We recently covered a University of Montreal study that claimed its research team was unable to find a single adult male who had never seen porn. Dubious, we decided to put out a call for readers who have never watched a pornographic video, clip or DVD to email us. Happily -- for us, not the Canadian scientists -- our ploy netted two real-life porn virgins who agreed to be interviewed about how they managed to remain unacquainted with easily accessible adult-only material.

The willing victims are J.J. Eggers and Jarrett Skorup (who bravely furnished us with a picture). Both are college graduates in their early 20s, which is simultaneously surprising and obvious: Surprising because both men made it through four years of college education in America without stumbling across a roommate watching "Bang Bus"; obvious because they're young enough to have successfully avoided it ... so far.

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The "how" is much more complicated than the "why," as it turns out: Skorup says he has a moral obligation to avoid watching porn because of his conservative Christian upbringing and college atmosphere. (He attended Grove City College in Pennsylvania.)

Eggers, on the other hand, just doesn't see the point of porn. "I never understood the reason why it was so popular," he says. "Watching people have sex was just not something that was a big deal to me. I'm not against it, I just never have sat down and watched one."

For Skorup, it's much more important to simply avoid ever seeing an adult film, something he wants to go to his grave without experiencing. "I'm engaged now," he adds. "So even though I'm out on my own for a few more months, I have that reason to hold off."

Skorup's fiancee (like Eggers' girlfriend) believes it when he says he's never seen pornography -- and she's thrilled about it. "She thinks it is harmful to women," Skorup explains. "We read a book about the topic in which pornography for men was compared to chick flicks for girls. The idea was that both give each gender unrealistic expectations for the person you end up married to or in a committed relationship with. I'm not sure I totally bought it, but it's an interesting theory."

Having said that, it's no surprise Skorup and Eggers both feel that avoiding porn probably makes them better in bed since they won't have any "pre-conceived ideas," as Skorup puts it. His partner in porn virginity adds that, for him, watching these films is as pointless as indulging in alcohol and tobacco: "If there's no good reason to do it, then why do it?"


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