Useless Office Skill #163
Telephone Songs
This is for all of you frustrated musicians...who want to turn all of
us into frustrated listeners.
...You can play music on your phone by
pressing the buttons on the top (1,2,3)...and along the side (6,9,#). But
don't play the 4,5,7,8,*, or 0. They sound even worse than the others.
Happy Birthday
112163
112196
11#9632
969363
Auld Lang Syne
11113212
321139#
#9331212
321##91
Frere Jacques
12311231
369369
9#9631,9#9631
191,191
Mary Had a Little Lamb
3212333
222,399
3212333
322321
Louie, Louie
111-66-999-66
Help
911
911
911
911
...from the book, Totally Useless Office
Skills, by Rick Davis. To order, click to...
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