I do graphic design.
Logos, banner ads, web design, billboards, flyers, mailers, advertising and t-shirts?

Yeah, I can do that.
I take pictures.
I've been a photographer since way back before digital and my award winning work has been featured in books, magazines and newspapers.
I write code.
Web development is like making sausage... You don't what to know what goes into it, you just want it to be delicious when it's done.