A bunch of people have written stories like this one, but they're fun so I wrote one too.

To the person who came up with this original idea - sorry. But there's nothing you can do about it.

This is my first story on Fanfiction Log. Also my first story on the internet. I'm not going to beg for reviews and I'm not going to ask for you to be gentle on me. I can take it - be harsh.

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“Sleepy, Chazy!”

“I know, I know, you keep on saying.”

“Mmmspherm *yawn*.”

“What? OI! Get off me! I’m not a pillow, ya know! Mike, get off!”

“Bed? BED!”

“Mike, that’s not a bed, it’s the sofa…”

“Mmm…”

“No, Mike, You’ll have the worst backache. C’mon! Jesus, you’re heavy! C’mon help me out here?”

“Bed…”

“I know you’re tired, Mike. I am too, but would you help me out here? Yes, move your legs, Mike. Make them walk to your bunk, then you can sleep”

“Sleep? Where?”

“If you start moving your legs sleep will be soon, c’mon!”

“Can’t, Chazy…”

“Yes you can. Now c’mon, I’m tired, Mike!”

“Bed!”

“Yes, your bed. Now climb up there and we’ll all be happy. No, I said climb, get off me, man! Get off! Good boy, climb!”

“Can’t, Chazy.”

“Stop calling me that, I hate it.”

“It’s cute. *Yawn* Chazy, Chazy…”

“Stop it. Climb up there, Mike. I can’t lift you. What? You can’t stand here and sleep! You’ll fall over in the night. Get up”

“Mmmspherm”

“What? What are you saying? OI! That’s my bed! You know there’s not room for two of us here! Get out. Now.”

“Carghermm”

“Speak coherent English!”

“Can’t… get… *yawn* up”

“Yes you can! I’m gonna sit right here ‘till you do… Mike? C’mon Mike! Get outta my bunk!”

“Teddy bear…”

“HEY! Ouch! Watch it, Mister! Ow, what are you doing? You’re squeezing too tight!”

“Cuddly, Chazy… Teddy bear…”

“I’m not you’re teddy bear! I’m not Chazy! I’m not gonna have to share my bunk with you, and I’m not going to go through the agony of getting my stomach squeezed inside-out!”

“Grizzly bear.”

“WHAT? Get out! Mike! Outta my bed!”

“Comfy, Chazy! I’m sleepy… Wanna go sleep.”

“Well go sleep in your own bunk.”

“I can’t, Chazy.”

“I’m not Chazy.”

“Yes you are, Chazy. My Chazy Chaz…”

“MIKE! You’re really pissing me off now!”

“SHUT UP you two!”

“Sorry Phe! Look, ya woke the Phoenix. Would you please get into your own bed, Mike? I’m asking nicely now… Mike? Mike, are ya there… Mike? Aw fuck.”

End