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I have been abducted by aliens, says Japan's first lady

(Oh, and she also knew Tom Cruise in a previous life)

By Peter Popham

Japan's new Prime Minister, Yukio Hatoyama, with his wife, Miyuki, in the early days of their marriage

AP

Japan's new Prime Minister, Yukio Hatoyama, with his wife, Miyuki, in the early days of their marriage

Move over Michelle, watch your backs, Carla and Sarah. There's a new kid on the first lady block, and she looks like upstaging the lot of you.

Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of Japan's Prime Minister-elect, Yukio Hatoyama, is a lifestyle guru, a macrobiotics enthusiast, an author of cookery books, a retired actress, a divorcee, and a fearless clothes horse for garments of her own creation, including a skirt made from Hawaiian coffee sacks. But there is more, much more. She has travelled to the planet Venus. And she was once abducted by aliens.

The 62-year-old also knew Tom Cruise in a former incarnation – when he was Japanese – and is now looking forward to making a Hollywood movie with him. "I believe he'd get it if I said to him, 'Long time no see', when we meet," she said in a recent interview. But it is her claim in a book entitled "Very Strange Things I've Encountered" that she was abducted by aliens while she slept one night 20 years ago, that has suddenly drawn attention following last Sunday's poll.

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," she explains in the tome she published last year. "It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green."

When the new Japanese first lady related her adventures to her then husband, he told her flatteningly that it was probably just a dream. But she is confident that Yukio, the man now entrusted with the task of hauling Japan out of its deepest recession, would have reacted very differently. "My current husband has a different way of thinking. He would surely say, 'Oh, that's great'," she wrote. Mrs Hatoyama's self-confidence in projecting her personality, and shattering the traditional expectations of a political wife, probably derives from her early years as a dancer in Japan's legendary all-female Takarazuka theatrical troupe.

Founded in 1913, Takarazuka has long enjoyed cult status in Japan. The star players in its glitzy, saccharine, ferociously camp productions of US classics like Gone with the Wind enjoy superstar status among the armies of women that flock to the shows. Takarazuka's actresses are picked from thousands of teenage hopefuls in a stringent selection process and subjected to a quasi-monastic training regimen. While a handful become household names, the great majority, like Mrs Hatoyama, retire after a few years. But the aura of belonging to this exclusive sorority clings to them for ever.

After six years Mrs Hatoyama quit the troupe and went to the United States. It was there, while working in a Japanese restaurant in San Francisco, that she met Yukio, then a graduate student at Stanford University. Miyuki was still married to her first husband. "The average man chooses his mate from among unmarried women," Mr Hatoyama boasted years later. "I chose mine from among all women."

Rejecting the reticence that is customary in Japan, Mr Hatoyama makes no secret of his devotion to his multi-talented wife. His website has a photo of the pair of them in an affectionate pose, and he admits happily to being what the Japanese call a "my-home-papa". "I feel relieved when I get home," he says. "She is like an energy refuelling base."

Though Mr Hatoyama is a multi-millionaire and the fourth generation of his family to rise to the top of the Japanese political world, his appearance is unconventional by rigid Japanese standards: his hair is unruly and he rejects the navy uniform of the political world in favour of suits of brown and moss green.

It is this refusal to bow to convention, as well as his tendency to drop conversation-stopping remarks – like his call, during the election campaign, for a "politics full of love" – that long ago led other Japanese politicians to dismiss him as an uchujin, an alien. Though not, presumably, the one who took Miyuki to Venus.

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Soon you'll need to be crazy to fit in
[info]mcc99 wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 02:36 am (UTC)
I think this is just the latest example of how going bonkers has become a world-wide phenom that has no limits based on class or culture. I really and truly think people all over this planet are going totally tonto in unprecedented numbers and there is not likely any way to stop it. Just sit back and watch the insanity unfold all around you and hope you don't get drawn into it.

Now excuse me please, I have a transmission from the High Council of Zembulon I must prepare myself to receive by sticking two pencils up my nose and donning my tinfoil hat..... woowow wjxdklk vkfvklf
Re: Soon you'll need to be crazy to fit in
[info]prof_use wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 12:15 pm (UTC)
Well Nancy Reagan consulted an astrologer which is completely bonkers although quite common place a few centuries years ago. Both Bush and Blair heard voices telling them to go into Iraq and Afghanistan.

She will have to be careful about the voices though as there were no WMDs in Iraq. Most people who hear voices can get the condition aleviated with medication and the others are just delusional.

Maybe you are right, we are electing very strange people and it seems that very strange people seem to want to get elected
Re: Soon you'll need to be crazy to fit in - [info]scott_in_philly - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 03:19 pm (UTC) Expand
she has been abducted by aliens...
[info]jeauxbleaux wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 03:09 am (UTC)
Were else would she get that hairdo?
Re: she has been abducted by aliens...
[info]brazil2009 wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 10:35 pm (UTC)
what would be life if it wasn't for these colourful characters? If we were all To be Too rational and dead serious ,there'd be a heavy price to pay: We would all become overwhelmingly boring and stressed out.
And by the way that hairdo goes very well with a kimono which she seems to be wearing. It's very fashionable in Venus, you know.
she has been abducted by aliens...
[info]jeauxbleaux wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 03:10 am (UTC)
Re: she has been abducted by aliens...
[info]ktrina84 wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 06:23 pm (UTC)
LOL!!! Oh yeah, well they rob me of my tax dollars and social security.Its good to see they offered you some tequilla.Now how many shots would it take to pay us all back.
I. too, was abducted by aliens.....
[info]juangalt wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 03:38 am (UTC)
...taken across the border into Tijuana and forced to drink tequila until dawn.

cheers.
Alients....
[info]scamile wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 03:38 am (UTC)
She probably was abducted. Aliens are fallen angels and are looking for ways to father children with humans, female humans. Read Genesis 6. They are why God destroyed all save Noah and his family...the others were only half human. Remember that Noah was perfect? And these beings were also in the Promised Land when the Jews came back from Egypt. Why would a loving God want some tribes totally killed to the last person? Remember that God is the same yesterday, today, and tomorrow. He was not a mean old tyrant in the Old Testament, then repented to become the loving God of the New Testament....
Anyway, yes, she was abducted.
If you want to avoid abduction for yourself and tell your children, all you have to do is resist. Using the name of Jesus is very powerful. The aliens will flee.
Re: Alients....
[info]cloud_66 wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 04:43 am (UTC)
I can't tell if you're being serious.

Re: Alients.... - [info]shegelu - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 08:58 am (UTC) Expand
Re: Alients.... - [info]kubikrave - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 12:43 pm (UTC) Expand
Re: Alients.... - [info]neplusultradeus - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 01:25 pm (UTC) Expand
Re: Alients.... - [info]jmwaters - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 10:29 am (UTC) Expand
Re: Alients.... - [info]prof_use - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 12:53 pm (UTC) Expand
Re: Alients.... - [info]wiley84 - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 02:01 pm (UTC) Expand
Re: Alients.... - [info]wiley84 - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 02:03 pm (UTC) Expand
Re: Alients.... and widely available anwers - [info]prof_use - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 02:29 pm (UTC) Expand
Re: Alients.... and widely available anwers - [info]wiley84 - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 05:46 pm (UTC) Expand
Re: Alients.... and widely available anwers - [info]prof_use - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 09:25 pm (UTC) Expand
Re: Alients.... - [info]mikefolkwa - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 04:33 pm (UTC) Expand
[info]karelee wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 03:55 am (UTC)
I think it's great to have someone off-the-wall - she doesn't sound like a person who takes away from the world. Maybe what she claims is true - who are we to judge? I've seen stranger things -like people talking to something that's not there. It's called praying. We all think that is normal but think about it......
So What?
[info]karelee wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 03:57 am (UTC)
I think it's great to have someone off-the-wall - she doesn't sound like a person who takes away from the world. Maybe what she claims is true - who are we to judge? I've seen stranger things -like people talking to something that's not there. It's called praying. We all think that is normal but think about it......
Harmless Fun
[info]bistomath wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 04:36 am (UTC)
Hey,

Those fallen Angels are real. Because We believe it. Christians Battling demons in Bhuddist or Hindu temples, because there faith caused them to be there are real - produced by the devote christian soldiers themselves.

You will find only what you take with you.
the reason that it changed is the faith of the people changed, making reality. God is real. He gave us free will. We make the demons and angels. I prefer human beings, myself. We are godlings, producing the very reality around us.Quantum physics is definitive proof of this. We are never aprt from god, we are part of god. The disturbed can be in complete denial of this, and behave in an irrational way we see as evil. Christ told us to love our enemy not because he commanded so, but because in truth the evil one, though dangerous to us temporily (and in need of a sever ass kicking), is essentially kindred spirit trapped in a waking nightmare.

The truly righteous and the elightened are one and the same. Supplication to an other being-god, without recognizing that he handed us the reigns, gives worldy blessings at best because we mistake the act for the reality generating belief that follows. Christ may have died for our sins (more like becuase of them - the sin of actually forgetting that we are all devine) , but his death didn't mystically clense us of sin, he died because he had been pointing out that alll of these things are illusory- his true message - of reverence of thought and action- for it all carries and is made of devine energy, and is powerful beyond all measure.

This message is contrary to the game that the many of those in power and those that follow would want us to hear then and now, Politician and Beggar, Priest and Despot, believer and athiest. That is why we have angels and demons, because we more often like to think that we have limited control than to dare to imagine our world(s) the way we want them.

So what if she was ubducted by aliens, I am making the illusion of my ass rest on the illusion of a chair while moving the illusion of my fingers to type this message on the illusion of my laptop.

We are all nuts, or we wouldn't be here. Smell you later.


Peace
Re: Harmless Fun
[info]cloud_66 wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 04:45 am (UTC)
I can't tell if you're insane, or a genius, but I have thought a lot of these same things. Hello, brother.
Re: Harmless Fun - [info]shegelu - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 08:59 am (UTC) Expand
Who is so closed-minded...
[info]softersouls wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 05:29 am (UTC)
Who is so closed-minded as to say she isn't right?
I really don't love these narrow-minded hate-filled people who poke fun at adeas like this. I'm not a "believer" until we get very solid proof. But I'm also intelligent enough to know that the absence of proof doesn't equal the absence of the fact.

Good work, Miyuki. Speak your mind. Just MAYBe you will embolden others to do the same and we'll make the closed-minded people think twice before they condemn new ideas!

Domo arigato!
Re: Who is so closed-minded...
[info]prof_use wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 02:20 pm (UTC)
You say "absence of proof doesn't equal the absence of the fact. "

This is also known of as the argument of ignorance. We did not know the mechanism of lightning one hundred years ago, we didn't have the facts. Ancient peoples thought it was some weapon of a god.

Rhetoric is not a substitute for logic.

I do not think that the Flying Spaghetti Monster, supposed creator of all things, exists. I can not prove this so according to you am I being closed minded? Do you think the FSM exists?

If I have fun with some quite ridiculous statements I am not being hateful. Facts are not hateful but many religious faiths are precisely that.

New ideas? People have been imagining spirits and ghosts and faries for a very long time. Nobody is condemning a new idea, it's not a new idea.

Pointing out an absurdity is not being closed minded, believing in one probably is







[info]jacknichols5 wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 05:38 am (UTC)
The US first lady Michell was abducted but did not return un scathed, she is one of them, an alien, from Venus posing as an American negress
[info]shegelu wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 09:00 am (UTC)
Wow, this is where the wild things are...
Martian Sounds - [info]boeticia - Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 09:52 am (UTC) Expand
[info]chriswol wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 07:23 am (UTC)
I like the idea of telling aliens to flee in the name of Jesus - It could all be everyone's over enthusiastic egos though - in all events>> ultra conservatism hasn't exactly helped Japan change its economic shape for the better (whilst the rest of Asia boomed) in the last 15 yrs. - clearly a new era of hairstyles is needed by all - and maybe the first couple will provide it.

The endless conjuring up of 'aliens' is more important than it seems - Japan remains astonishingly xenophobic and incapable of accepting other humans (let alone aliens) which has cotinued inbuilt corruption (jobs for the boys) and a total ossification of its society mores.
[info]shegelu wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 09:03 am (UTC)
Mmm, intriguing thoughts. But your comment seems strangely mundane amongst the acid attack cases.
Men are from Mars....
[info]rooster281 wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 07:57 am (UTC)
"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," she explains in the tome she published last year. "It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green."

See, lots of CO2 and it's very green...
STARLIGHT
[info]boeticia wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 09:38 am (UTC)
Now we know that Japan's First Lady wowed her PM husband with that certain "je ne sais quoi" appeal.....after having dazzled before him a romantic alien who whisked her up to planet Venus!
Move over, all you boring politicians - and your equally boring wives!!!
CRAZY PEOPLE
[info]hmichaelh wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 10:26 am (UTC)
This article, and the comments of others (such as Alients....) proves they don't have all the nut cases locked up, yet!
You think THAT'S someyhing?
[info]gommygoomy wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 10:40 am (UTC)
We've got a first Lady, over here, that walks like she was raised by Gorillas.
Re: You think THAT'S someyhing?
[info]boeticia wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 11:07 am (UTC)
With your "gommygoomy" speech, that makes you a baboon! You must also be one of those
who like to dress in white, flowing robes...with a matching triangular dunce cap?
The trip to Venus reminds me of C.S. Lewis's Perelandra
[info]david_gg wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 11:05 am (UTC)
Am I the only one to think of Perelandra when she described the planet of Venus being green?
Re: The trip to Venus reminds me of C.S. Lewis's Perelandra
[info]uberaxl wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 08:00 pm (UTC)
nope, i was with you the whole way.
Yukio
[info]mikesindepend wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 11:11 am (UTC)
It's great to finally have interesting, creative, and imaginative people in high places. Those backward, old, stodgy leaders in our world usually are the ones to be truly scared of. They are the ones with the most skeletons in their closets and odd and secret sexual habits. Yukio-san is open, honest,and free. It's refreshing. I know the conservative press will get a lot out of this, but they've been telling us what 'normal' is for too long and look who they support.
Japans first lady.
[info]rexreddy wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 12:10 pm (UTC)
Yah I met some of my little Grey buddies at a bar on South Wabash the other night.
(They dig the Blues)
We shot a few rounds of pool. I asked them why they didn't take Michelle?
They said: "Hell would you take her"?!
I said good point.
They said Hilary and Liza are much more fun at a party anyway.
if you ask me........
[info]jayeaton wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 12:49 pm (UTC)
if you ask me, She "Belongs" on another Planet............
[info]obama_is_gay wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 12:57 pm (UTC)
That chick is certifiably Crazy! I guess I understand what the Prime Minister sees in her. Crazy in the head, crazy in bed
[info]obama_is_gay wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 12:58 pm (UTC)
This chick is CRAZY.

I see what the prime minister sees in her.

You know.... Crazy in the head = Crazy in bed
I Believe Her
[info]noodlefarmer wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 01:10 pm (UTC)
That's nothing. Rep. Barney Frank has taken many trips to Uranus.
Abducted by Aliens
[info]obamamammajamma wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 01:39 pm (UTC)
I am the alien who abducted her. I come from the planet Xerox, which is a doppleganger for the planet Carbon. I was looking for a human to bear my children. Miyuki was my obvious choice. It was her dress made of potato sacks that first attracted me. She bore one of my children after our one night of Venusian bliss. We named him Spud.
Japanese Men Are ALL Flaming Metrosexuals Due to a Soy Diet !!!
[info]dimitrithelover wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 01:46 pm (UTC)
Hello:

I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

J.
No Way
[info]nedschnittt wrote:
Thursday, 3 September 2009 at 01:59 pm (UTC)
I call BS. No one is this dumb.
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