It's here! It's here! It's finally here!
We know you've been waiting for the results to our survey. Wait no longer!
We received 3333 responses, and these were the results:
Are we a bunch of cishet dudes?
Are we a bunch of cracker-ass honkeys?
Are we a bunch of breeders?
Are we a bunch of hamplanets?
Are we US-centric?
In this moment, are we euphoric?
Are we a bunch of edgy teenagers?
Are we rich motherfuckers?
Did we go to school?
Do we even work?
Do we stand with the Republicans on the issues?
Are we a bunch of capitalist pigs?
Are we a bunch of neurotypical fucks?
Are we too stoned to even answer these questions?
Are we kinky as hell?
Do we know what /r/TiADiscussion is?
Do we know what /r/TumblrAtRest is?
How many of us weren't aware we had a nudie booth?
Did we accept EFS as our lord and savior?
SOME INTERESTING THINGS:
18 of you guys claimed to be making over a million dollars. And 8 of those people were under 18. I dunno who the fuck you are, but some of us mods are in the market for new cars, if you know what I'm sayin'...
We have less men and more women among us, compared to the last survey. Though we can probably blame that on internalized misogyny.
Jesus Christ himself responded to this survey. Truly, TiA is doing God's work.
We oppressed lots of you Europeans with the location question. We'll fix that for next time. Or maybe we'll let you keep those oppression points.
Lots of you made brownie jokes in your attempts at brownie points. No points or brownies for you. Also, no points for the people who sent copypasta.
About 100 of you were probably trolling. But it didn't really affect the percentages, except in "Other" for sexuality.
NOW FOR THE BEST SURVEY RESPONSES
mods r sexy
Damn straight.
how dare you make me pick the best mod good job now the headmates are arguing.
YOU MUST CHOOSE
I am offended. Not by anything in particular, just generally offended.
I hear screaming loudly on the Internet helps.
I have fabulous tits and should probably start posting in that last sub...
TITS OR GTFO
EFS has a massive penis and is a kind and gentle lover. Also - the question below this needs an answer of "All internet mods are jumped up little Hitlers"
I'll have you know that one of my headmates is Hitler, and he is a very tall man.
I'm a taxidermist. I like dead things.
Yes.
I once smoke bombed my school. Completely on accident of course.
Backstory?
I have a funny spot on my right ear shaped like a cow.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm going to put all of this on my résumé.
Post pics, put EFS and Hatman down as references.
listen to me you little heinous shitlords how dare you try to categorize me I am a flowering and beautiful being and you are oppressing me by making this survey who do you think you are my pronouns are fuck/you/shit/lord and if you don't use them you are going to non-binary hell
What about nonbinary purgatory?
Tell EFS to get off the goddamn drugs
lol
My name Johan. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Johan, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have post professional posto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Plz no banneroonski.
Premise ridiculous. Who have farm of potato?
Oh, also I totes banged one of the SRS mods... and am not proud of it.
BACKSTORY REQUIRED + Pics or it didn't happen.
I think that lacy blue butt in /r/TiAgonewild is fucking amazing
We all think that.
I'm Mexican, please appropriate my culture and learn how to cook. TexMex suck
I'll pick up some Taco Bell while we study the cookbooks.
Can I be on tumblrinaction?
Congratulations.
I checked my privilege and it hasn't been returned to me yet. I've been waiting at the claims area for over an hour, and it's nowhere to be seen. I would like it back very much, shitlords.
Did you take a number when you walked in?
Sometimes Miss Anthropyy makes me sad.
Sad how?
Sjws make it burn in my peepee place.
Mine too, buddy, mine too.
I have a simblr... which is a tumblr blog about the sims. It's kinda lame though
wat
I regularly have rough kinky sex with one of the TIA mods. (for reals).
SPOILER: It's one of the ladymods.
Polyoxymethylene is a liar, I am the real Polyoxymethylene and he is oppressing me by changing my flair!
Damn stalkers...
Be more like /pol/
lol no
There does not exist a fedora able to cover the cranium that houses my massive euphoric brain.
Gentlemen, we may have to break a world record for biggest fedora tipping.
I think Pandas need to just die out already, if the bastards won't breed why the fuck are we wasting resources on them? OOOOH the cute little pandas... fucking denigrates holding back the entire environmental movement. Also, all of the mods are brilliant.
I wonder what pandas taste like...
last summer i was in a punk band called Oppression Olympics that took all of our lyrics straight from TiA posts.
we almost got to play in the battle of the bands until some local SJW read the lyrics to "Behold the Oppression Rod" and got us blocked from performing
Send us a demo tape!
Why do you think people are going to join the shitty network subs? We're not SRS, we don't need them.
Because TiA grew and needed some other subs to house all our shit. Besides, it's really not hard to not subscribe to something, you know. You just don't click the "subscribe" button, that's all there is to it. Or if you want everything, use the Multireddit.
Kim Jong Un should man up and just marry Dennis Rodman already.
Is same-sex marriage legal in Best Korea?
Poly, form an opinion on something you neutral bastard.
"I resent that, I have a lot of opinions. They frequently contradict each other but that's a different topic."
I'm trans-furniture kin. I identify as a table. A kinky table though, I have a thing for chairs.
Mmm, dem table legs.
What I want to know is, what happens if I supercool Polyoxymethylene, it makes a glass right?
I think it makes him a decoration.
If I were a woman, no one would love me because I'm Bulgarian and hairy.
Someone out there would love you for many hours.
I'm in an incestuous relationship and that makes me more oppressed than the kids in Africa
Storytime?
I'm secretly watching you. Yes, you. SIT UP STRAIGHT.
NEVAR
Accept Timecube theory. It is the only way achieve pure cubical time dilation.
NEVAR
I'm currently working on an epic fanfic featuring many digital lemons with TheHat2 and EFS. Check it out on Quizilla and Tumblr when I'm done.
I'm curious about that one...
I'm totally in love with Miss_anthropyy. Your Modess, would you like to go out on a date with me?
Well, Miss_a?
I'm like a twinkee: yellow on the outside, white on the inside
And delicious, too?
EFS is my uncle but he doesn't know it
My father is my uncle. Wait, what?
EFS and I share a love of opiates and s&m. EFS, if you ever come to Maine the code word is "cockbait"!
Duly noted.
[witty response]
[sarcastic retort]
Dinosaurs are awesome.
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
sometimes i tear off my arm hair and put it on my face
Well, that's one way to grow a beard.
One time 300 tumblrinas spent two months trying to jihad me off tumblr for saying trigger warnings were stupid. During the same period 300 sane tumblr people paid for my wedding. It was a strange two months.
I want need more details about this...
I occasionally consider kicking pigeons when they are fat and in my way. I don't though; I always end up walking around them. Stupid pigeons.
tubefox: "I'm glad I'm not the only one."
best mod? gotta be efs. he always listens to my suggestions and doesnt afraid of anything
EFS is a pretty cool guy.
I hate you all.
Well fuck you too, Jerry.
I hear cranberry juice is good for one's memory, but I keep forgetting to buy it.
Cranberry juice tastes like shit, anyway. Good riddance.
Do you ever just have the urge to undress yourself completely and cove yourself in as much feces as humanly possible? Like any kind, dog, cat, human, genderfluid pansexual donkey-kin. Just to cover yourself in it. Let it slide and cover your body. Maybe eat a bit. Feel the cold slimy smelly lumps of delicious poop all over yourself? Yeah me neither.
What the fuck did I just read?
I am quiz-kin and this survey comes so incredibly close to appropriating/fetishizing me that I've been triggered into masturbating all day.
We do not apologize.
Hat senpai pls notice me
Is today the day?
I once caught a Lugia without even attacking it. And it wasn't with a Master Ball.
Did you hold Down+B?
We should have a meet up. I'll bake a sachertorte or five.
Deal. Let's do this shit.
I might post to TIAGoneWild someday, if you're nice ;)
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
all hail based /u/TheHat2. And ttumblrbots. And Miss_anthropyy. EFS, Fite me. Poly, form an opinion on something you neutral bastard. InOranAsElsewhere, you're okay. Tubefox, name is too much like hentaitube. ...I like you. I don't know anyway else, do a better job engaging in the community shitlords.
Hail Hatman.
Thanks to everyone for participating in our survey!
Maybe this will finally give Tumblr an idea of who we are.
there doesn't seem to be anything here