By Feedthemoon
‘The door closed and we heard some grunting and what sounded like furniture being thrown around. I distinctly heard Senator Kerry pleading: ‘No Benjamin, no: for the love of God!’ — and ‘Please, no – it wasn’t me, it was those damned Russians!’ That’s when I heard what sounded like the senator being struck. There was a howl of pain, or anguish or something, and then another punch or slap. The last thing I heard before two burly Israeli security guards pulled me away from the door was Netanyahu screaming – and I mean, screaming: ‘What do you think we pay you for John?!’
Five minutes later Senator Kerry emerged with his face bruised and a little bloodied. He seemed to be missing buttons from his shirt and it looked like his tie had been kind of snipped-off just below the knot. That’s what I heard and that’s what I saw. Oh yeah, and I think he’d been crying’.
2 comments
Ann
September 16, 2013 at 5:06 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
not that I wouldn’t believe Bibi capable and willing to do such a thing, but no swelling at all and I think the face is a tad thinner than John Kerry of today. I’d have to vote photoshop. he’s definitely not looking good these days.
Didgevillade
September 18, 2013 at 4:05 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
bad Jew vs badder Jew.
Kerry changed his Jewish name to Irish in a very Irish district.