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[–]TouchingMeTouchingU 53 ポイント54 ポイント55 ポイント 9 時間 前
I had a similar situation happen to me. I went middle school and high school with this kid who was a total jerk. He loved to beat up on and bully anybody that was smaller than he was, and he was a big guy. From grade 4 to grade 12 I never saw a good side to the guy. He was always a complete jerk.
I went to university 3 hours away from my home town. Was at a small, private birthday party my 3rd year when this asshole barges in the door and won't leave. He still lived in my home town but had come down to "party" at my university, ended up in the same complex where I was, and came into the party because he heard that a party was going on. He had no idea that I was there until he came in the door. He never said a word to me but refused to leave until someone threatened to call the police. The birthday girl was crying because he wouldn't leave, and he thought that was funny.
He died from a drug overdose a year or two later. People were posting Facebook statuses about how much he would be missed, but I didn't feel a bit of sadness for his passing. I understand that he was a friend to some, and someone's child and all that, but to me he was a giant waste. I know it's pretty cold to think of someone like that but that's how I feel.
[–]StarFoxMaster 8 ポイント9 ポイント10 ポイント 8 時間 前
Was he causing problems at the party or was his presence alone enough to piss people off?
[–]TouchingMeTouchingU 15 ポイント16 ポイント17 ポイント 8 時間 前
it was more of a 'get-together' than a party. There were maybe 8-10 of us, and we were all close friends, not like a massive "invite anybody you want" kegger. He came in with another guy just to drink our booze and get in the way. I'm sure he was expecting not to know anybody at the party and was surprised to see me there. The birthday girl and her roommates (this was her apartment) all started yelling at him to leave, and he just got more rowdy and belligerent. He just wanted to be a pain in the ass.
[–]Callmebobbyorbooby -13 ポイント-12 ポイント-11 ポイント 5 時間 前
I co-own a gym and our neighbor is the biggest piece of worthless shit I've ever met. He's this old fat fuck who's been trying to get us kicked out for over a year now for everything he can think of. For a while it was the noise. We're a gym in an industrial complex, he has a software printing type company and he bought the space in an industrial area because it's a third the price, and then he complains about the noise from the business next door. I don't know if it's terrible to say or not, but if I knew I wouldn't get caught, I would kill him. I would put a bullet in him and not feel one bit bad about it and I don't think anyone else would either. He's one of those pieces of shit that everyone hates. I can't think of any other person I know personally who I would want to do that to. Some people just really don't deserve life here IMO. They're just a waste.
[–]calminscents 8 ポイント9 ポイント10 ポイント 4 時間 前
time to lay off the roids bro
[–]Callmebobbyorbooby -3 ポイント-2 ポイント-1 ポイント 4 時間 前
If you saw me, you'd know I'm clearly not on steroids. And if you knew this guy, you would feel the same way. We have about 100 family type people, soccer moms, 30's 40's and 50 year olds who also hate him. Trust me, you've never met anyone like him. In my 31 years I had never met anyone like him until we opened shop.
[–]Condoggg -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 3 時間 前
Wtf. Are the people downvoting you so ignorant as to think there is no such thing as through and through fucking terrible human beings? Some people the world would just be better without, anyone who denies that is a fucktard. To clarify I'm not recommending murdering, as OP is clearly not, just saying I know how he feels.
[–]Callmebobbyorbooby 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 時間 前
Yep. People can just be dumb ignorant fucks like those handing out the downvotes for this. Fuck 'em. If they were in my position dealing with the Same guy, I guarantee they would feel the exact same way. Everyone here does. And we're all pretty calm dudes.
[–]impermanent_soup 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 2 時間 前
No, I wouldn't feel the same way. And I am sorry you feel you have to feel that way.
[–]pitbullsandpancakes -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 2 時間 前
This guy voiced an opinion that we've all thought about one point or another in our life and you guys down voted him cause you pretend like you haven't.
[–]th4tguy 2 ポイント3 ポイント4 ポイント 2 時間 前
Internet points!
[–]Callmebobbyorbooby -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 1 時間 前
Reddit. They would understand if they were in my position.
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