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                           HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE
                               
                                 Transcribed by Joydrop143
                                    joydrop143@aol.com




                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         I should've known you would have been 
                         here Professor McGonagall.
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Good evening Professor Dumbledore. Are 
                         the rumors true Albus?
 
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         I'm afraid so Professor. The good and 
                         the bad.
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         And the boy?

                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Hagrid is bringing him.

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid 
                         w/ something as important as this?
 
                         
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Ah, Prof. I would trust Hagrid w/ my 
                         life
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Professor. Dumbledore, sir. Professor 
                         McGonagall.
 
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         No problems I trust Hagrid?

                                     HAGRID

                         No, sir. Little tyke fell asleep as 
                         we were flying over Bristol. Try not 
                         to wake him. There you go.
 
                                     MC 

                         Albus, do really think it's safe leaving 
                         him with these people? I've watched 
                         them all day. There're the worst sort 
                         of Muggles imaginable. They really are- 
                         -
 
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         The only family he has.

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         This boy will be famous. There won't 
                         be a child in our world who doesn't 
                         know his name.
 
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Exactly. He's far better off growing 
                         up away from all of that. Until he is 
                         ready. There, there Hagrid. It's not 
                         really goodbye after all. Good Luck, 
                         Harry Potter.
 
                                     

                         
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     AUNT PETUNIA

                         Up. Get up! Now!

                                     DUDLEY

                         Wake up cousin! We're going to the zoo!
 
                         
                                     AUNT PETUNIA

                         Here he comes the birthday boy!

                                     UNCLE VERNON

                         happy birthday son.

                                     AUNT PETUNIA

                         Why don't you just cook the breakfast 
                         and try not to burn anything.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Yes Aunt Petunia.

                                     AUNT PETUNIA

                         I want everything to be perfect for 
                         my Dudley's special day!
 
                                     UNCLE VERNON

                         Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy!

                                     HARRY

                         yes Uncle Vernon.

                                     AUNT PETUNIA

                         Aren't they wonderful darling?

                                     DUDLEY

                         How many are there?

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         36, Counted them myself.

                                     DUDLEY

                         36?! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!!
 
                         
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger 
                         than last year's!
 
                                     DUDLEY

                         I don't care how big they are!

                                     AUNT PETUNIA

                         Now, now, now, this is what we're going 
                         to do. Is that when we go out we're 
                         going to buy you 2 new presents. How's 
                         that pumpkin?
 
                                     

                         
                                     AUNT PETUNIA

                         It should be a lovely day at the zoo. 
                         I'm really looking forward to it.
 
                         
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         I'm warning you now boy. Any funny business, 
                         any at all and you won't have any meals 
                         for a week. Get in.
 
                                     

                         
                                     DUDLEY

                         Make it move.

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Move.

                                     DUDLEY

                         MOVE!

                                     HARRY

                         He's asleep.

                                     DUDLEY

                         He's boring.

                                     HARRY

                         Sorry about him he doesn't understand 
                         what it's like, lying there day after 
                         day watching people press their ugly 
                         faces in on you. Can you hear me? It's 
                         just I've never talked to a snake before. 
                         Do you... Do you talk to people often? 
                         You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it 
                         nice there? Did you miss your family? 
                         I see. That's me as well. I never knew 
                         my parents either.
 
                                     DUDLEY

                         Mummy, Dad, come here you won't believe 
                         what this snake is doing! Woah! Woah! 
                         Ah!
 
                                     SNAKE

                         Thanks.

                                     HARRY

                         Any time.

                                     OTH

                         Snake! Ahh!

                                     DUDLEY

                         Mum! Mummy! Help me!

                                     PERCY

                         My darling boy! How did you get in there! 
                         Who did this? How did you get in there? 
                         Is there a snake?
 
                                     

                         
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     PERCY

                         It's all right sweetheart. We'll get 
                         you out of these terrible clothes.
 
                         
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         What happened?

                                     HARRY

                         I swear, I don't know! One minute the 
                         glass was there then it was gone, it 
                         was like magic!
 
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         There's no such thing as magic.

                                     

                         
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Oh Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.
 
                         
                                     DUDLEY

                         Dad! Look! Harry's got a letter!

                                     HARRY

                         Hey give it back! It's mine!

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Yours? Who'd be writing to you?

                                     

                         
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         No more mail through this letterbox.
 
                         
                                     

                         
                                     AUNT PETUNIA

                         Have a lovely day at the office, dear.
 
                         
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Shoo! Go on!

                                     

                         
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Fine day Sunday. In my opinion best 
                         day of the week. And why is that Dudley?
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Because there's no post on Sundays.
 
                         
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Right you are Harry. No post on Sunday. 
                         Ha! No blasted letters today! No, sir! 
                         Not one single bloody letter! Not one! 
                         No sir, not one blasted, miserable- 
                         -
 
                                     DUDLEY

                         Make it stop, please!

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Stop it!

                                     DUDLEY

                         Mummy what's happening?

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Give me that! Give me that letter!
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Get off! They're my letters! Let go 
                         of me!
 
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         That's it! We're going away, far away! 
                         Where they can't find us!
 
                                     DUDLEY

                         Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?

                                     

                         - - - -

                                     HARRY

                         Make a wish, Harry.

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Who's there?

                                     HAGRID

                         Sorry 'bout that.

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         I demand that you leave at once. You 
                         are breaking and entering.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Dry up Dursley you great prune. Well, 
                         I haven't seen you since you was a baby 
                         Harry. But you're a bit more along then 
                         I would have expected; particularly 
                         around the middle.
 
                                     DUDLEY

                         I'm not... I'm not Harry.

                                     HARRY

                         I am.

                                     HAGRID

                         Well of course you are! Got something 
                         for you. Afraid I might have sat on 
                         it at some point but I imagine it'll 
                         taste fine just the same. Baked it myself, 
                         words and all.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Thank you!

                                     HAGRID

                         It's not everyday your young man turns 
                         11 now it is?
 
                                     HARRY

                         Excuse me, but who are you?

                                     HAGRID

                         Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds 
                         at Hogwarts. Of course you know all 
                         about Hogwarts
 
                                     HARRY

                         Sorry, no.

                                     HAGRID

                         No? Blimey Harry didn't you ever wonder 
                         didn't you ever wonder how your mum 
                         and dad learned it all?
 
                                     HARRY

                         Learned what?

                                     HAGRID

                         You're a wizard Harry.

                                     HARRY

                         I'm a what?

                                     HAGRID

                         A wizard. And a thumpin' good one I'd 
                         wager once you've trained up a bit.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         No, you've made a mistake. I mean I 
                         can't be a wizard... I mean I'm Harry, 
                         Just Harry.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Well, "Just Harry" did you ever make 
                         anything happen? Anything you couldn't 
                         explain, when you were angry or scared? 
                         Um Hum.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform 
                         you that you have been accepted at the 
                         Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
 
                         
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         He will not be going! We swore when 
                         we took him in that we would put a stop 
                         to all of this rubbish!
 
                                     HARRY

                         You knew? We knew all along and you 
                         never told me?
 
                                     AUNT PETUNIA

                         Of course we knew. How could you not 
                         be? My perfect being who she was. Oh 
                         I remember the day she got her letter. 
                         My parents were so proud. We have a 
                         witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful? 
                         I was the only one who saw her for what 
                         she was... a freak. And then she met 
                         that Potter, and then she had you and 
                         I knew you would be the same just as 
                         strange just as abnormal. And then, 
                         if you please, she got herself blown 
                         up, and we got landed with you.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Blown up?! You told me my parents died 
                         in a car crash!
 
                                     HAGRID

                         A car crash? A car crash killed Lily 
                         and James Potter?
 
                                     PAT

                         We had to say something!

                                     HAGRID

                         It's an outrage. It's a scandal.

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         He will not be going.

                                     HAGRID

                         Oh and I suppose a great Muggle like 
                         yourself is gonna stop him.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Muggle?

                                     HAGRID

                         Non- magic folk. This boy's had his 
                         name down since he were born. He's going 
                         to the finest school of witchcraft and 
                         wizardry in the world. And he'll be 
                         under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts 
                         has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore...
 
                         
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         I will not pay to have some crack pot 
                         old fool teach him magic tricks!
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front 
                         of me... I'd appreciate it if you didn't 
                         tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. 
                         Strictly speaking I'm not supposed to 
                         do magic.
 
                                     HARRY

                         OK

                                     HAGRID

                         We're a bit behind schedule. Best be 
                         off. Unless you'd rather stay, of course. 
                         
 
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     HARRY

                         All students must be equipped with a 
                         one standard size two pewter cauldron, 
                         and may bring, if they desire, either 
                         an owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find 
                         all this in London?
 
                                     HAGRID

                         If you know where to go.

                                     TOM (BARTENDER)

                         Ah, Hagrid the usual I presume.

                                     HAGRID

                         No thanks Tom, I'm on official Hogwarts 
                         business. Just helping young Harry buy 
                         his school business.
 
                                     TOM

                         Bless my soul, it's Harry Potter.

                                     OTHER

                         Welcome back Mr. Potter welcome back.
 
                         
                                     DORIS

                         Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter. I can't 
                         believe I'm meeting you at last.
 
                                     QUIRRELL

                         Harry P-p-potter. C-can't tell you how 
                         p-pleased I am to meet you.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         hello, professor I didn't see you there. 
                         Harry Professor Quirrell will be your 
                         defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Oh, nice to meet you,

                                     QUIRRELL

                         A fearfully fascinating subject. N-not 
                         that you need it, eh, P-potter?
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Yes, well must be going now. Lots to 
                         buy.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Good bye.

                                     HAGRID

                         See, Harry? You're famous.

                                     HARRY

                         But why am I famous Hagrid? All those 
                         people back there how is it they know 
                         who I am?
 
                                     HAGRID

                         I'm not exactly sure I'm the right person 
                         to tell you that, Harry. Welcome Harry, 
                         to Diagon Alley. That's where you get 
                         your quills and ink. Over there, all 
                         your bits and bobs for doing wizardry.
 
                         
                                     OTH

                         It's a world class racing broom.

                                     OTH

                          Wow! Look at it the new Nimbus 2000! 
                         It's the fastest model yet!
 
                                     HARRY

                         But Hagrid how am I to pay for all this? 
                         I haven't any money.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Well there's your money Harry! Gringotts, 
                         the wizard bank! Ain't no safer place, 
                         not one! 'Cept perhaps Hogwarts.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Hagrid what exactly are these things?
 
                         
                                     HAGRID

                         They're goblins Harry. Clever as they 
                         come the goblins, but not the most friendly 
                         of beasts. Best stay close. Mr. Harry 
                         Potter wishes to make a withdrawal
 
                         
                                     GOBLIN

                         And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key?
 
                         
                                     HAGRID

                         Wait a minute. Got it here somewhere. 
                         Ha! There's the little devil. Oh, and 
                         there's something else as well. Professor 
                         Dumbledore gave me this. It's about 
                         You- Know- What in vault you know which.
 
                         
                                     GOBLIN

                         Very well.

                                     GRIPHOOK

                         Vault 687. Lamp please. Key, please
 
                         
                                     HAGRID

                         Didn't think your mum and dad would 
                         leave you with nothing now did you?
 
                         
                                     GRIPHOOK

                         Vault 713.

                                     HARRY

                         What's in there Hagrid?

                                     HAGRID

                         Can't tell you Harry. Hogwarts business. 
                         Very secret.
 
                                     GRIPHOOK

                         Stand back.

                                     HAGRID

                         Best not to mention this to anyone Harry.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         I still need... a wand.

                                     HAGRID

                         A wand? Well, you want Ollivander's. 
                         There ain't no place better. Why don't 
                         you run along and wait. I got one more 
                         thing to do. Won't be long.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Hello? Hello?

                                     OLLI

                         I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr. 
                         Potter. It seems only yesterday that 
                         you mother and father were in here buying 
                         their first wands. Here we are. Well 
                         give it a wave. Apparently not. Perhaps 
                         this. NO, no definitely not. No matter. 
                         I wonder... Curious... very curious
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Sorry but what's curious

                                     OLLI

                         I remember every wand that I've sold 
                         Mr. Potter, every one. It so happens 
                         that the phoenix whose tail feather 
                         resides in your wand, gave another feather. 
                         Just one other. It is curious that you 
                         should be destined for this wand when 
                         its brother gave you that scar.
 
                                     HARRY

                         And who owned that wand?

                                     OLLI

                         We do not speak his name. The wand chooses 
                         the wizard Mr. Potter. It is not always 
                         clear why. But I think it is clear that 
                         we can expect great things from you. 
                         After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named 
                         did great things. Terrible, yes, but 
                         great.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday!

                                     HARRY

                         Woah!

                                     HAGRID

                         You all right Harry? You seem very quiet.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         He killed my parents didn't he? The 
                         one who gave me this. You know Hagrid. 
                         I know you do.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         First and understand this Harry because 
                         it's very important. Not all wizards 
                         are good. Some of them go bad. A few 
                         years ago one of them went as bad as 
                         you can go. His name was V--. His name 
                         was V--.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Well maybe if you wrote it down?

                                     HAGRID

                         Naw I can't spell it. All right, Voldemort.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Voldemort?

                                     HAGRID

                         Shh. It was dark times Harry, dark times. 
                         Voldemort started to gather some followers. 
                         Brought them over to the Dark Side. 
                         Anyone who stood up to him ended up 
                         dead. Your parents fought against him. 
                         Nobody lived once he decided to kill 
                         them. Nobody, not one. Except you.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Me? Voldemort tried to kill me?

                                     HAGRID

                         Yes. That ain't no ordinary cut on your 
                         forehead Harry. A mark from that only 
                         comes from being touched by a curse, 
                         an evil curse at that.
 
                                     HARRY

                         What happened to V--... To You-Know-Who?
 
                         
                                     HAGRID

                         Well some say he died. Codswallop in 
                         my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out 
                         there still too tired to carry on. But 
                         one thing's absolutely certain. Something 
                         about you stumped him that night. That's 
                         why you're famous. That's why everybody 
                         knows your name. You're the boy who 
                         lived.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Well some say he died. Codswallop in 
                         my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out 
                         there still too tired to carry on. But 
                         one thing's absolutely certain. Something 
                         about you stumped him that night. That's 
                         why you're famous. That's why everybody 
                         knows your name. You're the boy who 
                         lived.
 
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     HAGRID

                         What are you looking at? Blimey is that 
                         time? Sorry Harry, but I'm gonna have 
                         to leave you. Dumbledore would be wanting 
                         his... Well, he'd be wanting to see 
                         me. Now, your train leaves in 10 minutes. 
                         Here's your ticket. Stick to it Harry, 
                         that's very important. Stick to you 
                         ticket.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Platform 9 ĺ? But, Hagrid, there must 
                         be a mistake. This says Platform 9 ĺ. 
                         There's no such thing. Is there?
 
                                     OTH

                         Sorry.

                                     HARRY

                         Excuse me! Excuse me!

                                     OTH

                         On your left.

                                     HARRY

                         Excuse me sir. Can you tell me where 
                         I might find Platform 9 ĺ?
 
                                     OTH

                         9 ĺ? Think you're being funny do you?
 
                         
                                     MRS. WEASLEY

                         It's the same every year packed with 
                         Muggles of course. Come on!
 
                                     HARRY

                         Muggles?

                                     MRS. WEASLEY

                         Platform 9 ĺ this way! All right Percy 
                         you first. Fred you next.
 
                                     GEORGE WEASLEY

                         He's not Fred I am!

                                     FRED WEASLEY

                         Honestly, woman you call yourself our 
                         mother!
 
                                     MRS. WEASLEY

                         I'm sorry George.

                                     FRED WEASLEY

                         Only joking! I am Fred.

                                     HARRY

                         Excuse me! Could you tell me how to...
 
                         
                                     MRS. WEASLEY

                         How to get on to the platform? Yes, 
                         not to worry dear, it's Ron's first 
                         time to Hogwarts as well. Now, all you 
                         have to do is walk straight at the wall 
                         between platforms 9 and 10. Best do 
                         it at a run if you're nervous.
 
                                     GINNY

                         Good luck!

                                     

                         - -

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Excuse me, do you mind? Every where 
                         else is full.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Not at all.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I'm Ron by the way! Ron Weasley.

                                     HARRY

                         I'm Harry. Harry Potter.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         SO it's true! DO you really have the... 
                         the...
 
                                     HARRY

                         The what?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         The scar?

                                     HARRY

                         Oh!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Wicked!

                                     OTH

                         Anything off the trolley dears?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         No, thanks, I'm all set.

                                     HARRY

                         We'll take the lot!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Woah!

                                     HARRY

                         Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         They mean every flavor! There's chocolate, 
                         peppermint and also, spinach liver, 
                         and tripe. George sweared he got boogie 
                         flavored one once.
 
                                     HARRY

                         These aren't real frogs are they?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         It's just a spell. But it's the cards 
                         you want. Each pack's got a famous witch 
                         or wizard. I got about 500 me self. 
                         Watch it! That's rotten luck. They've 
                         only got one good jump in them to begin 
                         with.
 
                                     HARRY

                         I've got Dumbledore!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I've got about 6 of him.

                                     HARRY

                         Hey, he's gone!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Well you can't expect him to hang around 
                         all day, can you? This is Scabbers by 
                         the way. Pathetic isn't he?
 
                                     HARRY

                         Just a little bit.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Fred gave me a spell to turn him yellow. 
                         Want to see?
 
                                     HARRY

                         Yeah!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Ahem... Sunshine...

                                     HERMIONE

                         has anyone seen a toad? A boy named 
                         Neville's has one.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         No.

                                     HERMIONE

                         Oh are you doing magic? Let's see then.
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Ahem. Sunshine Daisies Butter Mellow 
                         Turn this stupid fat rat yellow.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, 
                         it's not very good is it? Of course, 
                         I've only tried a few simple ones myself 
                         but they've all worked for me. For example: 
                         Oculus Reparo. That's better isn't it? 
                         Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter! I'm 
                         Hermione Granger. And you are...?
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I'm Ron Weasley.

                                     HERMIONE

                         Pleasure. You two better change into 
                         your robes. I expect we'll be arriving 
                         soon. You've dirt on your nose by the 
                         way. Just there.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Right then. First years this way, please! 
                         First years, don't be shy. Come on now, 
                         hurry up! Hello Harry!
 
                                     HARRY

                         Hi Hagrid!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Woah!

                                     HAGRID

                         Right, then. This way to the boats. 
                         Come on now, follow me.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Wicked!

                                     

                         - - - -

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Welcome to Hogwarts. Now, in a few moments 
                         you will pass through these doors and 
                         join your classmates. But before you 
                         take your seats, you must be sorted 
                         into your houses. They are Gryffindor, 
                         Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. 
                         Now while you're here your house will 
                         be like your family. Your triumphs will 
                         earn you points. Any rule breaking and 
                         you will loose points. At the end of 
                         the year, the houses with the most points 
                         is awarded the house cup.
 
                                     NEVILLE

                         Trevor! Sorry.

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         The Sorting Ceremony will begin momentarily.
 
                         
                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         It's true then, what they're saying 
                         on the train. Harry Potter has come 
                         to Hogwarts.
 
                                     N & OTH

                         Harry Potter?

                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         This is Crabbe and Goyle. And I'm Malfoy. 
                         Draco Malfoy. Think my name's funny 
                         do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair 
                         and a hand-me-down robe? You must be 
                         a Weasley. You'll soon find out that 
                         some wizarding families are better than 
                         others, Potter. You don't want to making 
                         friends with the wrong sort. I can help 
                         you there.
 
                                     HARRY

                         I think I can tell the wrong sort for 
                         my self thanks.
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         We're ready for you. Follow me.

                                     HERMIONE

                         It's not real the ceiling. It's just 
                         bewitched to look like the night outside. 
                         I read about it in Hogwarts, A History.
 
                         
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Will you wait along here please. Now 
                         before we begin, Professor Dumbledore 
                         would like to say a few words.
 
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         I have a few start-of-term notices I 
                         wish to announce. The first years please 
                         note, that the Dark Forest is strictly 
                         forbidden to all students. Also, our 
                         caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to 
                         remind you that the third floor corridor 
                         on the right hand side is out of bounds 
                         to all who do not wish to die a most 
                         painful death. Thank you.
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         When I call your name you will come 
                         forth, I shall place the Sorting Hat 
                         on your head, and you will be sorted 
                         into your houses. Hermione Granger!
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         Oh, no. OK relax.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Mental that one, I'm telling you.

                                     SHARRY

                         Ah, right then. Hum... Right. Okay, 
                         Gryffindor!
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Draco Malfoy!

                                     SHARRY

                         Slytherin!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         There's no witch or wizard who went 
                         bad who wasn't in Slytherin.
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Susan Bones!

                                     HARRY

                         Ow!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Harry what is it?

                                     HARRY

                         Nothing. Nothing, I'm fine

                                     SHARRY

                         ...where shall I put you? Let's see... 
                         I know! Hufflepuff!
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Ronald Weasley!

                                     SHARRY

                         Ha! Another Weasley! I know just what 
                         to do with you... Gryffindor!
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Harry potter

                                     SHARRY

                         Hmmm... Difficult, very difficult. Plenty 
                         of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either. 
                         There's talent, oh yes, and a thirst 
                         to prove yourself. But where to put 
                         you...
 
                                     HARRY

                         Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!

                                     SHARRY

                         Not Slytherin eh? Are you sure? You 
                         could be great you know. It's all herein 
                         your head. And Slytherin will help you 
                         on the way to greatness, there's no 
                         doubt about that. No? (Harry whispering: 
                         Please, Please anything but Slytherin, 
                         anything but Slytherin.) Well if you're 
                         sure, better be... Gryffindor!
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Your attention please.

                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Let the feast begin!

                                     HARRY

                         Wow!

                                     SFRED WEASLEY

                         I'm half and half. Me dad's a Muggle, 
                         mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock 
                         for him when he found out!
 
                                     HARRY

                         Say Percy, who's that teacher talking 
                         to Professor Quirrell?
 
                                     PERCY

                         Oh, Professor Snape, head of Slytherin 
                         house.
 
                                     HARRY

                         What's he teach?

                                     PERCY

                         Potions. But everyone knows it's the 
                         Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after 
                         Quirrell's job for years.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Ah!

                                     SIR NEVILLE

                         Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor.
 
                         
                                     OTH

                         It's the Bloody Baron!

                                     PERCY

                         Hello, Sir Nicholas. Have a nice summer?
 
                         
                                     SIR NEVILLE

                         Dismal. Once again my request to join 
                         the Headless Hunt has been denied.
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick.
 
                         
                                     SIR NEVILLE

                         I prefer Sir Nicholas if you don't mind.
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         "Nearly" headless? How can you be "nearly" 
                         headless?
 
                                     SIR NEVILLE

                         Like this.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Ah!

                                     

                         - - - -

                                     PERCY

                         Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep 
                         up. Thank-you.
 
                                     OTH

                         Ravenclaw follow me. This way.

                                     PERCY

                         This is the most direct part to the 
                         dormitories. Oh, and keep an eye on 
                         the staircases, they like to change. 
                         Keep up please, and follow me. Quickly 
                         now, come on. Come on.
 
                                     OTH

                         That picture's moving!

                                     OTH

                         Look at that one.

                                     OTH

                         I think she fancies you.

                                     OTH

                         Look, look!

                                     OTH

                         Who's that girl?

                                     WALL PICTURE

                         Welcome to Hogwarts!

                                     THE FAT LADY

                         Password?

                                     PERCY

                         Caput Draconis. Follow me, everyone. 
                         Keep up. Quickly, come on! Gather around 
                         here. Welcome to the Gryffindor common 
                         room. Boys' dormitories is upstairs 
                         and down to your left. Girls the same 
                         on your right. You'll find all your 
                         belonging have already been brought 
                         up.
 
                                     

                         
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Whew! We made it! Can you imagine the 
                         look on McGonagall's face if we were 
                         late? That was bloody brilliant!
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Thank-you for that assessment Mr. Weasley. 
                         Perhaps it would be more useful if I 
                         transfigured Mr. Potter and yourself 
                         into a pocket watch. That way one of 
                         you might be on time.
 
                                     HARRY

                         We got lost.

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't 
                         need one to find your seats.
 
                                     

                         
                                     SEVERUS SNAPE

                         There will be no foolish wand-waving 
                         or silly incantations in this class. 
                         As such, I don't expect many of you 
                         to appreciate the subtle science and 
                         exact art that is potion making. However, 
                         for those select few who possess the 
                         predisposition. I can teach you how 
                         to bewitch the mind and ensnare the 
                         senses. I show you how to bottle fame, 
                         brew glory, and even put a stopper in 
                         death. Then again maybe some of you 
                         have come to Hogwarts in possession 
                         of abilities so formidable that you 
                         feel confident enough to not pay attention. 
                         Mr. Potter, our new celebrity. Tell 
                         me what would I get if I added root 
                         of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? 
                         You don't know? Well let's try again. 
                         Where Mr. Potter would you look if I 
                         asked you to find me a bezoar?
 
                                     HARRY

                         I don't know, sir.

                                     SEVERUS SNAPE

                         And what is the difference between monkswood 
                         and wolfsbane?
 
                                     HARRY

                         I don't know sir.

                                     SEVERUS SNAPE

                         Pity. Clearly fame isn't everything. 
                         Is it Mr. Potter?
 
                                     

                         
                                     SFRED WEASLEY

                         Eye of rabbit, harp sting hum, turn 
                         this water into rum... Eye of rabbit 
                         harp sting hum, turn this water into 
                         rum.
 
                                     HARRY

                         What's Seamus trying to do to that glass 
                         of water?
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Turn it to rum. Actually he managed 
                         to make weak tea yesterday, before--- 
                         Ah, mail's here.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Can I burrow this? Thanks.

                                     OTH

                         Hey look! Neville's got a Remembrall.
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         I've read about those. When the smoke 
                         turns red it means you've forgotten 
                         something.
 
                                     NEVILLE

                         The only problem is I can't remember 
                         what I have forgotten.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Hey Ron, somebody broke into Gringotts. 
                         Listen: "Believed to be the work of 
                         Dark wizards or witches unknown, Gringotts 
                         goblins were acknowledging the breach 
                         insist nothing was taken. The vault 
                         in question number 713 had been emptied 
                         earlier that very same day." That's 
                         odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went 
                         to.
 
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     MHARRY

                         Good afternoon, class.

                                     OTHS

                         Good afternoon Madame Hooch.

                                     MHARRY

                         Good afternoon Amanda, good afternoon. 
                         Welcome to your first flying lesson. 
                         Well what are you waiting for? Everyone 
                         step up to the left side of their broomstick. 
                         Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right 
                         hand over the broom and say up.
 
                                     H & OTHS

                         Up! Up!

                                     HARRY

                         Woah!

                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         Up.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Up. Up!

                                     MHARRY

                         With feeling!

                                     HERMIONE

                         Up. Up! Up. Up!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         UP! Ow! Shut up Harry.

                                     MHARRY

                         Now once you've got hold of your broom, 
                         I want you to mount it. Grip it tight. 
                         You don't wanna be sliding off the end. 
                         When I blow my whistle, I want each 
                         of you to kick off from the ground, 
                         hard. Keep your broom steady, hover 
                         for a moment, then lean forward slightly 
                         and touch back down. On my whistle. 
                         Three, two... Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Mr. 
                         Mr. Longbottom!
 
                                     OTHS

                         Down! Down!

                                     HARRY

                         Neville!

                                     NEVILLE

                         Help! Help!

                                     MHARRY

                         Come back down this instant! Mr. Longbottom! 
                         Everyone out of the way!
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Is he alright?

                                     NEVILLE

                         Ow!

                                     MHARRY

                         Oh oh oh. Oh dear, it's a broken wrist. 
                         Poor boy. Come on now, up you get. Everyone 
                         is to keep their feet firmly on the 
                         ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to 
                         the hospital wing. Understand? If I 
                         see a single broom in the air the one 
                         riding it will find themselves out of 
                         Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch".
 
                         
                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         Did you see his face? If the fat lump 
                         had given this a squeeze he would remember 
                         to fall on his fat arse.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Give it here Malfoy.

                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         No, I think I'll leave it somewhere 
                         for Longbottom to find. How about on 
                         the roof? What's the matter Potter? 
                         Bit beyond you reach?
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Harry! No way! You heard what Madame 
                         Hooch said. Besides you don't even know 
                         how to fly! What an idiot!
 
                                     HARRY

                         Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you 
                         off your broom!
 
                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         Is that so? Have it your way, then!
 
                         
                                     OTH

                         Yeah!

                                     OTH

                         Nice going, Harry!

                                     OTH

                         That was wicked Harry!

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Harry Potter! Follow me. You wait here.
 
                         
                                     QUIRRELL

                         ... this is an ingredient...

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse 
                         me could I borrow Wood for a moment, 
                         please?
 
                                     QUIRRELL

                         Well, yes of course.

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood I 
                         have found you a Seeker. 
 
                                     

                         

                                     

                         - - - -

                                     SIR NEVILLE

                         Have you heard Harry Potter's the new 
                         Gryffindor Seeker. I always knew he'd 
                         do well.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Seeker? But first years never make the 
                         house teams. You must be the youngest 
                         Quidditch player in...
 
                                     HARRY

                         A century. According to McGonagall.
 
                         
                                     FRED WEASLEY

                         Well dome Harry! Wood's just told us!
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Fred and George are on the team too. 
                         Beaters.
 
                                     GEORGE WEASLEY

                         Our job is to make sure that you don't 
                         get bloody up too bad. Can't make any 
                         promises of course. Rough game Quidditch.
 
                         
                                     FRED WEASLEY

                         Brutal! But, nobody's died in years. 
                         Someone vanishes occasionally.
 
                                     GEORGE WEASLEY

                         But they'll turn up in a month or two!
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Oh go on Harry! Quidditch is great. 
                         Best game there is, and you'll be great 
                         too!
 
                                     HARRY

                         But I've never even played Quidditch! 
                         What if I make a fool of myself?
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         You won't make a fool of yourself. It's 
                         in your blood.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Woah! Harry, you never told me your 
                         father was a seeker too!
 
                                     HARRY

                         I didn't know.

                                     

                         
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I'm telling you, it's spooky! She knows 
                         move about you than you do!
 
                                     HARRY

                         Who doesn't? What's happening?

                                     HERMIONE

                         The staircases change remember?

                                     HARRY

                         Let's go this way.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Before the staircase moves again. Does 
                         anybody feel like we shouldn't be here?
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         We're not supposed to be here. This 
                         is the third floor. It's forbidden!
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Let's go.

                                     HERMIONE

                         Flich's cat!

                                     HARRY

                         Run! Quick, let's hide through that 
                         door! It's locked!
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         that's it we're done for!

                                     HERMIONE

                         Oh! Move over! Alohomora! Get in!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Alohomora?

                                     HERMIONE

                         Standard Book Of Spells- Chapter 7!
 
                         
                                     FILCH

                         Any one here my sweet? Come on.

                                     HERMIONE

                         He thinks this door is locked.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         He thinks this door is locked.

                                     HERMIONE

                         It was locked.

                                     HARRY

                         And for good reason.

                                     H, R, & HERMIONE

                         AH!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         What do they think they're doing? Keeping 
                         a thing like that locked up in a school?
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't 
                         you see what it was standing on?
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I wasn't looking at its feet! I was 
                         a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or 
                         maybe you didn't notice... the three!
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         It was standing on a trap door. It wasn't 
                         there by accident. It's guarding something.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Guarding something?

                                     HERMIONE

                         That's right. Now, if you two don't 
                         mind, I'm going to bed before either 
                         of you come up with another clever idea 
                         to get killed or worse... expelled.
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         She needs to sort out her priorities.
 
                         
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     OLIVER WOOD

                         Quidditch is easy enough to understand. 
                         Each team has 7 players. Three Chasers, 
                         two Beaters, one Keeper and a Seeker, 
                         that's you. There are three kinds of 
                         balls. This one's called the Quaffle. 
                         The Chasers handle the Quaffle and try 
                         to put it through one of those three 
                         hoops. The Keeper, that's me, defends 
                         the hoops. With me so far?
 
                                     HARRY

                         I think so. What are those?

                                     OLIVER WOOD

                         You better take this. Careful now, it's 
                         coming back. Not bad Potter, you'd make 
                         a fair Beater. Uh-oh.
 
                                     HARRY

                         What was that?

                                     OLIVER WOOD

                         Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. But 
                         you are a Seeker. The only thing I want 
                         you to worry about is this, the Golden 
                         Snitch.
 
                                     HARRY

                         I like this ball.

                                     OLIVER WOOD

                         Eh, you like it now. But it's wicked 
                         fast and damn near impossible to see.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         What do I do with it?

                                     OLIVER WOOD

                         You catch it. Before the other team's 
                         Seeker. You catch this the game's over. 
                         You catch this, Potter, and we win.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Woah!

                                     

                         - - - -

                                     PROFESSOR FLITWICK

                         One of a wizard's most rudimental skill 
                         is levitation or the ability to make 
                         objects fly. Do you all have your feathers? 
                         Good. Now don't forget the nice wrist 
                         movement we've been practicing. Hum! 
                         The "Swish and Flick". Everyone, the 
                         "Swish and Flick". Good! Oh and annunciate! 
                         Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then!
 
                         
                                     OTHS

                         Wingardium Leviosa; Wingardium Leviosa!
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Wingardium Leviosa!

                                     HERMIONE

                         No, stop stop stop! You're going to 
                         take someone's eye out! Besides, you're 
                         saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not 
                         Leviosar.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         You do it then if you're so clever. 
                         Go on, go on!
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Wingardium Leviosa.

                                     PROFESSOR FLITWICK

                         Oh oh! Well done! See here everyone, 
                         Miss Granger's done it! Ho ho! Splendid!
 
                         
                                     SFRED WEASLEY

                         Wingard-Leviosa; Wingard-- Leviosa
 
                         
                                     PROFESSOR FLITWICK

                         Well done dear. OH!

                                     HARRY

                         I think we're going to need another 
                         feather over here professor.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         "It's Levi-o-sa not Leviosar." She's 
                         a nightmare honestly! It's no wonder 
                         she hasn't got any friends!
 
                                     HARRY

                         I think she heard you.

                                     

                         
                                     HARRY

                         Where's Hermione?

                                     NEVILLE

                         Parvati Patil said she's wouldn't come 
                         out of the girl's bathroom. She said 
                         she's been there all afternoon, crying.
 
                         
                                     QUIRRELL

                         Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! 
                         Though you ought to know.
 
                                     OTHS

                         Ah!

                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         SILENCE! Everyone will please not panic! 
                         Now prefects please escort your house 
                         to the dormitories. Teachers will follow 
                         me to the dungeons.
 
                                     PERCY

                         Gryffindors, keep up, please, and stay 
                         alert!
 
                                     HARRY

                         How could a troll get in?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. 
                         Probably people playing jokes. What?
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Hermione! She doesn't know!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I think the troll's left the dungeon!
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         It's going into the girl's bathroom. 
                         Hermione move!
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Help! Help!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Hey, pea brain!

                                     HERMIONE

                         Ah! Help!

                                     HARRY

                         Woah!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Ugh!

                                     HARRY

                         Do something!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         What?

                                     HARRY

                         Anything! Hurry up!

                                     HERMIONE

                         "Swish & Flick!"

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Wingardium Leviosa! Cool.

                                     HERMIONE

                         Is it dead?

                                     HARRY

                         No just knocked out.

                                     HARRY

                         Ugh.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Troll boogies.

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Oh my goodness! Explain yourselves both 
                         of you!
 
                                     H & RON WEASLEY

                         Well what it is-

                                     HERMIONE

                         It's my fault Professor Mc Gonagall
 
                         
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Miss. Granger?

                                     HERMIONE

                         I went looking for the troll I've read 
                         about them and I though I could handle 
                         it. But I was wrong.  If Harry and Ron 
                         hadnít come and found me... Iíd probably 
                         be dead.
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Be that as it may, it was an extremely 
                         foolish thing to do. I would have expected 
                         more rational behavior on your part 
                         and am very disappointed in you Miss. 
                         Granger. Five points will be taken from 
                         Gryffindor for your serious lack of 
                         judgement. As for you two gentle I just 
                         hope you realize how fortunate you are. 
                         Not many first year students could take 
                         on a fully grown mountain troll and 
                         live to tell the tale. Five points will 
                         be awarded to each of you, for sheer 
                         dumb luck.
 
                                     QUIRRELL

                         Perhaps you ought to go. It might wake 
                         up.
 
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on.

                                     HERMIONE

                         Ron's right Harry, you're going to need 
                         your strength today.
 
                                     HARRY

                         I'm not hungry.

                                     SEVERUS SNAPE

                         Good luck today, Potter. Then again, 
                         now that you've proven yourself against 
                         a troll, a little game of Quidditch 
                         should be easy work for you. Even if 
                         it is against Slytherin.
 
                                     HARRY

                         That explains the blood.

                                     HERMIONE

                         Blood?

                                     HARRY

                         Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape 
                         let the troll in as diversion so he 
                         could get past that three headed dog. 
                         But, he got bit, that's why he's limping.
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         But why would anyone go near that dog?
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took 
                         something out of one of the vaults. 
                         Said it was Hogwarts business, very 
                         secret.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         So you're saying- -

                                     HARRY

                         That's what the dog's guarding. That's 
                         what Snape wants.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         A bit early for mail isn't it?

                                     HARRY

                         But, I never get mail.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Let's open it.

                                     HARRY

                         It's a broomstick.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         It's not just a broomstick, Harry. It's 
                         a Nimbus 2000!
 
                                     HARRY

                         But who--?

                                     

                         
                                     OLIVER WOOD

                         Scared, Harry?

                                     HARRY

                         A little.

                                     OLIVER WOOD

                         It's alright. I felt the same way before 
                         my first game.
 
                                     HARRY

                         What happened?

                                     OLIVER WOOD

                         I.. uh...I don't really remember... 
                         Took a Bludger to the head two minutes 
                         in. Woke in the hospital a week later.
 
                         
                                     LJ

                         Hello! Welcome to Hogwart's first Quidditch 
                         game of the season! Today's game: Slytherin 
                         vs. Gryffindor! The player take their 
                         positions as Madam Hooch steps onto 
                         the field to begin the game!
 
                                     MHARRY

                         Now, I want a nice clean game... from 
                         all of you.
 
                                     LJ

                         The Bludgers are up. Followed by the 
                         Golden Snitch. Remember the Snitch is 
                         worth 150 points. The Seeker who catches 
                         the Snitch ends the game. The Quaffle 
                         is released and the game begins! Anjelina 
                         Johnson scores! Ten points for Gryffindor!
 
                         
                                     HAGRID

                         Well done!

                                     LJ

                         Slytherin takes the Quaffle. Bletchley 
                         passes to Captain Marcus Flint. Another 
                         ten points to Gryffindor!
 
                                     MFRED WEASLEY

                         Give me that! Take that side!

                                     HAGRID

                         What's going on with Harry's broomstick?
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         It's Snape! He's jinxing the broom!
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Jinxing the broom?! What do we do?
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         Leave it to me!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Come on Hermione!

                                     HERMIONE

                         Lacarnum Inflamarae.

                                     OTH

                         Fire! You're on fire!

                                     HAGRID

                         Go, go, go, go! Looks like he's gonna 
                         be sick!
 
                                     LJ

                         He's got the Snitch! Harry Potter receives 
                         150 points for catching the Snitch!
 
                         
                                     MHARRY

                         Gryffindor wins!

                                     HAGRID

                         Yes!

                                     OTHS

                         Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter 
                         Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry 
                         Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor!
 
                         
                                     

                         
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     HAGRID

                         Nonsense! Why would Snape put a curse 
                         on Harry's broom?
 
                                     HARRY

                         Who knows? Why was he trying to get 
                         past that three-headed dog on Halloween?
 
                         
                                     HAGRID

                         Who told you about Fluffy?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Fluffy?

                                     HERMIONE

                         That thing has a name?

                                     HAGRID

                         Well, of course, he's got a name! He's 
                         mine! I brought him off an Irish feller 
                         I met down at the pub last year. Then 
                         I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the---
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Yes?

                                     HAGRID

                         I shouldn't have said that. No more 
                         questions! Don't ask anymore question! 
                         That's top- secret that is.
 
                                     HARRY

                         But Hagrid, whatever Fluffy's guarding 
                         Snape's trying to steal it!
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Codswallop! Professor Snape is a Hogwarts 
                         teacher!
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Hogwarts teacher or not I know a spell 
                         when I see one! I've read all about 
                         them. You've got to keep eye contact 
                         and Snape wasn't blinking!
 
                                     HARRY

                         Exactly.

                                     HAGRID

                         Now listen to me, all three of you, 
                         you're meddling in things that ought 
                         not to be meddled in. It's dangerous! 
                         What that dog is guarding is strictly 
                         between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas 
                         Flamel.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Nicholas Flamel?

                                     HAGRID

                         I shouldn't have said that. I should 
                         not have said that.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Nicholas Flamel. Who's Nicholas Flamel?
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         I don't know.

                                     

                         
                                     HOGWART GHOSTS

                         Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Ring 
                         the Hogwart bell. Merry Christmas, Merry 
                         Christmas. Cast a Christmas spell.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Knight to E-5.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Queen to E-5.

                                     HERMIONE

                         That's totally barbaric!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         That's wizard's chess. I see you've 
                         packed.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         See you haven't.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Change of plans. My parents have decided 
                         to go to Romania to visit my brother 
                         Charlie. He's studying dragons there.
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         Good. You can help Harry then. He's 
                         going to look in the library for information 
                         on Nicholas Flamel.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         We've looked a hundred times!

                                     HERMIONE

                         Not in the Restricted Section. Happy 
                         Christmas.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I think we've had a bad influence on 
                         her.
 
                                     

                         
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Harry wake up! Come on Harry! Wake up! 
                         Happy Christmas Harry!
 
                                     HARRY

                         Happy Christmas Ron! What are you wearing?
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Oh, my mum made it. Looks like you've 
                         got one too.
 
                                     HARRY

                         I've got presents?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Yeah! There they are.

                                     HARRY

                         "Your father left this in my possession 
                         before he died. It is time it was returned 
                         to you. Use it well."?
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         What is it?

                                     HARRY

                         Some kind of cloak.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Well let's see then! Put it on! Woah!
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         My body is gone!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I know what that is! That's an Invisibility 
                         Cloak!
 
                                     HARRY

                         I'm invisible?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         They're really rare. I wonder who gave 
                         it to you.
 
                                     HARRY

                         There was no name. It just said, "Use 
                         it well."
 
                                     HARRY

                         Famous Fire Eaters. Fifteenth Century 
                         Fiends. Flamel. Nicholas Flamel. Where 
                         are you?
 
                                     FILCH

                         I know you're in there. You can't hide. 
                         Who is it? Show yourself!
 
                                     QUIRRELL

                         Severus I-I-I

                                     SEVERUS SNAPE

                         You don't want me as your enemy Quirrell.
 
                         
                                     QUIRRELL

                         I don't know what you mean.

                                     SEVERUS SNAPE

                         You know perfectly well what I mean. 
                         We'll have another little chat soon. 
                         When you've had time to decide where 
                         your loyalties lie.
 
                                     FILCH

                         Professors. I found this in the Restricted 
                         Section. It's still hot. That means 
                         there's a student out of bed.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Mum, Dad? Ron! You've really gotta see 
                         this! Ron! You've gotta see this! Ron! 
                         Come on, get out of bed!
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Why?

                                     HARRY

                         There's something you've got to see! 
                         Now, come on! Come on! Come! Come look! 
                         It's my parents!
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I only see us.

                                     HARRY

                         Look in properly. Go on, stand there. 
                         There. You see them don't you? That's---
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         That's me! Only, I'm Head Boy. And I'm 
                         holding the Quidditch Cup. And bloody 
                         hell! I'm Quidditch captain too! I look 
                         good! Harry, do you think this mirror 
                         shows the future?
 
                                     HARRY

                         How can it? Both my parents are dead.
 
                         
                                     

                         
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Back again Harry? I see that you, like 
                         many others before you have discovered 
                         the delights of the Mirror of Erised. 
                         I trust now, you realize what it what 
                         it does. Let me give you a clue. The 
                         happiest man on earth would look in 
                         the mirror and only see himself exactly 
                         as he is.
 
                                     HARRY

                         So then, it shows us what we want... 
                         Whatever we want?
 
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Yes, and no. It shows us nothing more 
                         or less then the deepest and most desperate 
                         desires of our hearts. Now you Harry, 
                         who have never known your family you 
                         see them standing beside you. But remember 
                         this, Harry. This mirror gives us neither 
                         knowledge or truth. Men have wasted 
                         away in front of it. Even gone mad. 
                         That is why tomorrow it will be moved 
                         to a new home. And I must ask you not 
                         to go looking for it again. It does 
                         not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and 
                         forget to live.
 
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     HERMIONE

                         I had you looking in the wrong section! 
                         How could I be so stupid? I checked 
                         this out weeks ago for a bit of light 
                         reading!
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         This is light?

                                     HERMIONE

                         Of course! Here it is! "Nicholas Flamel 
                         is the only known maker of the Sorcerer's 
                         Stone
 
                                     H&RON WEASLEY

                         The what?

                                     HERMIONE

                         Honestly don't you two read? "The Sorcerer's 
                         Stone is a legendary substance with 
                         astonishing powers. It will transform 
                         any metal into pure gold and produce 
                         the Elixir of Life which will make the 
                         drinker immortal."
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Immortal!

                                     HERMIONE

                         It means you'll never die.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I know what it means!

                                     HERMIONE

                         The only stone currently in existence 
                         belongs to Mr. Nicholas Flamel, the 
                         noted alchemist who last year celebrated 
                         his 665th birthday." That's what Fluffy's 
                         guarding on the third floor. That's 
                         what's under the trap door. The Sorcerer's 
                         Stone.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Hagrid!

                                     HAGRID

                         Oh, hello. I don't wish to be rude, 
                         but I'm in no fit state to entertain 
                         today.
 
                                     H&R&HERMIONE

                         We know about the Sorcerer's Stone!
 
                         
                                     

                         g; Oh.

                                     HARRY

                         We think Snape's trying to steal it.
 
                         
                                     HAGRID

                         Snape? Blimey, you're still on about 
                         him, are you?
 
                                     HARRY

                         Hagrid! We know he's after the Stone 
                         we just don't know why!
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Snape is one of the teachers protecting 
                         the Stone! He's not about to steal it.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         What?

                                     HAGRID

                         You heard. Right, now, come on, I'm 
                         a bit preoccupied today.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Wait a minute! "One of the teachers"?
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         Of course! There are other things defending 
                         the Stone, aren't there? Spells, enchantments?
 
                         
                                     HAGRID

                         Right. Waste of bloody time if you ask 
                         me. Ain't no one gonna get past Fluffy. 
                         Ain't a soul knows how, except me and 
                         Dumbledore. I shouldn't have told you 
                         that. I should not have told you that.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Hagrid, what exactly is that?

                                     HAGRID

                         Oh, That? It's a...it's um...

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         I know what that is! But Hagrid how 
                         did you get one?
 
                                     HAGRID

                         I won it! Off a stranger I met at the 
                         pub. Seemed quite glad to be rid of 
                         it, as a matter of fact.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Is that...a dragon?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         That's not just a dragon! That's a Norwegian 
                         Ridgeback! My brother Charlie works 
                         with these in Romania.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Isn't he beautiful? Oh bless him look, 
                         he knows his mummy! Hello Norbert!
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Norbert?

                                     HAGRID

                         Well he's gotta have a name don't he? 
                         Don't you Norbert? Te de de de de! Oh! 
                         Woah! He'll have to be trained up a 
                         bit of course. Who's that?
 
                                     HARRY

                         Malfoy.

                                     HAGRID

                         Oh, dear.

                                     HARRY

                         Hagrid always wanted a dragon. He told 
                         me so the first time I ever met him.
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         It's crazy! And worse Malfoy knows.
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         I don't understand. Is that bad?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         It's bad.

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Good evening. Nothing I repeat nothing 
                         gives a student the right to walk about 
                         the school at night. Therefore as punishment 
                         for your actions, 50 points will be 
                         taken.
 
                                     HARRY

                         50!

                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Each. And to ensure that it doesn't 
                         happen again all four of you will receive 
                         detention.
 
                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         Excuse me professor. Perhaps I heard 
                         you wrong. I thought you said the four 
                         of us.
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         No you heard me correctly Mr. Malfoy. 
                         You see, honorable as your intentions 
                         were you too were out of bed after hours. 
                         You will join you classmates in detention.
 
                         
                                     

                         
                                     FILCH

                         A pity they let the old punishments 
                         die. Was a time detention found you 
                         hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. 
                         God, I'll miss the screaming. You'll 
                         be serving detention with Hagrid tonight. 
                         He's got a little job to do inside the 
                         Dark Forest. A sorry lot, this, Hagrid. 
                         Oh good God you're not still on about 
                         that bloody dragon now are you?
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Norbert's gone. Dumbledore sent him 
                         off to Romania to live in a colony.
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         Well, that's good isn't it? He'll be 
                         with his own kind.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Yeah, but what if he don't like Romania? 
                         What if the other dragons are mean to 
                         him? He's only a baby after all.
 
                                     FILCH

                         Oh, for God's sake pull yourself together 
                         man. You're going into the Forest after 
                         all. Got to have your wits about you.
 
                         
                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         The Forest? I thought that was a joke. 
                         We can't go in there. Students aren't 
                         allowed. And there are... werewolves!
 
                         
                                     FILCH

                         Ah, there's more that werewolves in 
                         those trees, lad. You can be sure of 
                         that. Nighty- night.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Right, let's go.

                                     

                         
                                     HARRY

                         Hagrid, what is that?

                                     HAGRID

                         What we're here for. See that? That's 
                         unicorn blood, that is. I found one 
                         dead a few weeks ago. Now, this one's 
                         been hurt bad by something. So, it's 
                         our job to go and find the poor beast. 
                         Ron, Hermione, you'll come with me.
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Okay...

                                     HAGRID

                         And Harry, you'll go with Malfoy.

                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         Okay, then I get Fang!

                                     HAGRID

                         Fine. Just so you know he's bloody coward.
 
                         
                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         Wait till my father hears about this! 
                         This is servant stuff.
 
                                     HARRY

                         If I didn't know better Draco, I'd say 
                         you were scared.
 
                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         Scared Potter. Did you hear that?

                                     HARRY

                         Come on Fang!

                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         Scared!

                                     

                         
                                     HARRY

                         What is it Fang?

                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         AH!

                                     FIRENZE

                         Harry Potter, you must leave. You are 
                         known to many creatures here. The Forest 
                         is not safe at this time. Especially 
                         for you.
 
                                     HARRY

                         But what was that thing you saved me 
                         from?
 
                                     FIRENZE

                         A monstrous creature. It is a terrible 
                         crime to slay a unicorn. Drinking the 
                         blood of a unicorn will keep you alive 
                         even if you are an inch from death. 
                         But at a terrible price. For you have 
                         slain something so pure that the moment 
                         the blood touches your lips you have 
                         a half-life, a cursed life.
 
                                     HARRY

                         But who would choose such a life?

                                     FIRENZE

                         Can you think of no one?

                                     HARRY

                         You mean to say that thing that killed 
                         the unicorn, that was drinking its blood, 
                         that was Voldemort?
 
                                     FIRENZE

                         Do you know what is hidden in the school 
                         at this very moment, Mr. Potter?
 
                                     HARRY

                         The Sorcerer's Stone!

                                     HERMIONE

                         Harry!

                                     HAGRID

                         Hello there Firenze. See you've met 
                         our young Mr. Potter. All right there 
                         Harry?
 
                                     FIRENZE

                         Harry Potter, this is where I leave 
                         you. You are safe now. Good luck.
 
                         
                                     

                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         You mean, that You- Know- Who is out 
                         there right now in the Forest?
 
                                     HARRY

                         But he's weak. He's living off of unicorns. 
                         Don't you see? We had it wrong! Snape 
                         doesn't want the Stone for himself. 
                         He wants the Stone for Voldemort. With 
                         the Elixir of Life, Voldemort will become 
                         strong again. He, he'll come back.
 
                         
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         But if he comes back, you don't think 
                         he'll try to kill you, do you?
 
                                     HARRY

                         I think if he had his chance he would 
                         have tried to kill me tonight.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         And to think, I've been worrying about 
                         my Potions final.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Hang on a minute. We're forgetting one 
                         thing. Who's the one wizard Voldemort 
                         is always feared? Dumbledore. As long 
                         as Dumbledore's around, Harry, you're 
                         safe. As long as Dumbledore's around 
                         you can't be touched.
 
                                     

                         
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     HERMIONE

                         I'd heard Hogwarts' final exams were 
                         frightful, but I found they're rather 
                         enjoyable
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Speak for yourself. All right there 
                         Harry?
 
                                     HARRY

                         My scar. It keeps burning.

                                     HERMIONE

                         It's happened before.

                                     HARRY

                         Not like this.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Perhaps you should see the nurse.

                                     HARRY

                         I think it's a warning. It means danger's 
                         coming. Ah. Oh, Of Course.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         What is it?

                                     HARRY

                         Don't you think it's a bit odd that 
                         what Hagrid want more than anything 
                         is a dragon and a stranger turns up 
                         and just happens to have one? I mean, 
                         how many people wander around with dragon 
                         eggs in their pockets? Why didn't I 
                         see it before? Hagrid, who gave you 
                         that dragon egg? What did he look like?
 
                         
                                     HAGRID

                         I dunno. I never saw his face. He kept 
                         his hood up.
 
                                     HARRY

                         This stranger though, you and he must 
                         have talked.
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Well, he wanted to know what sort of 
                         creatures I looked after. And I told 
                         him, after Fluffy a dragon's gonna be 
                         no problem.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Did he seem interested in Fluffy?

                                     HAGRID

                         Well of course he was interested in 
                         Fluffy! How often do you come across 
                         three headed dogs do you come across 
                         even if you're in the trade? But I told 
                         him, I said, I said, "The trick with 
                         any beast is to know how to calm him." 
                         Take Fluffy for example, just play him 
                         a bit of music and he falls straight 
                         asleep. I shouldn't have told you that. 
                         Where are you going? Where are you---?
 
                         
                                     

                         
                                     HARRY

                         We have to see professor Dumbledore 
                         immediately!
 
                                     HARRY

                         We have to see Professor Dumbledore 
                         immediately!
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         Iím afraid Professor Dumbledoreís not 
                         here. He received an urgent owl from 
                         the Ministry of Magic and left immediately 
                         for London.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Heís gone! But this is important! This 
                         is about the Sorcererís Stone!
 
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         How did you know ---?

                                     HARRY

                         Someoneís going to try to steal it!
 
                         
                                     MCGONAGALL

                         I donít know how you three found out 
                         about the Stone but I assure you it 
                         is perfectly well protected. Now would 
                         you go back to your dormitories quietly.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         That was no stranger Hagrid met. It 
                         was Snape. Which means that he knows 
                         how to get past Fluffy.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         And with Dumbledore gone---

                                     SEVERUS SNAPE

                         Good afternoon. Now, what would three 
                         young Gryffindors, such as yourselves 
                         be doing inside on a day like this?
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         We were... we were just---

                                     SEVERUS SNAPE

                         Youíd ought to be careful. People willht 
                         think youíre up to something.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Now what are we do?

                                     HARRY

                         We go down the trap door, tonight.
 
                         
                                     

                         
                                     HARRY

                         Trevor.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Trevor, sh, go you shouldnít be here!
 
                         
                                     NEVILLE

                         Neither should you. Youíre sneaking 
                         out again arenít you?
 
                                     HARRY

                         Now Neville listen. We were... we were---
 
                         
                                     NEVILLE

                         No I wonít let you! Youíll get Gryffindor 
                         into trouble again! Iíll, Iíll fight 
                         you!
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Neville, Iím really really sorry about 
                         this. Petrificus totalus!
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Youíre a little scary sometimes, you 
                         know that. Brilliant, but scary.  
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Letís go.

                                     HARRY

                         Sorry.

                                     HERMIONE

                         Sorry.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Itís for your own good you know.

                                     

                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         Ow! You stood on my foot!

                                     

                          Sorry.

                                     HERMIONE

                         Alohomora.

                                     HARRY

                         Wait a minute. Heís snoring. Snapeís 
                         already been here. Heís put a spell 
                         on the harp.
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Ugh! Itís got horrible breath.

                                     HARRY

                         We have to move its paw.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         What?

                                     HARRY

                         Come on! Okay, push! Iíll go first. 
                         Donít follow me until I give you a sign. 
                         If something bad happens get yourselves 
                         out! Does it seem a bit quiet to you?
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         The harp, it stopped playing.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Ugh! Yuck! Ugh!

                                     HARRY

                         Jump!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Woah! Lucky this plant thingís here 
                         really! Woah!
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Stop moving, both of you! This is Devilís 
                         Snare. You have to relax! If you donít 
                         itíll only kill you faster!
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Kill us faster? Oh now I can relax!
 
                         
                                     R&HARRY

                         Hermione!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Oh now what are we going to do?

                                     HERMIONE

                         Just relax!

                                     HARRY

                         Hermione where are you?

                                     HERMIONE

                         Do what I say! Trust me!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Ah! Harry! Harry!

                                     HERMIONE

                         Are you okay?

                                     HARRY

                         Yeah, yeah Iím fine. (Ron Weasley: Help!)
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         Heís not relaxing is he? (Ron Weasley: 
                         Help!)
 
                                     HARRY

                         Apparently not. (Ron Weasley: Help me!)
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         Weíve got to do something! (Ron Weasley: 
                         Help!)
 
                                     HARRY

                         What? (Ron Weasley: Help!)

                                     HERMIONE

                         I remember reading something in Herbology. 
                         (Ron Weasley: Help!) ďDevilís Snare 
                         Devilís Snare itís deadly fun; but will 
                         sulk in the sun.Ē Thatís it! Devilís 
                         Snare hates sunlight! Lumus Solem!
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Ron, are you okay?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Yeah. Lucky we didnít panic!

                                     

                          Lucky Hermione pays attention in Herbology.
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         What is that?

                                     HARRY

                         I donít know Sounds like wings.

                                     HERMIONE

                         Curious, Iíve never seen birds like 
                         these.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Theyíre not birds theyíre keys. And 
                         Iíll bet one of then fits that door.
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         Whatís this all about?

                                     HARRY

                         I donít know. Strange.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Alohomora! Well, it was worth a try.
 
                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         What are we going to do? There must 
                         be a thousand keys up there!
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Weíre looking for a big old fashioned 
                         one. Probably rusty like the handle.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         There! I see it! The one with the broken 
                         wing!
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Whatís wrong Harry?

                                     HARRY

                         It is too simple.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Oh, go on Harry! If Snape can catch 
                         it on that old broomstick, you can! 
                         Youíre the youngest Seeker in a century! 
                         This complicates things a bit!
 
                                     HARRY

                         Catch the key!

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Hurry up!

                                     

                         
                                     HERMIONE

                         I donít like this. I donít like this 
                         at all.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Where are we? A graveyard?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         This is no graveyard, itís a chessboard.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Thereís the door!

                                     HERMIONE

                         Now what do we do?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Its obvious isnít it? Weíve got to play 
                         our way across the room. All right, 
                         Harry, you take the empty bishopís square. 
                         Hermione youíll be the queen-side castle. 
                         As for me, Iíll be a knight.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         What happens now?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Well, white moves first, and then we 
                         play.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Ron you donít suppose thisíll be like 
                         real wizardís chess do you?
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         You there D-5. Yes Hermione I think 
                         this is gonna be exactly like wizardís 
                         chess. Castle to E-4! Pawn to C-3!
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Wait a minute.

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         You understand right Harry. Once I make 
                         my move the queen will take me. Then 
                         youíre free to check the king.
 
                                     HARRY

                         No. Ron no!

                                     HERMIONE

                         What is it?

                                     HARRY

                         He is going to sacrifice himself!

                                     HERMIONE

                         No you canít! There must be another 
                         way!
 
                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Do you wanna stop Snape from getting 
                         that Stone or not? Harry, itís you that 
                         has to go on. I know it! Not me! Not 
                         Hermione! You! Knight to H-3. Check. 
                         Ah!
 
                                     HARRY

                         Ron! No donít move! Donít forget weíre 
                         still playing! Checkmate! Take care 
                         of Ron then go to the owlery. Send a 
                         message to Dumbledore. Ronís right. 
                         I have to go on.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Youíll be okay Harry. Youíre a great 
                         wizard. You really are.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Not as good as you.

                                     HERMIONE

                         Me? Books, cleverness. There are more 
                         important things. Friendship and bravery. 
                         And Harry, just be careful.
 
                                     

                         
                                     HARRY

                         You? No it canít be; Snape he was he 
                         was the one---
 
                                     QUIRRELL

                         Yes he does seem the type doesnít he? 
                         Next to him who would suspect p-p-poor 
                         st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell?
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         But that day, during the Quidditch match, 
                         Snape tried to kill me.
 
                                     QUIRRELL

                         Oh no dear boy, I tried to kill you! 
                         And trust me if Snapeís cloak hadnít 
                         caught on fire and broken my eye contact 
                         I would have succeeded. Even with Snape 
                         muttering his little counter-curse.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Snape was trying to save me?

                                     QUIRRELL

                         I knew you were a danger to me right 
                         from the off. Especially after Halloween.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Then then you let the troll in!

                                     QUIRRELL

                         Very good Potter yes. Snape unfortunately 
                         wasnít fooled, when every one else was 
                         running about the dungeon Snape went 
                         to the third floor to head me of. He 
                         of course never trusted me again. He 
                         rarely left me alone. But he doesnít 
                         understand, Iím never alone. Never. 
                         Now does this mirror do? I see what 
                         I desire. I see myself holding the Stone. 
                         But how do I get it?
 
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Use the boy.

                                     QUIRRELL

                         Come here Potter! Now! Tell me what 
                         do you see? What is it what do you see?
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Iím shaking hands with Dumbledore. Iíve 
                         won the House Cup.
 
                                     VOLDEMORT

                         He lies.

                                     QUIRRELL

                         Tell the truth! What do you see?

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Let me speak to him.

                                     QUIRRELL

                         Master you are not strong enough.

                                     VOLDEMORT

                          have strength enough for this. Harry 
                         Potter, we meet again.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Voldemort?

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Yes, you see what I have become? See 
                         what I must do to survive? Live off 
                         another. A mere parasite. Unicorn blood 
                         can sustain me but it cannot give me 
                         a body of my own. But there is something 
                         that can. Something that conveniently 
                         enough lies in your pocket. Stop him! 
                         Donít be a fool! Why suffer a horrific 
                         death when you can join with me and 
                         live?
 
                                     HARRY

                         Never!

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Bravery, your parents had it too. Tell 
                         me Harry would you like to see your 
                         mother and father again? Together we 
                         can bring them back. All I ask is for 
                         something in return. Thatís it Harry. 
                         There is no good and evil, there is 
                         only power and those too weak to seek 
                         it. Together we'll do extraordinary 
                         things. Just give me the Stone!
 
                                     HARRY

                         You liar!

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Kill him!

                                     QUIRRELL

                         What is this magic?

                                     VOLDEMORT

                         Fool get the Stone! 

                                     

                         
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Good afternoon Harry. Tokens from your 
                         admirers.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Admirers?

                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         What happened down in the dungeons between 
                         you and Professor Quirrell is a complete 
                         secret. So naturally the whole school 
                         knows. Ah, I see that your friend Ronald 
                         has saved you the trouble of opening 
                         your Chocolate Frogs.
 
                                     HARRY

                         Ron was here? Is he alright? What about 
                         Hermione?
 
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Fine. They're both just fine.

                                     HARRY

                         Bu, what happened to the Stone?

                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Relax dear boy. The Stone has been destroyed. 
                         My friend Nicholas and I have had a 
                         little chat and agreed it was best all 
                         around.
 
                                     HARRY

                         But then Flamel, he'll die won't he?
 
                         
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         He has enough Elixir of Life to set 
                         his affairs in order. But yes, he will 
                         die.
 
                                     HARRY

                         How is it I got the Stone sir? One minute 
                         I was there staring in the mirror and 
                         then the next---
 
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Ah, you see only a person who wanted 
                         to find the Stone, find it, but not 
                         use it would be able to get it. That 
                         is one of my more brilliant ideas. And 
                         between you and me that is saying something.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Does that mean with the Stone gone that 
                         is, that Voldemort can never come back?
 
                         
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Ah, I'm afraid there are ways in which 
                         he can return. Harry do you know why 
                         Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to 
                         have you touch him? It was because of 
                         your mother. She sacrificed herself 
                         for you. And that kind of act leaves 
                         a mark. No, no this kind of mark cannot 
                         be seen. It lives in your very skin.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         What is it?

                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Love Harry. Love. Bertie Bott's Every 
                         Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate 
                         in my youth to come across a vomit flavor 
                         one. Since then I'm afraid I've lost 
                         my liking for them. But I think I could 
                         be safe with a nice toffee. Alas! Earwax!
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Alright there Ron?

                                     RON WEASLEY

                         Alright. You?

                                     HARRY

                         Alright. Hermione?

                                     HERMIONE

                         Never better.

                                     

                         
                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Another year gone. And now as I understand 
                         it, the House Cup needs awarding. And 
                         the points stand as thus: In fourth 
                         place, Gryffindor with 312 points. Third 
                         place, Hufflepuff with 352 points. In 
                         second place Ravenclaw with 426 points. 
                         And in first place, with 472 points, 
                         Slytherin House.
 
                                     DRACO MALFOY

                         Nice one mate.

                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         Yes, yes. Well-done Slytherin. Well-done 
                         Slytherin. However recent events must 
                         be taken into account. And I have a 
                         few last-minute points to award. To 
                         Miss. Hermione Granger, for the cool 
                         use of intellect when others were in 
                         grave peril. 50 points. Second, to Mr. 
                         Ronald Weasley, for the best-played 
                         game of chess Hogwarts has seen these 
                         many years. 50 points. And third, to 
                         Mr. Harry Potter, for pure nerve and 
                         outstanding courage. I award Gryffindor 
                         House 60 points.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         We're tied with Slytherin!

                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         And finally, it takes a great deal of 
                         bravery to stand up to your enemies. 
                         But a great deal more to stand up to 
                         your friends. I award 10 points to Neville 
                         Longbottom. Assuming my calculations 
                         are correct I believe that a change 
                         of decoration is in order. Gryffindor 
                         wins the House Cup!
 
                                     HAGRID

                         Yes!

                                     

                         
                                     

                         - - - -

                                     HAGRID

                         Come on now. Hurry up, you'll be late! 
                         Train's leaving. Go on. Come on, hurry 
                         up.
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Come on Harry.

                                     HARRY

                         One minute.

                                     HAGRID

                         Thought you were leaving without saying 
                         good-bye did you? This is for you.
 
                         
                                     HARRY

                         Thanks Hagrid.

                                     HAGRID

                         Oh. Go on. On with you. On with you 
                         now. On with you. Oh, listen, Harry. 
                         If that dolt of a cousin of yours Dudley 
                         gives you any grief you can always um... 
                         threaten him, with a nice pair of ears 
                         to go with that tail of his.
 
                                     HARRY

                         But Hagrid, we're not allowed to do 
                         magic away from Hogwarts. You know that.
 
                         
                                     HAGRID

                         I know that. But your cousin don't do 
                         he?
 
                                     HERMIONE

                         Feels strange to be going home doesn't 
                         it?
 
                                     HARRY

                         I'm not going home. Not really.

                                     

                                    THE END


Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone



Writers :   J.K. Rowling  Steven Kloves
Genres :   Adventure  Family  Fantasy


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