This is Government News Agency reporting at 6:30, where our motto is: We decide for you.

Today Barack Obama was revealed to be a white person. Coincidentally, his party has disowned him and every democrat in Congress is calling for punishment for his many crimes and constitutional violations. "Now that he's white we can punish him for the heinous crimes he's committed, and not be racist christian homophobes." said one Democratic Senator. Congress has compiled a 900 page list of every crime he's committed and every law he's violated.

Barack Obama's true race was uncovered when he stepped out into the rain Thursday afternoon after a press conference. Obama's bronzer washed away in the rain. Reporters and politicians at the scene originally proposed covering the scandal up, as they're so used to doing, but couldn't because so many members of the public were present.

"I represent the coalition of Democratic Senators calling for Obama's impeachment and for Obama to face justice for his horrible crimes he has committed in his six years in office." Said Nancy Pelosi.