zeitgeist the movie(2hrs:700mb) (it got Russo wellstoned) the truth will set you free




Apollo 11 work and no play made Stanley a dull boy !



Q: why does my Motorola cellphone stop ringing, answering, and doing shit ?
A: JAVA ! (object oriented bullshit)







can you say INSIDE JOB 3 times out loud ?

MABUS IS NOW IN PLACE (Ray Mabus, Obama's middle east advisor !!)

watch this video ! really ! or you can download it HQ here

What is the most used phrase during this scammer collapse ?:
Accountant X: "hmmmmmm...... hey, hold on, whats this here ????......"







my definition of soul: the interference waves, causing feedback, perceived as a mental thoughts echo, which happens when the electrical impulses in our brain meet the space-time gratin (its not a continuum, but a tickwork of 10^-24 sec quanta); ... that interference and its reflection, is what we perceive as SELF , you wont find this definition anywhere, cause I just thought it up out of my ass









THIS IS IT FOLKS
THE END OF STUPIDTY IS AT HAND
You fucking retarded cro-magnon greedy mother fuckers at the top of the scam-chain can/should now FINALLY stop fighting over the passee deathliquid also known as OIL











why does windows suck?

simple: snively greedy mother fuckers in charge of underpaid lazy programmers who think they're the shit !




psycho pussy knocks out large asshole dog with tae-kwon-do master kick !

monkeys betatesting deathstick

[HINT: the same kind of nonsense that almost destroyed planet omicron 4]

Now, can you say Holy Flying Shit ? ..... I knew you could !



time to freak the fuck out




Thought of the day: WALSTREETPRO FOR PRESIDENT !!!!



Q: There are only 3 universal constants: Greed, Stupidity and Evil , all 3 usually manifest themselves in a specific mother fucker who in his dumbfuckedness manages to fuck everyone over first, and then ends up fucking himself over too ..... all other things in this universe appear at random and when you least expect them. (quoting myself)
the 9/11 plot explained








abandon ship

I call stupid people TERRAFORMERS , cause, IMHO, we should use them to explore and fertilize the solar system.
I found the ideal spaceship to send them on their way: The ROTON

You're an instant Winner.... through that little porthole, you stupid Winkak user !


if the allmighty asshole wanted us to fly.......

HINT: typical example of the term [good business] : [buy cheapest crap, make good profit]

This here is as close as I could come to depicting a KRELL. if you don't know what this is all about, then I suggest you continue below...(you l.g.m.) Now, based on the doors, the stairs with the groove in the middle, the 3 tracks on the floor leading from the office to the lab, the lab chair with a wide berth, the angle on the caliper of the plastic educator, and the yellow knobs with the easy-to-grab-buttons. I hereby present you the first visual record of a KRELL. The fact that my model has only 4 fingers on one hand could be due to his job as the lab technician. MUHAHHAHA (oh btw, if you would like some Krell Music recorded, just click on the link. The dude looks like a Krell, and his music sounds like Krell, Ergo he must be a Krell)

krell

now, lets jump into deep-deep scifi, if you know this battleship, you probably also know the sexy Venus (in an XL-5)....

and you're probably old enough to enjoy the "dark"er side of this site.


Japan !, go to japan, you will never want to leave !

Freedom , dont let the system take that away from you
Suzuki Hayabusa - Blasting Paris Freeways
Porsche 911 Turbo Stockholm Getaway
Freedom can be seen also in Russia's highways
Koguchi raping the Nissan (closed circuit, but good stuff anyway)

hot women ::


some solaris 10 x86 howtos
some Fedora Core howtos





TRICKMOBIL, Faszination Trickfilm zum Anfassen (ab Okt 2008 in Berlin)

are you a Motorcycle rider in Europe ?

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self reminder: movies with that "donng...wuuuuuuuwwww" prop sound found so far: alien (when they are searching for the first facegrabberchicken) , bladerunner (in the apartment with rachel), abominable, sw chapter 2 (when obiwan is listening to dooku's plot), sw chapter 4 (obiwan going to meet vader), sw5 (when luke fights vader), sw6 (when luke talks to the emperor)
funny coincs:
1. doom - predator, helicopter scene , guy asks for a little pussy
2. doom - predator, catch the flying object
3. dark star - aliens (the knife scene)
4. star trek 5 - 2010 , the sonar sound of the probe, the shuttle entry
5. S.I.D. == "Speech Intelligence Decoder" in C.S. -- S.I.D. == "Space Intruder Detector" UFO
6. Crater 101 in C.S. (the HQ bubble) -- The underwater cloning bubble in UFO -- both can be entered through the wall (self repairing wall)
7. Star Trek 1 -- Solaris (original) (new Solaris does have the busted door, but act lamentably unseen) - the crazy chick going through the metal door / I add the heavy bulkhead door shredded open by the beast in Leviathan, no chick on that one, but same effect.
8. Star Trek TOS (Amok Time) -- Forbidden Planet - the C57D is going to Altair 4 , the Enterprise is going to Altair 6
9. T3 - Escape from New York -- Riddick - "Keep moving..."
10. Escape from New York -- Planet Terror - the circumstance musak
11. Escape from New York -- Buckaroo Banzai 8th dimension - " President of what..."
12. War of the Worlds (orig) -- ID4 - " El Toro base "
13. the bar indiana jones meets the chinese is called OBI WAN
14. 20k miles under the sea - Star Trek -- Rura Pente !
15. Aliens - Doom -- Game Time !











My acronyms:
AFC: Abso Fucking Certainly
CDS: Coma Drool Sleep (what happens after a 36 hour programming session, or a 72 hour server recovery party)