Puppetry of the Penis
A 44-year-old man was arrested after witnesses saw him putting on a strange show outside an apartment complex in Washington. He allegedly had a string around his genitals and was "apparently manipulating it with the string like a puppet."Overprotective Mother
Shasta County (Ca.) Sheriff's Office
A California woman allegedly had sex with her teenage daughter's friends -- in a elementary school parking lot, at a Walmart parking lot, and in her home -- to protect the girl from their sexual desires.
Hell in Bed
Levy County (Fla.) Jail
Posing as Helen Bedd (as in "Hell in Bed"), Arthur Ramos, 41, offered "full service" massages on Craigslist. Florida police say he delivered a whole lot more, performing what he called "man rubs."
Sex on Her Majesty's Lawn
A couple in their early 30s were arrested for having sex outside Windsor Castle as tourists watched, with some even filming the event. The police described the couple as "respectable people with respectable jobs."Blow-Up Doll Three-Way
Courtesy of Cape Coral (Fla.) Police Department
George Bartusek, 51, was sentenced to six months probation after engaging in a lewd act with two blow-up dolls in the parking lot of a Publix market in Florida, as stunned onlookers watched.
Bad Vibrations
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln suspended Sigma Chi fraternity after court documents of a hazing incident revealed that a stripper allegedly penetrated a pledge's rear end with a vibrator.Porn Shop Bandits
Kilgore (Texas) Police Department
John Scott Kincaid, 21, and another man must really enjoy what some politely call "adult entertainment." After allegedly holding up a video store at gunpoint, the pair were said to be found with 50 stolen videos, a handgun and a mask.
Sex (at 83!) at a Wal-Mart Parking Lot
Gastonia County (N.C.) Sheriff's Office
An 83-year-old man and a 25-year-old woman are accused "crimes against nature" for having sex in a Buick parked outside of a North Carolina Wal-Mart.
Shoe-Cam Voyeur
Photo Courtesy Jacksonville Sheriff's Office
Florida police say Jeffery Polizzi installed a small camera in his shoe and stuck his foot under dressing room doors to snap pictures of women trying on swimsuits at Neptune Beach surf shops.
Woman-on-Dog Sex Video
Courtesy of Sarasota County Sheriff's Office
Caroline Willette allegedly admitted to videotaping herself having sex with two dogs and possessing child porn. The 53-year-old Floridian will face a slew of charges, but bestiality won't be one of them.