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submitted 19 時間 前 by shatershadow
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[–]Damascius -12 ポイント-11 ポイント-10 ポイント 15 時間 前
My IQ is 183.
By definition (http://expressiveepicurean.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/iq_bell_curve.gif), it's me vs. 99.9% of society. (technically much higher but after 140IQ the amount of 'dumb fucks' drops off drastically, so I don't feel bad including an entire .1%) Statistically speaking, anyway. I tend to agree with Mark concerning that, in that it's just a bunch of damned lies.
But if you somehow think that the majority of society aren't 'dumb fucks', realize first that the avengers and iron man 3 are some of the highest grossing films ever, and that's just a relatable example.
At the end of the day my business on reddit is simply to piss all over it for fun for a few hours every now and then, I don't care if I sound like a lunatic here because that makes it more fun for me in the end.
[–]Funslinger 15 ポイント16 ポイント17 ポイント 15 時間 前
/r/iamverysmart
you business is to piss all over reddit, like with this quality post of a nacho truck.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/23sfhk/nacho_average_truck/
[–]Damascius -8 ポイント-7 ポイント-6 ポイント 15 時間 前
Here's the thing -- a bunch of morons aren't exactly apt to judge who is and isn't 'very smart' when it's a pointless and nebulous concept anyway.
I like to mention my IQ because it creates feelings of inadequacy, which I don't care about, but, again, I am here to fuck with you.
[–]Funslinger 8 ポイント9 ポイント10 ポイント 15 時間 前
well, you're doing a good job of it. or, more accurately, you're doing a good job of coming off as defensive and conceited.
[–]Damascius -9 ポイント-8 ポイント-7 ポイント 15 時間 前
And you're doing a good job of coming across as a cronyist figure of capitalist information control. Own the context, own the debate, huh?
Regardless, you phony capitalists don't have any real power, only an ability to repeat the same sort of righteous indignation that one would put themselves above you without the proper qualifications, these being economically derived.
Sorry I'm too poor to be intelligent. ;-;
[–]Funslinger 5 ポイント6 ポイント7 ポイント 15 時間 前
I think you've read way too much into why you're better than everyone.
[–]Tarable 4 ポイント5 ポイント6 ポイント 10 時間 前
He's using a performance enhancement thesaurus.
DISQUALIFIED!!!
Too little on the contrary.
[–]StonerSpunge 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 14 時間 前
Wow, you're super smart. I think you are really cool now.
/s
[–]Damascius -5 ポイント-4 ポイント-3 ポイント 14 時間 前
I do not give a fuck about what you think.
I don't care.
Go fuck yourself for implying I do.
[–]EnzoYug 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 6 時間 前
You care more than you say.
Hey, you know what'll change everyone's mind? Telling us how much you don't.
[–]StonerSpunge 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 14 時間 前
Yes, oh wise one. For I lack all that you have.
[–]moderate 2 ポイント3 ポイント4 ポイント 6 時間 前
Your early teens is hanging out bro.
[–]Entes 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 14 時間 前
Bro, just stop lying. This shit is getting old. You're always going to be the fat loser you are in real life. Don't take out your pathetic rage on the useful pieces of society.
[–]Damascius -3 ポイント-2 ポイント-1 ポイント 14 時間 前
Baseless assumptions lead to mindless insults.
I don't have to assume you're a fucking moron though, you make it apparent.
[–]gingerbreadmanPK 2 ポイント3 ポイント4 ポイント 4 時間 前
fat neckbeard confirmed
tips le fedora
[–]EnzoYug 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 6 時間 前
Did he hit a nerve?
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