Around this time last year, a bouncer at a Brisbane nightclub was furious - he’d lost his favourite shirt.

The joint winner of the world's most despicable, hateful sign competition, along with the one that reads WE GREW HERE, YOU FLEW HERE.

As I dug through my wallet to find my driver’s licence and mentally rehearsed my usual lie (“How many have you had?” – “Just a couple”), he told me he had sifted through every drawer and looked under every seat in his Commodore.

“Oh yeah it’s always the last place you look or something,” I mumbled as I pulled out a Target gift card.

Then he dropped this little pearl: “Yeah it’s pissing me off ‘cause it’s almost Aussie Day and I won’t be able to tell ‘em ‘we grew here, you flew here’.”

Excuse me? Tell whom, exactly?

The truth is, we all know exactly who my burly friend was talking about. One of my mates, Michael, falls right into his target audience.

Michael is half Swiss, half Lebanese and definitely ‘grew’ here.

Last Australia Day he was walking to the local Night Owl when a car-load of boozed-up yobs pulled up beside him and shouted: “Happy Australia Day… ya f—-ing ethnic!”

Classy. No doubt they continued on their merry way to salute the flag by pouring a slushy over the Indian bloke’s head at the Night Owl.

First up, you should know that I love Australia Day – as well as Australia.

It’s a day when we celebrate our tenacity, our ability to unite when faced with hardship (the floods are an awe-inspiring example of this) and those few traditions we call our own.

This is a land of opportunity. We’re inventive, spirited, welcoming and neighbourly.

Well, most of us anyway.

There is a small, but vocal minority, who seem intent on spoiling our national day of celebration for anyone who isn’t white, sports an accent or doesn’t enjoy glassing people as a way of winning sports-related arguments.

My parents immigrated to Australia in the early 80s from New Zealand (they were both born in Kenya).

They’ve both worked hard, paid their taxes and often volunteer for various things.

They were both extraordinarily proud to become citizens and have rarely uttered a bad word about this country.

I can still remember the intense rage I felt when some fool pulled that “F—- off, we’re full crap” in Year 7.

In reply, I used some very grown up words.

He told me to shove it because he was a “fifth-generation Aussie”.

I (not-so-politely) mentioned the scores of “fifth-generation Aussies” that were lying around various parks in Cairns and selling pot to 12-year-olds beside Digger’s Corner, the local convenience store.

For almost 20 years, I told him, my parents had been supporting these clowns through their taxes.

These same leeches are often the ones who use Australia Day as an opportunity to tell foreigners to get back on their boats.

They’ll parade through Surfers Paradise draped in flags, snarling at the same Asian tourists who keep the glitter strip glittery, before getting stupidly drunk and tying up the courts for months.

Again, these idiots represent only a tiny percentage of Australians – the same miniscule group who managed to globally humiliate the rest of us through their despicable antics at Cronulla.

The vast majority of people are more than content to host a pool party, chuck some beers in the esky and fire up the barbecue come January 26.

Those who insist on promoting their bizarre and embarrassing form of patriotism generally seem to be the ones who contribute the least.

Australia’s achievements will never be their own.

There is nothing viler than brandishing a Southern Cross tattoo or flag as some kind of hate banner.

This isn’t an attempt to fuel debate about asylum seekers or immigration policies.

I’m simply talking about respecting all Australians - not just the ones that fit some dated stereotype.

I know plenty of Indian, Chinese, Italian and Lebanese immigrants who would jump at the chance to defend our shores and risk their own lives if the situation called for it.

Our defence forces are full of such people – many of whom will be spending Australia Day in the Middle East.

On January 26, let’s not let a handful of bitter fools taint our day of celebration, or defile our national symbols of solidarity.

Most of us know Australia Day is a chance to reflect on how lucky we are and raise a glass to those who helped build this nation – whether they grew here or flew here.

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    • Eric says:

      05:02am | 25/01/11

      Ah, the obligatory pre-Australia Day round of Aussie-bashing. Now a proud tradition of our culture.

    • Helen says:

      06:32am | 25/01/11

      Eric, how was that even remotely close to Aussie-bashing? Dickhead-bashing, boofhead-bashing, idiot-thug-bashing, sure. But Aussie-bashing?  Don’t lump us all in with the tossers Tin was talking about.

    • Shane says:

      06:55am | 25/01/11

      Oh Eric, I am so disappointed in you. How could you not manage to make some tragic, middle aged bitter bloke connection to how bashing Aussies is a symptom of the underlying anti-male bias flourishing in Australia?

    • James1 says:

      07:39am | 25/01/11

      If Aussies engage in that type of behaviour, then I guess its time to go back to Ireland for me, as I will never be an Aussie.

    • Tubesteak says:

      07:54am | 25/01/11

      It’s not Aussie-bashing.

      It’s bashing the ignorant moronic bogan yobbos that are destroying this country.

      Many people, whether migrant or not, make a valuable contribution to this country and want to improve it.

      Many more people make little contribution, vote for politicians based on what hand-outs will favour them, consume too much pointless crap, live in economically irresponsible manners and behave in ways that would make a cockney prostitute blush.

    • BJ says:

      08:01am | 25/01/11

      @Shane. Lol love seeing Eric put back into his box. Thanks Shane. Oh and Eric you forgot to work one of your usual misogynistic cracks in as well. Must be losing your touch.

    • Patriot of the year says:

      08:02am | 25/01/11

      Of course it’s Australia bashing. Who would wait until their child’s brithday to rattle off a list of everything they hate about them? Not someone who loved their child.

      “Son, it’s your birthday tomorrow and I love you, but there are some things I don’t love about you. You never do your homework. You’re lazy, & generally unattractive. Sometimes I’m envious of other parents’ children. You’re also a bigot. Ultimately, I wish you were less crap. Happy birthday!”

    • Jim says:

      08:29am | 25/01/11

      In defense of Eric…you’d have to be blind not to see the amount of self-flagellation the media puts on us on Australia Day. It’s been that way for a few years now.
      You watch…ACA will probably run a piece on ‘bogan’ behaviour, no doubt pulling out the juiciest footage from Cronulla. Another mob will chase down that silly Shiek in Sydney for his poisonous views. A news crew will be parked in Cronulla just waiting for something. There will be some aboriginal elder cornered and interviewed. There will be reporters going through Lakemba asking people what they think….it’s disgraceful.
      Here in The Punch today we have two stories with sensationalised headlines saying what they hate about Australia Day.
      Even some of the comments that will come out here - people will say they are ashamed to be Australian, people will exclaim that all Australians (excepot themselves of course) are redneck racists. There’s already the Labor goons in here blaming everything on Abbott….give us a break!

    • the aussie basher says:

      09:18am | 25/01/11

      eric I agree with you about the pre aussie day round of aussie bashing! How dare decent real Australians have a go at feral bogans with their uneducated views of Australian. Hey Eric turn on your tv Jerry Springer is on!!!!!

    • Jake says:

      10:42am | 25/01/11

      BJ,

      Try contributing to the topic instead of petty attack on a contributor.  All this demonstrates is lack of ability to contribute intelligently to the debate.

    • Chris L says:

      12:31pm | 25/01/11

      Eric, let me preface this by saying I often agree (at least partially) with the points you make, but not this time.

      Not every Aussie dresses in a flag cape and tells non-white people to “Fuck off, we’re full!”. I don’t think even the majority of Aussies engage in this behaviour. Therefore this article was not aimed at Aussies in general, just the ones that try to intimidate immigrants, tourists and Aussies that aren’t white and make us look like a country of racist bogans.

      If any reader is feeling villified by this article it might be a good opportunity to review how you act toward others and how it makes them feel.

    • facepalm says:

      01:36pm | 25/01/11

      This article hit a little too close to home, Eric? Oh, and I especially love your invocation of one of the biggest oxymorons in existence today (Australian culture).

      The title of this particular article really struck a chord with me. Having prejudices against people on the basis of geography is just as moronic as prejudices based on skin colour, or religion for that matter. Some people see nationalism and patriotism (words which are interchangeable as far as I’m concerned) as ideas to espouse with great pride. Personally, I regard them as social diseases. The sooner we as a whole (by which I mean the entire world) cure ourselves of such poisonous ideas, the better off we’ll be.

    • The Real Eric says:

      07:41pm | 25/01/11

      Eric, Please tell us how you manage to get up so early every day. I wish I could sparkle at 5 O’clock in the morning, like you.

    • James Milton says:

      08:09pm | 25/01/11

      “Oh, and I especially love your invocation of one of the biggest oxymorons in existence today (Australian culture).”

      See, that right there is a perfect example of Australia bashing. Go and suggest that another country’s culture is an oxymoron and you’ll be called a racist. As is, you’re just an ignorant fool.

    • Thomas says:

      08:45pm | 25/01/11

      The Real Eric,

      It’s due to a word little know to most Australians:

      Effort!

    • The Real Eric says:

      09:39pm | 25/01/11

      Thomas, thank you. Is it really effort or just the ramblings of a jaded night shift misanthropist? Secretly, I actually suspect that there is actually no such real person as Eric. Ya with me?

    • Vicki PS says:

      09:46pm | 25/01/11

      Eric, you must sit awake and twitching every night, hunched over your PC, waiting for the very second that the first of the new day’s Punch articles pop up.  Such tenacity and dedication!  Such heroism in pursuit of your delu…sorry, dream.  Mate, you’re just the kind of bloke the Australia Day Committee loves to hold up high as an inspiration to all of us.  You’re at least as totally useless as Jessica Watson, but you haven’t got a vagina.  You’ve got it all, mate!  Eric, YOU should be our Australian of the Year!

    • The Real Eric says:

      10:50pm | 25/01/11

      Vick PS. Lovely to read your stimulating insights. Do you think Eric is a phantom?

    • VickiPS says:

      12:10am | 26/01/11

      @The Real Eric:  A phantom? No.  THE Phantom?  Possibly.  My strongest suspicion is that Eric spent so long contemplating his fundament that he succumbed to the vortex and thrust his head so far into the Brown Hole that his consciousness now resides permanently in one of the infinity of alternative Earths (or perhaps roams restlessly across them), while his now-useless male meaty bits are left to dangle pathetically in our own continuum.  Sad, really.

    • facepalm says:

      02:09am | 26/01/11

      Let me guess James, I’m “un-Australian” (bugger me with a rake, I hate that term) for being a realist? If I’m such an “ignorant fool,” then educate me. Or am I not worth the effort in your judgment? Or maybe you’re just defensive because what I said (glib as it was) rings slightly true?

      Oh, and how nice of you to completely ignore the more salient points of my post.

    • Jacko says:

      03:00pm | 26/01/11

      “For almost 20 years, I told him, my parents had been supporting these clowns through their taxes.”

      Those of us formed here don’t see the place in terms of income and money. People with foreign ethics very rarely get that. This bloke looks no different.

    • Jazz says:

      03:54pm | 26/01/11

      There are so many nasty lines circuling around such as, “We grew here, you flew here..” how about the other one, “we came in planes, you came in chains”

      They all hurt, so lets just all grow up and be Australian = multicultural people who loves and resides in this country!

    • Bitten says:

      06:36pm | 26/01/11

      Ultimately, I wish you were less crap!

      I love this, I may use this in future, it’s like a parental haiku.

    • S.L says:

      05:54am | 25/01/11

      Cronulla is an excuse for morons to be bigger morons on Australia day but what started it? A young man of middle eastern parentage king hitting a local lifeguard while he was on duty a few years ago. Trouble will happen this year and next year and the next year all because of the actions one trouble maker toward a guy trying to help his community.
      Who will get arrested? Oh the racist white anglo Aussies!

    • TChong says:

      06:39am | 25/01/11

      So , one of “them"hit a life guard - and that is enough of an excuse to attack any of “them” in return ?
      Maybe the white anglo Aussies arrested were guilty of assault- the vigilante loons filmed carrying out the attacks on the train were shown physically attacking people.
      Do you suppose that had anything to do with the arrests?

    • Jim says:

      06:46am | 25/01/11

      Actually it was closer to a dozen of them on the lifeguard….cowardice in numbers. But I get your gist - be prepared to be bombarded by bleeding heart replies S.L!

    • S.L says:

      07:17am | 25/01/11

      Thanks Jim it doesn’t worry me. I’m only going on the facts. We can mentioned what the Lakemba Boys did to the Maroubra CBD after dark after all the racist Aussies went home but why should I? We all know what happened, even the writers that take me to task here. Even when I have spoken of the white anglo retaliators in unflatering terms.

    • Tom says:

      09:06am | 25/01/11

      Funny why so many people want to come to Australia? You would think that they would by-pass our vile racist culture and go somewhere else? I wonder what it is about our culture that makes Australia so attractive? After all, we are vile racists ....

    • ZSRenn says:

      10:15am | 25/01/11

      @S.L. and Jim
      The police reports stated the Lebanese men had been on the beach all day as is their right without incident but later an argument between the lifesavers and the Lebanese men broke out with some pushing and shoving but one lifesaver fell hitting his head. Two against eight but it was the two that approached the eight. If you’re going to play with fire you’re going to get burned. The media reported falsely that masses of Middle Eastern men then converged on the beach and called for a show of force by the Australian people against this violence by the Lebanese.

      Three things:
      a) If this had been a fight between two groups of good old white boys one from Cronulla and the others from Manly and one got hurt it wouldn’t even make the news.

      b) Why has the members of the media never been brought to account for their roles in these action.

      c) Please stop listening to urban legends and read more than surf magazines for your up to date news.

    • Jade says:

      10:28am | 25/01/11

      S.L you are forgetting it not racist when it is against a white person.  People seem to forget the reason that the riots started.  And the truth is that people had had enough of the Ethnic gangs in the area.  But of course, evil white man will always get the blame and the rest are just victims.

    • me my mo says:

      06:57pm | 25/01/11

      It was inaction of the authorities for some time that led the rise in tensions. The life guard being king hit wasn’t the first incident, it was just the one that led to the riots - similar in manner to the famous Rodney King incident in the US. The collective reaction was deplorable, but simply dismissing the moment as a bunch of racist white people getting angry - as often people referring to it do - does no one any favours.

    • Justin says:

      06:17am | 25/01/11

      No mention of Invasion Day, no call to change the flag, no call for a new national anthem, you call this a piece on Australia Day?

      If you want to talk stereotypes, you should at least raise the other stereotypical items.

    • ZSRenn says:

      09:54am | 25/01/11

      As a descendant of Convicts I really do take it as insulting to call Australia Day- Invasion day. You give these soon to be thousands of people who died building roads, schools, hospitals etc no credit. They did not come as an army but were dragged here in conditions worse than those suffered by the Africans taken to the Americas. I like to celebrate Australia Day and each year remember the trials that my ancestors went thru to get here.

      I find it a fitting day to celebrate otherwise we would forget the trials of these men and women. I also remember living in Cooma and the huge multiculturalism of the town with the Snowy scheme being built by fellow Australians from all over the world. This was long before the term multiculturalism had ever been used in common speech.

      As a 9th generation Australian and a descendant of Convicts I am appalled at the racist yobbo element that is trickling into our society. I thank David Koch and Jason (Son of Koch ) Tin for their articles today.

    • Khrystene says:

      10:21am | 25/01/11

      @ZSRenn I’m sure the spirit of the many many Aboriginal tribes - families, elders, children and their living decendents take umbrage at your ‘celebration’, arguably ONE OF the largest and most uncalled for massacres of a people in human history.

      Take your self pity somewhere else. The Aboriginal people never forced you to come here.

    • JB says:

      10:40am | 25/01/11

      you have to admit, it would be good if we pimped up our anthem a bit. It would be awesome if it was always performed like this:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jboD7hvRBMk
      As performed by Deborah Cheetham at the 2009 Bushfire Memorial

    • Levi says:

      10:45am | 25/01/11

      Well leave the country Khrystene. Whites made this country what it is today, if you don’t like it than just leave, seriously.

    • Tim says:

      10:46am | 25/01/11

      Khrystene,
      “arguably ONE OF the largest and most uncalled for massacres of a people in human history.”

      This comment would be laughable if I didn’t think you were serious. Go and read a history book.

    • ZSRenn says:

      11:00am | 25/01/11

      Correct Khrystene for point 1.

      It was the English that forced my ancestors to come here.

      Incorrect for point 2
      I hold no guilt for the suffering the English (Not Australian) police inflicted on the Aboriginal people as at the time they were killing off thousands of their own. 

      Incorrect for point 3
      I think it is a lie saying it was one of largest massacres in human history. How many Aboriginals lived in Sydney Cove at the time do you think 4 or 5 million I don’t think so. More like 100’s I do not condone this killing and most died from Syphilus but think the urban myths as to the size of the massacre may be a little exaggerated.

      Incorrect point 4
      I was trying to show pride in my Convict heritage and the wish to celebrate this pride on Australia day. I am sorry if my writing is so bad it appeared as self pity.

    • Jade says:

      11:01am | 25/01/11

      Justin… all those things will be on the agenda by the end of the week…

    • BK says:

      11:47am | 25/01/11

      Khrystene

      The first Aborigines completely wiped out their predecesors (the Murrians and Negritoes) everywhere, except far north Queensland and Tasmania.

    • Sherekahn says:

      12:16pm | 25/01/11

      Our National flag should be the Indigenous flag superimposed by our present flag.  It would register our heritage more correctly.
      Anyway, ‘pommies’ rule yeah?
      Tony Abbot was a ‘pom,’ Julia Gillard was a Welsh ‘pom.’
      Just remember:  The first president must be a ‘pom!’

    • Richard says:

      02:06pm | 25/01/11

      I do not find anything particularly immoral about the “invasion” of Australia by my anglo-saxon ancestors. I mean really, it was inevitable, but not immoral.

      To put it into historical context: the Spanish and Portuguese had been conquistador-ing around South America/Africa/India etc. for centuries before-hand: raping, pillaging and enslaving all before them. Then Britain came along and by 1788 was the most Imperialist, expansionist, technologically advanced civilisation the world had ever seen (not to mention quite morally enlightened compared to what had prevailed beforehand).

      And then they came to Australia.

      Now what do you think would be the likely outcome of an encounter between Pax Brittanica in all its sun-never-setting glory and an aboriginal culture which had managed to completely bypass such technological advancements as the wheel, crop cultivation, animal husbandry, the bronze age, etc.?

      Of course the Aborigines were swept aside, considering the historical context, how could it have been any different? I don’t think we should glorify backwards and primitive cultures in a way renders our own advancement and achievements immoral. Western civilisation and all of the scientific development that goes with it is mankind’s greatest accomplishment, please do not denigrate it with your hand-wringing over events that you are taking out of their historical context.

    • James Milton says:

      08:12pm | 25/01/11

      @Khrystene: you mean the Aboriginals who were dying at 45 and eating each other when the evil whites brought them civilisation?

    • Mayday says:

      06:39am | 25/01/11

      My son who is a red head and as white skinned as they come was bashed on Australia Day night in Oxford St,  Sydney in 2008 by two Lebanese men.

      They belted him, took his phone and wallet the called him a f…..ing skippy as they ran off. 

      He reported this to the police who said this was nothing new particularly from those of Middle Eastern appearance.

      He never got any of his property back and when the police picked this scum up they charged them.
      There were other victims that night but the Police told him not to follow through in court because there defence lawyer would say he was too drunk to recognise them.

      The officer in charge kept in touch and we found out later they both got off.


      This behaviour cuts both ways!

    • TChong says:

      07:07am | 25/01/11

      So, they ( the assailants)  were charged with something?
      The courts then found whatever evidence was produced was insufficient for a conviction?
      Maybe the “courts"were relying on our legal system that sees any accused person innocent unless PROVEN otherwise. - a great Aussie tradition.

    • HappyCynic says:

      07:52am | 25/01/11

      @Mayday

      The point of your story is no different to Tin’s and that is that a small minority of wankers ruin the reputation of the larger (and largely silent) majority. 

      I guarantee this rule applies to every bogan, middle eastern, jewish, asian, italian, greek, french, african, brazilian, spanish, south american, canadian, swedish, swiss, dutch, irish, english, german, russian, czech, austrian, hungarian, indian, ukranian and american Australian (if I missed any don’t worry these are just the Aussies I know, the others certainly aren’t exempt). 

      I also guarantee that the problem of wankers is no higher in one ethnicity than another, all other things being equal (socio-economic status, employment status, education etc).

    • Mayday says:

      07:59am | 25/01/11

      Yes T Chong they were charged with multiple bashing charges and got off because the people bashed had been drinking therefore their testimony would be worth zilch!  Apparently this is standard practice.

      The victims all provided the same description of the two “men” whose targets were all people on their own, my son had just walked out of the club on his own to take a phone call.  Cowards and thieves.

    • Jim says:

      08:03am | 25/01/11

      @TChong - it seems it’s also becoming an Aussie tradition to be an arse, assault people then take advantage of our embarrassingly soft judicial system and bleeding heart MSM.

    • TChong says:

      08:12am | 25/01/11

      Mayday, not wishing to pick a fight, or snarl at you, or your son,
      BUT…,If the prosecution case failed , due to the intoxication of the witnesses…?
      Would you like to be convicted of something, where the evidence involves people too drunk to make a positive identification ?
      these guys may have been guilty, equally they may have been innocent,thats why proof (or admission) beyond reasonable doubt is required.

    • HT says:

      12:27pm | 25/01/11

      How come it’s always noteable when someone commits a crime and is of “middle Eastern” appearance.. like in a news article or when people are discussing it in general.. However, whenever they are talking about a crime committed by a white person it was just “that guy” or “that girl”?

    • Chris L says:

      12:43pm | 25/01/11

      I think what TChong is trying to say, and that others might not be considering, is that the two Lebanese men picked up by the police may not have been the two Lebanese men that attacked Mayday’s son.

      Sadly there are always plenty of thugs and idiots that escape punishment for their crimes through lack of proof, and not all of them are immigrants, but as frustrating and wrong as this is it is preferable to our society punishing innocent people.

    • The Cricket says:

      02:06pm | 25/01/11

      Why am I not susprised T-Chong leaps in to defend those accused of assault?
      I bet he wouldn’t be doing so if they were white.

    • TChong says:

      03:31pm | 25/01/11

      The cricket: why say that ?. i think any one accused of any crime shuld be presumed innocent until proven otherwise - a consistant stand in all my posts concerning law- en- order issues.
      So why accuse me of any bias. Proof?
      Put up , or shut up.

    • Jim says:

      06:54am | 25/01/11

      We drown in PC bullshit 364 days a year, we’ve had multiculturalism forced on us despite it failing everywhere else. We see ethnic gangs in the news for all the wrong reasons. We see ethnic leaders who refuse to assimilate, or even speak our language as they claim BS things like Aussie girls deserve to be gang raped!

      After the events in Cronulla a few years ago, Australia Day has become a day where the average Aussie feels like he can get up and be proud, and try to hang on to th elast vestiges of Aussie larrikinism.

      Sure, it brings out the bogans and people who can’t express their love for this country in ways that won’t offend any one of the 1001 easily offended minorities out there…but it’s only one frikkin day. Let us have our BBQ lamb chops and a few beers…Thursday it’ll be back to work to support the bludgers.

    • Carz says:

      07:30am | 25/01/11

      Our language??? You mean the English that was brought here by the original white immigrants, as opposed to the many and varied languages of the Aboriginals who beat the rest of us here by centuries?

    • Jim says:

      07:41am | 25/01/11

      It’s an expression Carz…here’s your violin, can you hear me playing for you?

    • hugh says:

      07:49am | 25/01/11

      @ Carz:
      “...who beat the rest of us here by centuries? “

      What bloody school did you go to??
      Centuries = hundreds of years

      They were here around 40,000 years ago. So - decades would be a more apt description

    • Carz says:

      08:09am | 25/01/11

      @ hugh. Ummm when I went to school a century was 100 years, which is a lot more than a decade which is ten. Perhaps I should have said millenia (millenium = 1000 years) . Either way it is still correct.

    • HappyCynic says:

      08:14am | 25/01/11

      @Jim

      How are you drowning in “PC bullsh*t”?  How does “PC bullsh*t” impact on your life?  Is it really so hard to treat people with the respect you’re given?  I’d like concrete examples of how your life is negatively affected by respecting other ethnicities.  I bet you don’t have a single one except maybe having to think before you speak (thinking can hurt small minds)

    • Bruce Wayne says:

      08:18am | 25/01/11

      Carz, grow up. Regardless of who was here first, English is the official language of Australia. If your point was so important to make, why did you not also supply a translation in Wiradjuri, or another one of the many and varied languages of our Indigenous Australians?
      Jim is simply saying that Australians will readily accept immigrants who will readily contribute to our great land in a positive manner. People such as the Muslim leader who made the comment that Jim speaks of deserve to be kicked out. His followers would do well to see what damage he does to their image and be rid of him.

    • Carter says:

      08:20am | 25/01/11

      @hugh

      I hope you’re not being serious…

      40,000 years is 400 centuries, and 4000 decades… So decades would be as accurate, but less apt.

    • Carter says:

      08:28am | 25/01/11

      @Jim

      Okay, sentence by sentence.

      Multiculturalism forced on us? Nope, MOST of us are happy to enjoy the positives of multiculturalism (like Italian restaurants, going to a Baseball game (yes, America is a different culture), having fun at a mates Indian wedding), just like many people who have come hear enjoy most aspects of our culture.

      Ethnic gangs? Like Aussie bogan gangs then?

      Claim BS things like Aussie girls deserve to be raped? First, Sheik Hilali’s comments were absolutely unforgivable and insensitive, but have you actually read them yourself, or are you just relying on the media to dumb it down for you? What he actually said was that in comparison to a girl in a Niqab, Hajib or Burqa, a girl in a bikini presents a temptation to some men. I defy you to claim otherwise.

      After the events in Cronulla a few years ago, Australia Day has become a day where the average Aussie feels like he can get up and be proud, and try to hang on to the last vestiges of Aussie larrikinism? Does that include beating up Cops and Ambos? Because both of those happened that day too.

      Sure, it brings out the bogans and people who can’t express their love for this country in ways that won’t offend any one of the 1001 easily offended minorities out there…? I’m not easily offended, but when the world sees a bunch of drunk blokes beating up one Lebanese guy, I’m ashamed, not offended.

      Let us have our BBQ lamb chops and a few beers… I’ll be enjoying a lamb chop and (probably more than one) beer too, but I won’t feel the need to call all immigrants illegal.

      Thursday it’ll be back to work to support the bludgers? There are more “Aussies” on the dole than immigrants. Have a look at the ABS statistics before you make yourself look any more like a prize idiot.

    • Jim says:

      09:39am | 25/01/11

      Wow Carter…what a superior human being you must be! A real liive bleeding heart apologist! In fact I met one of your breed yesterday while minding my own business and ducking into Coles to grab some milk. Some feral looking old lady who smelled rather bad came up to me and, mistaking my obvious aboriginal heritage as something that needed patronising, started to ‘sympathise’ with me on something the latte set refer to as ‘Invasion Day’. I listened to her rant politely then told her I really didn’t care, it’s Australia Day and I’m Aussie. She got most upset and started screeching about how misinformed I was! It set me up in a foul mood for the rest of the week.

      I’m not talking about the Italian and Greek festivals, or the Asian influences which most Aussies love, it’s the way we’re forced to change our own lifestyle and traditions to accomodate the latest waves of immigration. You know….ooops, we can’t have a nativity scene in the shopping centre, it may offend someone! We can’t put up a Christmas tree at school, it may offend someone! We can’t expect 2nd and 3rd generation Australians to start speaking English now…not when they’ve been speaking Arabic for so long; let’s set up translator services so they can feel at home!

      And the bunch of bogans bashing a single lebanese man??? You mean the idiot who was taunting a bunch of drunks with comments like “I’ll blow all you c*nts up”? Or were you confused with what happened that night when carloads of Lakemba’s finest would pick out people wlaking down the street, then run away? I know what would happen if I turned up at a Muslim rally taunting them…and I’d deserve it for being stupid.

      And it’s amazing how you can infer my use of the word ‘bludgers’ as being anything more than that - wow.

    • Carter says:

      10:09am | 25/01/11

      Jim

      I actually don’t feel superior at all, sometimes quite the opposite. And I’m not sure I have a bleeding heart in any circumstance, nor do I think I apologised for anything in my comment. But you’re need to generalise me is interesting. I’ve never felt the need to approach one of my Indigenous friends and talk about “Invasion Day”. It’s Australia Day, and that includes people whose ancestors lived here before 1788 as well as those who came to Australia last year.

      I have lived here my entire life and have never felt the need to change who I am to accommodate someone from another culture. I have no doubt that some idiots want to ban nativity scenes and Easter eggs, but that’s not solely confined to “ethnic minorities”, and ranting against a group of people (of any race or culture) isn’t going to build acceptance for the people who come to this country and do adopt our agreed way of life.

      And for your point on language, have you ever tried to learn a language other than English and be fluent enough to speak it every day and in every situation, including high stress situations such as a town evacuation for flooding (I work in emergency management and know the value of multi-language services)? It’s incredibly difficult to learn a new language, particularly when you’re older, and often it’s not a case of not wanting to learn, but being unable. And yes, I recognise that there are people who don’t want to learn.

      No, I was referring to the one Lebanese man being beaten up next to a car in that, now infamous, image. Or the man on a train who needed three cops to get him out of there. I’m not confused about any of it, I was working in the Police Coordination Centre in Sydney that day. I’m also aware of the carloads of idiots, like the idiots who beat up the lifeguard that set off the riots. But you cannot excuse the idiots, many of whom were drunk, who rioted. They may have had an excuse to, but not a reason. No one has a reason to do that, especially to innocent people, like the ones I just mentioned.

      I also note that you didn’t address the idiots who beat up cops and ambos. Perhaps you can be an apologist for them? Perhaps the cops or ambos did something to deserve it. Like going to the aid of someone being beaten (potentially to death)?

      As for the term bludgers, I’d be interested to know how you define it. To most people, I would argue that it means someone who lives off others or doesn’t put in his (or her) fair share. In which case, my comment that there are more “Aussie” bludgers than any others is probably still true.

    • Ted says:

      10:16am | 25/01/11

      Carz, two minor problems. Firstly the aboriginals are not the original inhabitants. It has been proven that there was at least two waves of human inhabitants before them. Secondly, their so called language had over a thousand derivations AND none of them were ever written. Thus it is a pointless exercise to speak aboriginal because you need to select a derivation and you must also realise that only an English derivation of the original language due to the fact the English word structure has be used to construct a written version of the aboriginal languages. On that point, it is much like aboriginal painting that is actually a combination of white man’s (woman’s) finger painting and paints (provided/taught to aboriginals) with the simplistic aboriginal depictions of their surroundings.

    • Jim says:

      10:20am | 25/01/11

      People who show any violence towards police and ambos should be locked away for 10 years minimum…I’ve always said that. It’s highlighted by yesterdays award to a paralysed cop. It was deemed to be worth $3.3M, but the two people who did it to him were acquitted…go figure.

      As to the rest of your condescending waffle…I won’t argue with idiots. Enjoy your day, good sir.

    • Carter says:

      10:47am | 25/01/11

      Jim,

      On cops and ambos, it’s good to know we agree on that at least.

      However, I feel sorry for you when you misinterpret tolerance and understanding for innocent people for “condescneding waffle”. Perhaps if you showed as much understanding towards the innocent people caught up in ugly race hate as you do towards the brief lip service you paid to cops and ambos, you might come accross as a more understanding human being.

      Have a great Australia Day,

      Carter

    • Miscreant says:

      12:13pm | 25/01/11

      6.45: Wake up
      6:51: Pen ranting, cliche-ridden response to article I haven’t bothered to read
      6:54: Revise, employing more generalisations, concentrating on the thin-skinnedness of “minorities”
      Rest of day: Demonstrate own remarkable thin-skinnedness in response to calm, rational replies

      I love it when bigots complain about the country being taken over by whingers via the most irrational, lazily-considered whinges imaginable.

    • hugh says:

      01:09pm | 25/01/11

      dude - seriously

      40,000 years = lotsa decades
      Look at this wikipedia link below (i know its often incorrect - but at least doesnt support the fact that indigenous aussies got here only 100 years before the poms)
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_Australians

      Why must i spell out my own jokes??

    • Carter says:

      02:31pm | 25/01/11

      @Hugh, because there’s no sarcasm font.

    • nossy says:

      07:04am | 25/01/11

      Well said Jason ! It doesnt matter how people got here they are all welcome in ustralia. Look at how America was populated. Yet the out of touch Liberal Party led by its out of touch Redneck leader Abbott froths at the mouth when an Asylum Seeker boat is intercepted ! This boat contains poor individuals who have risked all in an effort to come to this great country yet listening to Abbott and his lackey Morrison you would think they were invaders from another planet such is their small minded aproach to this matter. The Labor Party takes a much more compassionate view thank god ! God bless us all on Australia day - whether we are born in another country and came here or wheter we are from the original peoples of this country the Aboriginals. Howard couldnt even bring himself to say “Sorry” to the Aboriginals , such a weak leader he was ! God bless Australians on Australia Day !

    • Mayday says:

      08:10am | 25/01/11

      If you new your history you would find it was the Labor Party which brought in the White Australia Policy and its support ” was contingent upon restricting non-white immigration, reflecting the attitudes of the Australian Worker’s Union.”

      Menzies Liberals also backed the policy through a “philosophical principles” whereas the Labor Party actually had a written platform on the subject.
      Immigration Nation SBS was on the other night and it reminded us it Gough Whitlam who promised to change the policy but on getting into government did not act.

      His rational when the Vietnamese boat people started arriving was because they were escaping a communist regime they would not vote Labor.

      Malcolm Fraser’s Liberal Government removed the offensive policy.

    • nossy says:

      10:34am | 25/01/11

      @Mayday - its 2011 fella - check your calender - we arnt still in the 1930’s !  hahahah

    • James1 says:

      01:07pm | 25/01/11

      It was not the ALP Mayday.  It was Edmund Barton who introduced the legislation into the Australian Parliament, and from memory he was part of the Protectionist Party.  He was never a member of the Labor Party, and the Protectionists were the ALP’s main opposition at the time.

      Like you say, it helps to know your history.

    • Ben81 says:

      02:09pm | 25/01/11

      Nossy you should at least make a token effort to understand issues you pretend to care about. 

      “The Labor Party takes a much more compassionate view thank god !”

      Ah yes, taking in the same amount of asylum seekers but handing over part of the intake to people smugglers and ending up with over 6000 people in immigration detention instead of just a few hundred is much more “compassionate” in your little world isn’t it.  Oh that silly redneck Abbott, must be his fault!

    • Mayday says:

      04:47pm | 25/01/11

      James 1 Correct but they needed and got the support of the ALP -

      “The government following Federation in 1901 was formed by the Protectionist Party with the support of the Australian Labor Party. The support of the Labor Party was contingent upon restricting non-white immigration, reflecting the attitudes of the Australian Worker’s Union and other labour organisations at the time, upon whose support the Labor Party was founded.”

    • stephen says:

      01:25am | 26/01/11

      You’re very opinionated Mayday, and your family is quite unfortunate, (what with bashings, and all).
      By the way, that SBS show is bullshit and its distortions are very damaging to Multiculturalism.
      The facts are wrong and so is the intent.
      Very bad blood.

    • paul says:

      07:12am | 25/01/11

      I like Australia Day.  I can’t stand articles about Australia Day.

    • julie in Bris says:

      08:07am | 25/01/11

      @paul - I so agree. Have a happy Australia Day.

    • Carz says:

      08:11am | 25/01/11

      So don’t read them. Problem solved.

    • Ed says:

      10:26am | 25/01/11

      Happy Australia Day to all!

    • Seano says:

      07:46am | 25/01/11

      Things I like about Australia day: BBQ’s, Lamingtons, Family, Celebrating Australia, a day off.

      Things I dislike about Australia day: Fuelled up bogans, wrapped in a flag that looks like a dozen others and still has the union jack on it, looking for trouble.

    • Steve says:

      08:06am | 25/01/11

      In 1970 I arrived in this country at 14 years of age, with my family. We came from England and, for some unknown reason, I immediately felt as if I was home. This hasn’t changed. I love this country more than I ever felt for England. I loved all the Pommy jokes and general politically INcorrect behaviour. No matter your colour, religion, sexual identity or anything else; if you feel the need to fly an Australian flag - as I will - then do it. THAT is solidarity.

    • Karlou says:

      01:16pm | 26/01/11

      Steve,

      You are a true Australian, and if more people had your perspective and attitude and love for this country Australia would be an even better place to live.  It was so refreshing to read your positive comment.  Have a wonderful day.

    • Dave-o says:

      08:13am | 25/01/11

      I’m embarrassed by people who drag the flag through the dirt as some bizarre salute to Australia. I particularly loathe those who have southern cross tattoos and yet couldn’t find in the night sky if there lives depended on it.

      I for one don’t think its overly appropriate to call January 26th Australia Day anyway. The First Fleet is hardly indicative of how 90% of the population came here (as convicts) and just fuels a continuing tide of bitter resentment amongst people who felt the cold injustice of being declared “sub-human”.

      Don’t get me wrong I don’t believe in rampant political correctness, but what’s wrong with simply calling it Firs Fleet day and saving the all encompassing tittle of “Australia Day” for the day we sever ties with an English monarch and seek to become a true nation, a republic.

    • Proud to be Australian says:

      12:49pm | 25/01/11

      @Dave-o. I managed to make it through all the previous comments without feeling a need to post a reply. Yours though was impossible to go past.

      I agree with one portion of your post - I also loathe those who drag the flag through the dirt. The rest though is BS. I don’t have one myself, but I find no quarrel with those who choose to show their pride in Australia through the application of a tattoo of Crux Australis.

      Secondly, without the arrival of the first fleet on 26 Jan 1788 this country is highly unlikely to bear any resemblance to the Australia we currently live in. So in every way, yes 26 Jan SHOULD be called Australia Day. Your comments smack entirely of the “rampant political correctness” you purport not to believe in.

      As to your insinuation that Australia must become a republic to become a true nation, can you please point out some tangible benefits in doing so? Not empty comments such as “it will show the world that we are grown up” or “its time to cut the apron strings”; I would like a list of TANGIBLE benefits. To me, those espousing a republic without the ability to point out any actual benefit are very insecure about how they view Australia and most likely reflect insecurity about how they view themselves. Probably explains why you began your post with “I’m embarrassed”.

    • Dave-o says:

      02:11pm | 25/01/11

      Firstly playing what if with history is the biggest waste of time going around. What if the Dutch pulled their fingers out? What if the French showed a little more colonial spirit? What if the Eureka stockade never happened? What if the Kelly’s had emigrated to America instead? What if Western Australia voted No again? What if the ALP never formed? What if indeed?

      The introduction of White settlers was one pivotal event in a long history. To assume we got here today because of that event assumes every event afterwards was influenced by that decision.

      Finally maybe you can see the Union Jack in the corner of the flag a very stark reminder to all those who aren’t of superior British breeding that this is a British colony. There over the years has been many instances where public policy has been led by an idea that Australia should be for Mother England much to its detriment. The tangible benefits is new constitution not under the rule of superstitious in-breeds but a nation who embody that all Australian ideal of “Fair go”.

    • Proud to be Australian says:

      08:50pm | 25/01/11

      @Dave-o. True - “What if” is a very difficult game to play. Does not change my point that regardless of which scenario you put forth, without the first fleet landing in 1788 this would be a very different country. As you so kindly point out - a pivotal event in our history. So my point remains valid re the date for Australia day.

      As for the Union Jack in the corner of our flag, I see absolutely no reason to replace it. Why should we not advertise that this country as it now stands was founded by British colonists- be they of the willing variety or not? I have no shame in this fact though you seem to. Yes, we have since become a melting pot which is quickly losing sight of our origins, but to me this is reason to embrace our past and not reject it.

      I see you were unable to provide a tangible benefit to becoming a republic. You did exactly as I requested you not, you spouted the usual republican line about being under the rule of (unelected) inbreds. Almost the same as those in my earlier post. Hardly original and definately not tangible.

      A new constitution is possible without becoming a republic, though I am sure you are aware of how difficult it is to even make an amendment to our current constitution; so I am sure adopting a new one is highly unlikely in todays political climate with the population unable to even agree on a government.

    • AdamC says:

      08:20am | 25/01/11

      I get that there is a very small proportion of the population here that are racist tools. I don’t think anyone would deny that. But is there a reason we habe to be assailed by tutt-tutting articles about them every year around Australia Day (aside from the rest of the year, of course)?

      Why is a country that is so defined by its moderation and tolerance of others so obsessed with the marginal elements of itself that aren’t?

    • Budz says:

      09:47am | 25/01/11

      I’m with you Adam and your last sentence. I don’t know why we are so negative on a day we should be so positive.
      Having spent the first few years of my life in Sri Lanka, and then the next few in NZ, then moving to Australia. I forgot how good it is here until I went back to Sri Lanka last month and then to Thailand. It also made me realise what an outsider I felt in those other countries compared to Australia.
      It is also amazing working in a small business where people were born all over the world. From Slovakia, Malta, Brazil, China, Canada and India to name a few.

    • Hamish says:

      01:44pm | 25/01/11

      AdamC, easily the most insightful comment here, including the oh-so-appropriate and timely ‘aren’t bogans just so beastly’ article. Australia must be the only country in the world that takes the worst 2-3% of the population and then extrapolates it out to the broader community. I mean seriously a ‘fuck off we’re full poster’? Give me a break. Try being a Copt in Egypt, a Kurd anywhere in the Arab World, or for that matter a Jew anywhere in the Arab World (or most of Europe these days as well). If the only grief (or violent bashing or explosion or bullet) you copped was a ‘fuck off we’re full poster’ you wouldn’t even wait to see if your lottery ticket had won before jetting off on your round the world holiday.

      Why do we have to put up with this every Australia (or Invasion or Isn’t Multiculturalism Awesome) Day? It’s not like we wait til Christmas to decide Jesus was actually a complete dick who we all want to complain about.

      Surely Australia Day is the one time of the year we should be celebrating the fact the vast majority of Australians are tolerant and generally productive members of society and ignore the 3% of the population who have southern cross tattoos and ‘we grew here you flew here’ bumper stickers?

    • James1 says:

      02:31pm | 25/01/11

      Hamish, I would be surprised if it was even 3 percent.

      And don’t worry - I think the vast majority of Australian do exactly what you say at their barbeques - enjoy the company of other good Australians. 

      Tomorrow, we should all spare a thought for the poor policemen who have to deal with the idiotic minority.

    • Hamish says:

      02:56pm | 25/01/11

      Too true James1. And anyone who isn’t attending a BBQ tomorrow should have their citizenship revoked. No BBQ on Australia Day = Un-Oztrayan!

    • AFR says:

      08:27am | 25/01/11

      Do the bogans realise that the Southern Cross is hardly “Australian”. The whole southern hemisphere can see it, and its on about half their flags.

    • David says:

      09:35am | 25/01/11

      I’m sure they do.

      I think they like the Southern Cross because of its cultural significance to them and Australia’s history.  This has little to do with its precise, or even general, position in the sky.

      I don’t think they like it just because it happens to sit in the southern sky.

    • ZSRenn says:

      10:27am | 25/01/11

      The Southern Cross Flag comes from the Ballarat riots. The miners adopted the flag as their symbol against the brutal oppression of the police at the time. The meaning has been butchered over time and now some people brandish it to be oppressive.

      Very sad really!

    • Fred says:

      11:13am | 25/01/11

      Yes ZSRenn, but the joke is that the miners were “individual business people” and for some reason the unions then took the symbol as their own and used it as a rallying tool to attack business owners who resisted their demands. The next step you have observed as people brandishing it to be oppressive was a natural extension of the unions behaviour.

    • Pete says:

      01:10pm | 25/01/11

      Or that it appears on five or so other national flags.  Or that an Argentinian friend of mine also has an affinity with it.

    • Richard says:

      08:16pm | 25/01/11

      Exactly, so you can stop your smug judgemental attitude towards everyone with a southern cross tattoo as being bogan now.

    • DH says:

      08:27am | 25/01/11

      Australia Day is great. There will always be a minority causing trouble somewhere and not always restricted to certain days or ethnic background, but having a day like this to celebrate all that’s fantastic about your country is something to cherish. Wish we English did the same thing. Ironically we celebrate St Patrick’s Day more than St George’s Day, although, to be fair, getting drunk is fun whatever way you look at it.

      Anyway, this was a good read.

    • James Tombo says:

      08:53am | 25/01/11

      Seems to me you’re displaying the same kind of deep hate that you accuse these ‘fools’ of?........ I guess we are all the same….. their actions may be crude, but your words show just as much bigotry…. what really erks me is that you seem so smug with your oozing ‘intelligence’ which displays just as much intolerance. Thinking you are so much better than these ‘yobs’..... you’re not.

    • Bobster says:

      09:30am | 25/01/11

      Jason commented on a mob of highly visible criminals. You think we should be tolerant of violent crims who attack based on skin colour?

      To compare his comments to flogging the piss out of some innocent at the train station is a bit over the top, don’t you think?

    • Jade says:

      10:49am | 25/01/11

      Haha criminals Bobster? Thats going a bit to far now isn’t it??

    • Bobster says:

      12:10pm | 25/01/11

      From Jason’s piece: “Happy Australia Day… ya f—-ing ethnic!”

      I think criminal proceedings would ensue were you to say that to a cop.

    • Dan says:

      08:56am | 25/01/11

      Wow !, who would want to live in Australia. Such a racist country, full of drunk yobbos ready to bash all those evil immigrants.

      Is there ANYTHING good about Australia ?! - the Aussie media says NO, you should be ashamed to Australian.

      It’s the candy arse PC do gooders that are ruining this country.

      Australian ?  what the hell is that.

    • Huey says:

      09:09am | 25/01/11

      My information may be dated but many ethnic and religious groups were notably under- represented ( to the 2nd & 3rd Generation, Aust.born). in Defence recruitng. Concerning enough that several studies were commissioned. I suppose the studies are on record somewhere for those who know how to find them.

    • Peter Bloggs says:

      09:27am | 25/01/11

      Grow up.  It’s Australia Day tomorrow.  It’s a day to celebrate who were ALL are. Be happy. Lock up the mongrels who spoil it…. ALL of them from anywhere including here. Be happy!  We’re ALL Aussies and damn proud of it!

    • Loxy says:

      09:30am | 25/01/11

      What is it with you and Kochie choosing to focus on the negative minority in your articles with regards to Australia Day? Poor form I say!

    • Reggieman says:

      09:36am | 25/01/11

      Current population of Australia - 22,542,228
      Current population of violent “Aussie” drongo’s (using the Cronulla “riots” as a guide) - around 300

      Do the numbers. There is no such thing as wide spread “racism” in Australia. It’s simply the latte-sipping bleeding hearts, the white aboriginal apologists and various non-Christian religions playing the victim card, as usual.

    • CaptainCrunch says:

      10:45am | 25/01/11

      Bravo Reggieman!

    • Thomas says:

      09:36am | 25/01/11

      I came here from England six years ago to marry an Australian woman. I am extremely happy, for the most part.
      Tommorow night, however, I won’t be celebrating. I am infact dreading it. You see, unlike many Australia born citizens, I will be at work. I will be at work in the fast food industry which has many non Australians working in it.

      If previous years are anything to go by, I will be working with primarily non white immegrants.. coworkers I enjoy working with and have alot of respect for, men and women who work incredibly hard in a thankless and underpaid job. A hugely diverse and mulitcultural group of people who despite being from locations spread over the globe get along and enjoy working together.

      And, if previous years are anything to go by.. our white australian coworkers will fail to turn up because they are too keen on going out and getting drunk. They will not give us advance notice, they will be “sick”. They won’t even bother finding us someone else to fill their shift, they will just leave us people down on an extremely busy night. Not that this will make it that unusual, the same happens almost every Friday or Saturday.

      What will make this night different from your average Friday or Saturday, is not even that we will get to work our behinds off to make up for the lack of staff, only to get abused by drunken Australian customers who blame us for others not turning up to work and them having to wait longer. That happens every week as well.

      No, what will make this different… is that the drunken abusive customers will be wrapped in their own flag in the most degrading manner possible.. it will be on their towels, which they lay on the floor to sit on.. it will be on their shorts and bikinis, covered in beer, vomit and god knows what. It will be painted on their faces and bodies before getting smeered due to sweat and movement. It’s not even my flag, and yet I shudder every time I see such immense disrespect for it and everything it represents.

      What makes it different, is that unlike normal.. where they line up and abuse whoever is unlucky enough to be serving them… they will do everything they can to be in line for the one white guy on the tills. Their disapointment and attitude towards the Indian, or the African, or Chinese, basically anyone not Anglo who serves them will be obvious. Although not quite as obvious as when they get to my till, the one they wanted, and make their usual smart ass racist comment about how glad they are to see an Aussie working.. only to get told that no. .I’m not Australian, none of the Australians would work today.

      And when the racist comments start flying, unlike normal where we’d call the police.. we’ll be forced to tolerate it.. because not only are the police overworked on what should be a celebration.. but there is also a wall of similar individuals waiting to back up their buddies. It’s just not worth the pain and danger to stand up to them.

      The sad thing is, that these people are not an example of most Australians.. they are just the very public and loud group of them. Most Australians will be watching the fireworks with their families, or in the back garden having a BBQ with their families and friends. Most Australians would be ashamed to be in the same area as these yobs.

      The other, even sadder, thing is that the people who will be celebrating Australia Day the most will not be the Anglo-White yobs I listed above.. they will be the many people from all over the world for whom Australia Day is the end of a long, hard, traumatic and expensive road…. it is the day they swore their oath and became Citizens. These people will be celebrating being Australian more surely than any “true blue x generation Aussie” and yet many of them, and many of their children, and grandchildren, will continue to recieve abuse from the group I demonstrated at the beginning of my post.

      As I said before, it is not most Australians who indulge in this terrible behavior.. but it only continues because most Australians are happy to sit back and not put a stop to it. Ordinary, decent, people forgive comments and behavior that would be considered appauling from day to day all in the name of Australia Day.

    • Tom says:

      10:28am | 25/01/11

      Instead you should be glad most people aspire to careers other than the fast food industry. Im sure none of the people you work with are over 18 years of age and would rather take some time off to relax.

    • Khrystene says:

      10:42am | 25/01/11

      I (sadly) see and have seen most of what you see.

      I have to work graveyard tonight at a large suburban hospital and I’m expecting to see an increased workload as ER starts filling up with AU day eve idiots who don’t quite know when to stop. (Because you GOTTA drink on a public holiday right!)

      I was born here, 3rd Gen from Polish post-WWII immigrants (undesireables according to the White Australia Policy), who were indentured to the state for their trip, building much of the infrastructure around my area. I am proud of my family, but I’m not at all proud of the events of Jan 26th 1788 and the late 20th C. revival of nationalism surrounding that day.

      For me, Australia day is in fact Survival Day and I thank goodness that Aboriginal people have survived and that they are still here to remind us that we have a chance to make good, and there are many people trying to do just that. In 200 odd years we have devastated this land and its people and that’s a great tragedy.

      Forget that flag-waving, ignorant, self-loathing, billious minority that embarrass us all; but if you see it, don’t ignore it, be a brave Australian and say NO to it. The more we do that, the more we educate people on it, the sooner it will pass.

      So Jan 26th is celebration of Aboriginal Survival day. Never lose sight of where we came from nor where we’re heading.

    • Gert says:

      01:33pm | 25/01/11

      Thomas, this is exactly the type of faux anecdotal anti-white bigotry that fuels racist sentiment. It’s little wonder that the yobbos act as they do when faced with this kind of condescending attitude. Yes, yes, the non whites are all hard working, racism suffering perfectionists and the whites sit around all day drinking beer at the beach. What an absolutely disgusting distortion of reality. Did you leave England because you hated the ‘Anglos’ so much? To work in fast food in another Anglo majority country? Perhaps you should have tried China or India, where anti-white racism is the national sport.

      And as for the sentiments of Khrystene, it is appalling that someone with your Anglophobic worldview is allowed to work in a hospital. And there were Polish coming here from the first days of the White Australia Policy. So you have been fed incorrect, biased information. BTW, how many non-Polish people live in Poland? And how many Germans were massacred after WW2 on (formerly German)Polish soil. About 3000 times as many Indigenous Australians that were killed. That’s where your shame should be. ‘Survival day’. What a joke. The numbers of indigenous Australians has increased dramatically since European arrival. Maybe you should look at facts rather than see the world through your chauvinist, bigoted, anglophobic glasses.

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      02:35pm | 25/01/11

      “So Jan 26th is celebration of Aboriginal Survival day. Never lose sight of where we came from nor where we’re heading. “

      Oh ffs…how about I just leave, ok?  Clearly not wanted here and if I want to stay, I should whip myself senseless with guilt over something I had nothing to do with.  How about we all just pick up and go (you included) and leave the aboriginals to their idyllic existence.  Seriously, how the hell do you get out of bed in the morning with such self-loathing and guilt?  Do you feel guilt for the populations your ancestors wiped out all through history?  Do you have any concept of how long your genetic history is?!  You should be feeling guilty for every attrocity ever committed if you’re guilty about what happened over 200 years ago!  How about we all just decide there’s nothing worth living for, or see any good in humanity, and just have one mass suicide.  There we go.  Happy Australia Day everyone!

    • GiveMeA Break says:

      03:32pm | 25/01/11

      Khrystene, has it occured to you that the reason why the Aboriginal poulation prior to 1788 had such little impact on the land and the environment was that, relative to todays world population and the current population, there weren’t that many around to have a great impact.  Any impact they made was easily manageable.

      As for the impact on the Aboriginal population.  While it is very sad and not neccesarily right, unfortunately history, going right back to the Greeks, Persians and Romans, shows thats just the way it is.  No preamble acknowledging the “previous custodians” before any official speech is going to bring back dead people, is not going to change what happened and is defintely not going to make any government or population decide that we should return to the way things were 200 odd years ago.

    • Johan says:

      09:10am | 26/01/11

      Thomas,

      I am Aussie born. I make fun of Poms in that “must do” ay of ours. But your post is the best I have read so far.

    • Kevin says:

      09:39am | 25/01/11

      Years ago, Australian day meant a day off work when you could sit back watch the Test in Adelaide and have a few beers.  No big deal, no razzamatazz.
      As I see it, rampant nationalism is a recent phenomenum and very un-Australian.

    • Bobster says:

      09:59am | 25/01/11

      It’s an ODI in Adelaide - Test cricket is now un-Australian because we’re no longer any good at it.

    • Kika says:

      01:19pm | 25/01/11

      I agree. Absolutely agree. It’s a made up nationalist day to make up for a lack of true Australian identity.

    • Wild Bill says:

      03:14pm | 25/01/11

      Kika, if there isn’t a strong Australian identity, maybe we should stop mass immigration so an Australian identity has time to develop. Or should we just adopt a Chinese or Indian identity instead and waste this once in a millenium opportunity?

    • Bobster says:

      11:18am | 26/01/11

      @ Wild Bill

      Very true. We wouldn’t want to be taking any cues from anyone without white skin, would we? That would be the beginning of the end.

      Only western European culture could possibly offer anything to a society. I mean, look at China, what has that culture ever achieved?

    • Amy says:

      09:55am | 25/01/11

      I usually read most comments on Punch stories but these racist Aus Day comments just kill me. It’s nice to see a lot of people agree with you and your great article but the few who sneak through with scary old world thinking really wreck my day. Loved your article, you voice so many of our thoughts!

    • E.B. Farnum says:

      10:22am | 25/01/11

      I think your right Amy, Australia is just a region of One United World. We should equate the needs of other nationalities with our own needs because that’s exactly what the Chinese, Indian, and Russian governments are doing. The Chinese government only buys our resources so that we have money for healthcare and social security. I’m sure when we’ve used up all the coal the Chinese will still give us money because we’re all human beings and use new world thinking.

    • Sish says:

      09:56am | 25/01/11

      Lets all pop the top of a cold one with mates and enjoy the day with plenty of food and sun!

    • Chris says:

      11:24am | 25/01/11

      Bloody oath ! happy Australia Day to everyone

    • Robbo says:

      09:56am | 25/01/11

      Dear Jason

      Do you really think that the people who read the Punch are the same people who get drunk and spill racist abuse at non-white people?

      If not, then what is the point of your article?

    • Eleanor says:

      10:04am | 25/01/11

      Meh. My view of Australia is, it could be better, it could be a hell of a lot worse; it just so happens my parents decided they wanted to have sex in this country some 22 years ago. That’s about as strong as I feel about this country. Can we move on please? I don’t even get a day off tomorrow.

    • Khrystene says:

      10:13am | 25/01/11

      Thanks Jason, I totally agree, it’s what you DO here that really counts.

      If you choose to be an abusive, xenophobic wanker, then you should be on the wait list for flights OUT of the country. wink

      Joyous Survival Day!

    • Nicole says:

      10:30am | 25/01/11

      How responsible of The Punch to insert articles about race hate, just prior to Australia Day.

    • Who says:

      10:53am | 25/01/11

      You use a bouncer as your representation of the Australian people, WTF!  Bouncers are paid to be thugs and stand over merchants and are often drug dealers to boot, what sort of personal views were you expecting? 

      You use a bouncer as your representation of the Australian people, WTF!  Bouncers are paid to be thugs and stand over merchants and are often drug dealers to boot, what sort of personal views were you expecting? 

      Get out for yourself and you will realise that the media portrayal of white racist Aussie is wildly inaccurate.

    • Who says:

      11:14am | 25/01/11

      Oops, didn’t mean to double up on the first paragraph.

    • Rob says:

      10:53am | 25/01/11

      Ah Australia Day.  Commemorating that day in 1788.  That would be the day we celebrate the arrival of the original boat people.  People unwanted in their own country.  Once here however, they made the most of it and helped create the great nation we are today.
      Some of whom however later had relatives join them.  Let’s just make sure we never let such vile people onto our shores again.

    • HB says:

      11:11am | 25/01/11

      Many nations have questionable beginnings, not just us.  It’s what we learn from those beginnings that matter.  We need to find our identity and celebrate all that is good about where we call home.  During the flood clean up no one cared what colour, race or religion you were they just did what had to be done.  That is worth celebrating and should be encouraged.

    • Confused says:

      12:11am | 26/01/11

      And what exactly do you regard as questionable beginnings? Unless my understanding of history is seriously out of whack, modern Australia began along the same lines as most other young nations. Colonists moved in, overwhelmed the existing populace, and started shaping their new colony as a reflection of their old country.

      By the tenets of the time this was the totally acceptable way of establishing a new colony, and this became the basis for the new country. We had a national identity until the early seventies. Apparently that was not one to be proud of as we were too anglo centric.

      Now we are beginning to reap what was sown through multiculturism. Rather than one new colony overwhelming the existing populace we are inviting in many new colonies and the end result will be much the same. The “bogans” most others write about in other posts are the last efforts of the existing culture not to be overwhelmed. They may not be the best advocates for maintaining the status quo, but they are worried.

      Sadly, unlike the aboriginals who are championed for trying to retain their culture, these people are denigrated and labelled as racist for doing the same. I doubt I will ever understand the self loathing and guilt exhibited by the bleeding hearts who are the first to yell “Racist” at the drop of a hat.

      I don’t condone the violence towards others of those passionate about their culture, no matter which culture that may be. But I can certainly understand the feelings of alienation some Australians are beginning to feel in their own country.

    • notSue says:

      11:15am | 25/01/11

      Thankyou Jason for your thoughtful piece, I share the same hope, that our national holiday is a day in which we celebrate all that’s right with this country, and honour the contribution of everyone who has helped to make it the extraordianry place it is, our indigenous people included. I understand their unease at the date chosen, but history is history, it cannot be undone.

      Unity of spirit, unity of identity must be our attitude, now and into the future, regardless of our origins.

      I leave you with one last thought.  “Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel” - Samuel Johnson, 1775… by which he is taken to have meant false patriotism, exaggerated and used for evil intent.

      I

    • Morgan says:

      11:26am | 25/01/11

      Hmmm… This topic is far too great to be covered in a few short sentences on a news website.
      The author of the article has some good points which I didn’t take as Australia-bashing.  I was also one of those kind of people who used to yell at “ethnics” when younger - not anymore though.  If anyone of ethnic origin gets yelled at - it is because of what they did as an individual and not as a member of a race or religion.
      The other problem with people who engage in activities that attack immigrants is that there is a perception that the immigrants are being given special privileges over themselves - and if there is one thing that sticks out in Australia, you are immediately singled out if it looks like you jumped the queue or get extra handouts from the government while diggers and old-age pensioners who have worked every day of their lives are over-looked by the socialist politicians that keep stealing office.
      I think I am well-entitled to discuss this point as my bloodline is half that of immigrant and half that which has been here for 50,000 years.

    • Max says:

      11:44am | 25/01/11

      The bogans you speak of are simply reacting to what they perceive as their own ethnic disenfranchisement. Regardless of history, past sins and rewritten history, no ethnic group wishes to become a minority. These bogans cannot articulate it, but many scholars have. In great detail.

      National days around the world are usually celebrations of ethnicity and shared heritage. It is ludicrous to think that just because government policy is now different here, that this very human need doesn’t apply.

      Modernist notions of what constitutes a ‘nation’ have no bearing on the reality of the biological drives that created the idea of a ‘nation’ in the first place. The vast majority of whites who are pro-diversity do not have it impact their lives in any real ways. It is merely and abstract idea that sounds nice and is currently sanctioned as a moral good.

      If we follow the logic of diversity as good and ethnocentrism as bad it is completely redundant to celebrate a national day at all.

      I have more in common with a white man in Germany than I do my ‘Australian’ neighbours of Asian descent. This diversity paradise is an illusion that will only last until another ethnic group becomes the majority. And I assure you, they will not be promoting ‘multiculturalism’.

      White fools, your time here is fleeting.

    • Kika says:

      01:25pm | 25/01/11

      Actually I think July 4 in the USA is celebrated as the day they became independant of the UK. Nothing to do with shared heritage or ethnicity. All Americans are invited to participate - not just ones with shared DNA. And I would believe that the Australia day council would have us believe that we should celebrate Australia day in the same fashion as the US, seeing they are our inspiration for absolutely everything in life anyway.

      I think you should pull your redneck racist head in. A white man in Germany? That speaks more for your entire self than the context of your whole article.

    • Greg says:

      10:09pm | 25/01/11

      Actually Kika, July 4th is the anniversary of the signing of the American declaration of independance, they were not recognised as indepenant from Britain until a few years (and a war) later.

      And all of the signers of the declaration were white men of British heritage, which just reinforces the truism that great nations are founded by a cohesive society with shared values, culture and ancestry.

      No great nation has ever risen from multicultural origins, on the contrary, it is an unmistakable sign of a nation in decline and has been since the Romans lost control of their borders.

      Max is also correct in saying that race is a much stronger unifying force than nationality. A birthplace is irrelevant in comparison. A white person can never be Chinese or African, any more than a kitten born in a stable can be considered a horse.

    • VBloggs says:

      11:45am | 25/01/11

      To me it’s just that time again where all the southern cross tattoos venture out to bash the living crap out of non Australians, Aboriginals venture out to burn flags and chant Invasion Day under the bridge whilst looking for kids with southern cross tattoos and the rest of us light up our BBQ’s, throw on some lamb and sausages then drink till the sun goes down waiting for the number one song from Triple J’s Hottest 100. more @ http://bit.ly/dMZj2E ... thx

    • Alana says:

      11:58am | 25/01/11

      Unless you’re Aboriginal, you really can’t be sprouting ‘F*&k off we’re full’ can you? The Aboriginals were the first in this land and you don’t see them telling us to go back to where we came from, do you? I’m glad they don’t for my sake because Ireland is a s%&t hole. I love Australia.

    • Eleanor says:

      12:45pm | 25/01/11

      Whenever I see someone sprouting vitriol along the lines of ‘speak fuckin’ english!’, I retort with ‘Speak Koori or Piss Off!’

      They normally don’t get it, though. *sigh*

    • Seanr says:

      01:12pm | 25/01/11

      What a silly comment. Actually you’ll see tomorrow Aboriginal activists burning the Australian flag and telling the rest of us to get lost.

      Going with your theory that the length of time that Aboriginals have been here, makes them more Australian than others, my family has been here since the 19th century does that mean I’m more Australian than a recent migrant?

    • Kika says:

      01:13pm | 25/01/11

      Hey it’s only a s&&T hole because the Poms made it that way. They colonised Ireland too, don’t forget. They made the money there and made the Irish poor serfs indebted to their English overlords. HENCE the rise in criminality HENCE the convicts!

    • Peter Thomson says:

      12:06pm | 25/01/11

      I enjoyed reading many of the different opinions expressed throughout this article, however I genuinely believe, with all of my heart ... that if we came together as a nation and sang the national anthem to the tune from Gilligan’s Island (or perhaps “Cheap Wine” by Cold Chisel), we would start to see changes.  Real changes.

      I hope some of you have taken the time to ponder this, and give consideration to creating a “snowballing effect” (no dirty jokes, please) in relation to the idea.  Tell your friends.  Hell, tell *everyone*.  Let’s have that backing-music changed for the good of all races and cultures!

    • Ben C says:

      02:02pm | 25/01/11

      Adam Hills actually did already sing the national anthem to Gilligan’s Island, saw it on a chat show interview once. He never released it like he did with “Working Class Anthem” though. (I actually have the “Working Class Anthem” CD.)

    • T says:

      12:13pm | 25/01/11

      Last year on Australia Day I went to a regatta and was guided into an overflow car park by a middle-aged Anglo Australian woman who chose to apologise to me about the driving of the occupants of the car in front, based on their race (they were African). I hadn’t noticed their driving and seeing that we were all doing about 5kph at most, I didn’t care less.
      I responded by tartly saying “Happy Australia Day!” to the woman. My tone went unnoticed, however, and she said “Ooh, yes! Isn’t it exciting!”
      Later, I noticed the same African family walking through the park. They were dressed very smartly and heading in the direction of the citizenship ceremony which was about to take place.
      To that family, I offer a wholehearted welcome to Australia and congratulations on your citizenship.

    • Mike T says:

      12:35pm | 25/01/11

      Austraia day does not produce the proud feelings it once did (i assume many feel the same). I place the blame for this at the feet of two groups of idiots.

      1) The minority that have tried to hijack this day into an anti-ethnic stance.
      2) The Apologists (such as this author), that continue to highlight this minority and thus fueling Australian guilt and making the good natured Australains feel like this is a day we should not be celebrating. Telling a story of how you mate was abused by a bouncer, hardly supporters your theory of underlying hatred towrads imigrants…..heck is thier anyone that has not ben abused by a bouncer (in my experience your doing well if you dont get a punch in the mouth)??? All your evidence shows is that thier is a small percentage of dickheads in society, some a racists, some are bigots, some are thieves etc. please dont cherry pick to justify your beleifs around what is “WRONG” with this country.

      Good on you both groups…...... I will still be wearing the flag proudly to represent ALL Australians…...unfortunatly it wont be like it used to be

    • Loulou says:

      04:03pm | 25/01/11

      Mike T Well said!!!

      When I was at boarding school in year 10, I (along with the rest of the boarders in my year) was suspended. Basically two girls in my year snuck out of the boarding house to meet their boyfriends and got stoned on the school oval, needless to say these two girls got busted!! So in their wisdom the boarding mistress said that all the year ten boarders were to be sent straight home for two weeks suspension due to a severe drug incident…...you see out of 40 girls 2 did wrong, that is 5%, so the other 95% had to carry the punishment for their crime.

      2 girls smoking pot, so suspend the 38 that weren’t as well just to proove a point, a group of kids in Cronulla bashing non-whites, brandishing an offensive slogan, and draped in Aussie flags, how come I am made to feel like a racist because of this? I wasn’t there, nobody I know was there so why tar me with that brush, and I will celebrate tomorrow because I am proud of my country and 95% of my countrymen, no matter if the grew here or flew here!!

    • Seanr says:

      01:15pm | 25/01/11

      Well said Mike T, agree on both points.

    • theDishWasher says:

      01:42pm | 25/01/11

      its all has to be a perception thing, look on TV and you’ll get the white anglo in Neighbours, Packed to the Rafters, Home and Away etc..

      we can blame the media for this.

    • AFR says:

      03:18pm | 25/01/11

      Not sure if it is “problem” per se, but Aussie TV is pretty white, although I was watching a Play School DVD with my niece the other day, and noted it presented by an Asian female and Homosexual male. Not sure why other networks seem to have a phobia of casting non-whites, unless it is as a cliche, like a Vietnamese guy running a dry cleaners or something.

    • OZDude says:

      01:57pm | 25/01/11

      Those saying “if you dont like it here, just leave” ... why dont you stop

      1. Buying Oil from Middle East if you dont like them ? do whatever you can, produce your own oil or at least buy it from Norway, hey they look White at least.
      2. Using Indian IT outsourcing shops if they are bloody unhygien people from 3rd world living in slumps
      3. Selling Coal to China if they dont know how to say “Nau this Nauine” in Aussie Accent ?

    • OZDude says:

      02:22pm | 25/01/11

      I’ll tell you why you cant do that. Coz its a Global Village damn it and people need each other more than ever. So grow up and start learning how to respect people from other countries and their culture.

      Its when we start respecting Migrants, they will start respecting the White Aussies as well. Being fortunate enough to be born here doesnt give anyone right to throw bear bottles on innocent migrant families.

      It works the both ways mate, is it too hard to understand ?

    • Ben C says:

      03:33pm | 25/01/11

      Believe it or not, it is a bit too hard to understand for some people. I would also add why don’t you stop wearing clothes, because most clothes these days are made in China.

    • CG says:

      12:28am | 26/01/11

      Because that phrase does not mean that the person saying it, does not like people from other countries (making the three points below irrelevant).  It simply means, if you do not like Australia or the way of life here, the customs, or whatever, go somewhere that you think will be a better fit.  It does not mean, “Get lost, I don’t like foreigners, and I won’t buy your stuff!” grin

    • Neha says:

      03:22pm | 25/01/11

      Well Done Jason. I am so proud of you being a journalist and can write exactly the same words that I feel to write. No matter what Australia will keep producing some idiots, who will wear Made in China and will go to Indian Restaurant back to back but will never come out and be on a migrant side.

      I am really glad that you wrote this, and I have sent this article to all my migrant friends including me ...

    • frederika steen says:

      04:35pm | 26/01/11

      Ditto, Jason, very glad you wrote this and gave some insight into what it is to be treated differently instead of equally and with respect instead of abuse.So many unthinking Aussies have no idea how hurtful and unnecessary their ignorance about the culture and background of migrants and refugees can be. It’s for reasons of unfounded fear that we lock up asylum seekers. Your article and more like it may begin to penetrate the conscience of the smug Aussie born who have not explored their own geneology, don’t recognise their own migrant inheritance as settlers who dispossessed the owners of the land.

    • Richard The Lionheart says:

      05:18pm | 25/01/11

      We must have a superior culture or ethos otherwise no one would be lining up and risking their lives to come here would they? Maybe they have heard we are a soft touch? Then again, anything is better than the dysfuncitonal, one -party, racist countries many come from. They all want to be Aussies and be accepted. Tow the line, work/study hard and don’t bring your old problems with you. Enjoy the exuberence of Australia Day and bless our Head of State who you will find on the back of a coin.

    • Sam Chowder says:

      06:17pm | 25/01/11

      I flew here because customs officers are more pleasant to deal with than hospital staff.

    • Shelley says:

      06:29pm | 25/01/11

      We’re doing ” what I hate’’ today as a theme at the punch are we?

      I hate media that always roll out the list of things about Australia and Australians they hate on days of Australian celebration.

      You know the ones. They include scribbling of ‘Australia Day is crap and so are the people that support it. Here’s why.’

      I love how in Australia we are lucky enough to have our own opinion and can express it without fear of censorship or discrimination.

      It’s worth celebrating I believe. I’ll be flying the Australian flag and burning a snag while slurping down a couple of coldies.

      Grateful to live in a country that allows me to do so without the permission of a male and being covered head to toe in public!

    • Brenda says:

      06:56pm | 25/01/11

      I think this story was unnecessary, disrespectful, inappropriate and provocative.  Australia Day isn’t the time to be criticising and finger pointing at anyone.  It follows too quickly on the heels of David Koch’s “I hate” story. It’s ugly, and its tenor represents some of the reason that so many Australians are offended by, and do not like multiculturalism.

      When you choose Australia Day to describe in detail elements of society that do not fit the ideal, please don’t leave out incidents like the Australian who was almost killed by a meat cleaver attack on St Kilda Beach by a gang described as “of Asian appearance”.

      Thank you.

    • Matthew says:

      07:19pm | 25/01/11

      When will we get a story that berates the extreme ethnics in this community that show no sign or will of ever integrating into this country.

      We have the usual articles berating the misguided youth of this country, but when will the wannabe intelligentsia write about the other side of the coin ?

      Not likely aye.  Typical hypocrites.

    • Sue says:

      09:28pm | 25/01/11

      Because to dare to ask questions Matthew automatically labels you as a racist. The power of the PC police is strong ...

      Frankly I think the accusation ‘racist’ is too easy to brand someone with and is lazy. It’s like people are not allowed to question.  I find many aspects of other races quite repulsive (to be brutally honest). There are even men of certain races I would never consider a relationship with. And I’m sure it would be vice versa because I’m not the kind of woman they want to be with. Whatever, it’s my life. But I don’t consider myself ‘racist’ per se. I don’t vilify or abuse people over my OPINIONS. I don’t spread racial propaganda and you may have noticed I haven’t even bothered to actually name any particular race I don’t like. It’s like you are immediately given the racist tag unless you have nothing but love and sugar plum fairy thoughts about other races. So if you think I’m a racist, fair enough, I won’t lose sleep over it. I’d sooner be accused of being racist than of being a child molester! Or even a thief.

      I think the issue that you talk of Matthew is one that just seems to be swept under the carpet. Nobody wants to be the one to breach the subject. Believe me, many people I know are concerned about how many don’t want to integrate into our society. It’s a fear of the violence that we see overseas on our News every day. We aren’t asking them to forget where they came from, but to be accepting and tolerant of the existing society norms we have in place here. And they have to accept that people from other communities who they may have had age-old conflicts with are going to live here too, and they must get on. Or get out. Find a land that only allows ‘your kind’. They must accept that we are a democratic country and a country that affords equal rights to both men and women.

    • Vicki PS says:

      12:33am | 26/01/11

      @Sue, it’s not your questions that raise the spectre of racism, it’s the spurious answers you’ve come up with.

      Leaving aside the difference between race and culture (NOT the same thing), many people, myself included, would have difficulty establishing an intimate relationship or life partnership with someone from a very different cultural background, if we found no common ground in our essential values and attitudes.

      However, that incompatibility seems to me just as likely to be there between me and someone from my own “race” or particular Australian sociocultural group.  I’d as soon poke my own eye out with a fork than consider a relationship with someone like, say, Sam Newman or Peter Costello or (god forbid) Eric.

      As soon as one starts to question exactly what constitutes refusal to integrate, the issues just get greyer and greyer.  For instance, ideally and in law Australia affords equal rights to men and women.  But does this mean that no ‘real’ Australian men bash their wives or girlfriends, or treat them like second-class citizens or idiots? Yeah, sure.  Are there no white Anglo 5th generation Aussie born men and women who despise aboriginal people?  Mm hmm, really?  Are the Catholics and Anglicans who oppose ordination of women ‘refusing to integrate’?  Should all of Jehovah’s Witnesses go somewhere that allows only their kind?  And the BIG question—how many non-white, non-Anglo-European Australians do there have to be before the ‘real’  culture includes their culture?

      Of course the spectres of cultural/racial violence and polarised populations are real concerns that need to be openly discussed.  Open discussion, however, doesn’t mean only considering one possible set of answers.

    • Kelly says:

      08:55pm | 25/01/11

      I just want to know when I, a blonde haired, green eyed 6th generation of non-convict descent, with a black haired swarthy skinned Slovak father can truly be permitted to call this ‘my homeland’? I don’t know any other.

      I’m just tired of the negativity and shame that some try to attach to Anglo/Saxonism. I was born white. I couldn’t help it.  I’m tired of being told to be tolerant, which I always try to be, yet it seems acceptable for newcomers to be intolerant towards me.

      My father’s homeland has been invaded, pillaged and raided so many times over the centuries that I really can’t be sure of his exact racial heritage. Doesn’t really matter at the end of the day.

      England itself had many invasions by the Vikings, the Danes, the Normans and the Romans. It happens. It’s how our world’s history has evolved. I can’t speak for how the Indigenous inhabitants were treated when Cook first landed. I wasn’t there, so it’s all heresay. But put in context with most countries in Europe and Asia, they were ‘lucky’ to have been left alone in peace for so long. If Australia had been closer geographically to the rest of civilisation, no doubt the human history of this land would be a lot different. Not condoning any violence that happened, just stating a theory.

      I do see our society as better than some others. But that is MY opinion and I am allowed to hold it. We aren’t perfect, but our women have equal rights, our children are protected,  our justice system gives everyone a right to a fair trial and we don’t hand out violent punishments. We have all the benefits of a first world nation like education and technology.

      I do not, however, mistreat or villify another human because they are not the same as me. I don’t have to agree with their cultural practices, but I will not be mean to them.

      Every day as I see bad things happen around the world, and particularly towards women, I say thanks that I was born in this country. We are the lucky country. It’s just a shame that some who come here want to change it into a new version of their former countries that they so happily left ...

    • bogan v bogan says:

      08:57pm | 25/01/11

      Jason, if you think fighting a war would make you more Australian, you are more Australian than me.  I am happy to walk away.

    • Rod Rye says:

      09:15pm | 25/01/11

      I remember coming back from overseas and was processed at immigration by an Indian looking Sikh. When he spoke with the broadest Australian accent I’d heard in weeks, you couldn’t wipe the smile off my face.

      Some people grow here, and never get out of the mud. Most people arrive here and spawn generations of contributors to the success of the country. Lets face it, there’s an incredibly small portion of the population that has had ancestors here more than 230 years. It’s just a shame there aren’t any returns on the fifth generation defects.

      My friends refer to Australia day as if it were Christmas for friends, instead of family. People fly back home from all over the country and planet to catch up with each other, and there are more than a few international guests.

      Most Australian’s enjoy the day in a spirit of which we can all be proud.

    • Greg says:

      11:05pm | 25/01/11

      A young writer with a huge future? Really? Not just somebody who can’t get over losing an argument in year 7?

      The Cronulla rebellion was the proudest time in modern Australian history, when persecuted white Australians finally stood up for themselves against the oppressive dark forces that continue to work against them.

      The usual suspects always criticise white Australians for standing up for themselves, and never seem to write about how the whole incident was provoked and initiated by a “group of 8 young men of Middle Eastern appearance” who violently and cowardly assaulted two volunteer lifeguards. Lifeguards who had gallantly defended some young Aussie women from these thugs.

      The media pushed all that down their Orwellian memory hole, and focussed their attention and coverage on a minority of the more inarticulate protesters.

      Whilst ethnic pride and solidarity is promoted for non-whites, it is always portrayed as hateful biogotry if white Australians dare show pride in their heritage.

      Whilst non-white people are “celebrated” for their “vibrant, and exotic” culture, European-Australian culture is denigrated as a “dated stereotype”.

      Sure there are still plenty of self-hating whites around, who can only boost their self-esteem by turning on their own kind, but more and more people are starting to open their eyes to the truth…..........

    • Craig says:

      12:41am | 26/01/11

      I’ve lived here all my life and in all that time I have never heard yobbos use the language you quote Tim.  I suspect a large dose of artistic license here.

      You quote “ya f—-ing ethnic!” then go on to say they would have poured a slushie over his head…

      Calm down and cut the crap Tim.  The only place slushies get tipped on somebody’s head is Glee.  You watch too much TV.

    • Country is Australia says:

      03:58am | 26/01/11

      All this debate is rubbish.  when was the last time you people got out of the cities and actually looked at this country.  I could think of nothing being less Australian then 1000’s of people being jammed of a crappy beach being over looked by a stinky over populated city.  That is not Australia.
      When you see the adds for Australia that go over seas it is not of the over flowing citys with there fast food and all that goes with in, it is of open spaces and empty beaches.  These still exist and these are my Australia, a quite beer and a fishing rod on a beach sounds beter to me they what you lot have planed by the sounds of it.
      On second thoughts you guys all stay in the citys and leave the good bits of the country to me.

    • mary says:

      08:48am | 26/01/11

      I love Australia day not because a bunch of prisoners was dumped on our soil all those years back resulting in the demise of many Originals. But I love Australia day because I love Australia with a passion. I’ve been to many places, but She is the One.

    • Crumpy Gunt says:

      02:05pm | 26/01/11

      Groan. This is the 6th Australia Day piece. Is there no other topic of vital importance on The Punch, on this day? For instance, ” 1856 – Puget Sound War: United States Marines from the USS Decatur defeated Native American forces after an all day battle with settlers in Seattle, Washington.” What’s wrong with that!  Mrs. Gunt agrees with me.

    • Jasmine says:

      03:52pm | 26/01/11

      The sad part of the story is that the Aboriginal people were only reconized as a human race in the 1960s.

      That’s a long time to be walking around as a group of unknowns.

      Happy Australia day.. we have a lot to answer for especially to the indigenous people of this nation.

    • PPV says:

      07:29pm | 26/01/11

      We came to this country as highly qualified professionals and we both have senior jobs .  We are not intimidated in any form by any australians because we wont stand for it , we always outperform them due to the slack culture.  I urge all immigramts to adopt the same attitude and stop complaining , if it wasn’t for us so called immigrants this country will come to a standstill.  Look closely at who is in charge of the major companies, not autralians.  The aussie culture is in trouble and trust me I dont think it is a bad thing.  You invaded this country 200 years ago , at least I came here legally.

    • Golly Gosh says:

      07:45pm | 26/01/11

      The majority of these comments are sooo pathetic.  Instead of using this post to unleash a tirade of bulls….t why not just simply say, congratulations Kochie for not acknowledging the cretin who insulted his loved family member. Oh no!!! It becomes an opportunity for ravings of poor me, I have been treated so badly.  Shed the victim mentality and treat this entire topic with the contempt it warrants

 

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