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[–]amountoftime 418 ポイント419 ポイント

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Guys, I think we are the patriarchy. but we're also broke.

[–]EvilFuckingSociopathThe Dispensation of Feels and Reals[S] 184 ポイント185 ポイント

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Maybe we can pool all our money together and get a sandwich toaster to help further the patriarchy?

[–]n_reinekesomeone's ass cheek 72 ポイント73 ポイント

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I'd rather a cornballer

[–]InfinitePowerPromblymatic 26 ポイント27 ポイント

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SOY LOCO POR LOS CORNBALLS

[–]EvilFuckingSociopathThe Dispensation of Feels and Reals[S] 47 ポイント48 ポイント

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But everyone knows sandwiches are the patriarchy's no 1 tool of oppression!

[–]MayniakCheck your congressional representation privilege, voting scum! 37 ポイント38 ポイント

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Not if we're the ones making them. That defeats the entire point!

[–]ReverendSalemRatonhnhaké:ton-kin TransAssassin 21 ポイント22 ポイント

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Split the difference and get a quesadilla maker.

[–]Giraffe-o-maticIncest-Kin 18 ポイント19 ポイント

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But that's cultural appropriation!

[–]ReverendSalemRatonhnhaké:ton-kin TransAssassin 23 ポイント24 ポイント

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We're funding the Patriarchy, I think Cultural Appropriation is expected.

[–]rampant_idiocyEucharist-kin, through him/with him/in him 6 ポイント7 ポイント

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Encouraged even.

[–]n_reinekesomeone's ass cheek 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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Oh, we're not selling them to foolish POC?

[–]SeriouTrans-Featured on Tumblr. 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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The patriarchy burns.

[–]tebee 21 ポイント22 ポイント

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Stop oppressing toasters, shitlord! They have /r/toasterrights!

[–]sleepy_ranmafaggotkin 11 ポイント12 ポイント

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What the hell. Each day I stumble on some new subreddit about things I couldn't even grasp for. That's driving me crazy.

[–]EvilFuckingSociopathThe Dispensation of Feels and Reals[S] 17 ポイント18 ポイント

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[–]HogwartsNeedsWifiMy headmate is a shitlordkin 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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Those two subreddits are the essence of SJWs/TumblrInAction

[–]VtwinmanOnly torsion angles of 150-180 gendered 6 ポイント7 ポイント

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The quadruple penetration thing made me spray milk. From my nose. Cause I was drinking it.... yeah.

[–]AmplitudeOmnisexual Sovietkin Shitczarina 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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My boyfriend won't support the toasters even though I subscribed him to this. ;_;

[–]amountoftime 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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The ol' Patriarch Panini Press

[–]ArmadylsparkI identify as number one. Pronouns true/trues/trueself. 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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But that's what we have women for!

[–]Craptain 19 ポイント20 ポイント

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So much for the pay gap.

[–]parashorts 19 ポイント20 ポイント

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And depressed :(

[–]BatDhunnSo as I oppress, Unlimited Patriarchy Works. 9 ポイント10 ポイント

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The Poortriarchy?

[–]GhostlyGirlIt's hard out here for a bitch-kin. 8 ポイント9 ポイント

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American poverty line is $12k or less per year. Or so my tax lady tells me. So....yeah. What the hell is with that trend.

[–]fecespharaohCishet ergo scum 12 ポイント13 ポイント

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College, man.

[–]ArmadylsparkI identify as number one. Pronouns true/trues/trueself. 11 ポイント12 ポイント

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College debt man. Technically quite a few of us have negative income!

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    [–]IAmThePatriarchyRegional Association of the Patriarcal Empire 3 ポイント4 ポイント

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    Patriarchy Approved.

    [–]IAmThePatriarchyRegional Association of the Patriarcal Empire 13 ポイント14 ポイント

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    Patriarchy here.

    As a young member of the Patriarchy, don't worry too much about your income right now, especially if you are young and in college (school of any type). We all have to start out somewhere.

    To fully realize the benefits of both being, and ultimately embracing your place in the Patriarchy, you must embark upon a life-long Journey.

    Patriarchy is not necessarily a destination, so much as a vector of being.

    For example, I was raised in very modest means. My struggle through the early years was consistent with anyone born to the meaner, lower classes. I entered college, having only been able to do so after submitting several years of my early adulthood to serve in the US Military. It was there, that I realized that by my racial and ethnic background, I had been bestowed a special gift by my creator.

    It was there, serving my nation, that I learned that there are a multitude of my fellow human beings that need to be led by a segment of society that has an innate ability and gift for managing the top echelons of society; I had discovered The Patriarchy.

    I left the military, entered college, and further discovered that there were college students, like my self, who also were destined to be led; not lead. Women's studies majors, art majors, history majors, the soft, squishy degrees for which there was no real economic potential.

    In my 3 years 2 terms to my STEM degree (I had to work fast, as every day in school was another day of debt creation), I discovered that, once again, there was a class of society that was destined to be the leaders of society. I further embraced Patriarchy.

    Now, after nearly 30 years of working to better my economic status, and provide the much needed societal guidance to my lesser positioned fellows, I can declare that Patriarchy is both Alive and Well.

    The Patriarchy thrives today, but even Rome fell.

    We need you to embrace your full potential as budding members of the Patriarchy. TIA reads like a primer to realizing your potential, and I can only guess how, having TIA when I was young would have catapulted me forward into becoming The Patriarchy that I am today.

    Reading the pages of both Tumblr, and TIA provides a simple, easy to follow road map to realizing your potential as The Patriarchy. Today's senior members of The Patriarchy had to struggle our way forward. We had to Read-between-the-lines the details of Freedom Marchs, and Social Protests and the budding of "Harassment Lawsuits" to discover how to benefit The Patriarchy, while keeping our existence and aims hidden from the view of lesser mortals.

    So, keep your eye on the prize, and remember, that it is Your Patriarchy, and you only get out of it what you put into it.

    -Patriarchy.

    [–]LOL_IM_REDDITINGTranstrans Kinkin with a headmate that's a headmate 9 ポイント10 ポイント

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    It's all that privilege. Fillin them pockets.

    [–][deleted] 86 ポイント87 ポイント

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    the majority of us are college students

    GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS. Check your able to get up from the couch without moaning in pain privilege.

    [–]FurryDragoon 22 ポイント23 ポイント

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    17 and I groan in pain. Damn my back :(

    [–]RandyMustacheRace fluid demisexual 9 ポイント10 ポイント

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    Fucked mine at 17 and 5 years later it still gives me hell. Enjoy being perpetually 40.

    [–]mandino788 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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    25...same here :(

    [–]Stelith61Shelfkin, check your privledge 3 ポイント4 ポイント

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    Hey, I'm 14 and I can't stand up without groaning for 6 hours.

    [–]RedAeroNormal 122 ポイント123 ポイント

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    Wait, European is a race?

    Finally, I have checked my white privilege for the last time! I'm a minority!!

    [–]santa4nt 26 ポイント27 ポイント

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    [–]MrCheeze 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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    [–]whatthefuckguysUnfortunately, I am the Shit Lord of Skyrimjob 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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    This further confirms my status as a person of color, I think.

    [–]HitlersTaxRecordTrans-Siberian Orchestra 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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    I am a person of very, very light color.

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      [–]TonyFuckingDanza 17 ポイント18 ポイント

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      How long before the word "problematic" becomes problematic, and we have to say "solution challenged"?

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        [–]ReverendSalemRatonhnhaké:ton-kin TransAssassin 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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        using farts to communicate

        As a herring-kin, I must insist that you not appropriate my culture.

        [–]ArmadylsparkI identify as number one. Pronouns true/trues/trueself. 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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        doubleplushard problems.

        [–]nyandoCIS RO DAH! 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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        Oh God... I'm German but born in the States... I'm literally oppressing myself.

        [–]StreetCountdownUK Culture Appropriation 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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        European is just the oppressors before it was cool to do so.

        [–]CycloneCowgirlLike nobody don't look like that neither. 54 ポイント55 ポイント

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        "I have a lot of STIs because I'm LIBERATED". Oh my good my sides That's amazing

        [–]MayniakCheck your congressional representation privilege, voting scum! 155 ポイント156 ポイント

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        I am in one of the minority brackets for income; does this mean I get oppression points? Im totally started to feel oppressed by all these low-income college students.

        [–]notnotcitricsquidgit checkout privilege 28 ポイント29 ポイント

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        You can bet a significant number of the people reporting high income are reporting their household incomes and not their own.

        [–]MayniakCheck your congressional representation privilege, voting scum! 10 ポイント11 ポイント

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        Sweet, that makes me even more oppressed!

        Serious: To some extent, that is reasonable; your household income does have an impact on how well-supported you are. Even if you are just a college student with parents with decent income, or its the combined income of you and your spouse, how much income you have access to is very relevant to a lot of things

        [–]dunehunter 50 ポイント51 ポイント

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        I'm doing quite well for myself, but holy fuck, some of us are loaded - though I think some answers may not have been fully honest...wags finger

        [–]LhowonCaptain of Feel Team Six 25 ポイント26 ポイント

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        Users On Internet Lie, Local Man Shocked To Find Out.

        [–]Iazo 9 ポイント10 ポイント

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        That sounds like a News Ticker from Sim City.

        [–]LhowonCaptain of Feel Team Six 6 ポイント7 ポイント

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        I was going more for an Onion headline but they kind of converge, don't they?

        [–]EdgarAllenNope 17 ポイント18 ポイント

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        Really? Some answers not true? Well, I'll be!

        [–]whatthefuckguysUnfortunately, I am the Shit Lord of Skyrimjob 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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        I really figured there'd be more of us in the higher income brackets - reddit would seem to lend itself to hosting a lot of engineers. I'm glad that I can clock in up there, too.

        [–]KellyeTheGreatPikmin-kin 6 ポイント7 ポイント

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        Y'all are some brokeass motherfuckers!

        [–]just2quixoticTremble before my Shitlordly privilege you lowly shitpeasant 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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        Whenever statisticians ask about income, people lie - all of them (well nearly so.) So they correct by automatically moving everyone down one income bracket.

        the moderators not being professional statisticians (I presume) may not have known to do that.

        [–]EvilFuckingSociopathThe Dispensation of Feels and Reals[S] 14 ポイント15 ポイント

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        Most people chose the bottom one, so do we assume most people at TiA have negative incomes?

        [–]ArmadylsparkI identify as number one. Pronouns true/trues/trueself. 12 ポイント13 ポイント

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        Considering loads of us are swimming in student debt, this is not entirely unreasonable.

        [–]Barl0weDestroying the cis-STEM one Tumblr post at a time. 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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        Well I chose the bottom one, but that's because I only counted my own income. Could not be arsed trying to figure out what my girlfriend makes in a year :p

        [–]The_Viktor_StrainStatus: White Radical ~ Preferred Pronoun: 白 36 ポイント37 ポイント

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        Our shitlord levels seem pretty excessive, but we can't know until we find out how our demographic compares to that of other subreddits. It's entirely possible that a 70(9?)% white population indicates an especially diverse subreddit, if the other subreddits are generally at 95+%.

        Not that I'm giving any real credence to a self-reported survey that many are going to joke around on and is only completed by a self-selected group.

        [–]detlevWhite-passing PoC 30 ポイント31 ポイント

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        I think a 30% LGBT population is pretty impressive.

        I think it would be strange if it was any lower than 70% white people. While reddit is worldwide, its mostly a North American site, of course it would be majority white people. Reddit is also mostly male, and I doubt TiA would be bringing in more women and ethnic minorities who come just for TiA. I think its pretty diverse considering what we're working with.

        [–]uglidoll 8 ポイント9 ポイント

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        For an ample example of a smaller subreddit, /r/paradoxplaza has 98% men, and is composed of approx. 80% Americans or Europeans.

        source:http://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/1mbm4e/summary_10_000_subscribers_survey/

        [–]Iazo 11 ポイント12 ポイント

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        That said, Paradox is a game company who comes up with time-devouring grand strategy games.

        Only members of the patriarchy have time to conquer the world as Aztec armenians in CK2.

        [–]piper06wMarshal du Merde 3 ポイント4 ポイント

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        I don't know, there aren't many other games where you can emasculate and forcibly sleep with your own brother.

        And women can become bishops in the Catholic church.

        [–]LecksFecalmancer 97 ポイント98 ポイント

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        A suprisingly high number of bisexuals here. Nice.

        [–][deleted] 50 ポイント51 ポイント

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        A little disturbingly high. Where are all the gay people? o_o

        [–]CentroniasHomosexual Pillow Fort Captain 66 ポイント67 ポイント

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        We'll just build a little homosexual pillow fort over here with graham crackers and nobody who isn't a Kinsey 5+, as determined by my, ahem, secret methods, can come in.

        To prepare for secret methods, guys must drop their trousers c:

        [–]bryanrabbit 18 ポイント19 ポイント

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        You think this will stop us?

        [–]CentroniasHomosexual Pillow Fort Captain 39 ポイント40 ポイント

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        B-but my safe space...

        [–]The_Viktor_StrainStatus: White Radical ~ Preferred Pronoun: 白 11 ポイント12 ポイント

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        Whelp, I guess I'll never truly know where I land on the Kinsey scale until I try!

        drops trou

        [–]lucmersaultfor best results, make arugement when non-white 28 ポイント29 ポイント

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        Token Gay #13 Checking in.

        [–]ShamunuMember of the Patriarchy's Oppression Squad 13 ポイント14 ポイント

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        Red October reporting

        [–]TwistedBrother 15 ポイント16 ポイント

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        Pink leader, standing by

        [–]ReverendSalemRatonhnhaké:ton-kin TransAssassin 11 ポイント12 ポイント

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        Straight man, standing by with camera.

        For research purposes >.>

        [–]bryanrabbit 18 ポイント19 ポイント

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        I think on the internet people are more willing to call themselves bi rather than pigeonhole themselves as gay or straight (which is easier IRL).

        [–]blastcage 25 ポイント26 ポイント

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        I wouldn't claim to be bisexual outside of an anonymous survey because I don't like discussing my sexuality if I can avoid it, and calling yourself bisexual is basically inviting questions.

        Obviously though discussing discussing my sexuality is fine(?)

        [–]UtterFlatulenceKanye West: Genius-kin 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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        And I wouldn't cause I'm still in the closet...

        [–]MrCheeze 16 ポイント17 ポイント

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        I think a whole lot more people are bisexual than those who say so IRL.

        [–]AllahArmbarI've Lost Mein Ability TouKampf 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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        preach on, nondescript-gendered-sibling!

        [–]ZeroNihilistHeresy? More like himesy. 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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        Actually the portion of gay people in our survey is a little higher than the general population, which is likely 2-5%.

        In fact if you make the assumption that only men can be gay and only women can be lesbians (should I check my privilege there?) then 8.5% of the men are gay and 8.1% of the women are lesbians (including trans* people in their nominated gender's bracket, of course).

        I don't know what proportion of sexualities reddit has, but if it's at all close to the distribution of the population at large then we're pretty popular with LGBT people. Fuck yeah, us!

        [–]TheFurryYouRodeInOnCisgender, White Gay Male of Privilege (。◕‿◕。) 16 ポイント17 ポイント

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        Is it time to start the TiA Blowjob Club? Meetings every other Thursday. That shouldn't interfere with Patriarchy meetings, reddit meetups, or Freemason events.

        [–]VividLotus 11 ポイント12 ポイント

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        Bi-five!

        [–]LecksFecalmancer 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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        Oh I'm not bisexual, I just think it's neat.

        [–][deleted] 120 ポイント121 ポイント

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        disabilities

        Friendzoned

        YOU ANONYMOUS SHITLORD PROMOTING RAPE CULTURE

        [–]DemonOWAFlair oppressed 30 ポイント31 ポイント

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        I wonder if they are a self-diagnosed friendzone.

        [–]VoraxiaCis-Siberian Orchestra 30 ポイント31 ポイント

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        I'm just surprised at the number of Native Americans. Where are you all hiding at? Feels good not to be alone.

        [–]GraphospasmsTrans-Gemini Donglekin 89 ポイント90 ポイント

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        I've been thinking about being more vocal about my being Native American, but I have my reservations.

        [–]VoraxiaCis-Siberian Orchestra 24 ポイント25 ポイント

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        I think it would be Siouxper

        [–]FarmSim2013Die Ciscum Die (German) 12 ポイント13 ポイント

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        During grade 8 social studies Jeopardy the teacher said I was wrong when I said "reserves" instead of "reservations". Still bothers me so I could have really used a trigger warning. I'd be mad at you but you're not white.

        [–]FISSION_CHIPStrans-adult, assigned infant at birth 10 ポイント11 ポイント

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        Reserve is the term used in Canada, Reservation is the term used in the US.

        You weren't wrong, you're just trans-ethnic!

        [–]CountessBaltar 11 ポイント12 ポイント

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        SJWs told me I was "mythical" and didn't exist.

        [–]arctictardI CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY MICRO MINORITY TEARS, SHITLORDS!!11! 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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        Hey! How are ya? Hey! How are ya? Hey! How are ya?

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          [–]rabbitspadeTranscats Essence Revivalist Pogrom 16 ポイント17 ポイント

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          If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

          [–]glasgow_girldemi-trans-pan-kin 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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          Me too. Checking my privilege has never felt better.

          [–]Shadow_Of_InvisibleI took the Big Red Pill - I am the alpha RadFem! 19 ポイント20 ポイント

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          I wish I knew how reliable this is. I hope enough people were honest.

          [–]Major_Tom42Trans-vaginal Ultra-kin 10 ポイント11 ポイント

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          It's not. I mean how many people here really identify as otherkin? There was no impetus not to lie, so many of these stats are probably skewed (especially the self reported illnesses and incomes).

          [–]Shadow_Of_InvisibleI took the Big Red Pill - I am the alpha RadFem! 6 ポイント7 ポイント

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          It's a pity. I really thought this would be insightfull.

          [–]Major_Tom42Trans-vaginal Ultra-kin 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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          I mean while it isn't accurate I'm sure it gives a little bit of an idea of what's here. So it's not totally useless, although it wouldn't be nearly good enough to be considered statistically significant

          [–]EvilFuckingSociopathThe Dispensation of Feels and Reals[S] 25 ポイント26 ポイント

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          Well we have over 40,000 subscribers and just under 4,000 answered this so in all honesty it's not too reliable at all as an overview of the whole community.

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          10% of people is a huge representation, for example only 1000 people out of a population of 4 million is used for political polling here in Ireland.

          Of course the questions have to be correctly formulated and the answers all have to be in the non-dickish format so there's that whole thing going against it.

          [–]EvilFuckingSociopathThe Dispensation of Feels and Reals[S] 16 ポイント17 ポイント

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          TIL. It's more significant than I thought then. Awesome.

          [–]fawky_ 10 ポイント11 ポイント

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          yeah, you only need about 1.000 people for any size (same in Germany and we have 80million people) and the accuracy is somewhere in the 90%s.

          [–]MananninHiring now for PRIVILEGE:the musical. By CIS scum, for CIS scum! 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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          That is true only if the 1000 people are a good cross section of the society, that is. If they asked 1000 people outside an Aldi in Potsdam it wouldn't be all that representative!

          [–]ghostfox1_gfaqsexpert authority on what to put in someone's masturbation sock 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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          well, if you have a good sampling method 1k is pretty good. We had quite a few joke answers, so it's a little less clear how accurate this poll is, but I'd say it's decent.

          [–]TwistedBrother 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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          It's good but it's not necessarily random. Some biases: temporality, how long was it open? People empowered or embarrassed to self-represent Truthfulness.

          If you can argue the self selection bias is minimal and TIA subscribers all had a fair chance to see and reply then it should be okay. I suspect that joke answered varied but it's still very close.

          [–]Michelanvalo 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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          I did one of these for /r/squaredcircle and in figuring out how many results I would have to get for a good representation 10% came up numerous times.

          [–][deleted] 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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          Shout out for /r/SquaredCircle

          Check your Daniel Bryan privilege.

          [–]FarmSim2013Die Ciscum Die (German) 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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          NO! NO! NO!

          [–]FarmSim2013Die Ciscum Die (German) 16 ポイント17 ポイント

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          So many godless atheists...I'm a religious minority! OMG PRAISE JESUS

          [–]vidurnaktisScyttehlāford 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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          Me too, though technically I killed your God. Yehudim swag.

          [–]ArmadylsparkI identify as number one. Pronouns true/trues/trueself. 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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          I'm one of those oppressed few who had to click "other". I'm an agnost, shitlord. Do you know what that means?

          It means I get the privileges of neither camp!

          [–]VoraxiaCis-Siberian Orchestra 17 ポイント18 ポイント

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          Will there be a reveal of the most interesting combinations. I want to see who has the most oppression points.

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            [–]starklinster 18 ポイント19 ポイント

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            I'm -535 because I live in the middle east. But when they say middle east they think Iran or something and I live in Israel...

            [–]Evil_StevenHead of Ableism at Patriarchy meetings 12 ポイント13 ポイント

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            plus side, free oppression points

            [–]thetenfootlongscarf2other-Khan 6 ポイント7 ポイント

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            Why is being Jewish +25? That seems... odd.

            [–]hexaflexag0nCislord 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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            Because the joker who wrote this doesn't like Jewish people.

            [–]dbe 6 ポイント7 ポイント

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            LOL why is scientist -15? I didn't even know I was oppressed!

            [–]whatthefuckguysUnfortunately, I am the Shit Lord of Skyrimjob 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            Because NO REELZ ONLY FEELZ

            SHITLORD

            [–]AscendedFalconHiggs Boson-Kin 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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            Either -415 or +95. Well then.

            [–]SaerainLevel 7 Male Lesbian, Respeccing 3 ポイント4 ポイント

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            Either 25 or -75 depending on whether I should be considered cis or genderqueer.

            [–]ArmadylsparkI identify as number one. Pronouns true/trues/trueself. 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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            Sonuva... you're telling me that black people worth over 1B are disprivileged?

            [–]moongoddessshadowethnofluid narcissexual Impressionistkin 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            Where do people who make between 65k and 100k fall on this chart? That's not even an option. (Not that I make anywhere near that much, but my last privilege check was when I still lived at home, and my dad's income was somewhere in or around that range, so I don't know exactly where to place my last privilege score.)

            [–]EvilFuckingSociopathThe Dispensation of Feels and Reals[S] 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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            I'd have to go through each one manually to do that :/

            [–][deleted] 18 ポイント19 ポイント

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            We all know that evil fucking sociopaths are the most oppressed. You can't even murder someone without the patriarchial police chasing you and throwing you in patriarch prison.

            [–]EvilFuckingSociopathThe Dispensation of Feels and Reals[S] 10 ポイント11 ポイント

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            I know :(

            [–]VoraxiaCis-Siberian Orchestra 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            Damn, didn't even think about that! Sorry! Oh well, it'd be funny to see who'd win that contest.

            [–]MadlockFreakShitlord to end all Shitlords 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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            Well I am a straight white agnostic male who makes $30k a year. What's my privileged at?

            [–]VoraxiaCis-Siberian Orchestra 8 ポイント9 ポイント

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            On a scale of one to shitlord, probably shitlord.

            Native American straight cis female atheist with a college education and makes a middle class income. I think I am at a completely neutral privilege point

            [–]Gosh-DarnitHigh-functioning trans-wealthy pump-kin. Pronouns: ♥, ©, ╣ 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            +190. Apparently, as a jew, I am so privileged!

            [–]intothewiredMexi-can't. 17 ポイント18 ポイント

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            I'm the only hispanic on this board...?

            I feel so...special.

            Like...a snowflake...

            [–]whatthefuckguysUnfortunately, I am the Shit Lord of Skyrimjob 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            There wasn't a Hispanic category. I took the test, and was disappointed to find that I could not list being Hispanic as my ethnicity.

            [–]DiaboliAdvocatusMisogymnastics Gold Medal Winner 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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            The survey was updated due to the Zimmerman exception.

            [–]ttumblrbotsCheck your organic privilege. 30 ポイント31 ポイント

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            [–]DroneliskThis flair is so long I can't even 6 ポイント7 ポイント

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            Tumblrbots reaping them karmas

            [–]cuppastuff 14 ポイント15 ポイント

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            I only accept bitcoins

            lol

            [–]MetalGear12Fennekin 9 ポイント10 ポイント

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            So we're mostly cis-scum atheists? Knew it.

            [–]MadlockFreakShitlord to end all Shitlords 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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            "I have lots of STI's because I am a slut." You guys know me so well.

            [–][deleted] 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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            Whoever said that about John Barrowman--I'm a straight female and must say "good choice."

            [–]Stelith61Shelfkin, check your privledge 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            Everyone agrees it's a good choice.

            [–]mommy2librasMark Ingramkin 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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            I kept trying to take it but for some reason, it wouldn't work for me.

            Stupid patriarchy. I know it's just because I'm a woman!

            [–]Vulpes-Vulpes-Fox 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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            Cool! Now I wish more people replied accurately. As someone who's actually a schizophrenic, I was excited for a few moments to see so many others until I realized.

            [–][deleted] 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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            As someone who's actually a schizophrenic, I was excited for a few moments to see so many others

            Doesn't this usually work the other way?

            I'll get my coat

            [–]Vulpes-Vulpes-Fox 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            .....maybe occasionally.

            [–]thingsgetwhateverhas ripped biceps from prison 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            I'm actually Bipolar and I know there's a few other Bipolar people on this sub. I think at least two other Schizophrenics that I've talked to on here. You're not alone! :D

            [–]PartyPoison98 6 ポイント7 ポイント

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            Who would've guessed that the majority of this subreddit is white athiest males that aren't out of education yet! Also i would love to know how many of those labelled as depression are self diagnosed

            [–]KellyeTheGreatPikmin-kin 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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            Yes, because everyone can just afford to go to a "real doctor" right? God! Check your healthcare-having privileges, shitlord!

            [–]PartyPoison98 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            Urgh I have free healthcare from living in the UK, you are LITERALLY raping me you oppresive american shitlord

            [–]TURBO_NIGGER_DONGSUPREME OVERLORD OF HURT FEELINGS 13 ポイント14 ポイント

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            Almost everyone here confirmed for shitlord.

            [–][deleted] 12 ポイント13 ポイント

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            Are you trying to claim this place is shitlord positive? Because there's nothing positive about shitlords, you fucking shitlord.

            [–]KellyeTheGreatPikmin-kin 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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            Gentlemen, gentlemen, calm down...

            We're all shitlords.

            [–]RandyMustacheRace fluid demisexual 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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            We're all depressed! Hooray!

            [–]DickyBrucks 3 ポイント4 ポイント

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            Not sure if poor, or just young.

            [–]Sabu113Tag Oppressed 3 ポイント4 ポイント

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            Shoot I missed it. Fucking represented-priviledge.

            [–]TheFurryYouRodeInOnCisgender, White Gay Male of Privilege (。◕‿◕。) 3 ポイント4 ポイント

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            Other on religion - agnostics, Buddhists, pagans, and otherkin, I'm guessing? Maybe a few Unitarians, too.

            Also, you people are more depressed/anxious and less black than I was expecting.

            [–]TheeloutChav-Kin: Wot, Wotself 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            I see a good portion of us is enlightened by their own intelligences.

            [–]JerkyIsSuperiorignorant demon spawn filled with hate juice and murder foam. 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            [–]Irrel_M 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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            Male: 69%

            -adjusts monocle and offers patriarchal brofist to all involved-

            [–]D1STR4CT10N 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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            One of the 60 black people checking in, ;_; I thought there would be more of us

            [–]YOLOBELLYtrans-intelligent 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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            I'm really surprised to learn how many men read this sub.

            [–]GibberishWordYargles! 10 ポイント11 ポイント

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            I think 70/30 is about the gender ratio for reddit as a whole. Honestly, I'm more impressed by the number of trans people here.

            [–]silicotriggered by cheap ice cream 4 ポイント5 ポイント

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            Not for a long time, it's between 50/50 and 60/40. Source: 1 (most up-to-date), 2

            [–]GibberishWordYargles! 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            TIL.

            [–]snarky- 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            Survey has 2-3% trans! I see that as very promising - the damage that Tumblr has done to transsexuals is beyond words. Tumblr has turned a very serious (and rare) medical condition into points for their oppressed identity parade, where everyone and their dog is trans for bullshit reasons. So the more trans people who become aware of idiotic Tumblr shit, the better.

            [–]MrCheeze 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            It's no higher than the website in general.

            [–]silicotriggered by cheap ice cream 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            It is, reddit's demographics have changed dramatically over the past few years. It's almost 50/50 these days.

            Source: 1 (most up-to-date), 2

            [–]SaerainLevel 7 Male Lesbian, Respeccing 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            Damn, age would've been interesting as well.

            [–]PodkopayevaHead of the Department of Feels 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            Dammit, wish I'd put "straight except where Tegan&Sara are involved" now.

            [–]megazver 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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            So the gender split seems about the same as the rest of Reddit - roughly seventy percent men.

            In case you wondered like I did, /r/MensRights is 89% cismen and /r/TheRedPill is entirely douchebags.

            [–]youneedalittlereviveshiterally shitler 5 ポイント6 ポイント

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            Wow, I didn't expect atheists to have such a large presence here.

            [–]recentlyunearthedButt-production Foreman 24 ポイント25 ポイント

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            I did.

            [–]JorfogitColeslaw Fascist 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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            I suspect it's even higher here than on most subs, since we're a "cynical" sub.

            [–]quick_quip_whip 15 ポイント16 ポイント

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            On the contrary I really didn't expect so many Christians. Reddit is so no religious sometimes I forget how many aren't a part of the vocal majority. It's all good though.

            [–]mommy2librasMark Ingramkin 8 ポイント9 ポイント

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            Well, unless the conversation is about religion or we're just really, really enthusiastic about our religion, it usually doesn't come up. I know that Christian get a bad name from those shits that accost you outside of the grocery store and shove tracts at you and tell you how you're for sure going to burn for eternity but truth is, that's a very, very small portion of Christians.

            [–]quick_quip_whip 2 ポイント3 ポイント

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            Oh, I know. It's just easy to forget how many people in the nations that visit this site are Christians with so many vocal atheists at times.

            [–]EvilFuckingSociopathThe Dispensation of Feels and Reals[S] 39 ポイント40 ポイント

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            Atheists? On my Reddit? It's more likely than you think.

            [–]youneedalittlereviveshiterally shitler 12 ポイント13 ポイント

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            I KNOW, THEY ARE LITERALLY OPPRESSING US!

            Jk. But what I meant was, if you just went through comments you probably couldn't tell that half the community is.

            [–]GibberishWordYargles! 11 ポイント12 ポイント

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            I think most of the atheists on reddit are tired of /r/atheism and spend their time in other subreddits discussing other things.

            There's only so much time you can spend talking about not believing in god before it gets repetitive.

            [–]MananninHiring now for PRIVILEGE:the musical. By CIS scum, for CIS scum! 3 ポイント4 ポイント

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            Plus there are better grounds for conversation than what you believe.

            [–]MayniakCheck your congressional representation privilege, voting scum! 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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            Why not? There are a lot of them on Reddit in general.

            [–]youneedalittlereviveshiterally shitler 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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            Because I'm a dense motherfucker, I guess.

            [–]Grafeno감정 Check it like a polaroid picture! Pronouns: Oppa(/n/r) 7 ポイント8 ポイント

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            They didn't offer "agnostic" as an option though and I'd guess many would then click "atheism" rather than "other"

            [–]daisytitsTrans-Lottery Jackpot Winner 3 ポイント4 ポイント

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            That's pretty much word for word what I did.

            [–]MrCheeze 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            Actually surprised there weren't more, myself.

            [–]Curt-KobainWhite culture = rape culture 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            This is the sort of sub that would appeal to moderate atheists, not those assholes who try to make a big out of every religious facebook status

            [–]CookieMan0Identifies as a paradox 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            Formula 1

            :(

            I was hoping for WRC.

            This post is really interesting. I'd be willing to be we're a little more diverse than Tumblrinas.

            [–]wwhitesciencewwandsfilthy landdwwellers 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            I think I might have some oppression points here. can I convert them to bitcoins? How many oppression points in 0.00000001 bitcoin?

            [–]GateuxBlaster 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            A belated happy Earth Day to all my fellow Bigfoots

            [–]kebab4youSJW Minion 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            I voted white before I saw there was an European option, my ancestors would be very disappointed.

            [–]g-dragon 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            there was a survey????

            [–]arctictardI CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY MICRO MINORITY TEARS, SHITLORDS!!11! 1 ポイント2 ポイント

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            in the Race answer, i can happily say i am the 1%