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As the title would suggest, we are going to be concerned with metal lyrics in this article, mainly offensive, intentionally over-the-top and outright hilarious lyrics that have come to us from the magnificent world of metal music which has always been teaming with ludicrous lyrics that were supposed to make you squirm in disgust or laugh like a lunatic. It is the lighter side of metal.

We will kick things off with a song by Impaled Nazarene and their masterpiece I Eat Pussy for Breakfast, with lyrics like:

I am the thunder of love and pain
My heterosexual weapon will drive you insane
My semen is made of hellfire
To have it inside of you is your biggest desire

Gwar has also always been one of the funniest acts in metal which is very clear from these lyrics from Sick of You, one of their finest songs:

Your face is gross/You eat white toast/You don’t know what to do/It’s just your luck/You really suck/That’s all — I’m sick of you.

Also, who could forget a magnificent song called Don’t Call Me dude by Scatterbrain, with lyrics that go like this:

Later that night I was in such a bad mood/Sittin’ in a bar drinkin’ hard, getting stewed/Thinkin’ ’bout that girl and how ’bout I’d been screwed/When some guy walks in sits next to me and says/What’s up dude!

We must also not forget the genius that is Pantera, as these lyrics from the song Proud to Be Loud will prove:

Love it or leave it/I’ll give you the choice/But it’ll snow in hell/Before I lower my voice (Yes it will).

We would like to leave you with these amazing lyrics by Crotchduster and their song Let Me Into Starfish Land which is pretty much all about rectal fornication, so to say. Of course, it wouldn’t be it without some more disgusting stuff, like:

I love bunnies/I love pink/I love my mom’s underpants/Especially when they stink

Pretty funny as well.

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