Are we seriously not gonna talk about the fact that they gave Zero Suit Samus fucking high heels?! Like what the actual fuck? You’d think after the mess Other M did to Samus’ character, Nintendo would have tried to return her to the more stoic and powerful character she was before. But no. They gave her high heels. For no reason. When the fuck did Samus ever acquire high heels?! That doesn’t make sense at all. Up next for Zero Suit Samus is a purse that acts as a shield and lipstick that stuns enemies. It’s shit like this, making a really BAMF character into just a piece of eye candy, that pisses me off. Why does Samus need to be sexualized?! WHHHHHYYYYY!? She’s an amazing character on her on right. But apparently, she needs a boob job and heels for people to care about her.