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[–]wafehling 31 ポイント32 ポイント

I knew this was a plant when it was at 200. I'm delighted to see how big this got. I really wish /r/adviceanimals would just sink beneath the sea, or something.

[–]soapdealer 19 ポイント20 ポイント

I really wish /r/adviceanimals[1] would just sink beneath the sea, or something.

Getting deleted from the defaults is more-or-less the Reddit equivalent of that. It will slowly fade from relevance the same way rage comics did.

[–]wafehling 7 ポイント8 ポイント

That's true. Can't remember the last time I saw /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu posts show up on /r/all.

[–]iamanevilgenius 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Within the last 6 weeks, I think. I check all somewhat often.

I think there was one about easter...

[–]foxdye22 6 ポイント7 ポイント

did no one catch the title, or the posters name? I love OP, and I wish advice animals would just ban the stupid fucking puffin already.

[–]runpmc 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Learn to swim; see you down in r/IamA Bay

[–]discretelyoptimizing 20 ポイント21 ポイント

You fucking created the post.

That's like shitting on someone's living room floor and then chewing them out because there's shit on their floor.

You're a fucking moron.

Nononononono. This is offering someone shit, having them offer you mounds of internet gold for it and them calling them out for wanting to buy shit. Which many posts on AA are. Shit. Big stinky heaps of it.

[–]WKHowIGotTheseScars 1 ポイント2 ポイント

I thought it was something like taking a shit while you’re visiting someone, and having the host take it out of the toilet and showing it off to everyone there. I think yours is more accurate, though.

[–]Grandy12 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Hey, some kinds of shit are pretty good as fertilizers.

AA are less than that.

[–]Binky_has_spoken 22 ポイント23 ポイント

What's really bad is that he explicitly says he's a troll, and directly explains the point he was making, and there are still people trying to argue to him that he was right. I can't even think of something funny to say about that, that's just awful.

[–]andrasi 9 ポイント10 ポイント

Racists and logic don't really go together

[–]cwolf132 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Understatement of the fucking century right here.

[–]david-me 37 ポイント38 ポイント

This makes me so happy.

[–]I_AM_A_IDIOT_AMA 26 ポイント27 ポイント

The White Man's Birden occasionally makes us drama-fans very happy indeed.

[–]david-me 19 ポイント20 ポイント

At least 5 people don't agree with me. I love how you mock racist fuckheads and get downvoted for it. These, literally, have to be the best downvotes ever. It just means we need to keep up the good fight!

[–]I_AM_A_IDIOT_AMA 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Gold already? Damn son.

[–]iamanevilgenius 0 ポイント1 ポイント

[–]freudonatrain 12 ポイント13 ポイント

I think you will find it is you who are racism. /old meme

[–]freudonatrain 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Someone upvoted, so someone is a fellow survivor of the Livejournal drama wars ... come out, it's safe here.

[–]I_heart_kittens1976 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Grandpa, tell me about the war.

[–]freudonatrain 4 ポイント5 ポイント

We wore an onion on our belts, as was the style then.., sorry, need a nap.

Ok, woke up. It was brutal and bloody - can anyone forget the Sparkledammerung? We fought so long we forgot why we were fighting. It was just endless pointless drama. The chili skirmish! The bagged milk conflagration! A lot of good people went down that day.

And that's Grandma, thanks.

[–]I_heart_kittens1976 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Kay grandma, I'm gonna go do drugs now. Thanks!

[–]freudonatrain 3 ポイント4 ポイント

That's not the worst life choice. Be safe!

[–]julia-sets 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I remember the Sparkledammerung. Fond memories.

[–]freudonatrain 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Seriously, I sometimes browse fandom wank to relive the madness.

[–]julia-sets 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Fandom Wank was my jam, way back when. Makes sense that a few people who liked that would find their way to SRD, I guess.

[–]freudonatrain 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Drama llamas gotta ... um, whatever llamas do.

[–]aWizardsStaff 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Nothing gives me warm fuzzies like explaining Snapewives.

And sometimes I still say, "Fuck you, I'm a dragon."

[–]freudonatrain 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I find when i try to explain Snapewives, people just don't believe it. I don't even try to explain J2 RPF. OMG, do you remember "His wife? A horse"? And I say "fuck you, I'm a dragon" kind of a lot.

[–]Erikster 4 ポイント5 ポイント

No John, you are the racisms.

Then John was a racism.

[–]educated_nigga 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Hey guys this is OP.

I got banned from Advice Animals because of this whole ordeal

http://i.imgur.com/OO4BX3G.png

[–]Canis_Familiaris 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Oh man I knew it was too obvious once I saw the name. That whole topic devolved into a Hawaiian flavored popcorn fest.

[–]redditbots 6 ポイント7 ポイント

[–]PrettyBoyBitch 7 ポイント8 ポイント

he's my fucking hero

[–]Jux_ 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Haha amazing

[–]turtleeatingalderman 1 ポイント2 ポイント

[–]Spadle 2 ポイント3 ポイント

OP bashing well. Wow.

[–]TanitZero 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I sometimes wonder the sanity of those who still are subbed to AA, and wonder how you guys manage to stay sane looking for this stuff.

[–]sooperloopay 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Damnit, I was just about to submit this. Ah well, it's a beautiful moment nonetheless.

[–]ttumblrbots 1 ポイント2 ポイント

SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [?]

Anyone know an alternative to Readability? Send me a PM!

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 2 ポイント3 ポイント

First of all, the OP there has a good point about it being a shit meme, and it really needs to fucking die. But still, the whole entire point that literally everyone is missing is that it's supposed to be unpopular shit that gets upvoted. It's opposite to every normal way reddit works. "Here's something bigoted and horrible and scummy." "Oh wow, that is really unpopular. Upvote." Not because they agree with it or they support racism, but because it's terrible and that's how the meme works. Shocking and extreme opinions get the biggest reactions, and usually get tons of upvotes. But then again, it's a shit meme because horrible garbage like this gets all over the front page and people's ignorance and biases get spread all over.

[–]machine345[S] 17 ポイント18 ポイント

True, it is supposed to be unpopular opinions. Now I will ask you this, has a meme titled "white people make me racist/ are most racist" ever and I mean ever hit the front page on Reddit? I believe that would be the most unpopular opinion given Reddit's demographic.

The upvotes and downvotes are basically "I agree/disagree" buttons. They don't respect context. Especially when it involves racist enclaves like apartheid animals.

Take this exchange for example.

http://np.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/25zepv/am_i_doing_this_right/chm6o3i

/u/LongDongFuk is a mod of /r/N1GGERS and prolific /r/GreatApes poster. Yet he is sitting pretty at 200+ upvotes for inferring blacks are not people.

/u/g000dn is also healthily racist him/herslef and is also sitting pretty.

Aparthed animals is a white power subreddit whether peope like to admit it or not. That is not to say all whites are like that but there are many young white people who have inherited these prejudices and they have no problem showing it when anonymous on Reddit.

[–]BRBaraka 0 ポイント1 ポイント

well said

[–]jihad_bin_laden 26 ポイント27 ポイント

But still, the whole entire point that literally everyone is missing is that it's supposed to be unpopular shit that gets upvoted. It's opposite to every normal way reddit works.

yeah, i'll believe that when reddit upvotes opinions like "i believe in a personal savior and his name is jesus christ" or "i think that islam is a religion of peace" consistently to the front page the way they always upvote this racist garbage.

[–]MrVeryGood 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Also while there are sometimes comments calling out the puffin, there's also often comments just saying they agree with it and getting upvoted, so there's definitely a lot of people who aren't just upvoting it because they think it's unpopular

[–]c_albicans 3 ポイント4 ポイント

The problem with all the opinion/confession macros is that most subscribers go: "Hey look, what an unpopular opinion that I also hold, I should upvote it!" A tiny fraction of the upvotes that post got were because people thought it was a horrible opinion.

[–]superslab 0 ポイント1 ポイント

upvotes for being black I guess....

"Why this racism sooooo sad?"-bwonkotwuck

[–]PraetorianXVIII 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Hah that OP was discussing grammar in another post, and I wanted to point out the username

[–]PyroSpark 0 ポイント1 ポイント

This is hilarious.

[–]lolpancakeslol 0 ポイント1 ポイント

You could probably say "I think women...are the ones who are sexist" or "I think fat people.....should be killed" and you'll probably achieve similar success.