Achievements in Cookie Clicker are rewards you get for achieving certain goals. Each Achievement adds 4% to your Milk total.

Achievements were introduced in the 1.026 update, and as of 1.036, there are 92 total, 4 of which are Shadow Achievements, which do not contribute to your milk percentage. This allows a maximum percentage of 352%.

AchievementsEdit

Title	Icon	Description
Wake and bake		Bake 1 cookie.
Making some dough		Bake 100 cookies.
So baked right now		Bake 1,000 cookies.
Fledgling bakery		Bake 10,000 cookies.
Affluent bakery		Bake 100,000 cookies.
World-famous bakery		Bake 1,000,000 cookies.
Cosmic bakery		Bake 10,000,000 cookies.
Galactic bakery		Bake 100,000,000 cookies.
Universal bakery		Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies.
Timeless bakery		Bake 5,000,000,000 cookies.
Infinite bakery		Bake 10,000,000,000 cookies.
Immortal bakery		Bake 50,000,000,000 cookies.
You can stop now		Bake 100,000,000,000 cookies.
Cookies all the way down		Bake 500,000,000,000 cookies.
Overdose		Bake 1,000,000,000,000 cookies.
How?		Bake 10,000,000,000,000 cookies.
Casual baking		Bake 1 cookie per second.
Hardcore baking		Bake 10 cookies per second.
Steady tasty stream		Bake 100 cookies per second.
Cookie monster		Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Mass producer		Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Cookie vortex		Bake 100,000 cookies per second.
Cookie pulsar		Bake 1,000,000 cookies per second.
Cookie quasar		Bake 10,000,000 cookies per second.
A world filled with cookies		Bake 100,000,000 cookies per second.
Let's never bake again		Bake 1,000,000,000 cookies per second.
Clicktastic		Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Clickathlon		Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Clickolympics		Make 10,000,000 cookies from clicking.
Clickorama		Make 1,000,000,000 cookies from clicking.
Click		Have 1 cursor.
Double-click		Have 2 cursors.
Mouse wheel		Have 50 cursors.
Of Mice and Men		Have 100 cursors.
The Digital		Have 200 cursors.
Just wrong		Sell a grandma. "I thought you loved me."
Grandma's cookies		Have 1 grandma.
Sloppy kisses		Have 50 grandmas.
Retirement home		Have 100 grandmas.
Elder		Own every grandma type.
My first farm		Have 1 farm.
Reap what you sow		Have 50 farms.
Farm ill		Have 100 farms.
Production chain		Have 1 factory.
Industrial revolution		Have 50 factories.
Global warming		Have 100 factories.
You know the drill		Have 1 mine.
Excavation site		Have 50 mines.
Hollow the planet		Have 100 mines.
Expedition		Have 1 shipment.
Galactic highway		Have 50 shipments.
Far far away		Have 100 shipments.
Transmutation		Have 1 alchemy lab.
Transmogrification		Have 50 alchemy labs.
Gold member		Have 100 alchemy labs.
A whole new world		Have 1 portal.
Now you're thinking		Have 50 portals.
Dimensional shift		Have 100 portals.
Time warp		Have 1 time machine.
Alternate timeline		Have 50 time machines.
Rewriting history		Have 100 time machines.
Antibatter		Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Quirky quarks		Have 50 antimatter condensers.
It does matter!		Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Builder		Own 100 buildings.
Architect		Own 400 buildings.
Engineer		Own 800 buildings.
Enhancer		Purchase 20 upgrades.
Augmenter		Purchase 50 upgrades.
Upgrader		Purchase 100 upgrades.
One with everything		Have at least 1 of every building.
Mathematician		Have at least 1 antimatter condenser, 2 time machines, 4 portals, 8 alchemy labs and so on (128 max). Must have 128 farms, grandmas, and cursors to get this.
Base 10		Have at least 10 time machines, 20 portals, 30 alchemy labs, 40 shipments and so on.
Centennial		Have at least 100 of everything.
Golden cookie		Click a golden cookie.
Lucky cookie		Click 7 golden cookies.
A stroke of luck		Click 27 golden cookies.
Fortune		Click 77 golden cookies. "You should really go to bed."
Leprechaun		Click 777 golden cookies.
Cookie-dunker		Dunk the cookie.¹ "You did it!"
Elder nap		Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. "We are eternal."
Elder slumber		Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. "Our mind outlives the universe."
Elder calm		Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.² "We have fed."
Sacrifice		Reset your game with 1 million cookies baked.⁴ "Easy come, easy go."
Oblivion		Reset your game with 1 billion cookies baked.⁴ "Back to square one."
From scratch		Reset your game with 1 trillion cookies baked.⁴ "It's been fun."
Nihilism		Reset your game with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.⁴ "There are many things that need to be erased."
Uncanny clicker		Click really, really fast.³ "Well I'll be!"

¹ Resize screen (or zoom in) until your cookie reaches the milk below it.

² Research and buy the Elder Covenant.

³ You need to click at rate of 15 clicks per second, 5 so quick clicks to unlock. Easy way - Alt+Shift+Num Lock.
Before 4 September, 2013, it was a shadow achievement and required 250 clicks per second, which was impossible without cheating or browser errors.

⁴ Unlocking an achievement with higher requirements will also unlock the achievements with lower requirements.

Shadow AchievementsEdit

The following 4 achievements do not count towards the milk percentage, nor will they show up on the stats tab until you have achieved them.

Title	Icon	Description
Black cat's paw		Click 7777 golden cookies.
Cheated cookies taste awful		Hack in some cookies.
Neverclick		Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
True Neverclick		Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.¹ "This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?"

¹ You must collect your first million without clicks on a big cookie. To do this, you must wait for the golden cookies, then buy cursors, etc. Or you could just cheat them in.

UpdatesEdit

1.036: Leprechaun is a normal achievement again. Sacrifice, Oblivion, From scratch, and Nihilism are no longer Shadow Achievements. Antimatter achievements added. Upgrader and Centennial added. Mathematician adjusted for Antimatter tier.

1.035: Engineer achievement added. Leprechaun, Black cat's paw, and Nihilism added as Shadow achievements. Leprechaun is once again a shadow but now requires 777 golden cookies. Fortune takes the place of Leprechaun as the 77 gold cookies achievement.

1.034: Uncanny clicker no longer requires you to beat the clicking world record, instead simply having you click very fast. It is also no longer a Shadow Achievement.

1.033: Leprechaun no longer a shadow achievement and 'Elder calm' achievement added. The total number of achievements is 83.

1.031: Achievements Elder nap, Elder slumber, and Elder were added. Neverclick has been moved to the Shadow achievements. The total number of achievements is 82.

1.03: Achievements Builder, Architect, Enhancer, Augmenter, and Cookie-dunker were added. Mathematician was hidden for short time when a bug associated with it and Base 10 was being fixed. The total number of achievements is 72.

1.029: The achievements Sacrifice, Oblivion, From scratch, Cheated cookies taste awful, and Uncanny clicker were hidden because they were "a bad idea".

1.026: Achievements added, 72 total.

TriviaEdit

• Because of the unfair/near impossible way to get it, the "Uncanny Clicker" achievement used to be a shadow achievement. Its old requirement was beating the world record in speed clicking: 2 clicks in 4 milliseconds.
• The caption for the "Nihilism" achievement is a reference to the Ratboy Genius Dreams minecraft Happy Factory song.
• The "Of Mice and Men" achievement is a reference to a story by John Steinbeck of the same name.
• The Portal achievement "A Whole New World" may be a reference to a song in the Disney movie Aladdin. 
• The Portal achievement "Now You're Thinking" is a reference to Valve's video game Portal, in which the protagonist uses portals to navigate puzzles. One of the video game's taglines is "now you're thinking with portals".
• The "Far Far Away" achievement for 100 Shipments is a reference to the Star Wars movies.
• The Portal achievement "Sanity Dance" is a nod at the song "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats which shares very similar lyrics with the flavor text.
• The Cookies achievement "Cookies all the way down" is a reference to the expression "Turtles all the way down".
• The Alchemy achievement "Transmogrification" references to Bill Wattersons comic strip, Calvin and Hobbes.
• The Alchemy lab achievement "Gold member" is a reference to the third movie in Mike Myers's "Austin Powers" trilogy, "Austin Powers in Goldmember".
• The caption for the "Ultimadrill" achievement ("Pierce the heavens, etc.") is a reference to the drill-themed anime Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann.
• A possible planned feature is "Zebra Milk" at higher percentages, a black and white striped milk similar to the Zebra Cookie.