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[–]ClemClem510 141 ポイント142 ポイント143 ポイント 5 時間 前
We meet again, /u/Paintedceiling, aka serial bullshitter and tagged as "lying karma bitch".
[–]durrtyurr -8 ポイント-7 ポイント-6 ポイント 1 時間 前
since when is making a joke for fake internet points "bullshitting"? The content of memes doesn't have to (and probably shouldn't) be true.
[–]OrphanRapist 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 5 分 前
I pray we are one day not judged by the content of our memes, but by the content of our character.
[–]PaintedCeiling[S] -306 ポイント-305 ポイント-304 ポイント 5 時間 前
Yes we do, and I still have what, nearly 285,000 more link karma than you?
[–]ClemClem510 71 ポイント72 ポイント73 ポイント 5 時間 前
Wow, someone's whiny.
[–]theseekerofbacon 18 ポイント19 ポイント20 ポイント 1 時間 前
It's exactly the reason why people hate him.
If he was just to say, "Yeah, I thought it was funny so I made it up" most reasonable people wouldn't care.
But, he's always making shit up like this, he's said he's had sick family members and shit for karma. When called out he acts like a whiny asshole. So, people call him out.
[–]redditorrrrrrrrrrrr 47 ポイント48 ポイント49 ポイント 4 時間 前
Comment karma is much more impressive, and /u/clemclem510 has more than you.
[–]BuckRampant -5 ポイント-4 ポイント-3 ポイント 2 時間 前
...But seriously, it isn't. It's a hell of a lot easier to get.
[–]colourfulsynesthete 16 ポイント17 ポイント18 ポイント 2 時間 前
Link karma is luck. Comment karma is intelligence and wit.
[–]BuckRampant 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 1 時間 前
Comment karma is very predictable, and requires very little novelty. Just hang out on the top posts of the hour, comment with a basic question or statement early on any of them, and you will pretty rapidly get large amounts of it.
Top comment here, for example: "Use the goddamn penguin!" This is a typical top comment. Not a standout at all, but it was the second comment and echoed a common sentiment, so as the first thing people saw, at the top it stays. If it had been the 20th comment, it would have gotten very little.
Intelligence and with help get a comment to the top, but they are completely unnecessary. Link karma, on the other hand, is luck and a good title and interesting content. The link rolls solo. You aren't dragged to the top by simple timing and latching on to good content. Of course, you can skip the challenge of content and title by just reposting something someone else has posted, so a lot of people do that, but even with proven content luck is critical.
Anyway, last point: There's just a hell of a lot more of it. The comments here, even on a relatively newer submission, even in one of the subreddits with relatively little discussion, already total at least as much karma as the original submission, assuming you ignore PaintedCeiling's massive negatives.
[–]theseekerofbacon 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 時間 前
I don't know, I literally got over a 1000 comment karma for the word "reads" the other day.
You're right in most cases. In other cases, who the fuck knows why people upvote this stuff?
[–]theseekerofbacon -2 ポイント-1 ポイント0 ポイント 1 時間 前
As someone with over 40,000 comment karma. I would beg to differ.
[–]slightly_drifting 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 1 時間 前
Let me help you with that then
[–]theseekerofbacon 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 29 分 前
Thanks.
[–]Lone_Sword -2 ポイント-1 ポイント0 ポイント 1 時間 前
Or just posting the exact same over-used jokes that Reddit loves.
[–]Mad_Eurotrash 9 ポイント10 ポイント11 ポイント 3 時間 前
And yet how much more of a life does ClemClem have over you, since you spend every waking moment in a basement making shitty memes?
[–]vdksvnpdnipnpfnipwvhd'iewnngfepiwhgso'ivhsdivhdingfgedhvidohvipeThe_One_Above_All 5 ポイント6 ポイント7 ポイント 4 時間 前
And then there's this guy: /u/way_fairer
[–]Hitler1488 5 ポイント6 ポイント7 ポイント 2 時間 前
I'm broke and unemployed and I think I still lead a better life than your sorry ass.
[–]PaintedCeiling[S] -60 ポイント-59 ポイント-58 ポイント 2 時間 前
aaaand your screenname has Hitler in it.
[–]letmeusespaces 9 ポイント10 ポイント11 ポイント 2 時間 前
screenname
Now that's a term I haven't heard used in quite some time...
[–]the_bridgeless_troll 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 1 時間 前
Does anyone still have AIM installed so they can check if PaintedCeiling is currently logged in?
[–]theseekerofbacon 6 ポイント7 ポイント8 ポイント 1 時間 前
/u/PaintedCeiling is literally worse than /u/Hitler1488.
[–]Shadow_Shitler 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 1 時間 前
my username has hitler in it too. so what?
[–]bzsteele 10 ポイント11 ポイント12 ポイント 3 時間 前
Wow you must be super duper important
[–]tomorrowsanewday45 11 ポイント12 ポイント13 ポイント 2 時間 前
Let's see,
Reddit is: >anonymous, >doesnt offer financial gain, >karma is worthless, >it's anonymous
Knowing all this, your comment belongs in r/cringe or r/circlejerk. Is it cool to have karma, sure, even better when your karma comes from interesting life stories and experiences, instead of made up content. But, to brag about imaginary points you acquired, for most likely made up content, is cringy. Really really cringy.
[–]PaintedCeiling[S] -90 ポイント-89 ポイント-88 ポイント 2 時間 前
What's that I smell? Oh yes, common jealousy.
[–]xJayhov 12 ポイント13 ポイント14 ポイント 2 時間 前
I don't get why you need to be a dick. Just post real stories instead of making yourself out to be an asshat. I'm usually just a lurker when it comes to reddit but you sir are an imbecile.
Leave your fedora on the way out, milady.
[–]PaintedCeiling[S] -57 ポイント-56 ポイント-55 ポイント 2 時間 前
The funny thing is that you care so much. Think about it.
[–]TheRealRacker 6 ポイント7 ポイント8 ポイント 2 時間 前
You'te the one spending hours a day thinking of and posting macros on this subreddit for non existent points.
[–]Insertgirlyname 4 ポイント5 ポイント6 ポイント 1 時間 前
"Thinking"
[–]tomorrowsanewday45 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 2 時間 前
I aint even mad lol
[–]MichaelH345 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 2 時間 前
You're the perfect example of what's wrong with Reddit.
[–]george_glass4 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 2 時間 前
But, without the trolls and karma whores, how do we appreciate the truly exceptional content that Reddit has to offer?
[–]HahGHEEEEY 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 2 時間 前
Is this really your life, OP?
Link karma is for people who have more free time than friends. Sorry about your lack of friend situation. Maybe if you had a real life, you could post real life situations instead of having to make up interactions with people.
[–]kick_the_chort 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 時間 前
you are the saddest guy i've encountered online today, congrats.
[–]ispeelmydrink 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 時間 前
Holy shit, look at all those meaningless internet points.
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