Thoughts and Ramblings

Drink once every time an SJW who claims to be for equality gets pissed when you say you should treat everyone with kindness and respect

Drink once every time an SJW claims you can’t dislike females/POC/LGBT people even if the reason you dislike them has nothing to do with their gender/race/sexual orientation

Drink once every time an SJW moves the goalposts on your argument

Drink once every time an SJW tells you your statistics don’t count because theirs disagree… and their source is notoriously unreliable or has even outright been debunked

Drink once every time an SJW calls themself a proud misandrist/reverse racist/heterophobe/cisphobe/etc

Drink once every time an SJW says “spellcheck doesn’t regonize it, therefore it don’t real”

FINISH YOUR DRINK if the SJW also says dictionary definitions for racism don’t count because the dictionary was written by white men

Drink half your beer if an SJW says you can’t ship het pairings because that’s homophobic, says you can’t ship white men because that’s White Cock, and can’t ship interracial pairings because that’s fetishizing. Take an additional hit if: they themselves ship a White Cock pairing (John/Sherlock or Stony gets you ANOTHER bonus hit), refuse to ship anything but femmeslash, or say that shipping should be based on inclusitivity rather than chemistry.

Drink once every time an SJW refuses to admit there are any flaws with feminism

Drink three times if an SJW is willing to admit to rampant transphobia, racism, classism, and sex-negativity but insists that misandry isn’t a problem

FINISH YOUR DRINK if an SJW acts identical to radfems in every aspect except for the transphobia, and then insists that they’re nothing alike

Drink twice every time an SJW says calling a feminist a feminazi is offensive because they just want equality… and then posts in the Kill All Men tag

Drink once every time an SJW says you’re a feminist if you support gender equality but then says you can’t be a feminist if you’re a man, or that trying to have a discourse about male issues is anti-feminist

Drink once every time an SJW misuses trigger warnings

Drink once every time an SJW acts like they know more about your religion than you do

Drink once every time you find an SJW that spends more time tearing into allies than actual gay bashers

Drink twice every time an SJW wishes death on someone

FINISH YOUR DRINK if they tell that person to kill themself

Drink half of a new drink if they tag other things relating to suicide with TWs, try to get more mental health services available, or do any other thing that suggests that they ordinarily don’t try to get people to kill themselves

Drink once every time an SJW tries to get people to give them money

Drink once every time an SJW brings race, gender, etc. into a conversation where it isn’t an issue (calling you racist for saying you can’t self-diagnose autism)

Drink three hits of vodka every time an SJW creates a clear no-win situation (Don’t like rap? RACIST! Listen to rap? Cultural approbation! Don’t write POC? Racist! POC erasure! Write them and get it wrong? Racist! Do your damn research! Wirite them and get it right? Racist! Stop taking attention away from actual POC writers!)

Drink once every time an SJW assumes you’re a whiteheterocismale

Drink again if you aren’t

FINISH YOUR DRINK if you’re trans*, lesbian/gay/bi/pan, and disabled

Drink once every time you see the words “kyriarchy”, “heteropatriarchy”, “heteronormative”, “binarist”, “heteromantic demisexual”, “intersectionality”, “tone argument”, “transmisogyny”, or “bifury”

FINISH AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WHISKEY if all these words are used in one post

Drink once every time an SJW claims demisexuals are oppressed

Drink once every time an SJW tries to make the acronym for LGBT longer than 6 letters

Drink once every time an SJW says “male tears”, “white tears”, etc

Drink twice if it’s in response to something terrible, like a white man killing himself

Drink three times every time an SJW advocates genocide/gendercide/killing of any other privileged group

Finish your drink if they go on a rant at someone pointing out the similarities to Nazism

Drink once every time an SJW says Jews had white privilege during the Holocaust

Drink three times every time an SJW tries to intentionally trigger someone, doxxes them, starts a campaign of harassment, or does any other bullying/illegal activities

FINISH YOUR DRINK if they still insist they’re good people after that

Drink once every time an SJW says it’s ableist to encourage someone to do something in the real world

Drink once every time an SJW says that the only possible reason someone could have for criticizing the Arkh Project is objecting to QPOC having their own media

Drink once every time an SJW is revealed to be a sucky person IRL (freeloading off their roommates, stabbing someone, raping someone, etc)

Drink again if that same SJW tries to claim that anyone who believes them is in -ist

Drink once every time an SJW strawmans MRAs (neckbeard, fedora) while getting frustrated at anyone who says feminists don’t shave their legs

Drink twice if they also claim MRAs want to beat/kill women or don’t want to fight the patriarchy

Drink 5 times every time you hear someone say “Die Cis Scum”, “Misandry 4 lyfe”, “Kill all men”, “K but u wrong doe”, etc

Drink once every time an SJW says “women don’t dress up to please men” only to say “it’s patriarchy that puts pressure on women to conform to impossible body standards” a few posts later

Drink once every time an SJW uses a tragedy for their own gain

Drink once every time an SJW calls a basic principle of science offensive (evolution is ableist. for example)

HALF YOUR BEER if they criticize Christianity for interfering with science such as stem cell research

FINISH YOUR DRINK every time an SJW is anti-female genital mutilation but pro-cricumcision

Two hits of a new drink if they claim they’ve never heard any males complaining about their circumcision and then dismiss any male who expresses dislike of his circumcision as “a whiner”

Three more hits every time an SJW says only MRAs can be against circumcision

Drink once every time an SJW says feminism fights for men too and then dismisses a men’s issue as “not as important as (feminist issue)”

Drink once every time an SJW claims there’s a link between animal rights and feminism

Drink once every time an SJW claims white people can’t cosplay Korra

Drink once every time an SJW speaks against transmisogyny while acting tranmisandrist (I.E. claiming radfems are completely wrong about transwomen… but that everything they claim about transwomen applies to transmen)

Drink twice if they advocate for transmisandry, deny it exists, or mock it

Drink once every time an SJW says rape is worse than murder

Drink once every time an SJW has some variation of “femme”, “misandry”, “vagina”, “feminist”, “whore/slut”, or “fat” in their URL

Drink every time a “This is ___ Privilege” blog forgets to make sure they don’t become a monster

Drink once every time an SJW says people in privileged spots can’t be depressed/self-conscious/anxious/etc

Drink once every time an SJW describes anti-SJ blogs as “Pro-Injustice Warriors”

Drink twice every time an SJW says egalitarians place the needs of the oppressor over the needs of the oppressed

Drink twice every time an SJW invades someone’s privacy (posting pictures of guys’ crotches if they’re taking up too much room, posting FaceBook screenshots without blanking the person’s name) and then claim THEY’re the victims of the situation

Drink once every time an SJW says white people can’t belong to an Asian religion

Drink twice if they have no problem with POC being Christian

FINISH YOUR DRINK if they fall silent after you remind them that white people didn’t start Christianity, either

Drink once every time an SJW says white people have no culture

Drink once every time an SJW pretends to be someone they’re not online (says they’re a POC when they’re actually white, is actually well-off but claiming to be this close to living on the street, etc)

Drink once every time an SJW’s blog is revealed to be a troll blog run by an anti-SJ, or vice-versa

Drink once every time a study/survey from more than three decades ago gets passed around as though it was just done and is used as proof of oppression for whatever group it mentions

FINISH YOUR DRINK every time a post about something minor (beauty standards, women in video games) gets tens of thousands of notes, while at the same time, a post about someone who actually is oppressed (women in third world countries who get shot for going to school) gets maybe a couple hundred

Drink every time an SJW responds to “men can be raped too” with “what about teh menz?”, “derailing” (even if the post implied that only women can be raped, because they don’t know that correcting a false claim isn’t the same as derailing), or “yeah, men are sometimes raped. BY OTHER MEN!”

Drink every time an SJW thinks they’re being unique, edgy, and funny when they’re actually just being stupid