Blogging is for Squares

Lets talk genetics. Each individual life form on Earth relies on genetics for identification. “Genetics”, meaning our RNA, DNA, chromosomes, and so fourth. Keep in mind, microscopes powerful enough exist which can observe individual strands of DNA. DNA isn’t just something the evil patriarchy pulled out of their ass to destroy third wave feminism, it’s fact. You can observe the entire process of genetic coding yourself, (you know… if you went to college and majored, or at least took a class related to biology). Even if you didn’t, betting on modern science is irrefutably the safest way to gamble with your knowledge. From what is understood, each time life reproduces it has a slight genetic difference in comparison the life form, or lifeforms it spawned from. That alone does make you an individual, why not be content with that?

     It seems as though there are a lot of people who are very… self centered. Pretentious or not, they seem to hold a high opinion on themselves. So much so that they feel as though they really do stand apart from the common crowd. By that I mean instead of being a human being named Marsha for example, they choose to identify as a trans-african unicorn multispectrosexual, or something completely unnecessary like that. Well I hate to break it to you, but there are over 7,000,000,000 people currently living on Earth. I know that is a very big number which might be difficult to fully process, but my point is that chances are, out of all of these people, you’re probably not the only extra-sparkly trans-marijuana midget, and even if you somehow were (I assume it’s because we’re having a massive contest here to see who’s the “least privileged” based on appearances and assumptions alone), even if you SOMEHOW were… what good does it do? You’re a human. Genetically, you look like a human, and you function like a human. If you can’t identify as a human being among other less complicated forms of identification, then I’d be happy to wave goodbye as you fall out of our gene-pool.

I’m not addressing those of you who actually are different in any radical way; only those who create these delusions so that they’ll fit in with a crowd of other “special snowflakes”. Unless you plan on becoming an astronaut, I encourage you to be a little more down-to-Earth.