7 Things Only GUYS Will Get

By Caldwell Tanner

7 Things That Only GUYS Will Get


WARNING: You are now entering the GUYZONE, where BROS go to chat about GUY STUFF that only DUDES XPERIENCE.  U Ladies just STR8 UP WON'T UNDERSTAND! Which is why from this point on it's strictly NO CHICKS ALLOWED!!!!! 


Note: Each entry will be accompanied by a random image of dudes hanging out, spring-break style. 

So without further adude, here are the 7 Things that Only GUYS WILL GET:

1. Roughly 16 more cents for every dollar earned.  

-- Makes sense tho, how else r we gonna pay for DOPE ASS SHIT like flatscreens and protein supplements???  Patriarchy 4 LYFE. 

2.  A staggering majority of the seats in both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives. 

-- Uhhh CHYEAH, Congress is basically America's most prestigious MANCAVE no DOY, and if u got a problem with that then ur basically a terrorist lololol DUDES RULE!!!

3. Almost all the directing, producing and writing jobs in the North American Film Industry. 

-- Big ups to HollyWILD for employin' my boys JJ, Zakky Schneider and Todd "T-Boner" Phillips so that they can keep pumping out the GOOD SHIT!!! 

4. A widespread and often subconscious assumption that you are better qualified to perform a skill simply because you are male.

-- Sorry y'all, but that's just how we get shit DONE. #sorrynotsorry #swagdoe 

5. The ability to wear basically whatever we want in public areas with little to no scrutiny. 

-- Suns out, GUNS OUT mah dudes!! 

6. An overall feeling of safety and security when going about your daily lives. 

--  Uhh it's kind of a guy thing. You probably wouldn't get it. XD

7. Prostate Cancer.

-- Natch.