CelebBlast: Celebrity Gossip and Nude Celebs

As I have said yesterday, I miss a good upskirt. For years, it was the staple of our celebrity culture, with all the most popular babes providing us with at least one upskirt moment. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton treated us with some epic upskirt moments and then…it all stopped. It’s like all the celeb babes started seeing experts on how to get out of a vehicle without showing panties. And the days became sorrowful.

However, in the last few weeks, upskirts are making their comeback and today; it’s Jayde Nicole, one of the most popular Playboy Playmates of the last decade. She was attending the Star Magazine Party and she forgot all about her Upskirt Prevention Training. And my oh my, Jayde Nicole sports pink panties. Which is always a great way to spice up an upskirt. After a commando upskirt, it’s the best kind of upskirt.

Jennifer Nicole Lee is not just a smoking hot bod. She is also a real philanthropist. After treating all the people living and vacationing in Miami to her super toned body, she has gone West Coast and she is now doing the same in LA. This time it is a plaid bikini and once again, we get all the trademark Jennifer Nicole Lee bikini poses. She is untying and tying it up, she is showing us her booty, she is getting wet and all that. I only have one bone to pick here and that’s high heels and bikinis. It’s cheating really.

As it turns out, I didn’t cover Tribeca Film Fest as well as I thought I did. First I missed out on Natasha Bedingfield and now I missed this great Stephanie Seymour see-through moment that is quite possibly the highlight of this year’s festival. And now for a bit of data. In 1983 she was in the Elite Model Look finals and by the end of the decade, she became one of the biggest Sports Illustrated stars ever, continuing to do lingerie and swimsuit modeling throughout her career. She appeared in Playboy in 1993.

The reason why I am bombarding you with years and dates is in order to paint a picture that Stephanie has been in the game for decades. Which means that she definitely has to know what a flash from a camera can do to a dress. Which means that this Stephanie Seymour see-through titty moment is no accident. She wanted us to see her boobs and we love her for that. Thank you Stephanie. You are one of the greatest MILFs today and this is the kind of stuff that makes you one of them.

Jessica Clarke is a model that hails from that magic land of New Zealand. I really know nothing about New Zealand other than their every vowel is ‘i’ and that they kick ass in rugby. Also, they are as far from the rest of the civilized world as it gets. It’s supposed to be a cool place to live and that is about that. Oh yeah, they made Lord of the Rings there as well. Jessica is a relatively new girl in the modeling game, only 19 and already making big waves in the industry. It has plenty to do with the fact that she is this gorgeous brunette who has a bit of Adriana Lima in her. However, she is more latently sexy than Adriana who is just pure sex walking. And I kind of like it.

This is her raciest shoot yet and we get to see Jessica Clarke topless in this set of pics for L’Officiel, which is a fashion magazine we usually take no notice of, but which has this time done something spectacular. We get to see Jessica posing in some real sexy outfits that give us all the proof you need to realize that Jessica is a name to remember for the future. There is even a superhot pic in which she goes topless, showing a pair of super perky titties.

I have never read an issue of Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine, but somehow I have a feeling that it is mostly about taking a piss out of everyone who isn’t rich enough to live in Beverly Hills. It just seems like the kind of magazine Beverly Hills housewives read in order to cheer themselves up when they realize that people that are not as rich as them actually have fulfilled lives and love that they so very seldom get from their rich husbands who are probably porking a girl who has never seen Beverly Hills while they are sitting at home reading this magazine. Or it may be the best magazine ever, a communist manifesto of its time. Although I doubt it.

The good thing about this issue and the reason why we are having a laugh at its expense is that Kaley Cuoco is on the cover and that she is looking her usual sexy self. She is wearing one of those insanely low-cut dresses that is just begging for a nipple slip or something like that, but this being Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine, we don’t get it. Still, it’s Kaley Cuoco looking sexy and sultry and we do not miss out on stuff like that.

Every time I see a sexy shoot with a telenovelas actress from any of the magazines from Latin America, I get pissed off. I get pissed off at what we have done with our country. I have been raised and educated (sort of), believing that the US is a country where freedom is everything. You have the right to say anything and to do anything that doesn’t hurt anyone else. And then, we cannot see boobs on TV, we can’t have boobs in movies; celebrity babes don’t do topless shoots like the one with Paola Toyos right here. And it is just impossible for me to even try and realize why that is. You can see heads flying off during prime time television, but god forbid you see a boob. Or even a nipple poke. And it makes me sick to my stomach.

Luckily, today I have something to soothe my misery and it’s these pics of Paola Toyos topless in H Para Hombre. Paola is a telenovelas star that has been working for more than a decade now and who is a huge star. Imagine one of our TV or movie stars doing a shoot like this, a shoot where she is wearing lacy underwear and covering up her boobs the best she can. We don’t get that. Because we don’t live in a free country. Boobs are a measure of freedom and we are seriously lacking boobs. We want boobs. We are more than glad to be able to enjoy Paola Toyos gorgeous Latino boobs and curves, but would it be so bad to have some home-grown ones? I am not being a xenophobe or anything. I just want this country to be free once again.

Cooking is great. I love to cook, especially when there is someone to cook for. If this is destroying your image of me as a rough and tough guy who eats his meat raw and who has legions of girls in his kitchen cooking him delicacies, then I am sorry for you. Real men cook. There is nothing that can get a lady horny as much as a guy who has just cooked her a great meal. With red meat which is sexy. And you gotta learn how to cook. I recommend moms and grandmas because it’s best to learn in person. However, if no one around you knows how to cook, you simply have to turn to TV and billions of cooking shows that are on TV right now. And my favorite one these days is the one hosted by Giada De Laurentiis. She has some great recipes but above all, she is also quite a hot babe, especially for cooking shows.

If you recognize her last name, that is because her grandpa was Dino De Laurentiis, one of the biggest producers of all times in Hollywood and also one of the craziest. He was responsible for such movies like Barbarella, Manhunter, Hannibal, Assassins, Army of Darkness, Dune and Conan, just to name a few. The guy was a fucking legend. And his granddaughter Giada De Laurentiis is a cooking hottie that looks stunning in a red dress. She is posing for Health magazine and even though she is promoting slimming meals or something like that, you just know she loves to get some red meat inside her. Not that way, pervert.

Oh Argentina you beautiful country with your herds of cows that are just waiting to be eaten and with your sexy towns and cities. Argentina who has given us some of the finest athletes of all times, all cokeheads as well but who cares, that’s what world should be like. Argentina, you country that almost lost all its appeal because you let that hag Madonna sing about you. Oh Argentina, country that has provided us with some of the finest babes ever and that is now providing us with Julieta Cajg, a minor TV celebrity that has no problems with showing plenty of skin in sexy shoots.

I just love these shoots in which a babe is all casual, wearing stuff that she would wear when alone at home, stuff like loose-fitting shirts and cute cotton panties. And that is just what we are getting in this sexy Julieta Cajg shoot for SH Magazine, a magazine that has had some stellar moments in the past and that is treating us to this gorgeous brunette with a supertight bod, but complemented with a set of boobs that you would not imagine on a girl with such a lithe bod. Julieta sure is a revelation and I am sure this is not the last time we are seeing her at Celeb Blast.

In fact, this weekend seems like a good time for a little bit more of Julieta.

This is one of the many galleries coming to us from this year’s Tribeca Film Festival and while we have posted most of the hottest babes that attended, somehow, Natasha Bedingfield slipped under my radar. I think that it has a lot to do with the fact that she has never become a real big star, even though her songs have been featured in a number of commercials and TV shows. It’s just that people don’t know about them. She is making millions from royalties and doesn’t have to bother with annoying fans. You might say she has done the impossible. It also happens that I think she is a hottie.

Sure, she has some huge teeth and she is a bit of a hit and miss, but to me she is a hottie. She is cute and has a quite nice body. Also, she seems like an alright girl, which is more than you can say for most pop stars these days. Here, we see Natasha Bedingfield in a tight sexy white dress at Tribeca as she was in some documentary or something. She is looking real great in these pics, with that carefully opened white dress that shows off her hips and that shows off her curves that have never looked better. There are other people with her in the pics but I have no idea who they are and no interest to find out who they are. I am content with Natasha looking all kinds of pretty and sexy. Although she has huge teeth.

Mila Kunis is definitely one of the prettiest things in the universe and also one of the very few babes that never get boring. I could do dozens of posts with Mila per day and I would still find all of the pics very interesting and also very arousing. Today, it is a set of outtakes from Mila Kunis shoot that she did for Cosmo and that we are eagerly awaiting. She is sexy as hell and that is pretty much all you need to know.

We have had quite a few sets with Jordan Carver in the last few weeks and it is a good thing. It is necessary to remind ourselves from time to time that huge boobs make the world go round. You may not agree with it personally, but you cannot deny the effect huge knockers have on people. They make men warm at hearts and they make them be better people. And Jordan sure has an epic set. In these black and white pics, Jordan Carver goes nude, but once again covering the best parts with sheets this time. It is a great set of pics and I am sure it will make you feel at least a bit better.

If you are following what’s going on in the world of music and celeb hotness, then you already know by now that Coachella has been going on for quite some time now. You also know that it saw more celebrities than Miami this bikini season, which is plenty. And you are probably asking why we are not doing galleries of hot babes at Coachella. The reason for that is that I hate music festivals and that this is my way of showing my disdain for such events.

Music festivals are some of the lowest points of humanity. They are all supposed to be these great events that have grown out of people being casual and free. And in less than two or three years, they all turn into huge corporate things where the last thing on everyone’s mind is any kind of freedom. Also, they are full of dirty people and the worst thing is seeing your favorite celeb babe being a slob just like everyone else. Celeb babes need to be perfect. They cannot be obviously smelly and dirty.

The reason why I decided to still post these sexy pics of Kristen Stewart from Coachella is that they are showing us once and for all that she is not the gloomiest person in the world. She is in fact quite a cheerful girl, but it seems only when she can sit in a fucking field somewhere. Also, these pics are unique in the sense that Kristen doesn’t seem to be doing her anti-hot thing she does 24/7 these days. She is cute and sexy in these pics and obviously so.

I have never been much of an athlete. Sure, I can throw a football and a baseball and I was once an okay basketball player, but these were all very informal sporting occasions and in the last few years I haven’t actually run for more than thirty seconds at a time, mostly because I am a lazy bastard and because I believe that running when you are an adult is only justifiable if you are being chased. That is why I don’t know much about sport stuff and clothing lines like Reebok. I know they are big and today, I have learned that they have the smartest marketing people of them all, employing Miranda Kerr to advertise their latest line.

This is a small set of pics, but the hotness in them makes up for the lack of more pics. In short, it’s quality over quantity and it’s all thanks to Miranda. It is almost impossible to put in words how sexy Miranda Kerr is in these pics, sporting those insanely tight pants and bending to show us what a sporty girl she is. That perky butt of hers looks just insanely hot and I might even go on the record and say that it is the best ass pic we have had all year. Perhaps. I am not sure. But it sure is in the running.

Pamela Anderson is doing stuff all over Berlin. We have seen her promoting a new liquor company last week, together with Jordan Carver and a few days ago, she was doing stuff for PETA Germany. And if there is a single celebrity babe that we can forgive for being involved with them, then it’s Pamela. She has been involved in preserving animals for years. And it’s not like we have anything against preserving animals. It’s just that animal rights people are some of the most annoying people in the world and there is no denying that. They are mostly a bunch of whiny, but then again also very aggressive people which makes their cause a bit of a muddled point.

And Pamela Anderson is looking great in these pics. Her legendary boobs are there and she is looking mighty fine in those tight pants. Okay, I may not be the most objective person ever when it comes to Pamela because she is one of my all-time favorites and a woman that has pretty much shaped my opinion on hot babes. Also, her work has been spectacular so far and I am including Barb Wire and other stuff that people just don’t like for some reason. I don’t know what’s wrong with you. Pamela is hilarious and intentionally so.

I love burgers. I have loved them since I was born. I started eating burgers when I was just two months old. Okay, the last one is an exaggeration, but I take every chance I get to proclaim my love for burgers. It is that special feeling of comfort that they can provide you with, especially when they are all greasy and spicy and when you can almost feel your arteries clogging up. That’s when you know it’s a great burger. Also, if the cigarette feels great after it, it’s another indication that you have just eaten a fantastic burger. Yeah, I know, I won’t live to see my 40th birthday, but those will be 30-something years lived the way I wanted, not eating grass and drinking grass tea to stay healthy. I will know what I died from.

And the only thing better than a nice burger is a smoking hot babe eating a burger or at least doing a commercial for a burger. This is why I am loving these caps of Salma Hayek doing a commercial for Burger King. I was always a big fan of Salma’s, but today, it is shooting through the roof. I always knew that she was a real red-blooded woman, but today it’s official. I bet she drinks bourbon as well. And slips in a smoke here and there. Salma Hayek is a real woman.