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- BowZzer, on 08/06/2008, -4/+54I have thoughts about womans. They make my pants tight when I see them in pants. After I wear pants I take them off in front of womans. The womans usually run to cop officer. I run to the home house where I have more pants.
- WickEd101, on 08/06/2008, -0/+44Suguru, you animal.
- Someguy101, on 02/19/2009, -1/+38"Am I abnormal?"
No suguru, I get excited when girl's pants are seen too. - BlueSkyfish, on 08/07/2008, -1/+19I'm surprised the land of tentacle rape understands the concept of abnormal.
- roybemename, on 08/06/2008, -1/+18It amuses me that he knows the word "abnormal", yet struggles with basic english.
But then again, I spose someone who starts a written statment with "i will talk about pants" has been reffered to in that way many times before. - lucy22, on 08/06/2008, -1/+8This is hilarious.
- edwartica, on 08/07/2008, -0/+7because otherwise the terrorists have won!
- bstockwell, on 08/06/2008, -1/+8This sentiment was best put by either bug catcher or youngster on the road to Mt Moon in pokemon blue/red: "I like shorts, they are comfy and easy to wear"
- inactive, on 08/06/2008, -1/+7hahaha... this made my day...hahahaha
- ChileanGoD, on 08/07/2008, -0/+4Try to read it with the voice of GLaDOS in your mind. It just gives it that little extra funny.
- inactive, on 08/07/2008, -0/+3Hahaha. Love it. I hope this kid makes it to the Super Duper Happy Hour.
- Brad324, on 08/07/2008, -0/+3***** you! Two of my friends died being total douchebags!
- wallyballs, on 08/07/2008, -0/+3self important holier than thou attitude much?
www.engrish.com - MattNF, on 08/07/2008, -0/+3Dugg for "Thank you.".
- Kanuhduh, on 08/06/2008, -1/+4Should have gone with Google Language Tools.
- Enlefo, on 08/07/2008, -2/+5LOL, my friend just left to go teach engrish in japan... I gotta send this to him.
- Benjamin10, on 08/07/2008, -0/+2I'm all about the pants romance.
- VivaCalligula, on 08/07/2008, -0/+2***** pants.
- jazzmess, on 08/07/2008, -0/+2I have a feeling he looked up "hentai" in his Japanese to English dictionary, and it had 'abnormal' there, so that's what he used. That's the problem with translating from a dictionary, you get the literal meaning rather than the connotation.
- alex7575, on 08/07/2008, -0/+2I don't know if you guys got this, but when talking about "pants" I think he was talking about "pantsu" (that's how they pronounce it) which means underwear in Japan and incidentally in Korea
- RobotBuddha, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1Yep, it's far easier for most adults to memorize a huge amount of words than to get syntax down.
- q00u, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1I used to teach English in Japan. Short essays like this were par for the course and kept me entertained at work.
If you have the opportunity, I highly recommend it. ^_^ (The JET programme pays the best, if you have a degree) - andybaumgar, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1he probably has a dictionary.
- yuutokun, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1Why the hell is flash getting dugg down. What he says is true!!
- sv650touring, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1well, I can't speak on behalf of everyone, but my buddy has a big *****, and will work that fact into the conversation within 5 minutes of meeting someone. What he neglects to mention is how ugly it is - even by ***** standards. ***** looks like a baby elephant trunk.
- NeoNevermore, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1I used Batman's voice
- vegel, on 08/08/2008, -0/+1pants are man's romances
that is so Japanese. - mcla007, on 08/08/2008, -0/+1Shouldn't it be "hilalious"?
- ZeeZee2k, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1You've seen his *****?
- edwartica, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1I tried Chris Griffin.
- IronPwnage, on 08/09/2008, -0/+1I tried Gilbert Gottfried.
It was awesome. - inactive, on 08/08/2008, -0/+1I tried Chris Hansen.
- somedirtbag, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1I used Christopher Walken. Then William Shatner. Both were total goldd.
- fz22gq, on 08/08/2008, -0/+1Yes it is.
- theRIAA, on 08/08/2008, -0/+1yes, you are very right.... ^^^?
- zohaibusman, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1日本の英語教育は、 awesome 、時には陽気
- flashpointbob, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1what the Japanese call 'pants' we call 'underwear'
- inactive, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1no, you already unloaded your load by the time she finishes taking off her pants....so she might as well put it back on.
- inactive, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1it started here
http://digg.com/hardware/Virginia_Tech_building_su ...
it got out of control after this
http://digg.com/tech_news/Digg_We_Have_a_Problem_P ... - Llanowar, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1I used my own voice.
- smacksaw, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1It's like when Cartman kept farting on Kyle - eventually it became funny again.
This is funny because all of the people who bury it and get pissed off. The only thing worse than not liking a joke is being made a joke of. I post that very thing just to ***** with people. It's amazing how many people get their panties in a bunch over it. The joke is no longer about "***** you, two of my friends died", it's how many people you can actually make comment or bury that meme. - Severys, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1As an Englishman, pants = underwear.
- Clbck, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1It's gaijinsmash.net
And yeah, it's funny stuff. - inactive, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1JET FTW!!
- Philbert, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1I was just going to post this, I've been reading his articles since they were on Outpostnine.com. I actually stopped when he switched sites, the new site didn't seem to have anything in any particular order and it made much more sense to read it all in order.
The old site:
http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html - fevredream, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1In fact, pants is used to refer to underwear in England and many other English speaking countries as well. Hence the Japanese and Korean use of the loan word for panties makes perfect sense if you're not from the US.
- monsterenergy, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1"Man, I totally buzzed up this article on Yahoo. "
Uhh...what does that mean? - HMMcKamikaze, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1I tried Morgan Freeman.
- benighted, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1I tried G.W.Bush
- smaisch, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1You know what the best part of this whole story is? It has a link to the image submitter's MatadorStudy profile after the image. If you go through that...
http://matadortravel.com/travel-community/abram
...then visit his blog...
http://abramplaut.blogspot.com/
...you can see he is clearly taking upskirt shots at a club.
http://abramplaut.blogspot.com/2008/07/sf-weekend- ...
Like student, like instructor, ne? -
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