first recorded in 1949 but became a common phrase in the English language.

                                            Interesting: Rabbit Test (film) | Rabbit Test (Ugly Betty) | Joan Rivers

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                                            [–]BobVosh 28 ポイント29 ポイント

                                            I wonder what they were thinking when they first tried this.

                                            [–]thegreatgazoo 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                                            probably about the same as they were thinking with this

                                            [–]carpe_scrotum 19 ポイント20 ポイント

                                            How do you fuck up on the first fricking word of your article?

                                            [–]stevejobsthecow 7 ポイント8 ポイント

                                            /r/mildlyinfuriating

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                                                [–]corobo 311 ポイント312 ポイント

                                                Jam it up there. If it comes out just bones the baby was hungry and you're pregnant

                                                [–]TheAnswerWas42 30 ポイント31 ポイント

                                                God Damnit Vargas- oh, wait, never mind.

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                                                  [–]epoxy_proxy 9 ポイント10 ポイント

                                                  Don't you watch old reruns of M*A*S*H?

                                                  [–]Alx_xlA 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                                                  But in MASH they did it without killing the rabbit...

                                                  [–]indyK1ng 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                                  Only because Radar insisted that his rabbit be alive and Hawkeye was smart enough to realize that it could be done without killing the rabbit.

                                                  [–]shiftcommathree 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                                                  They also used xenopus (african clawed frogs), which is way more convenient as you don't have to kill them to see the results :)

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                                                    [–]Halfawake 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                                                    Whats funny about this is that tasting it is free, and works instantly. I bet our modern tests haven't surpassed those characteristics.

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                                                      [–]panachetag 480 ポイント481 ポイント

                                                      To be honest, saying you haven't done something kinky in a previous relationship is a pretty mild lie. She was obviously terrified about being judged for it, so was making sure she had the "yeah, you're right, it was weird" line available if OP reacted badly after trying it.

                                                      [–]xav00 34 ポイント35 ポイント

                                                      Exactly my thoughts. I wouldn't even classify that as a "lie". It's more sort of a sensitive way of approaching a delicate subject that shows she likely cared more about the relationship (or at least her reputation) than her kink, and OP basically reacted in the worst way possible.

                                                      Now, I don't know what the other lies were, but I feel bad for his ex regardless. She extended a huge amount of trust in this situation, and at her most vulnerable, not only did he reject her, but went to others and ridiculed her for it.

                                                      Maybe he should have gotten tested for diabetes and mild asperger's... That's a pretty inflexible and emotionally immature reaction. Nah, he's probably just 20 and still selfish when it comes to relationships.

                                                      [–]y0us1rn4me 75 ポイント76 ポイント

                                                      OP did mention it was the last in a series of lies, I highly doubt they broke up because she'd pretended to never have had piss on her face before.

                                                      [–]NotCatAnymore 148 ポイント149 ポイント

                                                      I'm not sure because he only criticises her once for lying, but many times for having been peed on. And he's derogatory about it. "Pisswhore"? Wow.

                                                      [–]doovidooves 32 ポイント33 ポイント

                                                      Calling her 'pisswhore' makes it sound like she spends her Friday nights hiding in the men's bathroom of a local bar, dressed as a urinal.

                                                      [–]Jon_voights_toupee 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                                                      My name is Steve-O and this is the human urinal.

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                                                        [–]DigimonFantasy 55 ポイント56 ポイント

                                                        I'm glad I wasn't the only one who felt extremely uncomfortable reading this.

                                                        [–]sirpixel 13 ポイント14 ポイント

                                                        As a kinky person, I think the OP is a judgmental douchenozzle.

                                                        [–]antibread 34 ポイント35 ポイント

                                                        you two werent the only ones... this guy is a douche. Breaking up with her for essentially coming out about her kink? calling her a pisswhore? douche.

                                                        [–]turkey_berzerky 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                                                        He tells it in such a casual, offhand way, too! I think OP has worse problems than diabetes if he has no problem treating people this way. I hope his ex wasn't too traumatized by the experience.

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                                                          [–]y0us1rn4me 47 ポイント48 ポイント

                                                          OP is likely a bit emotionally unstable, both from the break up and from finding out he has diabetes. We've all said bad shit when we were angry, especially about our exes, you have to try and see it from his point of view.

                                                          [–]essenceoferlenmeyer 61 ポイント62 ポイント

                                                          No, let's judge him and maybe burn his house down.

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                                                            [–]Bombkirby 57 ポイント58 ポイント

                                                            He still should go into detail. A series of lies sounds like a series of serious lies, but this one just sounds like something you'd expect when dealing with this subject. As someone said before its common for people to pretend you want to try your fetish for "the first time" and if the partner rejects it you say "yeah you're right it is weird..."

                                                            Context is important. The fact that he's leaving out the details of these lies could easily mean they're all as equally as petty or the series was only 2 things. On the flipside they could have been huge massive lies and this was the tiny straw that broke the camel's back. We need details before picking sides.

                                                            [–]flamuchz 23 ポイント24 ポイント

                                                            We need details before picking sides.

                                                            So don't pick any sides. Take the story for what it is, he found out he had diabetes.

                                                            [–]CuriosityK 49 ポイント50 ポイント

                                                            No we don't. It's his relationship, not ours. We don't need to judge him at all or pick sides. We should just take it as, "The relationship ended. The rest is none of our business."

                                                            [–]hyperbolical 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                                                            Or we could just not pick sides because we don't know OP and our opinions are meaningless.

                                                            Also, this being reddit, the story is probably fake.

                                                            [–]Sludgy_Veins 15 ポイント16 ポイント

                                                            It's a TIFU, he doesn't have to go into detail about this chick's series of lies, it's pretty irrelevant to him having diabetes. Look, if someone lies a lot, they will lie about anything. It's a bad trait to have, and should be a red flag.

                                                            That being said, OP didn't have to call her a whore and such. Too much.

                                                            [–]nearlyp 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                                                            When someone is described as a "urine-faced pisswhore," my money is on the person doing the describing as being petty.

                                                            [–]awwwww_snap 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                            Why pick sides at all? Who gives a shit if he was justified breaking up with her?

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                                                                [–]postman_pat 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                                                And as it turns out she was judged for it.

                                                                [–]goneroguebrb 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                                                                I don't know - if the ex lied as much as OP is indicating, even something understandable like this sort of lie could be the last straw. I had an ex who lied about everything - from details of his sexual history to what he had for breakfast that morning. Every single lie was minor, until I caught him in one "big enough" to justify a breakup. Of course there were other unpleasant elements in the relationship, but the big one was the lying.

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                                                                  [–]Shatteredhawk 36 ポイント37 ポイント

                                                                  I don't understand your logic.

                                                                  [–]MendingMinds 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                                                  Right? I'd be peeing all over her right now.

                                                                  [–]SatansMightyBallsack 1345 ポイント1346 ポイント

                                                                  That must have really pissed you off. I'm sorry

                                                                  [–]tetrahydrocanada 224 ポイント225 ポイント

                                                                  Right!? I mean she could've leaked some of that info sooner now the whole relationship is flushed down the toilet that is her face.

                                                                  [–]ovdh11 108 ポイント109 ポイント

                                                                  Well I guess it's better to be pissed off than pissed on, right guys? Right!?

                                                                  [–]lushiecat 45 ポイント46 ポイント

                                                                  I don't mind getting pissed on.

                                                                  [–]Greedeater 39 ポイント40 ポイント

                                                                  RIP your Inbox.

                                                                  [–]sween_dogg 35 ポイント36 ポイント

                                                                  We found OP's GF

                                                                  [–]The_Deadly_Sloth 10 ポイント11 ポイント

                                                                  I didn't know OP's ex was on reddit too

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                                                                        [–]je5u5_h 67 ポイント68 ポイント

                                                                        Oooh, now I'm expecting a stream of jokes.

                                                                        [–]SoldierofNotch 93 ポイント94 ポイント

                                                                        Well urine for a disappointing surprise.

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                                                                            [–]GuyFromEurope 892 ポイント893 ポイント

                                                                            I wouldn't have dumped her for keeping a fetish to herself until she knew you would be OK with it. Hope that wasn't the main reason for your breakup.

                                                                            [–]whatIsThisBullCrap 481 ポイント482 ポイント

                                                                            This was the last lie in a series that ended the relationship.

                                                                            Sounds like it wasn't

                                                                            [–]tangoliber 265 ポイント266 ポイント

                                                                            He is counting this dumb reason as one in the "series", so it is likely that the other reasons might be just as dumb.

                                                                            [–]HeavenSk8 50 ポイント51 ポイント

                                                                            Purpling all of his reddit links was the deal breaker.

                                                                            [–]TheMariachiDingo 18 ポイント19 ポイント

                                                                            One ant is no big deal. A thousand ants is an issue.

                                                                            [–]Tee_Aye76 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                            She did something with other guys before they dated but never mentioned it before so it's a lie?

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                                                                              [–]badvok666 51 ポイント52 ポイント

                                                                              Seems that way.

                                                                              [–]lushiecat 22 ポイント23 ポイント

                                                                              Doesn't it?

                                                                              [–]corobo 26 ポイント27 ポイント

                                                                              Woah I'm seeing double am I drunk already?

                                                                              [–]lushiecat 24 ポイント25 ポイント

                                                                              No... You need another shot of tequila.

                                                                              [–]Yuhwryu 14 ポイント15 ポイント

                                                                              Haha I broke your chain!

                                                                              ...wait

                                                                              [–]galaktos 9 ポイント10 ポイント

                                                                              …whoa

                                                                              [–]2uneek 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                                                                              wait, what's going on here?...

                                                                              [–]lost_my_pw_again 13 ポイント14 ポイント

                                                                              just redditors being as sweet as OP's pee

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                                                                                  [–]nevus_bock 274 ポイント275 ポイント

                                                                                  Agreed. In fact, she handled it quite well. She hinted that she wanted something, she was upfront about her wish and she later admitted to having experienced it before. Would OP have preferred that she told him on their first date? Or never?

                                                                                  This way OP is requiring his girlfriends to either lie and never open sexually to him, or to not have any secret fantasies whatsoever.

                                                                                  [–]GeorgeStamper 35 ポイント36 ポイント

                                                                                  It's people like OP that make people like his ex have to lie in the first place.

                                                                                  [–]AKBlackWizard 140 ポイント141 ポイント

                                                                                  TIL OP is a dumbass when it comes to relationships, must be the diabetes.

                                                                                  [–]ProgrammingChallenge 24 ポイント25 ポイント

                                                                                  Damn beetus.

                                                                                  [–]Beverin 16 ポイント17 ポイント

                                                                                  TIL OP is beta as fuck

                                                                                  [–]what_progress 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                                                                                  No kidding, he has diabetes so he's probably fat as fuck. Typical beta redditor neckbeard. I bet he owns a collection of fedoras.

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                                                                                        [–]whatIsThisBullCrap 56 ポイント57 ポイント

                                                                                        This was the last lie in a series that ended the relationship.

                                                                                        Sounds like it wasn't

                                                                                        [–]badvok666 43 ポイント44 ポイント

                                                                                        Seems that way.

                                                                                        [–]lushiecat 28 ポイント29 ポイント

                                                                                        Doesn't it?

                                                                                        [–]corobo 33 ポイント34 ポイント

                                                                                        Woah I'm seeing double am I drunk already?

                                                                                        [–]lushiecat 28 ポイント29 ポイント

                                                                                        No... You need another shot of tequila.

                                                                                        [–]Yuhwryu 21 ポイント22 ポイント

                                                                                        Haha I broke your chain!

                                                                                        ...wait

                                                                                        [–]galaktos 14 ポイント15 ポイント

                                                                                        …whoa

                                                                                        [–]2uneek 16 ポイント17 ポイント

                                                                                        wait, what's going on here?...

                                                                                        [–]lost_my_pw_again 17 ポイント18 ポイント

                                                                                        just redditors being as sweet as OP's pee

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                                                                                          [–]adokimus 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                                                                          Seriously. Seems she kept it to herself for good reason considering she was immediately branded "a whore" and dumped by OP. He sounds like a shitty person.

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                                                                                            [–]greyoutline 44 ポイント45 ポイント

                                                                                            Oh, so it's ok if you piss in her face, but if an ex does, she's a "urine-faced pisswhore"? She alerted you to your diabetes. She's too good for you. Go eat a salad.

                                                                                            [–]mpgangle 160 ポイント161 ポイント

                                                                                            Dude. Sexually adventurous AND she saved your life? I don't understand why you didn't marry her on the spot.

                                                                                            [–]delinkw 265 ポイント266 ポイント

                                                                                            dont you read

                                                                                            she is a WHORE for having sex with other people before knowing OP

                                                                                            [–]Kaono 44 ポイント45 ポイント

                                                                                            37 dicks!!

                                                                                            [–]Sax45 36 ポイント37 ポイント

                                                                                            Try not to get peed on on the way to the parking lot!

                                                                                            [–]Jimmyjelly 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                                            Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!

                                                                                            Hey you! Get back here!

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                                                                                                  [–]wardrich 92 ポイント93 ポイント

                                                                                                  Sounds more like TIFU by breaking up with a girl who finally felt comfortable around me and potentially saved my life.

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                                                                                                  I'm actually still pretty upset by this post. I mean, I don't know the circumstances of the "past lies" but I mean, considering her fetish, it would probably be pretty embarrassing, and I'd probably lie about it until I was comfortable to admit it, too. Then you went on to tell your buddy about her personal shit. I'm 50/50 on that, because that's really the part that saved your ass... but that's still some pretty deeply personal shit to be talking about. If all of her past "lies" were also based around insecurities, I think you should give her another chance and approach things from another angle. She probably just trusted you with one of her deepest secrets (unless she's had like 5000 ex's that have pissed on her).

                                                                                                  [–]radicaljackalope 9 ポイント10 ポイント

                                                                                                  Nothing to be upset about. It is fictional anyway.

                                                                                                  [–]Mxxi 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                                                  Don't be upset, you don't have the slightest idea about the other things that she's lied about, all you know about the relationship is what you read on a post on the internet. Perhaps she cheated on him, or something else, and this makes OP more upset about silly 'minor' lies.

                                                                                                  [–]free_range_veal 28 ポイント29 ポイント

                                                                                                  Patrice O'Neal wants his joke back.

                                                                                                  [–]colec 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                                                                                                  Fuck yeah. Take us out, fat boy.

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                                                                                                    [–]perceiver 27 ポイント28 ポイント

                                                                                                    Seems like you didn't fuck up at all. Learning you have diabetes now may have saved you some serious health consequences down the road. And hey, nothing wrong with a girl who likes to get weird.

                                                                                                    [–]HBZ415 97 ポイント98 ポイント

                                                                                                    So....the girl confessed her fetish to you and repay her by dumping her because she's had other guys do it to her too? You're a fucking weirdo man. I pee on my girlfriend because she loves it, I'm the first guy to do it to her but even if I wasn't that's no reason to break up with her. FFS that would be like her fingering my ass and then me telling her that I've had another girl do it to me before only for her to flip out and leave. You sound extremely immature and inexperienced in relationships and sex.

                                                                                                    [–]adokimus 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                                                                                    THANK YOU. Shaming women for their kinks only makes for a world with less kinky sex. OP sucks.

                                                                                                    [–]HBZ415 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                                                                                                    It really does though. I love my girlfriend and it wasn't until recently that we shared our fetishes with one another and we've been dating on and off for 8 years.

                                                                                                    Her fetish came up because while I was using her laptop to look at reddit I saw in the search box history "/r/peegonewild" and knew that I didn't look that up. I sat on that information for a month or so because I wasn't sure how to approach her about it because I didn't want to embarrass her. That's when she ended up in some financial trouble and I jokingly threw out the idea that she could always do cam shows for extra money. I'll never forget the look on her face when I said it because I thought I just ruined our entire relationship in one sentence but she looked me right in the eyes and asked "You would be okay with that?" And I said back "As long as I can watch too" and her face lit up like a Christmas tree.

                                                                                                    That conversation resulted in me telling her I'm a bit of an exhibitionist which she already somewhat knew due to my tendency of initiating sexual activities in public. Once we both talked and felt a lot more open minded and comfortable I suggested we take a sexual survey I found online that asked what kinks or fetish you would like to try, each person takes the survey in private and when it's done it shows you the results in which you both said yes to. She saw that I put I would definitely want to give her a golden shower and from there our sex life exploded and really just reinforced the fact that we were perfect for each other.

                                                                                                    TL;DR - be honest with your SO about your desires and they'll let you pee on them.

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                                                                                                      [–]Please_Call_Me_Gary 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                                                                                                      Hey man, I've been a Type 1 diabetic for over 20 years now (I'm 25). While it isn't a party, it's no big deal as long as you don't let it get out of hand. Alcohol will fuck you up if you don't know how it affects you, so be careful with it if you decide to drink. Ask any questions and I'll be happy to help you out!

                                                                                                      [–]jay09cole 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                                                                                                      Did you taste your piss or have someone else do it?

                                                                                                      [–]throweraccount 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                                                                                                      Asking the important questions.

                                                                                                      [–]Please_Call_Me_Gary 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                                                                                                      sipped mine at first, then had a doctor verify. gotta be smart about these things. thought it was weird that he rimmed his glass with salt first, but he's the doctor, not me.

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                                                                                                        [–]contcont 10 ポイント11 ポイント

                                                                                                        Today I fucked up by reading this, because I'm about to piss in my mouth.

                                                                                                        [–]Keerikkadan91 109 ポイント110 ポイント

                                                                                                        You peed on someone and call them a whore just because they liked it?

                                                                                                        [–]mhende 27 ポイント28 ポイント

                                                                                                        And it sounds like he's going around telling his buddies her secret fetish.

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                                                                                                          [–]margaretnelson 21 ポイント22 ポイント

                                                                                                          that "urine-faced pisswhore" may have saved your life. It would appropriate to send at least a thank you card.

                                                                                                          [–]youllforgetme 44 ポイント45 ポイント

                                                                                                          I am confused why break up with her over this? was it the lie or the fact she likes to get pissed on?

                                                                                                          I mean some people don't talk about sex with ex's as it can get a bit weird. so she may have lied to avoid a conversation about ex's only to then decide that honesty was the best policy.

                                                                                                          [–]xenoglossic 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                                                          He said that she said it was her first time, and then she said that she had done it with several exes. I think that's the lie.

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                                                                                                            [–]colec 26 ポイント27 ポイント

                                                                                                            why end the relationship? If this was a "lie" worthy of breaking up, you've got some growing up to do.

                                                                                                            Sorry about the diabeetus. That sucks. That's how Patrice O'Neal found out about his, as the story goes.

                                                                                                            [–]Neebay 42 ポイント43 ポイント

                                                                                                            "...urine-faced pisswhore..." Fuck you. "TIL I have diabetes." You didn't fuck up then, did you? In fact, pissing on her face may have saved your life.

                                                                                                            [–]pmbuko 38 ポイント39 ポイント

                                                                                                            Nice job calling your ex a whore.

                                                                                                            [–]Steinberg1 13 ポイント14 ポイント

                                                                                                            So she was nervous about admitting to you that she had done something before that is kind of a sensitive relationship topic and is generally socially frowned upon, and you dumped her for being a liar then called her a 'pisswhore' behind her back?

                                                                                                            Well well, karma's a bitch, now isn't it, diabe-dick? See what I did there?

                                                                                                            [–]AKBlackWizard 55 ポイント56 ポイント

                                                                                                            Dude, really? She came clean. I mean it started as a "lie" but she quickly came clean after it right? At least she was honest. The more things that come to light the easier it will be the first time to tell the truth. I don't think a lie about golden showers should end a relation ship, it should excel it. She's pretty much for anything. You don't get that with most girls.

                                                                                                            [–]drpestilence 14 ポイント15 ポイント

                                                                                                            Wait, not telling you the whole truth about her pee fetish is what made you end things with her? Opening up about kinks can be really hard for people. Enjoy your life long disease.

                                                                                                            [–]ninjaoctopus 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                                                                                                            soo... whats her number?

                                                                                                            [–]winterspoon 13 ポイント14 ポイント

                                                                                                            I was regaling a buddy with the story of how I ended things with the urine-faced pisswhore

                                                                                                            I kind of hate you for this. A little because of your demeaning language, but mostly because it indicates you were probably really shitty to the lady in question.

                                                                                                            [–]I_Dominate_Women 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                                                                                            So.. you dump someone who's willing to drink your piss because she didn't come right out and tell you all about the naughty things she's done with her exes? Yeah, because you're clearly the type to handle that information maturely. As if pisswhore is an insult...

                                                                                                            Jealous little unstable infant. Send her my way.

                                                                                                            [–]rickycarlisle 101 ポイント102 ポイント

                                                                                                            You dumped her because she was nervous about bringing up sexual experiences with her exes?

                                                                                                            That's what I found to be the most incredible thing in the whole story.

                                                                                                            It's not as if she asked every male member of your family to cue up and piss through the gaps of her teeth before kissing you good morning.

                                                                                                            Edit: Grammar

                                                                                                            [–]poh-tae-toe 10 ポイント11 ポイント

                                                                                                            how is this a TIFU? if anything she potentially saved your life. You should thank her.

                                                                                                            [–]CasualBobRoss 31 ポイント32 ポイント

                                                                                                            FAKE! Just the other day a TIL mentioned sweet urine being a sign of diabetes, and now there's a TIFU about a "urine-faced pisswhore"?

                                                                                                            Pretty much everything I see posted here is fake anymore. /unsub

                                                                                                            [–]TaintedSquirrel 10 ポイント11 ポイント

                                                                                                            I don't know anything about the other TIL post, but the entire story sounds fabricated and only serves as a lead-up to the punchline.

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                                                                                                              [–]remsie 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                                                                                                              you are so lucky that she (and your buddy) saved you from the hell of living with undiagnosed diabetes. my type 1 manifested itself when I was 12, and I went through a couple months of being forever thirsty, having to pee constantly, and ended up completely sapped of energy after school. it had progressed slowly and I had no idea what was going on because a lot of times you just don't notice small changes until you're completely fucked up. I'd probably lost about 1/5 of my bodyweight to dehydration before my parents realized something was seriously wrong and took me to our physician.

                                                                                                              diabetes sucks but you are super lucky to have caught it before it could do serious damage.

                                                                                                              [–]rbuyna 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                                                                                              What were the other lies?

                                                                                                              [–]a_qual 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                                                                                              Hope the chick finds someone she can trust to explore Stuff with. She deserves better.

                                                                                                              [–]muffinless 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                                                                                                              I think you owe her a second chance. She saved your life, man!

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                                                                                                                [–]good__riddance 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                                                                                                                Dude, just because that girl was with other guys before you doesn't make her a bad person, she is probably just embarrassed you know? It's private stuff, her previous sex life.

                                                                                                                [–]breakingmad1 48 ポイント49 ポイント

                                                                                                                Why would you dump someone because they have done stuff with ex's?

                                                                                                                [–]siralgo 20 ポイント21 ポイント

                                                                                                                She told him she'd never done it before.

                                                                                                                Still not grounds for breaking up with someone IMHO.

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                                                                                                                  [–]YoloKraize 7 ポイント8 ポイント

                                                                                                                  So because she has a fetish and have had sexual partners and encounters before you, that makes her a "urine-faced pisswhore" ehm? Unless there is more to the story I can't see how calling that a "lie" is enough to end a relationship unless it's some real shallow shit.

                                                                                                                  [–]quietly41 7 ポイント8 ポイント

                                                                                                                  I think calling her a urine faced pisswhore is cruel. No one deserves diabetes, but I don't feel sorry for you.

                                                                                                                  [–]optionallycrazy 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                                                                                                                  It sounded like a really x-rated House episode.

                                                                                                                  [–]jeffmath 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                                                                                                                  I'm curious why she is a wore because she let her exes pee on her? What she did with her exes really isn't your business and if you peed on her you are not really in a place to judge her. Unless she was having pee parties without you while you were together.

                                                                                                                  Sorry about the beetus. At least you know and can regulate it before it was too late and became a real problem.

                                                                                                                  [–]fleshlighthero 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                                                                                                                  She was obviously embarrassed by her past and was afraid to share it with you for fear you would react badly. Instead of being supportive and letting her get comfortable in her own skin with you, and share information with you, you slapped her down for it. I think you should thank, but also apologize to her.

                                                                                                                  [–]147852147 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                                                                                                                  You're a dick for refering to her like that. Fuck you man, you should respect your ex, not talk about her to every guy you know. Her sexlife shouldn't be something for you to shame her with.

                                                                                                                  [–]ZornsLemmon 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                                                                                                                  Was just gonna say Diabeetus. Didn't see the breakup coming. She obviously told you she had never done it before because she didn't want you to judge her fetish...So forgivable.

                                                                                                                  [–]Pointwest418 10 ポイント11 ポイント

                                                                                                                  I don't know why you'd break up with a girl because she had a pee fetish if you were fine with doing the pee fetish.

                                                                                                                  You'd assume that her exes knew about it too

                                                                                                                  [–]PM_ME_YOUR_TIGHTS 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                                                                                                                  After reading this I went to the bathroom.......

                                                                                                                  Here's the thing: I'm overweight and do eat a good amount of sugar (not as much as before but a bit).

                                                                                                                  It tasted horribly bitter. The hypochondriac in me thought it tasted some sweet overtones in it (I swear I tasted some coffee even though I haven't had any since Tuesday night) but nope, it's bitter as fuck.

                                                                                                                  So I guess no diabetes? Either way, I'm still cutting out sugar.

                                                                                                                  [–]TgizBT 33 ポイント34 ポイント

                                                                                                                  Uh... Why didn't you just book an appointment with a doctor?

                                                                                                                  [–]throweraccount 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                                                                                                                  Because Bear Grylls.

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                                                                                                                      [–]barkingllama 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                                                                                                      ITT: Bunch of dudes tasting their piss in the shower.

                                                                                                                      [–]rhymes_with_chicken 17 ポイント18 ポイント

                                                                                                                      stupid. stupid. stupid.

                                                                                                                      in the shower, of course. now i gotta clean up the kitchen floor and have some explaining to do to my next door neighbor who was out walking his dog by my window.

                                                                                                                      stupid.

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                                                                                                                        [–]lukepoga 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                                                                                                                        this guy must be 17 years old. who would dump their woman because she becomes open with something she has been embarrassed about in the past? just a terrible guy.

                                                                                                                        [–]sparta_reddy 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                                                                                                                        Your EX should become a fucking Diabetes Doctor.

                                                                                                                        [–]tetrahydrocanada 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                                                                        Obligatory

                                                                                                                        [–]udddd 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                                                                        This is irrelevant if you've already tested positive for diabetes, but if you've had diet soda, crystal light (or a similar 0-calorie mix), tons of sugar free gum, or anything else with artificial sweeteners, that's another reason it could happen.

                                                                                                                        [–]fz6greg 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                                                                        I remember being told a story of how doctors would teach medic students to test for diabetes by dipping their finger in a pot of urine and then tasting it. The twist was they would dip one finger in, and then lick a different one.

                                                                                                                        [–]A_Real_OG_Readmore 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                                                                        Patrice O'Neal, the (dead) comedian, has a similar story. Water sports with his girl, she tasted his pee, it was sweet (the flavor, not the gesture), and he was diagnosed with diabetes.

                                                                                                                        Moral: taste your piss.

                                                                                                                        [–]AdmiralShark 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                                                                                                                        Well, on a list of ways to find out if you have the diabetus kinky sex with a pretty woman is one of the less bad ways.

                                                                                                                        I don't think OP fucked up in this case... If anything he's a (very) Bad Luck Brian.

                                                                                                                        [–]DrummerBoy2999 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                                                                                                                        I'm confused, did she have guys do it while you were dating? Why was it a lie? That part I didn't really understand too much, and good luck with the diabetes.

                                                                                                                        [–]cloud_surfer 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                                                                                                                        You didn't FU by urinating on a girl. It's not like you got diabetes BECAUSE you took a piss on her.

                                                                                                                        [–]brtcobalt 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                                                                        great, now I'm gonna taste my urine when I get home!

                                                                                                                        [–]ShaidarHaran2 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                                                                        Brb, tasting my pee for diabeetus

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