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[–]ColonelOfSkaFormerly /u/mgspada 4 ポイント5 ポイント

I think it may have the best graphics I've ever seen in a game. It's alarmingly beautiful. And the course design is arguably the best in the series.

[–]TheScienceOven 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Just so everyone knows, this guy has been sending me offensive PMs and nasty pictures. He got me canned from several subreddits and convinced my Internet girlfriend to dump me a week before we were supposed to meet for the first time. I'm sorry for airing my dirty laundry in public like this but I'm sick and tired of everyone talking about how great u/colonelofska is and how attractive he is and how I can't even get a job. I challenged him to a fight and he called my parents who broke my computers.

[–]ColonelOfSkaFormerly /u/mgspada 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Hey fuck you dirtbag. Don't you dare turn this around on me when you sent me a cum tribute to my cousin Jefferson just two days ago. You are NOT about to get me banned from this sub. I had a gun to my head last night ready to pull the trigger because I'm so sad that my mom won't buy me an Xbox One and a girl don't look at me once. I almost did it. But then I saw someone call CM Punk "Phil Brooks: Walking Dead enthusiast" and immediately put the gun down so I could laugh hysterically at the brilliant joke. This sub saved my fucking life and I will be god fucking damned if you take it away from me.

[–]TheScienceOven 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Oh so now you just go around making fun of subreddits and the great community therein?

Your offensives as I recall (more exist I'm sure):

  • calling my uncle gary and telling him that I sold all his SNES games on craigslist to buy a ps4.
  • subsequently calling every best but in my area, pretending to be my aunt Donna, and telling them not to sell me a ps4.
  • sending me nasty pics of your toilet bowl after several meals.
  • calling my house at all hours of the night and threatening to get me banned from playstation and calling my uncle gary a retard (he's not).

[–]ColonelOfSkaFormerly /u/mgspada 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Coming from the guy who called my house THE NIGHT after my aunt died pretending to be her? The guy who told my mom I masturbated to her? The guy who sent me a dead bug in the mail? Everything I've ever done has been in response to you. If you really wanna bump, meet me by Harry's Pizza at 5:40 and I will fucking destroy you. Otherwise stay the fuck out of my subreddit and stay the fuck out of my life.

[–]TheScienceOven 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Coming from the guy who called my house THE NIGHT after my aunt died pretending to be her?

I had the wrong number.

The guy who told my mom I masturbated to her? The guy who sent me a dead bug in the mail?

I would never do that and the fact that you even say that proves you should be fired from this subreddit. I'm afraid of bugs too.

If you really wanna bump, meet me by Harry's Pizza at 5:40 and I will fucking destroy you. Otherwise stay the fuck out of my subreddit and stay the fuck out of my life.

My uncle gary taught me MMA when I was a kid and I did karate at the YMCA. You don't want to push me because I know that all you'll be doing at Harry's Pizza is hustling honeys for quarters so you can play Cruisin USA.

[–]hazard0666Not fair to Flair 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Ok ska colonel... what the fuck did I just read??

[–]HoldingLimesKing of Swing 0 ポイント1 ポイント

It definitely has a lot of great courses. I'd have to say Mount Wario is my favorite so far. Cloudtop Cruise is pretty high up there as well.

Plus, the music in this game is phenomenal. The saxophone part for Dolphin Shoals is one of the best songs in the series.