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[–]DickUrine 682 ポイント683 ポイント

Wait 'til they find out we can piss standing up.

[–]aaqucnaonaI find you offensive for finding me offensive. 345 ポイント346 ポイント

Pissing while standing up is LITERALLY using your sexual dimorphism privilege as a device of rape.

[–]ChillyWords 123 ポイント124 ポイント

There I no such thing as Sexual dimorphism, it's a myth invented by white-cis-male scientist to preserve their privileges intact.

You literal scum !

[–]flamuchz 90 ポイント91 ポイント

[–]Lumiafan 23 ポイント24 ポイント

Sorry, but I hate her.

[–]-sic- 21 ポイント22 ポイント

We all do, we all do.

[–]DragonTamerMCT 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Stare rape... ಠ_ಠ...

Are you fucking serious.

[–]SkoopDaHoop 3 ポイント4 ポイント

The funny thing about the stare-rape picture is that by letting someone take and post your picture to the internet, there's a chance you are being stared at at any given time.

[–]TrestirMG 35 ポイント36 ポイント

You know who also peed while standing ? Fucking Hitler... that's right.

[–]fudgecakesssWhite, upper middle class, evil, cis male 13 ポイント14 ポイント

You know who didn't stand up!? Rosie the riveter!

[–]penguinsontv 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Stalin as well.

[–]SpysnakezCSI transzombie, trigger-pronouns: safe, semi, full auto 2 ポイント3 ポイント

That's it, Nazi Card is on the table. Your move, Tumblr.

[–]Robby5566Transfender Optimus-kin 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Hahahah wouldn't it be ridiculous if someone tried to argue against men peeing while standing?
Hahahahah AW FUCK REALLY!?

[–]hitoku47 21 ポイント22 ポイント

Stop, I come to reddit to not study for neurbio. I don't want to see that word right now

[–]aaqucnaonaI find you offensive for finding me offensive. 26 ポイント27 ポイント

Sorry, its just one of those things that our neurons do because evolution cares more about selective pressures [sexual selection, predatory selection, genetic drift, oh my!!!] than about social constructs that make anthropological sense for a civilized pack-social species to have, but that doesn't make it any easier, does it?

#OppressingViaScience #1024GigaSagans of Scientific Euphoria #Owning them science haters.

I am sorry.

[–]time4mzl 8 ポイント9 ポイント

It's it bad...that that paragraph turned me on :'(

[–]Sureiyaa 1 ポイント2 ポイント

It's not bad.

It's weird but it's not bad.

[–]Wowbagger1 34 ポイント35 ポイント

Stop triggering me with the user name and the flaunting of your urination privilege.

[–]TheActualAWdeVTrans-dnistrian cis-alpine poly-glot 14 ポイント15 ポイント

Well so can (AFAB people/) women. Just not with a whole lotta accuracy, usually.

[–]ArkantesDigital cookie 23 ポイント24 ポイント

While wearing pants?

[–]ArkantesDigital cookie 11 ポイント12 ポイント

That sure doesn't look practical.

[–]ChillyWords 7 ポイント8 ポイント

there is one in latex that work lot more.

[–]MicpAlan Turing is my cishomey 17 ポイント18 ポイント

A lot better? or just a lot more?

[–]ChillyWords 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Well... Less spilling on the sides means more liquid to the front so... both.

[–]qpocsocialjusticeThe Male Gays 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I love the name.

[–]dasfasd1 3 ポイント4 ポイント

I can pee and poop standing up no problem. the only disadvantage I have is that I can't be that discrete about it.

[–]dagbrownSMASH THE COPRIARCHY! 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Wait, what?

Pooping standing up leads to, in the best of circumstances, messy legs. Even out in the woods, I still have to squat to poop. Do you have a conehead anal tube arrangement or something?

[–]xsedc 2 ポイント3 ポイント

If they try hard enough, sure

[–]flerpsstraight/gay/demiromantic polygender Gandalf-kin 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I can!

I have yet to be brave enough to do it with trousers on just in case but the long and short of it is that the urethra points forwards in females too.

[–]PolyoxymethylenePoly the Parrot-kin 8 ポイント9 ポイント

I just realised that by now I know way too much about your personal life.

[–]flerpsstraight/gay/demiromantic polygender Gandalf-kin 2 ポイント3 ポイント

[–]I_AM_COLOSSUSvulgar display of patriarchy 10 ポイント11 ポイント

that is my favorite thing about being a man

[–]Darth_Ensalada 34 ポイント35 ポイント

I dunno I like taking a walk at night knowing that I won't be raped by the roving bands of rapey thugs that are so prevalent in America. Also posting pics of the walk is fun too. Those are my favorite man abilities.

[–]ChillyWords 10 ポイント11 ポイント

I like having a well paid job.

[–]fucktales 26 ポイント27 ポイント

I like slapping less privileged humans in the face with my dick.

[–]StezzerLolzThe Most Holy Langoustine 11 ポイント12 ポイント

I enjoy attending the patriarchy club meetings and making decisions on how best to oppress women, trans, PoC and everyone else.

[–]dagbrownSMASH THE COPRIARCHY! 7 ポイント8 ポイント

The biggest problem I have is when some new group of oppressed people shows up and we have to figure out new ways to oppress them.

Seriously, how exactly do you go about oppressing dragonkin? Do you have to pass rules against breathing fire in public or something? Do you end up with heavily-regulated circus fire-breather acts complete with rigorous health and safety regulations?

[–]NateHatetrans*jimmie rustlekin 5 ポイント6 ポイント

I leik chocolte milk

[–]rodrigogua 3 ポイント4 ポイント

I like potatoes. ಠ_ಠ

[–]_commander__shepard 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Stop flaunting your potato culture! Is offensive to Latvian.

[–]Magnus77 4 ポイント5 ポイント

but what if that's the only action i'll ever get. I'm being denied my right to a 4way with strangers! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

[–]thisishorsepoopPrivilege check 1 2 what is this 7 ポイント8 ポイント

roving bands of rapey thugs

I read this and immediately thought of A Clockwork Orange.

[–]snwbrdbum14I only read Braille, because it is based solely on feelz! 44 ポイント45 ポイント

I don't think your username has ever been more relevant than this comment right here. You don't really have a choice, gotta retire it and set up a new one.

[–]ThisNameIsFree 11 ポイント12 ポイント

[–]greenmonster80 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Well, sometimes they can too. I partied with a girl once who bet she could piss further than any of us dudes off the porch while standing.

She just pulled up her skirt, popped them hips forward, and let it fly. She won.

I've never been so impressed and disgusted at the same time.

[–]YourComment_InFrench 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Attendez un peu qu'elles découvrent qu'on peut pisser debout.

[–]polyethylene2 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I have no clue what you're saying. Here's an upvote

[–]E-SquidMale privilege is the ability to clog a shower drain 0 ポイント1 ポイント

And clog shower drains.

[–]aarchaput 2 ポイント3 ポイント

The only one in my house that can clog a shower drain is my sister. Or maybe she's just the only one who's inconsiderate enough to not clean up afterward.

[–]dagbrownSMASH THE COPRIARCHY! 1 ポイント2 ポイント

My ex did that all the time. She had really long hair.

I didn't complain about that. I love long hair.

I had issues with other things about her, but those aren't relevant to the topic at hand. Which is apparently shower drains, somehow.

[–]MrZakalweBetter to lord in shit than to serve in 'nism. 370 ポイント371 ポイント

For bonus points remember that a man is far more likely to be attacked on the street than a woman.

Stats don't real, only feels.

[–]barnfodderRaping you simply by existing 149 ポイント150 ポイント

Remember, whether you FEEL at risk is more important than if you ARE at risk.

[–]OnionoftruthIdentifies as a fruit 67 ポイント68 ポイント

If men get attacked in the street they must like it because all men have complete control over the universe.

[–]tsahytLynyrd Shytlyrd 56 ポイント57 ポイント

Really? Do we know why that is, or do we only have the numbers?

[–]FoxRaptixMy proper pronouns are handing me a $5 bill 179 ポイント180 ポイント

Could be any number of reasons. Crimes against women are generally viewed harsher by legal system (I believe. I know self defense laws make it a huge deal)

Could be an ego thing. (robbing the ladies isn't exactly "tough")

Maybe men are prone to carry more cash?

Territorial issue? If street thugs scent marked their territory to attract mates, i would imagine other males entering their domain would be viewed as an attempted take over. Thus they are driven out through violence and throwing feces.

In conclusion. i have no idea what im talking about

[–]GrizzlyTrotsky 25 ポイント26 ポイント

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's at least in part due to the fact that women are a lot less likely to be in gangs; many murders simply come from gang violence.

[–]flerpsstraight/gay/demiromantic polygender Gandalf-kin 8 ポイント9 ポイント

Can confirm that opportunity crimes won't happen due to territory. Your average career thug won't pick fights they think they can lose, they absolutely won't challenge someone who poses a definite threat. In fact simply acknowledging the existence of people like this hanging around on the street can keep you safe - if you act scared, you're a target. If you show (even with a nod or a simple 'evening') you're not intimidated they'll probably figure you're too much hassle and wait for someone who cowers and tries to cross the street to avoid them.

When I moved to Birmingham my friends in my old (much smaller) city expressed concern at the violent crime rates here, but honestly it's mostly confined to the north and amongst gangs. I'm fairly confident that you're incredibly unlikely to ever have a gun pointed at you here if you're not rolling with a gang yourself.

edit: remember the downward nod means hello! don't nod upwards!!

[–]Dear_Occupant 2 ポイント3 ポイント

One of the other curious factors at work here is that a white person walking through a black neighborhood late at night won't get hassled because it's assumed that the police would make a bigger deal out of it. On the other hand, if some Joe living down the street gets mugged the police aren't going to do shit about it.

[–]flerpsstraight/gay/demiromantic polygender Gandalf-kin 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Crimes within the neighbourhood would also create tensions if reported if that thing goes on a lot and you're loosely connected to the criminal. People seem to forget that in cities with crime problems, often a lot of that is sort of... infighting, between people in their own communities. As a Random White Bloke(tm) you're already ahead of the statistics.

[–]HandMeMyThinkingPipeHand me my oppression pipe 3 ポイント4 ポイント

We need to close the gang gap....someday women will be able to break through the bandana ceiling

[–]Iazo 48 ポイント49 ポイント

I think it's lack of awareness. Either that, or men just seem to take more risks in general, even when it's not strictly necessary.

[–]Kryptospuridium137 47 ポイント48 ポイント

or men just seem to take more risks in general, even when it's not strictly necessary.

Considering men are more likely to die in accidents due to exactly this, this is probably the biggest culprit too.

Or it could be just karma killing us all because of our privilege.

[–]ProbablyAt 63 ポイント64 ポイント

Nice victim blaming

[–]Patrik333Fired from John West's packing plant 11 ポイント12 ポイント

... that might support the SJW's argument though - Men are more likely to be the victim of crime when walking alone at night, but only because there are more men out there, because all the women are cowering at home in fear... or something.

I wanna know what the actual numbers are on this statistic, and if there's more crimes committed proportional to the total number of night walkers of each gender.

[–]genitalibanBehead Those Who Insult Muh Feels 14 ポイント15 ポイント

Territorial issue? If street thugs scent marked their territory to attract mates, i would imagine other males entering their domain would be viewed as an attempted take over. Thus they are driven out through violence and throwing feces.

I think it's this one, I think I read it in an article linked on /r/science once.

[–]UndoerJust call me Cismael 3 ポイント4 ポイント

At least you admit you're just spitballing. It's more than most folk on Reddit do.

[–]flerpsstraight/gay/demiromantic polygender Gandalf-kin 2 ポイント3 ポイント

This is pretty interesting to me too, I'll chuck an idea in; honour amongst thieves. I've hung out with a lot of dodgy types and a consistent principle is that it's wrong to antagonise a woman - obviously this is usually borne of the idea that women are weaker than men, but let's generalise here. If you rob a dude, it's not gonna be pleasant but you get your stuff and he fucks off. Rob a woman and she will probably cry, and even if you're a give-no-fucks sorta guy, making a woman cry doesn't feel very good.

There's also the fact that bystanders are more likely to help a woman or heed her calls for help, and a woman would be more likely to run away/call out than a man who may be more inclined to stick to the 'honour code'.

Of course I'm guessing here too, I just think that's the reason really. Recently a mugging near my house (three people with one machete vs. seven students outside populated houses... idiots) didn't work out because one of the girls panicked and ran away, the thieves fled worrying she'd call the police. I don't think they'll be targeting any women in the near future.

[–]PolyoxymethylenePoly the Parrot-kin 7 ポイント8 ポイント

So you're saying muggers are discriminating against women because they don't consider them valuable targets? Damn the patriarchy is real after all.

[–]flerpsstraight/gay/demiromantic polygender Gandalf-kin 3 ポイント4 ポイント

The struggle truly is real. I've not been mugged or raped once in all this time.

[–]darkclaw6722 45 ポイント46 ポイント

I think it's because we have a cultural stigma against hitting women so if a man is carrying valuables he is mugged.

[–]BulletBilll 15 ポイント16 ポイント

Darn patriarchy.

[–]davorzdralotorrentkin / pronouns: seed/leech/peer 40 ポイント41 ポイント

Because attacking a woman makes you look like a fucktard, while attacking a man is badass.

[–]BlackLeatherRain 8 ポイント9 ポイント

Attacking a man is literally like taking down a grizzly with your bare hands. If you are pulled in for the supposed "crime," the judge just high-fives you and sends you on your way with a beer.

[–]GoatsacRapes-With-Words 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Because attacking a woman makes you look like a fucktard, while attacking a man is badass.

Let's not forget that attacking a woman or robbing her is dat sweet, sweet rape

[–]rightoothen 23 ポイント24 ポイント

Perhaps also, women tend to be more careful about walking alone at night. Men keep getting told they have this "male privilege" thing that apparently makes them invincible, so I can see them being more likely to put themselves at risk.

[–]ImalurkerwhocommentsI AM DEITY-KIN, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE MORTAL SCUM! 4 ポイント5 ポイント

This is Immortal privilege

[–]----0---- 2 ポイント3 ポイント

We have the numbers, but we don't know what order they go in.

[–]Robby5566Transfender Optimus-kin 1 ポイント2 ポイント

You know what? I'm genuinely trying really hard, but Google is being an idiot.

"Assault men vs women"
"Physical assault men vs women"
"Physical assault in public men vs women"

All I get is RAPE STATS. I actually cannot break through them to find just, you know, assault

[–]itisdevin 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Because you can't drop a Diamond Cutter on a random woman, that's horrible.

[–]100dylan99I am a microsexual. 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Do we have any actual size urges for that? I'd like to believe it, but I need the numbers.

[–]friestogo 16 ポイント17 ポイント

If you live in Britain then look at the British Crime Survey for any year and you will see that there are usually at least twice as many male victims of assault and the majority of homicide victims are men. Unsure of the US stats but I'm guessing they publish something similar.

[–]NontharesCzech Privilege! 4 ポイント5 ポイント

[–]PolyoxymethylenePoly the Parrot-kin 18 ポイント19 ポイント

1,228,498 Male assualt victims.

524,756 Female assault victims according to that statistic.

So male privilege is being 2.3 times more likely to be assaulted.

[–]kamon123 22 ポイント23 ポイント

Yup also your jail sentences are longer, your word is worth less in the legal system as well as being more likely to be hassled by law enforcement, your rape isn't recognized by law, spousal abuse against men is often not recognized or is excused by law enforcement, and you have no bodily autonomy at birth whatsoever. Ahhhh that sweet sweet male privilege right? This is all U.S. centric though.

[–]scamp41 1 ポイント2 ポイント

EXACTLY! We are still at the point where as a society we don't attack both genders equally! Male scum just don't think about their discrimination when they attack a male and not a female.

[–]Frostiken 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Now that you mention it, I've never heard of a woman being mugged (purse snatch yes, sucker punch and wallet grab no).

[–]lyrical_shedevilTrans-Alaska pipeline, identifies as Canadiankin 185 ポイント186 ポイント

I went for a walk today. In Anchorage, one of the rapiest cities in America. Since Rape Culture didn't get me down, I must have a penis. Tumblr logic.

Bonus points to the OP for asking if he could finish his ice cream before obliging the SJW's request that he off himself.

[–]itsjusttooredPatriarchy'd 45 ポイント46 ポイント

Operation Anchorage? Did you get the T-51b armour with infinite durability?

[–]PopularKid 23 ポイント24 ポイント

How did she get past all the Chinese Troopers?

[–]itsjusttooredPatriarchy'd 21 ポイント22 ポイント

Must've glitched in the Stealth Suit. Damn commie.

[–]Greg636Sweet Transfurryvesitsexualracial from Transwhatever Tumblr 12 ポイント13 ポイント

死神来了资本主义猪!

[–]PopularKid 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Damn Reds and their Crimson Dragoons!

[–]ACurlyCubecis-kin / pronouns: shit/shits/shitlord 92 ポイント93 ポイント

God, Anchorage is the coolest name for a city I have ever fucking heard. It sounds like a place where every guy is Jason Statham and every girl is Ellen Ripley. Completely off topic, but so badass.

[–]musicforthedeafTrans-Alaska Airlines Propanekin[S] 81 ポイント82 ポイント

Also sounds like a cool metal band name.

Anchorage - 6 Months of Darkness

[–]Christo-RedditorCuckoo-kin 17 ポイント18 ポイント

That would also be a good name for the official travel guide.

[–]Wordsharkmoocherkin, pronouns hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi 25 ポイント26 ポイント

And here we have another bizarrely relevant username.

[–]PrincessGaryTransmechanic. It's a thing. 2 ポイント3 ポイント

It would need to be in that metal font that no one can ever possibly read as well.

[–]Themoneymancan 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Cum splattered on a photograph of a forest?

[–]PrincessGaryTransmechanic. It's a thing. 2 ポイント3 ポイント

To photoshop!!

[–]Patrik333Fired from John West's packing plant 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Nahhhh if it were a metal band it'd be better called Rancour-age!

...

I just realized that "Rancourage" contains both the words "rancour" and "courage" *whilst being a pun on the name "Anchorage". Brb patenting metal band name.

[–]JFeldhausGenderfuid in your face, get it? 1 ポイント2 ポイント

This is.. beautiful..

[–]DDpandaz 12 ポイント13 ポイント

Alaska is full of awesome names for places. The military base next to Anchorage is called Elmendorf Air Force Base. It sounds like some kind of dark ass wizard or something.

[–]Themoneymancan 7 ポイント8 ポイント

I'm thinking dwarfs

[–]totallygeeky 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Let me assure you, Anchorage in real life is nothing like your dreams. Never go there, so your dreams are never pissed on. Or your shoes.

[–]Rapesilly_Chilldick 3 ポイント4 ポイント

a place where every guy is Jason Statham and every girl is Ellen Ripley

Now there's a porn I would watch.

[–]ClickHereForBacardiMaître Appropriateur 6 ポイント7 ポイント

How is it rapey?

[–]Occamslaser 8 ポイント9 ポイント

High rape per capita I'm assuming.

[–]TheLegendaryGentCultivator of Mass/Preop Trans Shitlord 159 ポイント160 ポイント

i just wanted to be ryan gosling

Umm... That's identity appropriation. This guy really is a shitlord.

[–]Grammarpineapple 34 ポイント35 ポイント

Shitlord! I identify as RyanGoslingkin and that's offensive!!!!!!!

[–]rosyatrandom 23 ポイント24 ポイント

No-one spares a thought for us shitlordkin

[–]SighAcai 11 ポイント12 ポイント

As thoughtkin, check your privelage, you bastard

[–]fudgecakesssWhite, upper middle class, evil, cis male 3 ポイント4 ポイント

I'm a matterkin and I am oppressed every single day all the time. I really hate nuclear power because it destroys a part of me. I just don't care anymore. :(

[–]Astrogat 3 ポイント4 ポイント

What pronouns would you use for RyanGoslingkin?

[–]Grammarpineapple 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Instead of he/she (I am also bigender) = gos Instead of him/her/she/him = rya

[–]DontYouMeanHAHAHAHA 3 ポイント4 ポイント

You really are the Grammar Pineapple of legend.

[–]This_is_asstranspanic 41 ポイント42 ポイント

OMG...NO...I just can't....NO. A MAN can never be appropriated.

[–]ajtexasrangerFlair is oppressive 26 ポイント27 ポイント

Ryan Gosling really isn't a man to SJWs. He is some glorious god that is exempt from male privilege. When talking about eradicating all men, he is exempt.

[–]thisishorsepoopPrivilege check 1 2 what is this 16 ポイント17 ポイント

Well duh cuz he's like hot

[–]RCK0Kin-kin 3 ポイント4 ポイント

OH MY GOD YOU ARE LITERALLY WORD-RAPING HIM! HOW DARE YOU!

[–]HBZ415 2 ポイント3 ポイント

A man EXISTED in my general direction. I can't believe that fucking shitlord would even DARE exist around me. I told him to kill himself because he had the nerve to breathe the same air I do like he isn't a CIS patriarch oligarch waving his entitled cock around like it was a sparkler on 4th of July. It DISGUSTS me that MEN are allowed to be alive, they look at us women without our approval which is LITERALLY EYE RAPE and NO ONE DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!

/s

[–]wammy71imaginarykink [pronouns: √-1, √-1s, √-1self] 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Hey shitlord don't dismiss his transperson identity! That is literally an act of violence.

[–]pillualluWhites are people too! 12 ポイント13 ポイント

I would appropriate Ryan Gosling sohardhng

[–]ClickHereForBacardiMaître Appropriateur 8 ポイント9 ポイント

That's the part where I just get sad. I was laughing at the whole thing until I realized that some person's self-loathing and/or victim complex completely ruined the day of a guy whose only crime was wanting to by Ryan Gosling.

It's like lecturing a kid on global warming and a depleted ozone layer when they tell you they're being Optimus Prime.

[–]meiyoumayoHelicopterweewooweewoobloopbloopbloop 73 ポイント74 ポイント

I'm a woman who routinely goes out walking alone at night, and I have fond memories of walking around Beijing by myself at 2 AM during my study abroad. Am I simultaneously a shitlord and a Strong Independent Woman?

[–]rightoothen 31 ポイント32 ポイント

You're invalidating the Lived Experience of all those tumblrinas who are too scared to leave their keyboards and go outside is what you're doing.

[–]Xanthan81TransphatMAN! NANANANANA! 43 ポイント44 ポイント

You will be mailed your HONORARY SHITLORD membership card in two to three days.

[–]Latvian-potato 26 ポイント27 ポイント

femailed

[–]GADBabaganoosh 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Fymyiled*

[–]toxicity959 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Yyyyyyyy

FTFY

[–]Isengrine 16 ポイント17 ポイント

You've reached a quantum superposition of both being oppressed and being an oppressor.

By that we can only assume that you're living in the 4th dimension of Social Justice.

[–]SimonLaFox 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Night walks are the best. You get the cool, crisp night air, the often quiet streets punctuated by bits of activity here and there, the beautiful scene as the lights puncture the darkness. And it's also good exercise!

[–]Thiscoward 1 ポイント2 ポイント

I like walking at night or in the rain/ snow. You have the world to yourself, no irritating people walking in the middle of the side walk or dogs barking at you from front lawns.

[–]kamon123 1 ポイント2 ポイント

And in Arizona in summer its an average 70°-80° outside instead of 90° to 120°

[–]Deinonychus89 66 ポイント67 ポイント

They see me strolling, they hating...

[–]bird19 18 ポイント19 ポイント

Patrolling, feeling like I'm Ryan Gosling

[–]rentedcargoStatistisexual 48 ポイント49 ポイント

Considering men are more likely to be attacked than women in practically every situation...

It's not privilege he's flaunting. It's lack of cowardice, something foreign to SJWs.

[–]MicpAlan Turing is my cishomey 35 ポイント36 ポイント

but how can oppression be real if our victimization isn't real?

[–]Juxtys 11 ポイント12 ポイント

Maybe it just isn't?

[–]MicpAlan Turing is my cishomey 12 ポイント13 ポイント

No... No, that can't be right...

[–]Rapesilly_Chilldick 8 ポイント9 ポイント

Only cis deal in absolutes.

[–]SighAcai 2 ポイント3 ポイント

You cant Jaden something if it makes sense

[–]MinimumtypProud Xenomorph-kin you cismouthed shitlords 39 ポイント40 ポイント

Almost certainly a troll, nobody is that stupid

inb4 occam's razor claim, NOBODY is that stupid

[–]Weretoad 22 ポイント23 ポイント

It's definitely a troll, and this subreddit falls for shitposts like this constantly.

[–]uhtt 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Poe's Law applies.

[–]ilikecommenting 12 ポイント13 ポイント

It's tumblr tho

[–]WizardofStazSudanese Jaguar Wrestler 13 ポイント14 ポイント

I'm a girl and I want to be Ryan Gosling too.

[–]ilikecommenting 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Who doesn't?

[–]WizardofStazSudanese Jaguar Wrestler 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Ryan Gosling. :'C

[–]Isengrine 80 ポイント81 ポイント

"i went for a walk so i'm evil"

I'm laughing so hard I can't even breathe. That sums it up so well.

[–]EvilFuckingSociopathOppressed by lack of underground LSD lab 73 ポイント74 ポイント

Kill yourself

can i at least finish my ice cream first

That did it for me.

[–]eagerem 18 ポイント19 ポイント

Omg, I'm a woman (sorry - 'womyn') that just went for a walk at night. I've clearly just survived a near death experience!

[–]rightoothen 17 ポイント18 ポイント

I'm imagining a response along the lines of you being privileged to live in a safe neighbourhood bla bla... white ... cis ... scum.

If you were to respond that your neighbourhood is actually pretty seedy they'd start a "how many street rapes on your street each week" pissing contest

Shit I've spent too long laughing at these people, I can generate entire threads in my head.

[–]MWGNDShittiest of lords 8 ポイント9 ポイント

Do you see the Matrix?

[–]WillSelfDestructin10 5 ポイント6 ポイント

I like to take walks at night listening to The Omega Man and pretend I'm all that's left of humanity and/or Charlton Heston.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdBPx_nxzyQ

THE LAAAAST MAN ALIVE

[–]ImalurkerwhocommentsI AM DEITY-KIN, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE MORTAL SCUM! 0 ポイント1 ポイント

And then you see somebody else and flip your shit that they ruined your awesome moment

[–]NotagtipsyTrans-cendental number. Pronouns: π/e/γ 4 ポイント5 ポイント

I regularly go for walks between midnight and about 5 AM. I absolutely love the night. Guess I'm a shitlord for it.

That is, assuming this isn't just someone making a joke to mock SJWs by pretending to be an extreme version of one.

[–]ClickHereForBacardiMaître Appropriateur 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Penis envy? In my Tumblr?

[–]musicforthedeafTrans-Alaska Airlines Propanekin[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント

It's more likely than you think.

[–]Perrette 11 ポイント12 ポイント

I can't believe that the fear of rape really holds people hostage that much.

The odds of getting assaulted and raped by a random stranger at night are lower than getting beat by the police for no reason in broad day light.

[–]Ariensus 4 ポイント5 ポイント

They're much more likely to be raped by someone they know, perhaps someone in that house of theirs that they are so afraid to leave.

[–]Rapesilly_Chilldick 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Shit! I should step up my game.

[–]Potatoe_warriorPro-RadXeiarchy Panoppression 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Wow this is stupid, anon completely forgot to call him out on his blatant ableism.

[–]VuittonDon 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Men are at much higher risk of just about every other violent crime in the street, because as someone else said, crimes against women will more than likely give you a harsher sentence and it's largely viewed as an act of cowardice. That is male privilege, fucking lel.

[–]big_swinging_dicksCis transit gloria mundi 13 ポイント14 ポイント

i just wanted to be ryan gosling

We all do buddy. We all do.

[–]satanismyhomeboy...And Social Justice For All 3 ポイント4 ポイント

sadfrog.jpg

[–]butterfly_beatrice 8 ポイント9 ポイント

"No, this isn't a fucking joke."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS? You still think this is funny?"

Actually it's HILARIOUS! My co-worker was wondering why I was laughing. Talk about over the top.

Bonus Story: I go for night walks all the time. I work the night shift and sometimes I walk to work. I can count on one hand any times I've been bothered by people. And one of them was a weird drunk college girl.

[–]TemiasAppropriating gape culture one goatse at a time 7 ポイント8 ポイント

All of this malenormative walking without consequences needs to stop. BUT OF COURSE WE WEREN'T TAUGHT HOW NOT TO WALK IN OUR LOCAL UNIVERSITIES.

[–]IwanttheD3 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Phys Ed requirements are fat shaming.

[–]ViolentEastCoastCity 2 ポイント3 ポイント

[–]eeeezypeezy 1 ポイント2 ポイント

What the fuck did I just watch O.O

[–]ViolentEastCoastCity 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Chick with paranoid schizophrenia who managed to wrangle herself a Youtube channel. She is fascinating to watch. Probably the inspiration of the troll in your post, honestly.

[–]SisforShitlordAnd P is for Patriarchy 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Your lack of fear dictates the amount of fear I have!

[–]PrincessGaryTransmechanic. It's a thing. 1 ポイント2 ポイント

I wonder if the SJW has a little vein in their head....that twitches when there's some patriarchal shit goin' down.

[–]awesomechemistScheißeführer 1 ポイント2 ポイント

They would all simultaneously die of an aneurysm.

[–]TwilightVulpine 1 ポイント2 ポイント

My patriarchy sense is tingling!

[–]Merosi 1 ポイント2 ポイント

going for a walk is "benefitting from rape culture", because as we all know if there were no rape culture men would not be able to walk the streets.

[–]Sad1eLiterally Eva Braun 1 ポイント2 ポイント

I make a point of going out at night regularly because it's so quiet and is easier to relax and I have never been in a situation where I have felt afraid due to the actions of another person (once I made the mistake of going out after reading /r/nosleep but that's an entirely different story). When is my glue-on penis and token male card coming in the mail?

[–]Juxtys 2 ポイント3 ポイント

MPS(Male Privilege Society) will be contacting you shortly.

[–]Greg636Sweet Transfurryvesitsexualracial from Transwhatever Tumblr 1 ポイント2 ポイント

[–]regeya 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Reminds me of my university days, walking around the campus lake, happening upon groups of two to four women, walking side by side, giving The Glaredown to all the men who dared to use the path.

Way to stand strong and stay safe. In broad daylight. During a time of day when the campus police aren't more than 100 yards away. Come to that, the path was damn near lit by blue-light phones and the police patrol the path all night. Oh, sure, the town is a small college town that has managed to get onto the top 100 most dangerous cities in the U.S., and there's stabbings, muggings, rapes, assaults, what have you...but that lake is a safe place!

[–]SighAcai 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I've taken tons of night strolls as a woman.

Do I have the secret to male privelage?

The secret to taking night strolls!

Tumblr HATES her!

[–]BiblioPhil 2 ポイント3 ポイント

How does no one in this thread recognize trolling when they see it? This is worse than /r/cringepics.

[–]lolsail 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Oh come the fuck on. This is a Poe, or obvious fucking satire or something. What the ever-loving-gullible-fuck?

[–]NonsensicalDeepLindtkin 4 ポイント5 ポイント

I wish SJW satirists stopped. They're not solving anything except release for their ego.

Real SJW are take them seriously and incorporate the satirist's view into their own, and real people will think SJW are dangerous nutcases (wich they are, but not as much as satirists).

Of course it implies SJW have significance in real life.

[–]CrossdressingPosidonTransRedguard; Die cis-Mer scum 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I'm going to make one exception and say I don't care if this is a troll anon, this is bloody hilarious.

[–]ALackOfEloquence 0 ポイント1 ポイント

How is he meant to walk into traffic if the act of walking aloneis oppression?

[–]Pointless_argumentsShitlord Prime 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Successful Troll is extremely successful.

[–]neuter 0 ポイント1 ポイント

So is this sub just pictures of people taking trolls seriously on Tumblr?

[–]Vitto9 0 ポイント1 ポイント

"Are you really going to reply to me like that, with pictures?"

So they do know how idiotic it is to reply with sassy gifs. I always wondered about that.

[–]chaosissteve 0 ポイント1 ポイント

This post really sums this whole sub up for me.

[–]yungbutthole 0 ポイント1 ポイント

What a fucking chauvinistic PIG. Fucking Oppressor, he's going to hell for what he's doing. FUCK YOU OPPRESSOR

[–]darkadious 0 ポイント1 ポイント

this reads like it was written from someone in here.

stupid.

[–]RohughWRYYY/WRYYYs/WRYYYself 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Willing to bet a nonzero amount of cashmoneyswag that anon was poe.

[–]The7thNomadEwok-kin, Jedi-sexual 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I absolutely adore his responses. I would wager that he's actually a normal person, being unexpectedly confronted with this nonsense. Good on him.