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[–]prostateExamination 2 ポイント3 ポイント4 ポイント 2 時間 前
its his freakn mother..? they should get into a small argument and if the person in question wants freedom they should go get their own place.
[–]LordSnooty 38 ポイント39 ポイント40 ポイント 2 時間 前
We're not talking about whether little jimmy gets to stay out past curfew or not. We're talking about someone denying their child the right to vote. A right that is not theirs to take away.
[–]Frankocean2 -19 ポイント-18 ポイント-17 ポイント 1 時間 前
hahaha, men this is hilarious. You would really report your own mom (granted that you have a normal relationship with her) for a thing like that?? . Normal people talk things over and that's that.
What the hell is wrong with some of you.
[–]Willomo 8 ポイント9 ポイント10 ポイント 1 時間 前
I don't think it's really a normal relationship if they're voting for you without your permission or consent.
[–]Frankocean2 11 ポイント12 ポイント13 ポイント 1 時間 前
Life is not black or white, sometimes your parents will screw up just as much of you.
[–]Willomo 4 ポイント5 ポイント6 ポイント 1 時間 前
That's definitely true.
[–]Player8 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 1 時間 前
So obviously she needs to go to jail
I'm not really trying to comment on that either way, but she's done something illegal. Take it how you will.
[–]Player8 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 1 時間 前
I agree that it's wrong and if that happened to me I'd be super pissed, but I'm not going to start world war 3 over a vote. Yeah, I'd freak out and say that's bullshit and that it's a felony, and I could have them arrested, but it's not like the guy was forcibly castrated.
[–]JackOscar 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 1 時間 前
You would seriously get your own mother into very serious trouble with the law just because you can?
[–]Willomo 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 時間 前
I wouldn't, but that's not really what I was saying with that comment.
[–]Theonesed 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 40 分 前
It's not "because you can" its because she committed a serious crime. And showed a big lack of respect and boundaries in regards to her son, who is legally an adult.
[–]JackOscar 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 33 分 前
because she committed a serious crime
You believe the crime of obstructing the democratic voting system by stealing 1 out of 300 million votes is serious enough that you would compromise your mothers and your own life in order for justice to be served? What a martyr.
If you do it becasue she showed a lack of respect then it's because of your own petty reasons. I'm sure shes shown a lack of respect before, the only differnece is now you have the possibiity to exact vengence on her for it. I.e because you can
[–]Ben1210 -4 ポイント-3 ポイント-2 ポイント 1 時間 前
just because you can? either you worded that terribly or you dont understand the situation. Not saying they should call the cops just saying its a bit more complicated than just because they can
[–]JackOscar 2 ポイント3 ポイント4 ポイント 57 分 前
What other reason does he have? Does he feel moraly obligated to report her for obstructing the democratic process?There are no reasons to report her that aren't petty
[–]Ben1210 -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 55 分 前
what other reason does he have? she broke the law. I dont think he should call the cops and i know i wouldnt but there is an actual reason more than "just because you can"
[–]JackOscar 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 38 分 前
She broke the law isn't a reason in itself. The fact that she broke the law is just the thing that makes it possible for him to report her in the first place. Unless you have such an extreme morality that you have to fuck someone over with no regard for consqeuenses just because of the formality that they broke a law.
Reporting her becuase she broke the law would mean that you deem the unlawfullness such a vile action that it requires punishment to be sure it won't happen again. Nobody would ever reason this way in the situation, the only reason to report her would be beacuse she broke your trust and this time you just happen to be able to exact revenge. I.e because you can
[–]Ben1210 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 28 分 前
i would consider him seeing her eating a grape at a supermarket and calling the cops on her for stealing "because you can". When you said just because you can i took it to mean him calling the cops without any actual reason other than.. because he could. I see what you mean now but i still disagree with the phrasing in this situation sorry. Edit: I will give you an upvote for actually replying in an intelligent manner instead of just insulting me.
[–]LordSnooty 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 時間 前
I would never need to. My parents would never overstep a boundary like this. I would certainly feel betrayed though if this happened to me. Also if your mother does something like this, you don't have a normal relationship with her.
[–]Baconator101 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント0 ポイント 30 分 前
That's like calling the police on someone for having a gram of weed. It might be acceptable in the eyes of the law, but really it just makes you an asshole. You can't go around suing everyone for petty shit.
[–]Iplaymeinreallife 2 ポイント3 ポイント4 ポイント 24 分 前
Actually, the right to vote is a lot more fundamental than whether or not you have weed.
[–]Baconator101 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 21 分 前
OP better put his parents in jail!
[–]Iplaymeinreallife 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 16 分 前
I don't think the choice is between those two extremes.
He should call that number to invalidate his vote, then explain to them in as plain language as he can that this actually is a federal crime, a violation of his civil rights and a total dickbag thing to do.
[–]Chriscftb97 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 52 分 前
Reddit loves to throw people under the bus.
[–]Ryugi 4 ポイント5 ポイント6 ポイント 1 時間 前
This isn't a decision that a parent can legally or should ever try to make for their child.
[–]EggMcMaggot 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 2 時間 前
This response is the best one. Reporting your own mother for voting fraud is a bit much.
[–]FurbyTime 5 ポイント6 ポイント7 ポイント 41 分 前
Reporting your own mother for voting fraud is a bit much.
Your mother COMMITTING voter fraud is a bit much.
[–]WhiskeyEchoes -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 2 時間 前
Not respecting your childs right to fulfill their civic duty is a bit much. Making someone face the consequences for their behavior? Completely acceptable.
[–]EggMcMaggot 12 ポイント13 ポイント14 ポイント 2 時間 前
Then OP is homeless, without food, and probably has rough relationship witb his/her mother in the future. Yeah, a sit down discussion or argument is absolutely the correct course of action.
[–]Theonesed 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 39 分 前
OP clearly already has a rough relationship with their mother as evidence by her actions.
[–]TokinBlack 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 2 時間 前
Is a bit much? You're using definitive language in a subjective scenario. As you aren't the supreme being, your opinion is merely that, an opinion.
Pick your battles in life. There's no way anyone can go through life expecting everything to be perfect
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