esterday two masked and armed criminals tried to rob a grocery store in downtown. “Everything happened so fast,” proclaimed the Hot Girl, “but after the first scare, I immediately knew what to do!”“The two robbers in black clothing and black sunglasses were really scary,” explained the Fan, another shopper who was in the store at the time of the Attack. “But they were acting a bit strange. They were

trying to forage everything man! Even socks! I had to outwit these guys! You would be surprised to know all the things you can do with the right MP3 Player!” Another shopper, a Kung Fu Master, who was in the store to look for some organic food reported that his Chi had warned him of the robbery. “I could feel these two guys coming even before I saw them,” he said.The police officer, who arrested the gangsters exclaimed, “I’m so

proud of my Grandma,” while the Nerd, another Shopper, explained to the reporter that “Ketchup is not just ketchup” and that all he needed to chase away the robbers was a mobile app.
“Just stay cool and Use the right technology – the rest is child’s play,” he laughed. The shop owner was more than happy.
“We can be proud of having such brave citizens in our neighborhood! These people saved the day!”