The little rhyme in here was made up by my beloved Kristin; this is dedicated to her also.

Disclaimer: Kristin & I still own Mike & Chester!

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I grabbed onto the tree limb and pulled myself up, climbing into the tree, grunting all my way up. Finally getting up all the way at the top, I sat on the long thick, huge, branch and sighed.

Climbing a tree is some tough shit.

I was only up in this damn tree to pick some apples. Mike's the only person I know who grows green apples. Yum.

I began pulling apples off, one by one, and suddenly...

"CHESTER, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!?!" I heard Mike scream, and I looked down at him. He had his hands on his hips, and he was still yelling.

"I'm fucking river-dancing. What the fuck's it look like I'm doing?" I said in a smartass tone. He sighed loudly.

"Chester, please come down." He said, worry dripping from every word.

"Mike, I want some apples. Their green apples..."

"You coulda went to the store and got some,"

"But I didn't wanna go. Why pay money when I can pick 'em for free outta your tree?... Hey, that rhymed."

"Chaz, please come down? I don't want you to get hurt."

"Oh Mike, I'm not gonna get hurt." He sighed. "Hey, come up here with me."

"WHAT?! No way!"

"Please Mike!"

"No, Chester! I can't climb tree's."

"Mike! Please! Or.. I'll throw apples at you and never come down." He gave me a mean look and I threw an apple at him, hitting his arm.

"Hey, you half-cocked-fuck! That hurt!"

"Half-cocked-fuck? Did you think of that yourself, Shinoda?" I asked with a laugh. He stuck his middle finger up, and then laughed himself.

"I'll throw another one, Mikey Boy." I said, holding another apple up.

"No! They hurt! I'll fucking come up." He sighed and I smiled, clapping out of happiness. He grabbed onto the tree branch and slipped before he even got his leg up.

"You are such a dumbass, Kenji." I said, and he looked up at me, gaping.

"Shut up, Charles." I squinched my eyes at him, and he laughed. Finally, he got his leg up on the tree and he began climbing it, grunting and gasping when he slipped.

Finally, he made it up and tree and sat down beside me, breathing heavily.

"You alright, Shinoda?" I asked, and he nodded, taking a deep breath. "Climbing a treee is tough shit, huh?"

"Hell yeah," He agreed. Finally catching his breath, he said, "Now, why are we up here?"

"Uh, I dunno," I looked away from him, which was stupid to do, because whenever I avoid eye-contact with him, he knows I have something to tell him.

"Chester?"

"Hmm?" I looked at my hands.

"Look at me." I slowly looked up at him but then looked away.

"Alright, what's wrong?" Damn, he knows me too well. "Spill it, Chaz."

"Mike, I can't tell you..."

"Oh, yes you can, and yes you will."

"No, I can't..."

"We're not leaving this... tree until you tell me what's wrong." He laughed slightly.

"Mike, I can't. You.. no, I can't."

"What? You know you can trust me."

"Your making this so fucking difficult, Michael Kenji."

"Of course I am. I'm fucking Michael Kenji." He flashed his famous Shinoda smile and I laughed softly. God, he's so sexy...

"Chester, please tell me." He asked, his eyes pleading with me.

"Mike, I-..." I cleared my throat. "...can I show you, instead?"

"Uh, yeah..." I contemplated for a moment on wheather I should do this or not. My answer was: Fuck yes!

Quickly, I pulled him towards me, nearly falling off the tree, and pressed my lips against his roughly, kissing him deeply and hungrily. He gasped into my mouth but then kissed me back to my surprise. After a few more moments of our kiss, I pulled away and looked down at my hand, slightly embaressed.

"Um.. I'm uh, sorry.." I said, licking my lips. God, he tasted so good.

"No.. don't be. Just.. do it again." I was surprised, but I quickly kissed him again, this time pushing my tongue into his mouth. He sucked on it gently, and I sucked on his tongue, eliciting a moan from us both.

Slowly he pulled away, licking his lips, and said, "Wow... I've been wanting to do that for awhile." I gasped.

"What?! And you couldn't've done it sooner?!" He laughed and said, "Ches, I wanna do more than just kiss..." He leaned towards me, whispering, "I want you. All of you."

"God, Mike..." His words were going straight to my groin, making my cock twitch with excitement. I suddenly pulled of my shirt and his eyes widened.

"I'm not waiting," I began unbuttoning my pants and I carefully removed them, and Mike's eyes widened more.

"Get naked, Mike." I said, and he gaped. "And close your mouth, you look like a retard." I laughed and said, "Naked!" He blinked, laughed, and then removed his shirt.

"Lift your ass for a minute," He said, and I gave him a weird look, but lifted myself slightly and he layed his and my shirt over the hard tree bark, making it more comfortable to sit on. He removed his pants and we were both sitting there in boxers, eyeing one another.

Mike slowly eased his fingers past the waistband of his boxers, and pulled them off, exposing his huge, hard dick.

"Take yours off," He said, and I obeyed, removing my boxers also. He licked his lips as he eyed my cock, and said, "Sit on my lap." I slowly eased my way over to him and sat on his lap, my back pressed against his bare chest. I loved the feeling of his skin pressing onto mine.

He grinded his cock against my ass and we both moaned. He kissed the back of my neck, gently biting down, and then he whispered into my ear, "Can I fuck you?" His words almost made me cum right there and then.

"In... in the tree?" I asked, and he moaned, "MmmHmm."

"But... how?"

"Just like this," He pushed his hips up, making his dick press hard against my ass. I moaned and closed my eyes tightly.

"God.. yes.. now.. I can't wait, Mike." I moaned, and I could almost hear him grinning. He reached his hand around to my mouth and said, "Spit." I spit and he moved it back to him and applied it to his erection.

"Mmm.. I want you to finger yourself, Ches." I sucked on my middle finger, turned my body to the side a little and slipped my finger into my tight opening, gasping.

This was going to hurt.

"Moan my name, baby," Mike said, and I moaned his name, preparing myself for what was to come.

"Mike.. please.. I can't wait anymore." I removed my finger and sat up a little. Mike grabbed onto his dick and I very slowly slid myself down onto him, gasping and crying out at the pain.

"Oh my God...!" I cried out, and Mike wrapped his arms around me, pressing his chest against my back.

"It's alright, Ches, it'll feel better. I promise," He grunted and added, "...Jesus fucking God, your so tight..." After a few minutes of sitting still, I pushed up and grinded myself back down, both of us moaning.

"Mike and Chester... sitting in a tree... f-u-c-k-i-n-g..." Mike half groaned half sung, causing us both to laugh.

"Your such a dork, Mikey." I said, and he chuckled. He grabbed onto my hips, moved me over a little, and pushed his hips up, hitting something inside me that made me scream out in pleasuring shock.

"Oh my GOD, Mike!!!" I cried out, and he kissed my back. I felt him smile against my skin.

"Do that again, Mikey.. please.. oh my God.." I moaned and I began moving myself up-and-down on his hard cock, making him hit that same spot inside of me, repeatedly. The pleasure was so intense, it was almost too much.

"Chester, oh God.. your so tight.. so warm.. so fucking good.." He moaned, quickening our pace. I rocked back and forth on him, a sweat breaking out over my body. I mean, it was 95 degree's outside, and us doing what we were doing was making it even hotter.

"Chester, oh God, go faster.." The pain was still there, but I ignored it and focused on the pleasure, which was definately there, and intense. Suddenly, Mike reached his hand around and took my length into his hand, stroking me gently but a little roughly.

"Mike.. oh God.. I-I'm cuming...!"

"Chester..." He gripped my hip tighter and suddenly screamed, "Chester! Oh God, Ches!!" and came hard inside of me, still jacking me off. When the thought of him cuming inside of me entered my head, I screamed, "Mikey! Oh Mike, fuck!" and came onto his hand, my whole body shaking from how hard I came. I layed my back against his chest, both of us breathing hard, trying to calm down a little. Mike wraped his arms around me, kissing the side of my neck.

"That was amazing, Chester." He said softly in my ear, biting down gently on the lobe.

"Mmm... your amazing, Mike." I turned my head sideways and pressed my lips against his, kissing him passionately. After our long kiss, I pulled away and Mike pulled out of me, moaning lowly.

I very carefully pulled on my boxers, amazed that I just had sex in a tree, and Mike pulled his on also.

"Can we just sit up here for awhile?" I asked, and he nodded, smiling. I leaned back against him, and he wrapped his arms around me, holding me close.

"Mike and Chester were sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g." I sung, making us both laugh. "And you can count on it happening again, Shinoda."

"I can't wait, Ches. I can't wait."