Man Has Sex With Doll ‘Cheryl Cole’ And All The Girls Aloud

A TRULY wonderful story in Closer magazine (aka Groser) about Mr Everard Cunion, owner of five dolls he dresses like Girls Aloud – Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Kimberly Walsh, Nadine Coyle and Nicole Roberts – and has sex with them. Says he:

“I always notice good looking girls. I was stunned by Sarah Harding’s striking resemblance to my doll Virginia.”

Closer loves men who shag dollies. A couple of weeks go, we read about Brooke and Kelly:

Gordon Griggs couldn’t find a girlfriend – so he bought himself two life-size silicon dolls called Brooke and Kelly.

Now here’s Mr Cunion to tell us that Nicola Roberts is his favourite shag doll. Nicola, good news:

“There’s just something about the way she moves. She seems so down to earth and intelligent, like my doll Laura.”

It all then gets a bit sad (yeah, we know), as Mr Cunion tells us that he’s out of work, that the dolls cost him £22,000 and if it weren’t for them – he keeps them hanging on hooks – he’d be “lost”.

Is this the future of the sex industry – victimless kinky sex? Mr Cunion offers advice:

“As long as you give the dolls a good wash with hot water and disinfectant, there’s no chance of catching any diseases.”

Is he suggesting that the ladies are sleeping around? What diseases can you catch from your own juices and rubber dolls?

And can you make a Cheryl Cole douche from bits of Palmolive?

Anorak

Posted: 16th, December 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink