CelebBlast: Celebrity Gossip and Nude Celebs

What is it about hot naked babes getting covered in oil that makes then extra hot? I really don’t know. I think that it has to do something with the fact that the curves get more pronounced. Hell, old Greeks knew this and this is why their athletes were always covered in olive oil before the events. Ancient Greeks really were a horny bunch of people and I am sure that they wouldn’t mind seeing two babes as delicious and curvaceous as Rosie Jones and Georgia Darby getting all lathered up in oil and posing in these naked pics.

Nuts Magazine has treated us to innumerable hot sets over the years, always featuring some of the hottest British babes who know how to work the camera and who know how to flaunt their stunning curves. Rosie Jones is a Page Three veteran and we have seen plenty of her. If I am not mistaken, this is the first time we are seeing Georgia Darby on Celeb Blast, but if this shoot is anything to go by, we will be seeing plenty of her in the future.

Also, I didn’t crop their faces off; it is just the way this set was done. Don’t ask me why. It was perhaps so that we can concentrate more on their oiled up, naked curves.

This has to be the best thing celebrities ever invented – attending parties and being paid to do it. In fact, I am pretty sure that they didn’t even invent it. Someone just called up a celebrity one day and said that they are willing to pay them to do nothing, absolutely nothing but appear at a party. I guess that this has some marketing value, but then again, it all seems pointless. People know that the celebrity was paid to appear, which does not say a thing about the venue. The only thing it says is that the owner had money to pay the celebrity to appear. I don’t get it but I am sure like billions other things in the world of entertainment and especially economics that don’t make sense to me, it actually makes sense.

In any case, here is Kendra Wilkinson in a sexy white bikini at the Wet Republic party and she is doing her thing, meaning giggling, smiling and looking hot. She is definitely back on the scene and I am more than glad. I always had a penchant for her tiny bod that is curvaceous like a mountain road and especially for her little booty that is the perfect counterbalance to her gigantic tits. Kendra at the pool wearing a bikini, what more can you ask for?

Jennifer Nicole Lee is really doing the best she can to attract attention. I have a feeling that I am doing at least one post with her each day and the best thing is that it doesn’t get tiring. I mean, she is not the most beautiful woman in the world, but she really has a body that you cannot ignore no matter how much you try. She has really done everything humanly and inhumanly possible to get that body in perfect shape and as far as advertisement go, she is her own best advertisement.

We have a shoot with Jennifer Nicole Lee in bodypaint for PETA here. First of all, I don’t get what Van Gogh has to do with animals and with PETA. Wouldn’t it be better if she was painted as an animal of sorts and not like The Starry Night? I don’t get it. And while we are on the subject, I don’t get the whole bodypaint thing. I would get it if the babes were naked underneath. However, every time the celeb babes do a bodypaint thing, it is very obvious that they are wearing stuff underneath. They could have just done a bikini or lingerie shoot then. I don’t know. It is all very fishy to me.

Sometimes I get the feeling that we shouldn’t have fought for independence. Okay, before George Washington starts turning in his grave, I have to say that I am joking. It is just that I have the feeling that everyone has more fun these days than us, even the old stuck-up Brits who have finally discovered the sordid side of their culture and the interesting side of their culture that revolves around busty babes getting their kits off (as they would say) and flashing their mammaries. And even if the girl is not a Page Three model with a giant rack that is on display, they come up with some crazy hot sets.

This British GQ set with half-nekkid Candice Swanepoel is the perfect example. The girl is just having fun and no one is trying to do anything artsy or contained. They let Candice play around for the cameras and what we got are some exquisite shots of a girl who only does exquisite shots. Those legs of hers are alone enough to make us slobber, let alone when she starts flashing her tummy and the rest of that flawless South African body. Candice Swanepoel, we will forever be lusting you.

Over the last few weeks, I think I have mentioned Charlize Theron on a few occasions and at all of these occasions I said how she is too perfect to be hot. I had this theory that if the girl is too beautiful, she stops being a hottie and becomes a living and breathing piece of art. Now that I am looking at these sexy pics of Charlize Theron from the latest issue of Women’s Health, I somehow have the feeling I was full of shit. If there is a woman you can never say is not hot, then it is Charlize. It does not matter that she is perfect. She is simply the hottest and the prettiest woman of all times and there is simply no doubt about that.

There aren’t many pics here and some might say that they are not that hot. To them, I say: are you goddamn crazy!? Just look at these pics! Okay, the cover pic is nothing special, but the other two, man, they are enough to give a guy a humongous heart attack. Her figure in that pink-purple-I don’t know I’m bad with colors dress, man those curves. And then, the one in which she is wearing nothing under a coat she just put over her back. Hotdamn. Charlize Theron is simply too hot for this planet and this universe and this dimension and we need to be reminded of this every day.

I like Anna Faris, I always have. She is that ditzy blonde that Hollywood has been producing for decades and every generation needs their ditzy blonde. Our generation got Anna Faris and I am pretty sure that we couldn’t have done better. She really lives up to such ditzy blond classic babes from the past such as Madeline Khan (although probably not technically a blonde) and Goldie Hawn. She more than lives up to them. She can stand proud with her head held up high in their company. She has been making us laugh for decades and it seems things will only become more hilarious as she has a role in the new Sascha Baron Cohen movie, The Dictator, one of those movies I cannot wait for this year.

These sexy pics of Anna Faris come to us from BlackBook and I have to say that they are a bit of a surprise. Anna does not do sexy that often and she has done it flawlessly here. Whenever I see her flaunting her major assets and she has quite a fine body, I am immediately reminded of House Bunny, once again a funny movie with Anna. In fact, I hope she makes more shoots like this one, all alluring and sexy.

I get people who don’t like Formula 1. It looks too stuck-up and too European. However, even the strongest and the most exclusive NASCAR fans have to admit that it is on a whole another level. Or at least it used to be before they ruined it all with safety precautions and limitations on the speed that the cars are allowed to reach. Still, it is much more interesting than NASCAR and you also get to see the world when you watch it. Instead of Kentucky backwoods, you get to see brand new cities in United Arab Emirates or beautiful exotic locations like Malaysia which is where the race was held this weekend.

And who was there to make it all a bit spicier and hotter? Nicole Sherzinger. It seems she is back with Louis Hamilton, the youngest F1 champion ever and an all-round great guy, at least judging by some of his interviews. Some will say that he is a dick, but someone will say that for every F1 driver. The good news is that this means we will be seeing Nicole Sherzinger in all kinds of sexy outfits as the season progresses and as days get warmer and warmer. This is a great start, but we expect more in the future.

If you haven’t seen The Inbetweeners yet, run now and get yourself a copy. I think all of the seasons are out on DVD and I think the movie is also on DVD by now. The Inbetweeners is the way people should do comedy about high school kids. It is a British show and it is an understatement to say that it is hilarious. It shows that you can make a teen comedy work even if it is realistic and if it is down to earth. People who have made this show have really done a great job and I am sure that everyone involved has a huge career in front of them. One of the sexy Inbetweeners girls that definitely does not have to worry about her future is Emily Atack, with one T.

Among all the cute chicks on the show, she was the absolute hottie. She has that Page Three look, only a bit more sophisticated. Also, she is not a bad actress. What we have here is the FHM shoot with sexy Emily Atack in which she shows of her other skills other than acting ones. We are talking about a girl who has a future that is too bright to look at and if people in Hollywood have any idea what is hot and who can act, Emily will soon be gracing our TVs as well.

I believe that I have said on a number of occasions that I do not care much about Katy Perry. Her music is impossible to listen to unless you are 15 or under and she teases too much. Some teasing is allowed, even appreciated, but when you have the body that Katy has, teasing too much can become outright torture. Also, I hate the whole new crazy look with blue hair. Blue hair was lame back in the 90s, let alone now. She just looks like; I don’t know what she looks like. I have no funny comparison. It looks crappy. It looks cheap and tacky.

These pics of curvaceous Katy Perry come to us from Germany where she attended the Echo Awards. I have never heard of Echo awards and we can only presume if she brought an air of a-listdom to it all. First, she exposes plenty of her amazing curves in that steel dress that would look silly if not for the curves. Then, she takes the stage in one of the dumbest outfits ever, something that looks like a costume from The Ice Pirates, a movie you have to watch unless you already have. Also, those knee-pads do not work. I am aware that she spends much time on her knees during her performances, but together with this crappy outfit, they have no justification. All in all, great curves, lame everything else.

When I wrote about a very similar set of pics of Taylor Momsen performing last week or a week before that, I said how the whole thing was getting old very quickly. Sure, it is hot to see a barely legal rock chick flashing legs, wearing nothing but bras and being all kinds of tough and rough. However, she did that for a long, long time and we expected more now that she can legally take off those black lacy bras and really make a huge thing out of it all. That is why I will probably not be doing any more Taylor Momsen sexy performing pics for the time being. Of course, this can change if things heat up.

There are a couple of reasons why I decided to do this set though. The first reason is a very, very silly one. I think that I once had the same shirt that Taylor is wearing over her tight leather shorts and her sexy black bra. I am almost positive that it is the same kind of shirt. Virtually identical. Also, there is the whole bra-flashing thing that is still something I cannot ignore. Finally, there is the pic with Jenna Haze, one of the most famous pornstars of all times. I know that she and Taylor are friends and all, but it’s still nice to see our favorite blonde alt chick resting her hand on some pornstar boobs, even if they’re covered.

The last time I wrote about Irina Shayk, I said how she is not the perfect beauty. And I still stand behind my words. She is damn near to perfection, but that is really not her game. She is a mindlessly sexy Russian hottie with the lips that put all other celeb lips to shame and with a body that screams sex. However, there is one part of Irina’s body that is definitely perfect and there is plenty of it in these Irina Shayk bikini pics. You have probably figured it out by yourself now; I am talking about Irina’s absolutely perfect booty. There are perhaps about half a dozen perfect booties in the celeb world today and hers is definitely among them.

These Irina Shayk bikini pics are celebrating that booty in a number of ways. We get to see that delicious ass sunbathing and we also see it soaked in cool ocean water as she takes a dip every now and then. And Irina keeps it interesting. She is switching bikinis quicker than you can notice, just to make sure things do not get boring quickly. As if anything featuring her butt could get boring in any conceivable way. Once again, Celeb Bikini Season of 2012 is proving to be one of the best seasons for the connoisseur of the celebrity bikini bods.

Over the course of the last month or so, we have been literally pummeled with bikini pics of pretty much every celebrity babe that found her way to Miami. I could start listing them, but it would take me the whole day to even begin to list them all. And it has been great. It has been one of the best months ever for the fan of a celeb bikini body. The girls have been flashing their bods in tiny bikinis and the world was there to enjoy in those bods. However, as we all know, there can be only one Best Celeb Bikini body and it is my humble opinion that this honor belongs to none other than Audrina Partridge, which she has been proving years on end.

Today, we get to see some Audrina Partridge bikini pics that were not taken in Miami, imagine that! Audrina decided to give the West Coast something to ogle and she bared her bikini bod in LA. And apart from one or two pics, she seems so very alone on the beach. It looks as if everyone has really gone to Miami and they left Audrina all alone. Which would be a shame, such a sexy girl all alone on a beach.

You can say whatever you like about Katie Price, but she is quite possibly the girl who has done most thanks to her hotness and her ginormous boobs. She has started like so many British girls as a Page Three model. However, it wasn’t until she got her new boobs that she became a real star. From there on, there was no stopping her. I am just reading her Wikipedia page and she has published 12 books. Yep, 12 books and I am pretty sure that they were all best-sellers. The funniest thing is that she published 4 autobiographies, two years apart each one. I think we are due another one this year.

These are pics from Katie Price nude Playboy spread(s) and they are the most blatant example of what made her famous in the first place. It was her majestic boobage that changed size more times than Hillary Duff and the sexiness that she used to put on in her shoots. We are getting more of Katie than we have got ever before and later. It is the real Katie Price set and you need to see it. So, to put an end to this wonderful weekend, here are Katie Price Playboy pics!

Aida Yespica is simply one of the hottest women of all times. There is not a single guy on this planet that would not agree with this statement. If you do not believe me, print out a few pics from this gallery and show them to guys wherever you are from. Ask them if this is one of the hottest women of all times and you will hear the same affirmative answer. She simply is. Aida Yespica is very, very near to perfection, only not boring perfection. She is the combination of near perfection and senseless sexiness that makes her truly unique.

Aida Yespica is Venezuelan, once again proving that there is something in the water in Venezuela that makes their women so goddamn hot. She was a contestant on Miss Venezuela in 2002 and even though she didn’t take home the win, she was definitely the winner there. She started modeling all over the world and Italians were among the first to recognize her talents, inviting her over for a TV career, modeling career and reality TV career. She was even involved in some sort of scandal with their prime minister, that crazy dude Silvio Berlusconi. She has really had an amazing career and the best moments of that career can be found in this gallery of Aida Yespica naked pics that I collected for you from a variety of sources.

Diora Baird is the girl that you cannot forget once you see her. And over the last few years, pretty much everyone has seen her either in one of her starring roles on a number of the most popular TV shows or in some of the movies she did. Most people will probably know her as the green chick from the new Star Trek movie which was pretty good, even if not for Diora. However, with Diora and her green titties, it went from an okay movie to a great movie. I liked it and I like the old shows. It’s the best you can do with Star Trek these days and still be able to sell it and make money on it.

Before she became actress, Diora Baird was a model of sorts and she was never a stranger to magazines such as FHM, Playboy, Maxim and the sorts. Which is a great thing. This is why I was able to compile such a huge and such a steamy gallery of Diora Baird naked, topless, in lingerie and out of it, etc. This is the kind of stuff you want to have when you are doing a Celeb Blast from the Past and I am grateful to Diora for making it so easy for me.