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[–]WillSelfDestructin10 95 ポイント96 ポイント

GONNA KILL SOME PEOPLE

Your eye is weird.

OMG, HOW DARE YOU.

[–]randomselfdestruct 22 ポイント23 ポイント

IVE LIKE LITERALLY BEEN BULLIED ABOUT MY EYE!!! HOW DAREZ YOU

[–]rocky8uGenderNonNewtonianFluid. 59 ポイント60 ポイント

That was a low blow, to be fair.

[–]EvilFuckingSociopathCis-2-[(dimethylamino)methyl]-1-(3-methoxyphenyl)cyclohexanol[S] 58 ポイント59 ポイント

Under normal circumstances I'd agree, but as a response to "I'm gonna go out and kill half the population" I think it's perfectly reasonable. Not even I'm that 3edgy5me and my username is EvilFuckingSociopath.

[–]flerpsBurger-Kin: have it MY way 8 ポイント9 ポイント

When I make these comments now it's just kind of wearying, like ugh okay fine. YOU HAVE A LAZY EYE AND IT LOOKS SILLY now get angry about it.

[–]StezzerLolzFeed my cynicism. 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Yeah, it always feels like ad hominem attacks undermine your arguments, not theirs.

[–]gfdtwikibotkinfluid 4 ポイント5 ポイント

That's 4edgy6me. No one knows what lies on 5edgy7me and beyond, for beyond there threads the gods.

[–]Clark_Savage_Jr 2 ポイント3 ポイント

If you go far enough, you get to the tragedy that is 9edgy11me.

[–]WillSelfDestructin10 18 ポイント19 ポイント

It was, but how does one rationally respond to that?

"Okay."?

"NOOOOO, DON'T KILL US."?

"GONNA KILL SOME TRANS GIRLS."?

[–]Junoh315Transblack catgirl-kin; pronouns are nii-sama/onii-tan/onii-chan 7 ポイント8 ポイント

"GONNA GO KILL SOME JEWS"

Always replace the subject with Jews and see if it appears to be something Hitler would say.

[–]pure_satirecultural MISappropriator WINK WINK ;) 2 ポイント3 ポイント

"IF CISHET MEN REFUSE TO HAVE SEX WITH TRANSWOMEN JEWS, THEN THEY ARE LITERALLY SEXIST AND TRANSMISOGYNIST"

hmmmm.... maybe? I'm not up to scratch with my history tbh

[–]Junoh315Transblack catgirl-kin; pronouns are nii-sama/onii-tan/onii-chan 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I should have specified that it only works with insults. Oh well, this might be entertaining of more people do what you did so I'll leave it as it is.

[–]backnblack92 1 ポイント2 ポイント

You have to change a few words around for that one.

"IF ARYAN MEN REFUSE TO HAVE SEX WITH JEWISH WOMEN, THEN THEY ARE LITERALLY FURTHERING THE PURITY OF THE MASTER RACE AND AGAINST THE MIXING OF PURE RACES WITH THE UNTERMENSCH"

Or

"IF JEWS REFUSE TO HAVE SEX WITH ARYAN WOMEN, THEN THEY ARE LITERALLY FURTHERING THEIR OWN GENETIC INFERIORITY AND HELPING TO KEEP THE NORDIC-GERMANIC MASTER RACES PURE FROM THE UNTERMENSCH SCUM"

Something like that maybe

[–]empathica1Check your "check your privilege" privilege 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Omg you are literally hitlerp. -> Omg Jews are literally hitler. or Omg you are literally Jewish.

[–]Junoh315Transblack catgirl-kin; pronouns are nii-sama/onii-tan/onii-chan 1 ポイント2 ポイント

"OMG, you are literally Jewish" is definitely something Hitler would say. He'd even say it in an overly dramatic way.

[–]ColonelScienceAppropriating rape culture 0 ポイント1 ポイント

[–]shrekman123 13 ポイント14 ポイント

nah, i'd say it was a perfectly suitable way to respond to some dumb little suburbanite trying to be edgy and cool.

[–]philoponeria 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I would call it a little off to the left and down a little.

[–]mackeya879 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Apparently it was meaner than I read into...I assumed he was just saying if you can't even be tough enough to look straight at the camera how are going to kill someone. I mean when I looked at it I didn't know she had a lazy eye, I thought she was just kind of looking off camera. She certainly didn't come across as being "Tough"

[–]Sierra004Headmate wanted ($400, utilites inclusive) 0 ポイント1 ポイント

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[–]GammaKingPreferred pronouns: "My Leige" or "Your Majesty". 65 ポイント66 ポイント

?????? it was a joke it was a lame joke cuz i felt fierce or something idk and for me that was important as i have terrible self esteem?? and i like meant it as in “im gonna KILL cis boys with how GOOD i feel about how i look”

Talk about back-pedalling...

[–]inthesunsetmeonfireBuy my new album ARTPRIVILEGE 48 ポイント49 ポイント

cuz i felt fierce

Goddammit Tyra Banks look at what you're doing to this generation.

[–]prospectreI am the strawman. Yes, it is MY fault. 20 ポイント21 ポイント

She tried, but she wasn't sure what looked back was looking at her, or the poster to her right.

Ok, I feel bad about that one..

[–]KRosen333“Ssssooommmttiiinngg ooouuttt tthheerree!” 9 ポイント10 ポイント

Ok, I feel bad about that one..

.... no you don't.

[–]HippyPolice 12 ポイント13 ポイント

for me that was important as i have terrible self esteem

"please feel sorry for me"

[–]Radical_apathycheck your 'cool flair' privileges 12 ポイント13 ポイント

“im gonna KILL cis boys with how GOOD i feel about how i look”

Bullshit.

[–]St0kka 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Wonder if any Nazi officers tried this at the Nuremberg Trials, "I just wanted to kill Jewish people because I have low self esteem, I've been made fun of for my German accent my whole life."

[–]erquin_marvortcalvinball referee 48 ポイント49 ポイント

I've always been fascinated by people who consider it wrong to insult them personally but think it's okay for them to insult huge groups of people all at once.

[–]PM_YOUR_ISSUESPancake-kin 25 ポイント26 ポイント

Displacement.

If you insult a large swath of people, you can easily spread around the grief and twist it. "Oh, I wasn't speaking about you, you're special and exempt." Or "Well, you might have been offended/hurt by the comment but look at all these other people who have it better that weren't!" It's easy to justify hate speech when you don't see or deal with the reaction of the individual.

[–]erquin_marvortcalvinball referee 6 ポイント7 ポイント

"Oh, I wasn't speaking about you, you're special and exempt."

I wish I'd learned earlier to get the fuck away from anyone who talks like this.

You are always no more than a step away from getting thrown into the those-people pile.

[–]ifisaFlairfluid 9 ポイント10 ポイント

That one step away? It is the one that takes you out of earshot.

[–]LecksFecalmancer 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Shit son, that's deep.

[–]EvilFuckingSociopathCis-2-[(dimethylamino)methyl]-1-(3-methoxyphenyl)cyclohexanol[S] 11 ポイント12 ポイント

Because no one feels empathy for large groups of people, only a small number of particular individuals. Therefore they can more easily rationalise attacking a large number of strangers.

[–]erquin_marvortcalvinball referee 4 ポイント5 ポイント

I think that for a lot of people like the one linked most of their Dunbar's Number is occupied by animes.

[–]flerpsBurger-Kin: have it MY way 2 ポイント3 ポイント

My monkeysphere is populated mostly by Sakura Kinomoto's various outfits.

[–]autowikibot 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Dunbar's number:


Dunbar's number is a suggested cognitive limit to the number of people with whom one can maintain stable social relationships. These are relationships in which an individual knows who each person is and how each person relates to every other person. This number was first proposed by British anthropologist Robin Dunbar, who found a correlation between primate brain size and average social group size. By using the average human brain size and extrapolating from the results of primates, he proposed that humans can only comfortably maintain 150 stable relationships. Proponents assert that numbers larger than this generally require more restrictive rules, laws, and enforced norms to maintain a stable, cohesive group. It has been proposed to lie between 100 and 250, with a commonly used value of 150. Dunbar's number states the number of people one knows and keeps social contact with, and it does not include the number of people known personally with a ceased social relationship, nor people just generally known with a lack of persistent social relationship, a number which might be much higher and likely depends on long-term memory size.


Interesting: Robin Dunbar | Social thermodynamics theory | Attention management | Clique

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[–]half-kingsemi-kin 6 ポイント7 ポイント

It's honestly the most fascinating thing I see with these people. They cannot comprehend that insulting people is likely going to end with them insulting you back. The people who start shit with plebcomics and get whooped in return are particularly delicious.

[–]Bilbo333 31 ポイント32 ポイント

"Why can't I spew my hateful bullshit without somebody making me feel like I'm a bad person? My life is so unfair!"

You know those toddlers you see throwing tantrums in public and their parents cave and give them whatever they want? This is what happens when they grow up.

[–]Methaxetamine 4 ポイント5 ポイント

You mean older

[–]odintal 42 ポイント43 ポイント

Don't make fun of her, she's just keeping an eye on the patriarchy.

[–]stingharkonnen 15 ポイント16 ポイント

Just one, though

[–]RedAeroNormal 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Thing is, you can never tell which one...

[–]TheThngEvery hour is happy hour 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Well, one eye. The other eye is on the snack machine.

[–]St0kka 5 ポイント6 ポイント

I once dated this girl, had to call it off after I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

[–]RollAd20Failed my privilege check 19 ポイント20 ポイント

you are oppressing me????????? thats what you are doing?????

So, she's not even sure if this is oppression. Though, why do I expect people like her to understand what oppression actually is?

fucking ableist comments about my lazy eye

That's not fucking "lazy eye." That's wall eyed. You might have lazy eye in addition to being wall eyed...but they are two different things. You can't really look at someone and know they have lazy eye.

(I know I am focusing on the wrong part of the "discussion," but it is really annoying to see people with strabismus misuse the term "lazy eye.")

[–]Radical_apathycheck your 'cool flair' privileges 11 ポイント12 ポイント

I really hate when Tumblrinas use question marks at the end of sentences that aren't questions.

[–]BusOfKittens 10 ポイント11 ポイント

How else would they finish every sentence with an upward inflection?

[–]Clark_Savage_Jr 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]RollAd20Failed my privilege check 4 ポイント5 ポイント

I know what you mean???? It just makes the person look even more annoying???????

[–]IndignationMy privileges are rustled. 0 ポイント1 ポイント

My head always constitutes it as that shrill screaming that people do when they're mindlessly irate at something. Like an angry cat or some shit.

I hate that sound.

[–]throwmcway192Unacceptable trigger discipline 0 ポイント1 ポイント

you are oppressing me????????? thats what you are doing?????

I don't know, am I???????

[–]heisenblurgTransBatman, prefers Bat/Bats/Batself pronouns 15 ポイント16 ポイント

god this is amazing. It's always fascinating to see how quickly SJWs recoil into "hey i have self esteem issues i was sad today idk man idk i just always feel ugly uwuwu" so quickly. they are all bark and no bite.

[–]ScipiiRyeChange my pitch up, smack my bitch up 10 ポイント11 ポイント

"uwuwu" is like the perfect tumblrina onomatopeia, wow

[–]TheVeldt323Oppressing minorities for like a while 13 ポイント14 ポイント

[–]RBGolbat(◡‿◡✿) ( ♥‿♥✿) (◕‿◕✿) 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Almost cut my selfo.

[–]flaniecatkinkin -1 ポイント0 ポイント

My brain autocompleted that to "cellphone". I don't even call them that. Weird.

[–]DarkSorcerer 0 ポイント1 ポイント

For once I have PC privilege.

[–]EvilFuckingSociopathCis-2-[(dimethylamino)methyl]-1-(3-methoxyphenyl)cyclohexanol[S] 12 ポイント13 ポイント

Welcome to the playground of Tumblr!

[–]shrekman123 8 ポイント9 ポイント

I hope she is going to try to kill cis boys with a gun, or try to be like Katniss and use a bow...because something tells me she probably has terrible aim.

[–]angelothewizardI wanted a privilege, and for my sins they gave me one. 1 ポイント2 ポイント

How much you wanna bet she tries a one-handed shooting from the hip because she saw it in a movie?

[–]shrekman123 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I imagine "because she saw it in a movie" is the basis of 99% of the dumb edgy shit people on tumblr do.

[–]angelothewizardI wanted a privilege, and for my sins they gave me one. 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Well, they did it on tv is often a bad rationale.

[–]RBGolbat(◡‿◡✿) ( ♥‿♥✿) (◕‿◕✿) 8 ポイント9 ポイント

A person claiming to kill all Cis people staying calm and her oppressor losing his shit?

Classic tumblr.

[–]CodyPotter 14 ポイント15 ポイント

Talk about killing women : feminist and SJW shitfest

Talk about killing men : OMG i'm just talking about killing them with my looks, it's a joke.

Fucking cunt, more men die every year than women do.

[–]WillSelfDestructin10 11 ポイント12 ポイント

I love that they toil day and night to find the misogyny/transphobia subtly hidden in everything cis men do and say.

But CIS PEOPLE SHOULD DIE? Geez, stop reading into things so much.

[–]CaligulasBallSackCistine Chapel of the Patriarchy Palace 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Here’s a fact, privilege has nothing to do with how individuals treat you. You can be abused for your whole life and still have privilege. It’s not about if someone has mistreated you or harmed you in any way, it’s about the system that our society is built on which has nothing to do with personal experience.

That's not a fact. That line of thinking is really fucked up. Especially the abuse part.

You are displaying sexism when you cite one specific woman and say that because of this one case that means that sexism doesn’t exist.

No, that is not sexism.

You’re displaying homophobia, transphobia, racism and honestly pretty much everything with that “special fucking snowflakes” line.

No. That is just dumb to think that.

There are injustices everywhere. Many of them have to do with people thinking that their specific pain makes the pain of a collective group more valid.

A good example of this would be tumblr...

[–]a57782 1 ポイント2 ポイント

it’s about the system that our society is built on which has nothing to do with personal experience.

And yet, personal experience seems to be the trump card in their discussions. Of course they call it "lived experience," but it's the same thing.

[–]Prometheus46715Keeping Patriarchy in the friendzone. 3 ポイント4 ポイント

So transgender TiAers, what do you think of the whole die cis scum sort of rhetoric the trans community seems to use?

I mean if you want to call it venting fine, but imagine I was totally unfamiliar with trans people and the difficulties they face and encountered these people rallying for trans rights. Would I conclude they were good people deserving of my assistance.

[–]angelothewizardI wanted a privilege, and for my sins they gave me one. 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Speaking as a male who wishes to transition into being female, fuck this whole 'die cis scum' mentality. I mean, a lot of my friends are cis and they're alright. I'm smart enough to recognize that if trans people are going to get anywhere, we need the support of the majority, and trying to tell 99% of the population to go die is something that's not going to help.

So if the trans 'community' wants to adopt this 'die cis scum' mentality, I'm not going to support them. I'll support myself.

[–]gendershit 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Childish, stupid and disgusting. They make the rational ones of us look bad by association, of course most trans people don't hate cis people, why would we hate 99% of the population for no reason? And honestly, I am fairly sure that most of the trans*** bunself stargender "you don't need dysphoria to be trans*!" tumblrites would never even consider transitioning for real, they've just adopted the label for theirselves.

Hence why I never even talk about trans shit with anyone who didn't know me prior to transitioning (unless I get the occasional misgendering or disclose to someone I've grown close to), since it's already stigmatizing as it is, now risks me being lumped in the same category as these idiots and is also only a part of my medical history that doesn't need to be talked about.

[–]Yasuchika 3 ポイント4 ポイント

I feel like this is a good summary of the majority of these "die cis scum" folk.

[–]Kikiteno 2 ポイント3 ポイント

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE CISHET PIECE OF SHIT? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW...

[–]JesusPimpHandprivilege checked by knight to E-3 1 ポイント2 ポイント

munches popcorn

Cringes. Come on man, don't all caps it. We can do this the right way

Inb4 tone policing

[–]SaerainLevel 7 Male Lesbian, Respeccing 1 ポイント2 ポイント

That blog's header is so vertically magnificent that it took me quite a while to figure out it wasn't part of the post. 'Twas confusing.

[–]OoftymanVictim of the Dicktatorship 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Erm. I don't think traditionalists beat their wives. I get that the point was to paint equal opportunity disdain, but it seems silly to compare them to SJWs, which are in a class all themselves.

[–]Roro-SquanderingMandy Patin-kin 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I'm so glad to finally see this girl here...she hates my guts and I don't remember how it started.

[–]FalconalpacaJudged not by my skin but by content of my tumblr 1 ポイント2 ポイント

I'm grabbing myself some popcorn. This is great.

[–]InhopelessProud Pastry-Kin 1 ポイント2 ポイント

That was epic.

[–]CoMaBlaCKIt was my privilege 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Oh my sides. This is one for the ages.

[–]GibberishWordYargles! 0 ポイント1 ポイント

The outside is that way...

[–]VuittonDon 0 ポイント1 ポイント

But who was caps lock?

[–]wavedelshautosexual because I'm fabulous 0 ポイント1 ポイント

That dude has to be ripped from all the new asshole tearing he does.

[–]nybbas 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Is there any chance ?she? meant kill, as in like she is killing it, and is going to get a cis boy to go after her or something? Maybe? Then is just really really terrible at getting her point across? (I am really going out on a limb here, and have no context as to who this person is, or what they identify as, or whatever)

[–]epicflymanOld CisDonald's preferred pronouns were e/i/e/i/o 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I got halfway through and stopped caring.

[–]RepellentJeff 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Well, that escalated quickly.

Also, this applies as well: LOUD NOISES!!!

[–]PatronymicPenguinLord Shitious, Appropriator of the Force 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Your disability doesn't make you shitty. You make you shitty.

[–]brainschrist 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Both of these people are equally as stupid.

[–]kingpolo555Transwolvedoge, use 'the vaginal blaster' pronoun -1 ポイント0 ポイント

EvilFuckingSociopath, can I just say out of all of the flairs on TiA yours, by far, is the funniest and most creative. As someone who just finished a college term on Organic chemistry this made me laugh far too much. I salute you good sir, and may the ignorance forever shine down upon our beautiful subreddit <3 xx

[–]Unharmonic -1 ポイント0 ポイント

/u/EvilFuckingSociopath I gotta ask... can you please explain your tagline to me? I only had to take gen chem so I know there's probably a clever joke in there but I can't quite figure out what it is