I agree with Gary from Derbyshire, as a nation we are supposed to be stong and have a sense of humour!
Do we really have to complain about this stuff or can we not just see the funny side and have a laugh before we end up in a bubble wrap world full of straight faces. Come on people, pull your pants down and have a laugh!

- tavish, lincoln, 03/10/2009 17:19

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Mr Simkins is evidently yet another PC idiot, and there are far too many PC idiots in this country already. If people like him get his way, in a few years we'll all be living in a sterile bubble afraid to go out for fear of our children experiencing anything that may differ from the PC norm.
We used to be a strong nation, now we're rapidly becoming the laughing stock of the world thanks to the nanny state and idiots like Mr Simkins who support and nourish it.
Its no wonder people in this country are getting fed up, its bad enough having Mr Brown and the new Labour idiots trying to ruin just about everything our forefathers worked for, but with silly people like mr simkins worrying over possibly suggestive sweet wrappers, what chance do we have?
Has he even considered the fact that most children wouldnt even notice the wrapper, and only adults would make the connection to sex?

- Gary, Derbyshire, 29/9/2009 10:24

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I would like to tell you these picures are very photogenic. They show both the lemon's good side and my own. I would like you to know that both the cherries and the lemon were willing to have these pictures taken and at no point did they object to anything. In fact they suggested a few manuevers. I think Mr Simpkin should except that sex is natural and children should know about it rather than just having to guess as they are not going to go out and do it. As a final statement, I would like to add that all the fruit in the pictures are above 16. So there!

- Mr Lime, Maoam county, 15/9/2009 13:59

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I suspect Sara Nelson may be a lemon. Has she no shame, inflicting this vulgarity on our innocent children?

- Lil Shellfish, Shanklin, IoW, 10/9/2009 09:46

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i just think you have to be pretty dirty minded to link sweet rappers to hardcore porn ,it's just a pointless wrapper that this man has used to get himself in the media i think he's recovered from his "shock"

- David, telford, 10/9/2009 03:23

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I am inspired by Simon Simpkins observations. I can't believe i never spotted this porn before. Now, just like Mr Lime, i am in the process of fondling a couple of ripe and juicy cherries and I plan to move on to Lemons just as soon as I've finished with the little temptresses. Thanks Saucy Simpkins: it's given me a sweet new lease of life!

- Abraham, Gateshead, UK, 09/9/2009 15:15

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