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[–]blunted 290 ポイント291 ポイント

lying in bed listening to heavy rain on the roof

[–]greenprotractor 848 ポイント849 ポイント * 

Sitting down after being on your feet all day

[–]HardlyWorkingDotOrg 348 ポイント349 ポイント

Standing up and stretching after sitting on your ass all day.

[–]AlieBabba 154 ポイント155 ポイント

as a nursing student with 12 hour clinicals, I concur.

[–]navaer 823 ポイント824 ポイント

Burying yourself in hot laundry fresh from the dryer.

[–]justwtf 341 ポイント342 ポイント

until you hit the zipper..

[–]meteda1080 141 ポイント142 ポイント

IT BURNS US!

[–]zapho300 487 ポイント488 ポイント

You are definitely a kitten........

[–]Dirty-DjAngo 83 ポイント84 ポイント

do you see me jumping around all nimbly bimbly?

[–]daaaaabearsjew 969 ポイント970 ポイント

when you finally get rid of that thing stuck in your teeth

[–]OGB 512 ポイント513 ポイント

Yes, and similarly when your nose is so full that you can barely breath through it and you pick/blow it clean, particularly if you pull a booger out that's so long it feels like it came out of your brain.

[–]duquesne 200 ポイント201 ポイント

Earwax. It's always a personal triumph to me when I extract a very large piece.

[–]Cajass 431 ポイント432 ポイント

A really good eye rub.

[–]still-a-miner 1366 ポイント1367 ポイント

When you're congested as fuck and then suddenly your nostrils open up

[–]buttonnz 451 ポイント452 ポイント

Block ear too. and that finally opens.

[–]edude03 662 ポイント663 ポイント

That feeling when the bubble of water in your ear pops and warm water comes flowing out.

[–]Xarvas 61 ポイント62 ポイント

For some time I thought it was the greatest feeling possible.

Then I discovered masturbation.

[–]Firefox64 45 ポイント46 ポイント

don't worry, soon you will discover sex

[–]gdoteof 20 ポイント21 ポイント

Followed by the worst emotional pain you've ever experienced.

[–]iamtheparty 186 ポイント187 ポイント

Agreed. When you've been lying in bed unable to sleep because it feels like someone packed your sinuses with cement and then all of a sudden it clears with that tingly feeling. So good.

[–]ShufflinEveryday 835 ポイント836 ポイント

That moment right before your favorite part in the song then that spastic motion you do afterwards.

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 162 ポイント163 ポイント

Or like the scene right before your favorite scene in your favorite movie.

[–]meepit 728 ポイント729 ポイント

Getting into my bed after I've washed my sheets and made it.

[–]HyeR 400 ポイント401 ポイント

Add taking a shower right before hand. Sooo clean and refreshing.

[–]mangarooboo 297 ポイント298 ポイント

Bonus points, if applicable: shaved legs.

[–]Frdwrd 262 ポイント263 ポイント

By "if applicable" do you mean "if you have legs?"

[–]eyesdown 29 ポイント30 ポイント

OH GOD YES.

[–]lolzergimba 126 ポイント127 ポイント

Inserting a usb device the right way, the first time.

[–]primavera133 24 ポイント25 ポイント

Wouldn't know, never experienced that

[–]SupaTy 460 ポイント461 ポイント

Getting my head scratched/massaged by someone else. Orgasmic!

[–]OLD_JAMON 217 ポイント218 ポイント

That's cheating. NO ORGASMS ALLOWED.

[–]Forever_Bored 549 ポイント550 ポイント

going over a hill really fast in a car and your stomach does a love woooOOOP lol hard to describe it,.

[–]54321_fap 19 ポイント20 ポイント

I feel it more in my crotchal region first and then it kinda spreads through my body a bit. I call it The Tingle. It is a truly fabulous feeling. Do the ladies get that?

[–]TwentyFourBear 1208 ポイント1209 ポイント

Getting goosebumps from music.

[–]wtfno 234 ポイント235 ポイント

That's called Frisson. Seek at http://www.reddit.com/r/Frisson

[–]jaminscript 135 ポイント136 ポイント

It's called Musical Frisson.

[–]BikiniAtoll 1233 ポイント1234 ポイント

Taking a big poo that slides out with only a little resistance, and that "vacated bowels" feeling you get after.

[–]kindaconfused 499 ポイント500 ポイント

The feeling that you just shit out your liver?

[–]BikiniAtoll 1257 ポイント1258 ポイント

Yup. Even better is when you get the dry wipe as well. I feel like I could conquer the world after a big dry wipe poo, but after a wet wipe that takes half the roll I feel sort of degraded and just want to eat a bag of seeds and then go to sleep until tomorrow begins, when I can have a go at a dry wipe again.

The best is when it's big, dry and comes out in one go and it sounds like you are loading and firing a canon ball and for a moment you feel like you don't need to flush because it landed with such force it sounded like it propelled into the sewer of its own inertia.

[–]haeri 536 ポイント537 ポイント

I feel like I should be disgusted, but my mind tells me that this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever read.

[–]jaminscript 457 ポイント458 ポイント

Good god

[–]mifune_toshiro 293 ポイント294 ポイント

Dry wipe = FLAWLESS VICTORY

[–]TheodorTerrible 133 ポイント134 ポイント

Where ist the guy that reads comments out loud?!

[–]GroverCleaveland 35 ポイント36 ポイント

[–]NUTlovingBANDIT 822 ポイント823 ポイント

Lying in the pool and smacking your arms down in the water to create a rush of tiny bubbles underneath you that envelope your entire body for a few seconds.

[–]Cajass 247 ポイント248 ポイント

fizzzzzzzzzzz

[–]ifyoulovejesus 132 ポイント133 ポイント

they go up your buttcrack. fizzzzzzzzzzz

[–]JesusCrisco 166 ポイント167 ポイント

The 'Oh man, I REALLY like you' butterflies...

[–]IF_CKNERDS 20 ポイント21 ポイント

Thats the best feeling in the world, until you realize they're really NOT as into as you are them. That's the shittiest feeling in the world.

[–]3lain3 1517 ポイント1518 ポイント

The feeling when you first wake up but don't have to get out of bed yet.

[–]kukamunga 1324 ポイント1325 ポイント

The feeling when you first wake up, think you have to get out of bed, but then realize you don't.

[–]sryguys 616 ポイント617 ポイント

Taking off your snowboard/ski boots after a day of riding. Fucking bliss.

[–]rspeed 65 ポイント66 ポイント

Taking off ski boots…

Then taking off your socks…

Then putting new socks on and putting on your shoes.

Back-to-back bliss.

[–]TranceAddictFoX 146 ポイント147 ポイント

Hell yes! I'm also going to add: The first run of the season.

[–]Aadarm 1126 ポイント1127 ポイント

Having my hair played with/petted.

[–]amk28 804 ポイント805 ポイント

You're a kitten, aren't you?

[–]bmosky 346 ポイント347 ポイント

NO!..... Yes.

[–]Rigurun 356 ポイント357 ポイント

[–]Skoodiddle 192 ポイント193 ポイント

This is disqualified though because the sensation is undeniably sexual.

[–]Karl_Marx_ 80 ポイント81 ポイント

Lies, did your mother not do this when you were young? Maybe a grandmother. It is completely comforting and non-sexual.

[–]Skoodiddle 361 ポイント362 ポイント

All I'm gonna say is that I've had some pretty weird boners in my life.

[–]Spazzin 18 ポイント19 ポイント

After I started shaving my hair to a 1/4 inch long, everybody always wants to pet it because it feels fuzzy... It feels like my brain is orgasm'ing everytime.

[–]mezofoprezo 16 ポイント17 ポイント

When I get drunk at parties, I basically whore out my hands for this exact activity. Nothing sexual or anything. When I'm sober I'm usually always engaging my hands in some sort of activity (typing, knitting, writting, etc) that are too difficult for drunk fingers but my drunk fingers still want to move. I really like being some crazy superhero of rubbing to the lonely drunk people of the night - I cold open by asking a random person "do you mind if I rub your head? I promise you'll like it" and it goes from there. And they will like it, I know what I'm doing. Head rubbing is all about slow firm strokes alternating between using the pads of your fingers and using your nails. Never fast, and use both hands in symmetry if you can. Also, focusing on the skull but then taking a meander down to the collarbone and chest area is a surefire tingle starter. Once people see the ecstasy-coma that I've submitted my first victim to, they all line up. It kinda makes me feel like a goddess.

[–]thenextpetewentz 975 ポイント976 ポイント

Dipping your hand into a deep bag of uncooked rice.

[–]lisa-needs-braces 776 ポイント777 ポイント

Reminded me of this one: dangling a cool metal chain over your hand and slowly lowering it down so it collects in your palm

[–]cuentanueva 201 ポイント202 ポイント

[–]kukamunga 33 ポイント34 ポイント

or dried beans

[–]nicklikesmilk 50 ポイント51 ポイント

Or plastic material. I work at a plastics and rubber molding factory and the material comes in little pellets that I could play in forever.

edit: picture

[–]bunkallion 93 ポイント94 ポイント

OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

[–]UCutie 722 ポイント723 ポイント

Turning your pillow to the cold side

[–]superatheist95 40 ポイント41 ポイント

The cool side

[–]LordOfTheManor 40 ポイント41 ポイント

Welcome to the cool side of the pillow!

[–]OneSalientOversight 23 ポイント24 ポイント

There is no cool side of the pillow, really. As a matter of fact it's all cool.

[–]jamiejane 528 ポイント529 ポイント

Shaved legs rubbing against new bed sheets. Hands down.

[–]Bri3193 178 ポイント179 ポイント

As a guy, i am curious.

[–]Jugemu 216 ポイント217 ポイント

As a guy who has tried it, I can confirm that it is a pretty great feeling, BUT ONLY FOR THE FIRST NIGHT! After that it is itchy and awful, so don't do it.

[–]BetterCheddar 67 ポイント68 ポイント

hell yes- after that i turned into a porcupine with a thousand little razor blades sticking out. oh god the memories. I need a support group.

[–]Akseba 200 ポイント201 ポイント

Welcome to our world.

Signed,

Women everywhere.

[–]Freakears 147 ポイント148 ポイント

Taking a nice, hot shower after being out in the rain and getting soaked.

[–]BruceWillickers 257 ポイント258 ポイント

Releasing a massive fart after holding them in during a long class.

[–]jaminscript 51 ポイント52 ポイント

Mine usually retract and stretch my guts out like a fucking balloon ready to pop.

[–]Just_Add_Bacon 771 ポイント772 ポイント

A shower beer. I highly recommend it if you haven't tried it.

[–]balchynz 930 ポイント931 ポイント

I call those bowers.

When you masturbate while having a shower beer, that's a Jack Bauer

[–]Zjackrum 79 ポイント80 ポイント

To really get the full Jack Bauer experience though, you need to yell out DAMN IT.

[–]captchaking 79 ポイント80 ポイント

or step it up to shower shotguns

[–]farellth 133 ポイント134 ポイント

Don't play with guns in the shower.

[–]fishyman 245 ポイント246 ポイント

That's funny...it's my favorite shooting range.

[–]cafe_bustello 1224 ポイント1225 ポイント

Getting my hair shampooed at a salon.

Sweet Jesus

[–]HeavensToMurgittroyd 118 ポイント119 ポイント

This is non-sexual? ...someone's going to the wrong salon

[–]kukamunga 170 ポイント171 ポイント

yum, sweet Jesus

[–]crinos666 621 ポイント622 ポイント * 

I prefer a savoury Jesus. Dipped in barbecue sauce.

EDIT: Help guys! Some Christians are downvoting me because I suggested eating Jesus... I mean, they started it...

[–]oreography 195 ポイント196 ポイント

TIL Jesus = Chicken Wings

[–]noisynora 556 ポイント557 ポイント

Pulling the protective plastic covers off new electronics and such.

[–]Say_fuzzy_pickles 197 ポイント198 ポイント

So you've seen this, right?

[–]ChickenOfDoom 100 ポイント101 ポイント

If someone were to masturbate to that I wouldn't judge them at all

[–]mrmeshshorts 677 ポイント678 ポイント

scratching your asshole when it REALLY itches. Come on, you know it.

[–]rodgerdodger2 685 ポイント686 ポイント

and then smelling your hand

[–]ubuouc 591 ポイント592 ポイント

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I will not have a piece of your cake.

[–]Tsunderella 64 ポイント65 ポイント

Then the feeling of disappointment in having to wash your hand.

[–]thatgirl153 328 ポイント329 ポイント

The first 30 seconds of the hot tub. It's so fucking hot but feels so fucking good!!

[–]TheJellySnake 409 ポイント410 ポイント

For me, one would have to be that first chug of water the morning after a night of hardcore drinking.

[–]jb_ 144 ポイント145 ポイント

Even though that's what my body desperately needs, it usually makes me feel very sick if I'm hung over. If I'm really hung over then drinking water will make me throw up.

[–]marcins 39 ポイント40 ポイント

As much as I hate throwing up, I inevitably feel better after.

[–]conwyt 85 ポイント86 ポイント

The hot shower.

[–]MrsNeilPHarris 1000 ポイント1001 ポイント

Taking my bra off when I get home from work

[–]versusugly 260 ポイント261 ポイント

Oh god and then scratching my back right under where the bra clasp has been itching against my skin all day, heaven.

[–]davega7 31 ポイント32 ポイント

scratching my back right under where the bra clasp has been itching

This is only rivaled by the underboob scratch, for me.

[–]Doctor_Kitten 15 ポイント16 ポイント

That and pulling the thong out of your ass.

[–]inceptionx 194 ポイント195 ポイント

This is definitely the greatest feeling ever. I always feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Oh, wait..

[–]DrBoobDoctor 1159 ポイント1160 ポイント

As a Doctor, I suggest never wearing a bra.

[–]am_i_gonna_die[S] 638 ポイント639 ポイント

Cue all the forever-aloners going "Hey, taking off your bra is my favorite sensation too!"

[–]McBlurry 741 ポイント742 ポイント

Hey, tak-

oh.

[–]Aww_Shucks 510 ポイント511 ポイント

Hey, taco.

[–]ChadHundley 492 ポイント493 ポイント

[–]king_of_blades 488 ポイント489 ポイント

This photo would be terrifying without context.

[–]colwynmyself 187 ポイント188 ポイント

Still kinda is

[–]BouncedOut 34 ポイント35 ポイント

Kinddddd of similar. When you dip your fingertips into hot candle wax and let it dry, then peel it off! Feels so weird.

[–]onecharmingschmuck 810 ポイント811 ポイント

Putting on a brand new pair of socks.

[–]cash881 195 ポイント196 ポイント

I once posted in askreddit looking for suggestions on what to buy with a Target gift card. Someone suggested a bunch of new socks so I could put on a new pair everyday for weeks. I went for it, and it was incredible. I'm worried my life peaked during those few short weeks.

[–]nicklikesmilk 179 ポイント180 ポイント

Last time I wore new socks, I noticed I was in a considerably good mood, even though my day at work was boring as hell.

[–]StErLiNgR 203 ポイント204 ポイント

The first thing I'm gonna do when I become crazy rich is make sure I have a brand new pair of socks every day...

[–]southdetroit 329 ポイント330 ポイント

Then you can sell them on ebay for a fortune!

[–]nicklikesmilk 29 ポイント30 ポイント

I honestly have considered it, a new pair of socks costs roughly $1...I can afford $1 per day, and I'm low income

[–]arbitraryentry 140 ポイント141 ポイント

I've done a fair number of drugs. Opiates, amphetamines, benzodiazepines... nothing compares to new socks.

Nothing.

[–]badjoke33 81 ポイント82 ポイント

And then sliding around on hardwood floors.

[–]z999 144 ポイント145 ポイント

I can't believe no one said it yet, the smell of a brand new book opened for the first time.

[–]TimesWasting 234 ポイント235 ポイント

Being really sore from yesterday's gym workout, being really tired from today's workout, and getting under the covers in your warm bed in winter time

[–]Gladiateher 100 ポイント101 ポイント

Sometimes I crack the window a little to make my room cooler so it'll be better when i get in bed.

[–]Crosie 36 ポイント37 ポイント

Also, putting soft, comfy pants on after just shaving my legs.

[–]zhyk 78 ポイント79 ポイント

The first stretch of the day. Specially when you stretch out your toes.

[–]kevth 74 ポイント75 ポイント

In 2006 we had house fire which my youngest kids and wife barley made it out (I was at work). Later that night we were in a hotel room and I sat in a chair listening to my kids and my wife snore.

It was the best sounds I ever heard..

[–]choddos 694 ポイント695 ポイント

Opening a book to the correct page on the first try

[–]zieps 658 ポイント659 ポイント

Twirling a q-tip in your ear right after a shower.

[–]Lockski 181 ポイント182 ポイント

Running your fingertips along your scalp if you have long hair. I like it.

[–]supreme_mugwump 112 ポイント113 ポイント

Sweet Jesus, when someone does this to me I get all paralyzed with pleasure like a kitten being picked up by the scruff of its neck. Sooo good.

[–]cuzin 22 ポイント23 ポイント

[–]bunkallion 124 ポイント125 ポイント

-edit- Having your girlfriend run her fingertips along your scalp.

[–]freezway 278 ポイント279 ポイント

Riding a bike down a super steep hill (40+mi/h)

[–]wickedwagon 98 ポイント99 ポイント

Passing cars makes it even better.

[–]cubslover94 835 ポイント836 ポイント

Piss-shivers

[–]bigolpete 76 ポイント77 ポイント

I got the shivers just reading this..

[–]adidabiking 176 ポイント177 ポイント

did you piss your pants

[–]malei06 194 ポイント195 ポイント

Girls get them too in case anyone's wondering ;)

[–]Frankeh 84 ポイント85 ポイント

I was, and thank you.

[–]unhappypuppet 193 ポイント194 ポイント

I've seen this a lot on reddit and apparently I'm the only guy who has never experienced this.

[–]elpistolero7 505 ポイント506 ポイント

Sneezing

[–]Apostrophizer 83 ポイント84 ポイント

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I induce sneezing more often than I'd like to admit.

[–]akedia 28 ポイント29 ポイント

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later the woman again sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, and shuddered violently.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes had passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As previously, she took a tissue and wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, ”I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve sneezed three times, wiped your nose, and then shuddered violently. Are you okay?”

”I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.”

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before,” he said. “Are you taking anything for it?”

The woman nodded. “Pepper.”

[–]stahlgrau 142 ポイント143 ポイント

laughing.

[–]thinkerthought 207 ポイント208 ポイント

Runners high.

[–]ubiquitous_swag 31 ポイント32 ポイント

Adding to this, when you get your second wind. I could conquer the world!

[–]Aldebaran-Shellmouth 151 ポイント152 ポイント

That moment when the cold water hits your hairline as you duck into an ocean or pool on a really hot day.

[–]dominicaldaze 25 ポイント26 ポイント

worst feeling? when it first hits your nutsack and your whole body clenches up for a second

[–]theultimateusername 98 ポイント99 ポイント

I live in Bahrain which is hot as f*** in the summer (temps go upto 120F easy). At our workplace, and generally most work places, they apparently seem to think the best way to remedy the heat is to put the air conditioning on the coldest setting. Sitting there working for 8 hours in sub-arctic conditions where you feel like you're freezing internally, then stepping out into the 120 degree sun and feeling it thaw you out is pure bliss.

[–]IFingerBangedYourCat 285 ポイント286 ポイント

The feeling after a bowel movement.

[–]flagabomb 30 ポイント31 ポイント

a "poop high" if you will

[–]delti90 241 ポイント242 ポイント

I had this massive infected pimple thing literally on my asshole a few years ago. I went to a doctor, he lanced it and it fucking exploded in a fire of stinky puss shit. The feeling of that was 1000 times better than an orgasm.

As for every day things:

Waking up and not having to get out of bed yet.

[–]sylver_dragon 53 ポイント54 ポイント

I had an abscess on my back just above the left shoulder-blade. Thanks to the wonders of Kaiser Permanente I had seen the doctor twice, waited about a month and was going to have it removed in a week or so. One evening after taking a shower, I reach back and rub my hand on the abscess because it felt funny, I looked at my hand and saw blood; so, I leaned forward and looked at the abscess in the mirror and noticed that it had started leaking, I pushed on it and it erupted like a volcano of blood, puss, and who knows what else. The jet arced over and splattered the mirror, but, I didn't give a damn. It felt like popping the world's biggest pimple, only 10 times better. I spent the next half hour draining it and that wonderful feeling of release just kept coming with every push. Unfortunately, I didn't have the foresight to do this back in the shower; so, I spent the follwoing half hour cleaning the bathroom so that it didn't look like a slaughterhouse. Still, it was worth it.

[–]geak78 14 ポイント15 ポイント

Matt?

[–]delti90 24 ポイント25 ポイント

Nope, but if I met your friend Matt I'm sure we would become the best of friends.

[–]brittanyhoot 68 ポイント69 ポイント

Leaning backwards over a chair.

Uncontrollable laughter.

Having your head/back scratched.

[–]bunburya 140 ポイント141 ポイント

A cold beer at the end of an 11-hour shift.

[–]spacemanspifftannen 263 ポイント264 ポイント

that feeling you get when your neighbor thinks they see you creeping outside their window as they're trying to fall asleep so they get cold shivers and are really paranoid, but you know that they won't see you because you're actually under their bed and not outside.

[–]headforthehills 77 ポイント78 ポイント

you forgot the part where they get out of bed to check the window after they sum up the courage to finally get up and when they return to their bed assured that no one was ever outside you are there laying in their spot

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 151 ポイント152 ポイント

ASMR... we have our own sub reddit /r/asmr. You can't explain it to someone who can't experience it. Either you can or you can't. It's the most amazing feeling in the world. It's like having an orgasm only it flows up and down your spine and through your head.

[–]BlackDeath1 47 ポイント48 ポイント

WTF THIS HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE?!

[–]A_Huge_Mistake 59 ポイント60 ポイント

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

[–]bladepsycho 113 ポイント114 ポイント

Riding untracked powder on a snowboard or landing a new trick.

[–]Godzillaaaaa 19 ポイント20 ポイント

Popping a massive zit that is absolutely ripe for the poppin. You just know by the pain of pressure when you go near it that it's going to be amazing, a mirror-hitter for sure.

[–]Footballvike81 80 ポイント81 ポイント

Being in public and successfully peeling your sweaty dick and balls off of your leg without anyone noticing.

[–]GundamWang 22 ポイント23 ポイント

You're never successful. I see you every single time.

[–]parsonskev 19 ポイント20 ポイント

"My code works! Look how neat and well designed it is! Huzzah!"

[–]RDandersen 19 ポイント20 ポイント

Bare-feet bubblewrap popping.

[–]habeas_corpses 18 ポイント19 ポイント

The feeling and sound of cutting heavy construction paper with a good pair of scissors.

[–]EdWrathChild 49 ポイント50 ポイント

Waking up in thinking you have to start the day then realizing you still have two hours of sleep left.

[–]jdog2050 85 ポイント86 ポイント

Oh god I logged on to say "peeing after having to pee for a long time". I actually have an orgasm in my teeth when I do that. Dunno why.

[–]Vaywen 59 ポイント60 ポイント

I can't even fathom what a teeth orgasm would be like o_O

[–]olharius 32 ポイント33 ポイント

A twisty road on a motorcycle. Better than sex.

[–]ummmitsjames 352 ポイント353 ポイント

Bass drops

[–]EgregiousJones 1282 ポイント1283 ポイント

Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women.

[–]Ikasatu 579 ポイント580 ポイント

"Hot water, good dentistry, and soft toilet paper" - Cohen the Barbarian

[–]Cruxius 60 ポイント61 ポイント

"Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft toilet paper"

FTFY

[–]ChuTur 198 ポイント199 ポイント

"Cold Beer, warm pussy, and a place to take a shit with a door on it" - Mr. Ford

[–]MrScantron 14 ポイント15 ポイント

I mean...you don't want no dog lookin at ya!

[–]illumintai 14 ポイント15 ポイント

when a girl smiles at you

[–]evie_88 68 ポイント69 ポイント

-pooping -falling asleep in a nice hot bath -a massage (from someone who's not trying to have sex with you'

[–]crinos666 141 ポイント142 ポイント

[–]tulagi 72 ポイント73 ポイント

Would it be exponential if you combined all three?

[–]sichigo 14 ポイント15 ポイント

Scratching an itch after fighting the sensation for a long period of time.

[–]tutoshmcgavin 168 ポイント169 ポイント

[–]stevenfrijoles 68 ポイント69 ポイント

8 sneezes at once.

[–]sacro_on_reddit 26 ポイント27 ポイント

Standing up on a surfboard for the first time.

[–]tutoshmcgavin 107 ポイント108 ポイント

molly

[–]winterwold 772 ポイント773 ポイント

Ecstasy.

Ecstasy is the high you chase your whole life through other means.

I'm 25 and I've only done it once when I was 24. I won't do it again either, just in case it isn't as good as I remember it.

[–]ray13eezy 195 ポイント196 ポイント

I haven't done E in quite a few years. I was scrolling through this list, "Yeah, that's pretty nice", "Damn, piss shivers are AWESOME", etc.

Then I read your comment.

Everything else pales in comparison. EVERYTHING.

Hands down the best sensation ever. Period.

[–]Titties 41 ポイント42 ポイント

Also, the honesty. I have never seen strangers so open, honest, and comfortable. It is so fucking therapeutic.

Then the downer hits. :(

[–]wafflestomp 29 ポイント30 ポイント * 

I was sitting with the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen, both of us rolling off our tits, arm around each other's shoulders, stroking each other's hair and faces, breathing in each other's ears to enjoy the shiver sensation you get, massaging each other's hands and necks... and there was nothing in it other than two people who recognised they were on the same plane of mind state, and enjoyed it together.

If you've seen earlier Trueblood seasons, where Jason Stackhouse hooks up with some girl and they do V together, it was like that without the scenery changing. We were on a couch at a rave.

Then we both started to come down, and within 30 mins we drifted apart. I had her number and she had mine, and we arranged to hang out next time we end up at the same party, but there was obviously nothing else to it for her and I really didn't care- nothing could compare to that two hours of peaking.

[–]thinkythought 16 ポイント17 ポイント

yep. i honestly think i'll remember the first time i did it as one of my fondest memories for the rest of my life.

i took the bus downtown, and we wandered around as a group for hours. just me, my friend, and our girlfriends. it was one of the most perfect nights of my entire life.

there were some people on the bus who were mean to us and making fun of us. we weren't acting that weird, honestly as i remember. they were just poking fun at how we all looked.

one of my favorite parts of the entire experience was that i literally could not understand how someone could be mean, to anyone. it was like seeing a new color that you had never seen before. i simply couldn't comprehend it, as if it didn't fit in to real life. i just kept thinking "but.. how, what could even make you say something negative to anyone? what could even make you feel negative?" it just seemed so impossible and alien.

as a pessimistic smartass, that's something i've always thought of at times when i checked myself and realized i was being overly negative. i always wished that everyone could have experienced that feeling, and moment of thought. at least for a second.

that, and the sex. definitely the sex.

[–]onyxsamurai 14 ポイント15 ポイント

Walking in the snow at night, tightly bundled, with the cold air on your face, in the silence created by the blanket of snow.