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- inactive, on 09/08/2009, -51/+1006she has a computer in the kitchen?
- bakaferret, on 09/08/2009, -9/+867I love it when parents think that all gaming systems are called "Nintendos".
- FunkyMo, on 09/08/2009, -21/+660*****.
- M3hdi, on 09/08/2009, -21/+634fake
- vashth3stampede, on 09/08/2009, -42/+437............................................________
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...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\ - Sewermutt, on 09/09/2009, -85/+398Mistitled. Should read: Why women should never be allowed on the internets.
- dolemite01, on 09/09/2009, -1/+284From a source that doesn't deny it's fake and even funnier
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/facebook_twi ... - Scrappy1850, on 09/09/2009, -9/+262that would really ruin porn
- vuongr07, on 09/09/2009, -10/+242THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
- Rain12913, on 09/09/2009, -8/+166If the mother's rantings about her ex-husband didn't sound like some cheaply written sitcom than this would have been a lot more believable and funny.
- oboshoe, on 09/09/2009, -8/+148Not buying it.
Just doesn't ring true. - michaelrsa, on 09/09/2009, -14/+118fake and gay.
not complaining, fake and gay puts food on my table. - felkdogg, on 09/09/2009, -3/+101I knew my mom should never be allowed on Facebook when she called up to complain that it seemed that every girl I dated ended up becoming a lesbian because they were all in "open relationships" with other girls after our breakups.
- trapper2530, on 09/08/2009, -6/+102lets just hope she doesn't use twitter
- michaelrsa, on 09/09/2009, -8/+102Ah, but they aren't on the internet, the video of them being nailed over and over again by a series of midget clowns is.
- amirahfusion, on 09/09/2009, -3/+79This is somewhat similar to when I first went to collage in '00. My mom had AIM but didn't really understand it. One night I was particularly excited about the only dinner our dorm cafeteria made that was edible, so my away message was: "Hooray!! Grilled Cheese and Tomato soup night!!!"
I come back from dinner to find this conversation:
Mom: Hey honey, how are you?
Me: Auto-response: ******** is away "Hooray!! Grilled Cheese and Tomato soup night!!!"
Mom: Thats nice. How was your day?
Mom: You there?
Mom: Are you ignoring me?
Me: Auto-response: ******** is away "Hooray!! Grilled Cheese and Tomato soup night!!!"
Mom: What does that mean?
Mom: Why do you keep saying that??
Mom: What the hell is going on???
Me: Auto-response: ******** is away "Hooray!! Grilled Cheese and Tomato soup night!!!"
Mom: Are you on drugs?? Are you drunk??
Mom: Answer me!!!!
Mom: If you don't answer me, I'm going to come up there and find you!!!
Me: Auto-response: ******** is away "Hooray!! Grilled Cheese and Tomato soup night!!!"
Mom: That's it!! I'm getting in the car right now!!!
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Luckily she hadn't gotten too far before I got a hold of her. She was SOOO mad at me, and because I couldn't stop laughing (nor my friends who were there to witness it), she did not believe that we weren't all high. I printed the convo out and put it on my dorm door. All semester I would hear people start laughing outside my door because of it...classic. - Vindexus, on 09/09/2009, -1/+69That link is better than this article.
- catvllvs, on 09/09/2009, -2/+67I'm interested in this... do you have a franchise available?
- mongoh8fire, on 09/09/2009, -2/+64"the" Nintentos
- neocda, on 09/09/2009, -5/+65She called them "Nintentos". Get it right, dude :P.
- heresy0, on 09/09/2009, -2/+61WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO PLAY US OFF?!
***** IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE! - DrLeePhD, on 09/09/2009, -3/+61you can tell because of the pixels.
- miggyb, on 09/09/2009, -4/+61Am I the only ***** here, or would anyone else have had some fun with that?
"You know, mom, just because I'm going to Penn State doesn't mean I ever wished to be born. I'll have you know that I drink myself to a stupor to forget about the horrible childhood that you let me have, and I plan on dying as soon as college is over. If you cut funding, you're just going to speed up my inevitable suicide by that much."
That's all I got. Please feel free to out-***** me. - jazzfunkblues, on 09/09/2009, -15/+71I am so sick of these troll facebook accounts. Notice how they didn't start popping up until the general population was given facebook access? ***** buried. Maybe we can go back to phony AIM convos and bash.org ones, too.
- cowsgonemadd3, on 09/09/2009, -7/+59Built into the microwave:
http://sperone.free.fr/images/extraz/PICS3/Microwa ... - davidg11, on 09/09/2009, -11/+62Mom?
- NJSlacker, on 09/09/2009, -7/+57haha, I could see my mom doing something like this.
- inactive, on 09/09/2009, -2/+51THE FRESHMAKER
- Darksoul, on 09/09/2009, -0/+48Ouch.
- christoast, on 09/09/2009, -1/+45Old people/parents pluralize things they don't understand.
Pokemans
Nintendos (and btw: ALL gaming systems are the nintendos)
internets - lodeswrath, on 09/09/2009, -0/+41@jazzfunk
its from bash.org...you know, that site you mentioned?
dumbass - thelostviking22, on 09/09/2009, -3/+44This is why I have not accepted my mother's friend request. Yes, I'm a prick, but I have my reasons.
- Namaha, on 09/09/2009, -2/+42Psssst, rpapi, Limewire is the name of the guy two posts above you. The same guy Redmo0n was talking to.
- twodollars, on 09/09/2009, -0/+40Best overreaction ever. Haha
- thejackyl, on 09/09/2009, -1/+40"mom...I'm gay"
- thehuntofdear, on 09/09/2009, -3/+41Like your sister's *****.
- iansh, on 09/09/2009, -5/+42Then.
- breannayn, on 09/09/2009, -7/+43twitpic: "I R ANGRY @ U"
- inactive, on 09/09/2009, -4/+40I love how everyone is calling this fake, but you know this ***** happens.
- michaelrsa, on 09/09/2009, -3/+38Yeah, it's called Break.
- woofers07, on 09/09/2009, -2/+37Would've been more credible without the "slimy whore of a stepmother"
- d2cole, on 09/09/2009, -4/+39link?
- cawfee, on 09/09/2009, -0/+31Territorial, aren't we?
- Pyehole, on 09/09/2009, -2/+33Hey santaliqueur, welcome to the English language and what is known as an idiom. To understand where it comes from, ask yourself this question: what happens when you ring a bell?
- readacook, on 09/09/2009, -1/+32The graying of facebook will be its downfall...
- Caleb83, on 09/09/2009, -1/+32and I'm getting a sex change
- r0bi, on 09/09/2009, -4/+34I am disappoint.
- mysticalone, on 09/09/2009, -3/+32*mysticalone dances.
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=) - LPfmAAF, on 09/09/2009, -9/+38Who cares? Comedian's stories are mostly fake yet we still love them. This is funny and it made me laugh, but i dont care if its real.
- inactive, on 09/09/2009, -3/+311) Redtube
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4) Profit -
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