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reddit comes to the defense of bestiality. "We enforce a system of life and death over animals...yet god forbid someone give their dog an orgasm when it willfully participates." [97|54] by Felagiain ShitRedditSays

[–]courtFTW 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Holy fucking shit

No

No

No

Just no

I need to go throw up now

And people wonder why I didn't go to one of reddit's stupid meet ups.

Screw religious freedom amirite!?! by Bynnarin rage

[–]courtFTW 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Well why am I trying to go to law school then

Screw religious freedom amirite!?! by Bynnarin rage

[–]courtFTW 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Guess the Chief Justice of a state Supreme Court isn't as hard of a position to get as I thought.

What is something legal that feels very illegal? by TheElectricPlatypusin AskReddit

[–]courtFTW 1 ポイント2 ポイント

I've never seen someone get this much karma from this copypasta.

/r/RVA Meet-up Pics (7) by Zarlacin rva

[–]courtFTW -2 ポイント-1 ポイント

Lol as if I'd want to meet people from this godforsaken website

Which god/goddess would be your parent if you were a demigod? by LostinInsomniain camphalfblood

[–]courtFTW 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Hecate, because she's the goddess of magic, so I'd be a witch. Awesome.

She's also the goddess of dogs, and I FUCKING LOVE DOGS. Double-win. Now I can talk to them.

She's the goddess of crossroads, so I'll never get lost ever again.

There's a ton of other stuff but the point is that she's a fucking badass- so much so that Zeus gives her major props. I've thought a lot about this and she is definitely the best godly parent.

/r/RVA Meet-up Pics (7) by Zarlacin rva

[–]courtFTW 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Holy shit, y'all went to that new brewery that is literally right next to my apartment!

Crazy!

"It's like a new toy (referring to a woman). It's exciting, it's mysterious, it's everything your old toy isn't..." +52 "Uhhhhh I'm not really feeling the whole women as toys analysis there, buddy." -14 by usamiruin ShitRedditSays

[–]courtFTW 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Oh look, dehumanization, cool.

Kit Harrington......my ovaries... by Is_mise_Meganin LadyBoners

[–]courtFTW 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Kit Harrington does nothing for me. But Dave Franco does, and they're about the same height. I'm 5'10" and I would marry Dave in a second! Doesn't matter to me.

I DID IT!!! I GOT MY CRUSH'S PHONE NUMBER! by Mizzy_Izzy9000in offmychest

[–]courtFTW 1 ポイント2 ポイント

I'm working so hard on this right now!

USA beats Ghana 2-1 upvote thread! by 2thin MURICA

[–]courtFTW 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I DONT EVEN LIKE SOCCER BUT FUCK YEAH MURICA

This talk about hitting women reminds me of an incident I found myself smack dab in the middle of during my bouncer days (story in comments) by RyanTconein AdviceAnimals

[–]courtFTW 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I just want to point out how overwhelmingly impressed I am with you so far, reddit. I was reluctant to post this for fear of my point being ignored and being downvoted into the abyss and you guys have pleasantly surprised me!

Is this a joke?

Reddit fucking hates women and gets a huge boner over violence against them. If you post a story about how you beat up a woman, it will get upvoted into thousands as countless others redditor wish it was them hurting women.

My daughter wanted a "Little Mermaid" backpack for kindergarten this fall. I didn't want to buy her a flimsy plastic bag, so I painted her a Jansport. by FiestyBritchesin pics

[–]courtFTW 0 ポイント1 ポイント

If you seriously did this I would love you forever.

Bog down everyone's connection. No internet for you. by ThunderMountainin pettyrevenge

[–]courtFTW 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Shitty DSL connection

Hmm that's strange, most DSL connections are pretty fast...

1-2 seconds per slide

Dude that's not slow at all. That's fast.

[Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.10 'The Children' by AutoModeratorin gameofthrones

[–]courtFTW 1 ポイント2 ポイント

So what you're saying is these hoes ain't loyal?

My daughter wanted a "Little Mermaid" backpack for kindergarten this fall. I didn't want to buy her a flimsy plastic bag, so I painted her a Jansport. by FiestyBritchesin pics

[–]courtFTW 5 ポイント6 ポイント

I'm 22 years old and I would like an Aladdin backpack, heavily featuring my favorite Disney princess, Jasmine, for my senior year of college this fall.

OP, would you paint me one?

[Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.10 'The Children' by AutoModeratorin gameofthrones

[–]courtFTW 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Best tl;dr of all time.

[Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.10 'The Children' by AutoModeratorin gameofthrones

[–]courtFTW -4 ポイント-3 ポイント

General hatred of women, I'd expect.

[Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.10 'The Children' by AutoModeratorin gameofthrones

[–]courtFTW -1 ポイント0 ポイント

Holy shit that would be an amazing screensaver.

[Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.10 'The Children' by AutoModeratorin gameofthrones

[–]courtFTW 1 ポイント2 ポイント

I think you'll have a hard time finding someone who does care about it. It looks like it might get mildly interesting though.

That kid's face is getting so weird as he grows up, though.

[Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.10 'The Children' by AutoModeratorin gameofthrones

[–]courtFTW 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Brilliant puns but what kind of fucking monster sports Lannister flair?

Fuck you

[Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.10 'The Children' by AutoModeratorin gameofthrones

[–]courtFTW 27 ポイント28 ポイント

He murdered the Reynes. Castamere was the name of their home/castle, just like Casterly Rock is for dem Lannisturds.

[Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.10 'The Children' by AutoModeratorin gameofthrones

[–]courtFTW 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Tywin was one of my 3 favorite characters- him, Margaery, and Lady Olenna. Now I just have to pray for more screen time for the other 2.

[Season 4 Spoilers] Premiere Discussion - 4.10 'The Children' by AutoModeratorin gameofthrones

[–]courtFTW 50 ポイント51 ポイント

unalived

beautiful.

I played Matt McGuire in Lizzie McGuire, Stickler in Cory in the House, the evil kid in A.I., and some other stuff. AMA you bustas! by ImJakeThomasin IAmA

[–]courtFTW -1 ポイント0 ポイント

You played water polo in high school and college?

So does this mean that you're hot?

If so, can I see pics?

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