I feel it is time that TumblrInAction comes to terms with the reality of their existence and begins to accept themselves for who they truly are.

My journey to enlightenment and acceptance began a long time ago, when daydreaming idly with my friends. One of my friends raised the question of “I wonder what it would be like to be a toilet” Much laughter ensued, yet still I was rather intrigued by the idea. I sat awake for many nights pondering the idea, exploring every facet of it.

Then it came to me. An epiphany as I sat atop a porcelain throne. It was perfect. It explained everything. I was not a toiletkin.

I was a fecalkin. I had spent years denying it, every hour of every day on Tumblr I had been called a “shitlord” and I was repulsed. Yet coming to terms with it brought a sense of ease and liberation. I was a fecalkin! A shitlord! And proud of it! It explained my actions, for the nature of shit is to oppress to bend food to its will and so I had done for many a year to other “otherkin”.

The second realisation that came with my fecalkin awakening was of the superiority of the fecalkin. It was comprised of all other kin but was its own entity, a greater entity, an Uberkin.

So I implore you all. All the denizens of TumblrInAction, to accept your inner shitlord and proclaim yourself a fecalkin. I also implore you to raise awareness of our plight using the tags #fecalkin and #shitrights.

It is time that we stood up against the oppression we face from the Tumblr community and embrace ourselves in all our brown glory.

I have also found Our Leader, King Turd. Praise him, for he is mighty.