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[–]FatbeardThePirate 579 ポイント580 ポイント x3

You're implying I was buying it in the first place.

Edit : Oh my gold. I'd like to thank my dead dog rex, my mom for helping me out the last time I broke both my arms, the people who bought me gold, feminism, and my Dark Lord Satan the Devil.

[–]Lucid_Diode 227 ポイント228 ポイント

Someone's gotta buy it.

Edit: Take the gold back. I don't want. You won't get any thanks from me, stranger! I'd rather transfer it to a redditor-in-need.

[–]Joshua_P 225 ポイント226 ポイント

I buy it.

Edit: Okay guys. A ticket finally came in so I'll be back in a couple of minutes to give out the rest of my gold. RIP inbox?

Edit2: I ran out but bought another year. I'll be back with more once I'm done with this ticket.

Edit3: I'm sorry if I missed anyone, I tried to get anyone who replied. I had a blast gilding you all and supporting reddit. While I am against the ?votes system, not buying gold because of it is not the answer. I'm sure all of our voices have been heard by reddit and they will revert it in time. I'll see you guys again next payday if I remember :D

Edit4: Back by popular demand, here comes round 4 of the gold rush. May this thread go down in history!

Edit5: So now my reddit account has been discovered by coworkers. Time to get a new one I guess :/

Edit6: Thanks for blowing up my inbox. I've been having a rough couple of weeks and this morning has certainly brightened up my day. I've spent all of the money on gold that I reasonably can today. I think I'll head over to /r/lounge now. See you guys there!

[–]CircularMatrix 135 ポイント136 ポイント

I will take some off your hands.

[–]Joshua_P 154 ポイント155 ポイント

Sure thing. All I ask for is a ?vote in return.

Edit: Gold?! For me? Auwww, you shouldn't have! Thanks a lot kind stranger.

[–]GrnDyRx 28 ポイント29 ポイント

You'll never know if I upvoted you, or just undisliked you.

[–]Joshua_P 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Happy cakeday! Here's a present for your ?vote

[–]kalphakomega 75 ポイント76 ポイント

Upvoted cause fuck it

[–]Joshua_P 31 ポイント32 ポイント

Thanks! Gold cause why not?

[–]WildBananna 37 ポイント38 ポイント

Seriously, how much of this stuff do you have?!?!?

[–]Joshua_P 55 ポイント56 ポイント

A few years worth. I am a generous god.

[–]coffee_stain_cleaner 13 ポイント14 ポイント

"But who am I, and who are my people, that we should be able to give as generously as this? Everything comes from you, and we have given you only what comes from your hand.

Chronicles 29:14

[–]XxxRedatoxxX 2 ポイント3 ポイント

You, you're a nice person. Morgan Freemen smiles at you.

[–]WildBananna 5 ポイント6 ポイント

All must bow down to our holy god Joshua_P! Savior of the almighty reddit! Thanks for the gold!

[–]sisonp 2 ポイント3 ポイント

To the guy handing out all the gold http://imgur.com/gQGjHrc

[–]random715 56 ポイント57 ポイント

Mobile user here. Still just giving up votes. Damn kids and your ?s

[–]Joshua_P 14 ポイント15 ポイント

We still have upvote and downvote arrows. It just doesn't say how many of each anymore. It only says the total score. So if I have 11 points, I don't know if thats 22 upvotes 11 downvotes or 11 upvotes 0 downvotes. Not that it was particularly accurate before but it was nice to see.

[–]theresamouseinmyhous 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Reddit is fun does

[–]CircularMatrix 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Deal accepted! Thanks!

[–]Sloth_Bacon 10 ポイント11 ポイント

That gold looks heavy, I'll be willing to hold some for you.

[–]Joshua_P 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Thanks! You are too kind!

Edit: Well that's kinda awkward. I thought you were talking to me so I gilded you.

[–]rstw 32 ポイント33 ポイント

Me 2 :D

[–]Joshua_P 8 ポイント9 ポイント

You da real mvp /u/rstw! Have some yourself.

[–]tacoguy1234 59 ポイント60 ポイント

whoa

Edit: whoa

[–]Joshua_P 21 ポイント22 ポイント

You can have some too! I'm not sure how many credits I have left but I plan on blowing all them on this thread.

[–]highaerials36 63 ポイント64 ポイント

This comment costs One Reddit Gold to see.

Comment: I love, you.

[–]Joshua_P 13 ポイント14 ポイント

Ok, where is it?

[–]CainFoool 10 ポイント11 ポイント

HE LIED TO US!

[–]TestAnacoluthia 32 ポイント33 ポイント

Yeah, this thread is a gold train!

[–]Joshua_P 27 ポイント28 ポイント

Yep, I've given out at least 10 so far. Good thing it's payday!

[–]DiddyMoe 24 ポイント25 ポイント x2

People like you are too kind. I wish i had that type of money to give away at random, that's one of the luxuries I can't afford (yet!). It's seriously one of the best feelings in the world, so good on you for doing that :)

[–]Joshua_P 11 ポイント12 ポイント

It really is an amazing feeling. It's making this boring day at work a lot better. Pay it forward when you're in the position to.

[–]jadely 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Y'all got any more of that gold?

[–]nirmalspeed 2 ポイント3 ポイント

And today I'm ten minutes late to the gold train :( still the closest I've been I guess that's good enough for me :/

Edit: Guess I wasn't unlucky today!

[–]mteezie 27 ポイント28 ポイント

Blow me!

[–]Joshua_P 20 ポイント21 ポイント

I'd rather just give you gold if you're okay with that.

[–]tttttttttkid 21 ポイント22 ポイント

I can help take another one off your hands

edit: thanks internet stranger

[–]letswatchthesunrise 19 ポイント20 ポイント

Am I too late?

[–]Joshua_P 19 ポイント20 ポイント

I actually just gave my last piece of gold away :( I tried to gold you but I didn't have anything left.

Edit: I felt bad so I bought another year just for you!

[–]Vuff 10 ポイント11 ポイント

I hope this doesn't mean you can't make rent this month

[–]MTLBroncos 18 ポイント19 ポイント

Hit me up!

[–]whatshisname9 14 ポイント15 ポイント

There is a chance here.

[–]Joshua_P 7 ポイント8 ポイント

I feel like Oprah right now. But instead of bees you guys all get gold.

[–]StarkCommando 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Do the opposite of what the meme tells you is now the new way to display your down vote.

[–]Joshua_P 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Yeah, I don't appreciate being told how to spend my gold so I'm going all out. I hope it inspires others to do the same. Take some please to support my downvote of OP.

[–]Dutch5-1 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Wanna pop my gold cherry stranger?

[–]Joshua_P 3 ポイント4 ポイント

You know it!

[–]swolbroham_lincoln 27 ポイント28 ポイント

You da Real MVP, /u/Joshua_P.

On a serious note, just seeing your generosity to internet strangers has already improved my workday. Thanks for that.

[–]Joshua_P 8 ポイント9 ポイント

Thanks. It's a really slow day at work and this has been making it so much more enjoyable. Have some yourself!

[–]Hedok 13 ポイント14 ポイント

Thanks for making reddit a beter place you rich ass motherfucker :)

[–]Joshua_P 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I'm not even rich lol. I've spent like two days pay so far on all of this gold. Your welcome though, have some for the road.

[–]scriptonic 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Whoa....so you're what at the end of a rainbow!!

[–]Allen55 2 ポイント3 ポイント

This might be the best thing on the Internet today

[–]coke92 2 ポイント3 ポイント

All this gold, are you Midas or something? :o

[–]Joshua_P 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I was for a couple of hours. Sadly I have lost my touch. I may regain it a bit later.

[–]gregoryomvig 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Welp, I've went through and counted the amount of people that received Gold in this thread so far. I counted 146±2. Good gravy that's a lot of gold.

[–]mochiicheeks 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I swear, I always miss these.. Edit- OMGGG. WTF. I DID NOT EXPECT GOLD. People like me do not expect gold. TYSM. ILYSM OMGGG. off to /r/lounge.

[–]Joshua_P 3 ポイント4 ポイント

I love making a liar out of people!

[–]crinacle 10 ポイント11 ポイント

If this thread's to go by anything, everyone's buying it

[–]Joshua_P 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Haha, almost all of it is from me. Come join in the fun!

[–]NSwaggles 20 ポイント21 ポイント

You guys are horrible at this boycott. I for one am running strong.

[–]SaltyDoodelz 1144 ポイント1145 ポイント x8

Fuck it.. Have a ?

Edit: gold.. holy hell, thank you sir!

Edit2: thank you again stranger! But this is madness!

EDIT 3-8: So i fell asleep and i've been gilded another six times. As i can't say for sure who they are all from.. i'll leave it at 'Thank you a great deal! you've officially made friday morning worth waking up to :)'

[–]STINKYnobCHEESE 533 ポイント534 ポイント

Fuck it, have gold.

[–]Deadmeat553 469 ポイント470 ポイント

Don't you realize what you've done?!

[–]STINKYnobCHEESE 1211 ポイント1212 ポイント x7

Yep, I've paid for gold to support a website I use and enjoy daily for FREE, and I'm not being a bitch about a slight change in set up, which will probably not last long anyway. Fuck it, you can have gold too for questioning my motives

[–]Deadmeat553 386 ポイント387 ポイント

Thank you, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[–]TestAnacoluthia 325 ポイント326 ポイント

It's kind of like shoving a gold bar up someone's anus. On one hand, ouch. On the other hand, free gold!

[–]Dicebomb 112 ポイント113 ポイント

If only a gold bar could fit into my anus :(

[–]memeship 110 ポイント111 ポイント

No one ever pays me in gold butt plugs :(

[–]Time-For-A-Wank 5 ポイント6 ポイント

If someone guilds your comment, you have to put it up your ass.

[–]memeship 12 ポイント13 ポイント

Instructions clear. Gold currently in my ass.

[–]TestAnacoluthia 85 ポイント86 ポイント

Practice makes perfect.

[–]GenericBadGuyNumber3 50 ポイント51 ポイント

And nothing says 'perfect' like a gold bar lodged in your rectum.

[–]Icedrive 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Where there is a will....

[–]ThrashReflex 138 ポイント139 ポイント

Can I have gold!?

[–]Raikudou 77 ポイント78 ポイント x2

It's that easy? Well then, i'll take two please.

[–]0hmyscience 46 ポイント47 ポイント

since he only got one, can I take the other one?

[–]STINKYnobCHEESE 151 ポイント152 ポイント

Sure

[–]Nathiex 111 ポイント112 ポイント

With this guy around they'll end up introducing reddit platinum

[–]sambogina 46 ポイント47 ポイント

I want reddit plutonium

[–]Lomb4x 83 ポイント84 ポイント

STOP

[–]shadowman3001 17 ポイント18 ポイント

Like, stop stop, or "no means yes" frat boy stop?

[–]tooyoung_tooold 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Shhhh. Don't fight it.

[–]ThrashReflex 7 ポイント8 ポイント

You are a good man

[–]Medicine_Legs 22 ポイント23 ポイント

very amicable. unwarranted changes can't be made so readily without people like yourself!

[–]ItsLunchboxBitch 14 ポイント15 ポイント

I'm a mobile user so honestly I couldn't give a fuck either way.

[–]-Recluse- 60 ポイント61 ポイント

I love goooooold!

edit My first gold. Thank you kind sir/madam.

[–]Sylentking 35 ポイント36 ポイント

No one ever pays me in gold :( Edit: holy shit I got payed in gold for the first time.... feels normal

[–]Toffeemama 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Joke's on you, this was all a trick by reddit to get everyone to buy gold! They know everyone here is contrary.

[–]Kylix_ 13 ポイント14 ポイント

Welp...

RIP thread.

[–]Patakk 2 ポイント3 ポイント

You clearly gave him A downvote. If you wanted to give him an upvote, you'd use AN.

[–]TheJanks 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Mandatory Fun isn't fun.

[–]nickyjames[🍰] 19 ポイント20 ポイント

REDDIT HAS REACHED 100% OF IT'S GOLD GOAL TODAY. IT'S ONLY 7AM.

[–]Benzon 11 ポイント12 ポイント

Thanks for the gold!

Edit: Didn't get any gold.

Edit2: Actually got gold, thanks for the gold!

[–]AnimatedSnake 272 ポイント273 ポイント

Ehm... What is the problem?

[–]FileTransfer 38 ポイント39 ポイント

How many upvotes did your comment get?

[–]crh23 434 ポイント435 ポイント x2

Who cares.

[–]sublime13 31 ポイント32 ポイント

This right here is the epitome of reddit.

[–]Hillside_Strangler 21 ポイント22 ポイント

Correct answer.

[–]DubiumGuy 63 ポイント64 ポイント

Neckbeards.

[–]Stuff_on_Things 24 ポイント25 ポイント

I haven't noticed any change. is this because of RES?

[–]wparkers 48 ポイント49 ポイント

With RES, the amount of both upvotes and downvotes shows up next to the comment. Now it's question marks.

[–]ShingamiOfSmarm 28 ポイント29 ポイント

While that DOES suck, wasn't it Reddit's original intent for upvotes vs downvotes to not be seen?
Seems kinda silly to get upset for having our cheat of a workaround nuetered when all the rest of RES still works....

[–]Erephnex 15 ポイント16 ポイント

but it was one of the best features if its 5/3 or 100/98 is a huge difference you cant see without res. With Res you see there were 99 people agreeing with you and maybe 60 and some downvote fuzzing by reddit. Without all you see is that at least one person agreed

[–]memeship 10 ポイント11 ポイント

You used to be able to see how many upvotes and downvotes a comment/post had. Now you can't.

And yes, you needed RES to see it for comments.

[–]scamp41 14 ポイント15 ポイント

Math bitches. As of writing this, this thread has 1832 point with 82% liking it.

1832 / .82 = 2234 votes

1 - .82 = .18 = 18% dislike

2234 * .18 = 402 downvotes

[–]Thisismyredditusern 13 ポイント14 ポイント

Right, but I think people are complaining that you cannot do that math for comments. I still think it is a silly thing to complain about, but at least it is not purely an inability to math.

[–]rocketvat 6 ポイント7 ポイント

If you weren't using RES, there won't be a difference. RES used to be able to show the exact vote counts for every comment and now that information is hidden.

[–]Talking_Head 12 ポイント13 ポイント

exact

Wrong. Those numbers were never exact and were in fact meant to be intentionally inexact.

[–]leosani 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Yeah tell us.

[–]DamageProcess 28 ポイント29 ポイント

What if...Reddit staff is giving out the gold to make it look like people support the new changes?

/r/conspiracy

O:

[–]Dboy777 546 ポイント547 ポイント x3

Wow, people are really worked up about this. Is there anyone else wondering why it's such a big deal?

Edit: I love the irony of receiving my first gilding in a thread where OP tries to tell people not to give gold. Stay awesome, Reddit :)

[–]JamoWRage 283 ポイント284 ポイント

Because we are a bunch of narcissists that care so much about what others think about us that we forgot how to just socialize. God forbid that people say something anonymously on the internet without caring what other anonymous people think of them.

So how are you doing these days? Is your family doing well?

[–]Datawych 94 ポイント95 ポイント

I don't get it. It's not like we don't get to see how many net upvotes a specific link/comment gets. Why does everyone care about seeing how many individual upvotes and downvotes it got?

If I comment and it nets 100 upvotes, awesome, that was clearly a sweet comment. I don't really need to see that in actuality it got 160 upvotes and 60 downvotes.

[–]DukeOfChaos92 24 ポイント25 ポイント

Because a net number doesn't truly reflect the general opinion of something. If you get a net of two upvotes for a comment, your comment could have been highly controversial, or it could have only been seen by one person in the whole of reddit.

I don't know, I like knowing not just what the results of the voting was, but the number of people who voted too.

[–]Play4Blood 110 ポイント111 ポイント

Why does everyone care about seeing how many individual upvotes and downvotes it got?

It's interesting. There's a difference between a comment with two net points because it was nearly equally enjoyed/scorned, and the same net points due to all but one person ignoring the comment entirely.

Visible total vote numbers encourages more frequent participation. Seems like reddit would be in favor of that.

[–]BoosTerribleThings 49 ポイント50 ポイント

The problem is that people don't know what's good for them.

Reddit is a narcissistic hell hole. Everyone obsessives over points, and discussion is left in the dust in favour of appeasing the hive mind.

You can only discuss on reddit if you make sure you don't say anything that people might not agree with. It's a horrendously fake website. Everyone is so sickly smarmy and complimentary, unless someone goes against the grain, at which point reddit turns into a bitchy, vindictive, machine.

There should be no upvotes.

[–]Vox_Imperatoris 74 ポイント75 ポイント

There should be no upvotes.

That's called a forum. It's much worse to sort posts chronologically than by voting. Big subreddits might not be great, but big forums are terrible.

[–]WizardOfNomaha 17 ポイント18 ポイント

You could easily maintain the upvote/downvote system without actually displaying scores. This would take vanity out of the equation and people would be less likely to vote based on popular sentiment (i.e. the hivemind).

[–]toresbe 8 ポイント9 ポイント

Reddit is a narcissistic hell hole. Everyone obsessives over points,

I'm really tired of those sweeping generalizations. Reddit is a diverse and interesting place with diverse and interesting people, who alternate between being creative, funny, and showing less pleasant sides of themselves which are still part and parcel of being human.

I love a good spirited discussion, and I can always find one here. I have many opinions which go strongly against commonly held beliefs on Reddit, and there is no place on the Internet where stating my opposing views create more interesting discussions than here. Usually when I'm downvoted, it's because my argument was lazily formulated or thought out.

The concept of comment moderation to separate the interesting from the counterproductive is a necessary evil when you have a forum like this with millions of active users.

Although I think it's healthy to view the culture of any social setting in a critical light, the constant holier-than-thou repetition of the "hive mind" spiel is somewhat ironically one of the most uninspiring and irritating aspects of Reddit.

[–]Player8 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Not sure if six people agree with you, or 106 agree and 100 disagree

[–]GamerTyke 26 ポイント27 ポイント

Because 200 up votes and 190 downvotes is the same thing as 10 upvotes now.

[–]lydocia 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Where can I read about this change?

[–]lydocia 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Thank you!

[–]Dboy777 9 ポイント10 ポイント

Yeah man, thanks for asking :) #3 won't eat her dinner at the moment though... How's yours?

[–]MattAmoroso 32 ポイント33 ポイント

[–]OneDougUnderPar 19 ポイント20 ポイント

If I was a tattoo kind of guy, I would get those tattooed on my butt-cheeks.

[–]CRAZYC01E 10 ポイント11 ポイント

You have my ?

[–]kyle_albasi 30 ポイント31 ポイント

The shittiest thing about it is everyone complaining like it matters.

[–]Flippeh 41 ポイント42 ポイント

It does matter. Since the change I have a significantly harder time recognizing which submissions are bullshit blogspam and those that have just had very little attention paid to, because 0/0 and 0/2238719437289476389 look precisely the same unless you go to the comments page to look at the bullshit "% like this" metric. It's very bad in /r/programming, /r/technology and anything of the sort.

[–]Gameofmoans69[S] 106 ポイント107 ポイント

TIL if you want gold, tell people not to buy gold

Edit: Stahp, did you guys even read the meme?

Edit 2: ITT so much gold a Lannister would be jealous

[–]skaschmidt 28 ポイント29 ポイント

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 16 ポイント17 ポイント

or people with too much money making statements of dubious importance

[–]Thisismyredditusern 15 ポイント16 ポイント

There's no such thing as too much money. Here have some gold.

[–]PolakPower 11 ポイント12 ポイント

Yeah, definitely don't buy me gold.

[–]ItsZordon 11 ポイント12 ポイント

So how does this work? Don't buy me gold?

Edit: I feel like Pip

[–]Thisismyredditusern 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Yes. That was the right way to do it.

[–]DrResolute 3 ポイント4 ポイント

There's nothing Reddit loves more than golding negative statements about gold. LOL rip da system!!!

[–]myprog 5 ポイント6 ポイント

I believe it's the admins who gave gold for a lot of redditors on this thread.

[–]TerminatioN1337 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Srsly guys, staaaaahp.

Edit: I hate you.

[–]Anathe 53 ポイント54 ポイント

Am I late for the gold train?

[–]Southtown85 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Choo choo mother fucker!

[–]Pratchett 236 ポイント237 ポイント x2

I love the absolute shit storm that happens when the admins of any internet community change something. It happened here when gold was introduced and the sky didn't fall down that time either.

How about we wait a few months and give this a chance instead of making an instant judgement?

[–]Itisarepost 159 ポイント160 ポイント

NAWWWHH FUCK THAT REDDIT IS ON THE DIGG TRAIN WOO WOOOO

EDIT1: (?l?) PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME

EDIT2: WOW, ?'s PEOPLE? REALLY?

EDIT3: THANKS FOR THE GOLD GUYS

EDIT4: SOMEONE ACTUALLY GAVE ME GOLD? DIDN'T YOU SEE THE DUCK'S ADVICE

[–]Antrikshy 34 ポイント35 ポイント

WHAT SHOULD WE MIGRATE TO, GUYS?

[–]TophMasterFlex 61 ポイント62 ポイント

I heard this website Myspace is pretty cool.

[–]dngu00 15 ポイント16 ポイント

There's this pretty cool thing that no on knows about called AOL. Their chat rooms are the tits.

[–]xjayroox 18 ポイント19 ポイント

We could always go spend 30 seconds at 9gag and then remember why we were here in the first place

[–]NonTimepleaser 6 ポイント7 ポイント

4chan?

[–]comakazie 6 ポイント7 ポイント

9gag for sure, bruh.

[–]Benci 3 ポイント4 ポイント

THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS!

[–]secunda 14 ポイント15 ポイント

cirque le jerque

[–]jonttu125 19 ポイント20 ポイント

I'm sorry what change happened? I haven't noticed anything.

[–]rocketvat 28 ポイント29 ポイント

The thing is, this isn't changing the system into something else (like altering default subs) or adding a bunch of new gated features (gold), this is simply taking away a feature that has always existed and used by many people.

Why would we withhold judgment? Am I going to suddenly love that a feature I've always liked is gone? I will get over it, but this attitude I've seen parroted in these threads strikes me as absurd.

[–]spearmintier 16 ポイント17 ポイント

Yeah but the feature wasn't real. It was made up numbers with 50% error rates being common. How is that helpful?

[–]Doctor_McKay 21 ポイント22 ポイント

Even if the numbers aren't precise, there's a huge difference between (1|0) and (101|100). One means your comment wasn't seen, and the other means that your comment was controversial.

Lots of mods also used the numbers to count votes in contest threads, ignoring downvotes.

[–]Thisismyredditusern 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Today the Lounge has received many new members. Well done OP.

[–]historianLA 20 ポイント21 ポイント

This only works if you are correct in assuming that the majority of reddit users are upset and that within that subset there are a sufficient number of people who would give reddit gold who will now choose to abstain.

My guess is that neither of those two conditions are fulfilled by the current situtation.

Edit: Thanks, for the gold... ;) kind sir!!

[–]gingerXgiant 82 ポイント83 ポイント

OP, are you suggesting a revolution? A... A Redditlution?!

Viva La ? !!!!

Edit: Sweet! My first legitimate Gold. I've had it before, but it was in one of those comment threads where everyone got Gold. I felt like I didn't earn it. I felt dirty. Like I had paid for sex or something.

[–]MrBogantilla 16 ポイント17 ポイント

Viva le revolution. Tip the balance of power like a poorly fitted fedora.

[–]PolakPower 5 ポイント6 ポイント

M'lady

[–]Subwaycookienipples 17 ポイント18 ポイント

Gather the troops! We battle the mods at sunrise!

[–]seanandstuff 17 ポイント18 ポイント

Can we make it more of a noonish thing?

[–]PastafarianT 17 ポイント18 ポイント

Le Reddit Army?

[–]strikerdeath 57 ポイント58 ポイント

Not only am I not going to buy gold, I'm going to break in and steal ALL THE GOLD

[–]cedar_reader 14 ポイント15 ポイント

Ima rent a backhoe and uproot dat tree, I wanna know where da gold at.

[–]ndjs22 8 ポイント9 ポイント

Who all seen da vote counts say YEAHHHHH!

[–]sinefato 28 ポイント29 ポイント

Ah, the old "Vote with your wallet" trick.

[–]mobileposter 20 ポイント21 ポイント

Jokes on you! My wallet isn't legal age.

[–]sinefato 14 ポイント15 ポイント

Then I guess valve is going to be brought up on statutory Rape charges when they fuck it raw.

[–]Superdundop 5 ポイント6 ポイント

I've never gotten gold, what's the big whoop?

EDIT: After receiving this gold, I went out to dinner, and my really hot waitress was flirting with me hardcore.

Being a typical redditor, this new sense of self worth caught me off-guard and I pussed out, left a bigger than normal tip, and came home.

Reddit Gold has thus far, made my life more depressing. Damn you Reddit Gold, damn you.

[–]ducstarr07 6 ポイント7 ポイント

No one ever pays me in gold.

[–]SMOOTH_BACON 20 ポイント21 ポイント

That's why we should use our own reward scheme reddit silver

[–]BingoAwareness 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Do I just not have a setting turned on or something? All I ever see are the total number of upvotes. I never see the down ones or a % or anything like that. Is my Reddit broken?

[–]gereconomist 3 ポイント4 ポイント

I don't see it either, my reddit just like it allways was and I'm not on a mobile version

[–]pimple_poppins 4 ポイント5 ポイント

"I don't care about points. Upvote if you agree" -- Reddit Circlejerk

[–]deMarx 4 ポイント5 ポイント

ITT: gold diggers

[–]ilovebitches 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Everybody commenting in this thread are hoping for gold. Including me

EDIT:Wow, thank you whoever gave me my first gold ever(!!!) but now I feel bad.

[–]Forward_Unto_Dawn 3 ポイント4 ポイント

The best way to get gold is to ask people not to buy it. So please, Reddit...

[–]firesquasher 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Bravo /u/Joshua_P this wall of gold made my day.

[–]Joshua_P 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Let's see if I can make another ;P

[–]idontbelieveyourpost 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Came for the boycott, stayed for the gold.

[–]ninjasoldat 128 ポイント129 ポイント

Nothing has ever been less important than this change. Who gives a fuck.

[–]SkyTaxi 31 ポイント32 ポイント

I still don't even really know what they changed...?

[–]Robby5566 46 ポイント47 ポイント

Go to the top right of this page. Where the threads link karma is.
Used to show the number of upvotes and downvotes now it doesn't. Which to be clear were fudged numbers anyway. Only the total was accurate, not the specific up/down count.

Now it only shows the final score, which is the only accurate number anyway.

This is, needless to say, a bigger deal than ISIS taking over Iraq and 9/11 combined

[–]messiah69 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Knowing how many upvotes and downvotes a comment has is very useful in small subs where contest are held. For example if person A has 10 upvotes and 2 downvotes and person B has 9 upvotes and 1 downvotes they have the same amount of total point 8 but if this was a contest consisting of only upvotes how would one determine the winner?

This is why the counter is important in some smaller subs.

[–]RecoveringChub 19 ポイント20 ポイント

What are the changes? I havent been paying attention.

[–]Syn7axError 25 ポイント26 ポイント

You can no longer see total upvotes on both sides, only percentages and totals. This ruins appropriate subs.

[–]Meatt 11 ポイント12 ポイント

I couldn't see total upvotes on both sides anyway, so I have no idea what anyone is talking about.

[–]I_EAT_POOP_AMA 32 ポイント33 ポイント

its a feature with Reddit Enhancement Suite

its not a huge deal anymore, it just ruins anyone who wants a shot at karma by gaming the system or relying on shitty puns or overused references (DAE broken arms?)

if you're not using RES then literally nothing has changed on your end, only the people who jack off to their karma scores are the ones complaining that you can't see the totals

[–]Scottish_BeanBag 13 ポイント14 ポイント

I came here fully expecting gold to be given to everyone. If there's one thing reddit loves to do other than prove a point it is to... fuck OP

EDIT: Thanks to the stranger who gave me gold! Now I just need to figure out what it does...

[–]thessnake03 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Wait, something changed?

[–]yourmansconnect 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Gild him but don't tell him

[–]thecre8ivewon 2 ポイント3 ポイント

NOPE...I still have no gold..So nothing changed

[–]dragontouch 1 ポイント2 ポイント

??

[–]komnenos 4 ポイント5 ポイント

(?/?)

[–]phaser_on_overload 1 ポイント2 ポイント

OK, come on. The op is trying to give some way of getting the mods to listen to the people of this website and some fuckhead or team of fuckheads are trying to give him the middle finger with their "generosity"? Is being an asshole worth this much to you?

[–]ruinawish 5 ポイント6 ポイント

BRING BACK THE OLD LAST.FM