What's the Difference Between Miss Universe Japan's Garter Belt and a Bikini?

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That's Emiri Miyasaka (Miss Universe Japan) below, in a brand-spankin'-new national costume, which she will apparently be wearing to the big galactic competition on August 23 of this year.













Perhaps on first glance (if you didn't just splooge yourself) you reacted as I did: "Ugh. God. Awful."

Or like the handful of angry readers that posted comments documented by Itai News (highlighted by Japan Probe, from whom we're borrowing translation) -- which accused her of mocking her home culture, then labeled her as "a national disgrace," "perverted," and a "stupid person" wearing a "stupidly designed costume."

Leave it to my trusty partner-in-crime, Jen, to approach the outfit slightly more thoughtfully: "Yeah, it's really pervy, but we are talking a beauty pageant" -- an event where coating one's teeth with Vaseline, shoving one's tits up their chin with tape, and spouting ignorant drivel from the stage are all kosher, if not recommended. Jen also ventured that the outfit might even be evidence of progress: maybe the Miss Universe Japan people are boldly stepping ahead of the curve, finally recognizing that the world kinda views the Japanese as pretty... pervy, and they're beating everyone to the punch. How forward-thinking of them!

After all, what's the real disgrace here? That she's wearing lingerie?

Hell, we've seen Rachael Ray in skivvies before, for crying out loud. Total NBD (no big deal). Conservative Middle America still loves the woman. I could take her or leave her, but that's hardly the point.

That turkey might think Ray is a disgrace, but he's probably the only one.

And if we're talking about being scantily clad, let's not forget that Miyasaka will be obliged to trot around in an itty-bitty two piece for the competition, as will all of her competitors. I mean, check out the evening's performers, for crying out loud:

Nothin' but class in this act

By comparison, Miss Universe Japan looks covered up and downright bookish!

At the end of the day, regardless of its cosmic reach, we are in fact talking about a BEAUTY PAGEANT, not a post-doctoral graduation ceremony. Others may disagree, but in my eyes, this pageant is about as legit and respectable and culturally relevant as Star Magazine (perhaps less so). It's a boiling cauldron of disgrace. It's a disgrace diet shake.

Final thoughts: One thing I really, really, really, truly-ooly respect is Miyasaka's hot legs. They're awesome. Gotta give respeck where it's due, y'know?

Diana is co-author of DISGRASIAN.com.

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i think these pageants should cut to the chase,drop the pious act,lose the pretentiousness,and stop pretending to be anything more than a cattle show.Make the girls parade naked on stage.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:17 PM on 08/02/2009
- bowthai I'm a Fan of bowthai 6 fans permalink

I agree that picture is hardly worth the complaint. She's more clothed than she will be at the Miss Universe pageant when she's parading around with a bunch of other near-naked women. But I do disagree with your comment that she or her people may be 'ahead of the curve'. Kimonos and qipaos have been sexy and in for awhile, and so have Asian fetishes. I don't think people are suddenly thinking the Japanese are 'pretty and pervy'. Maybe they're just trying to capitalize on the exoticization of Asian women, kind of a double whammy when you're talking about a world beauty contest.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:15 PM on 08/02/2009
- MED1025 I'm a Fan of MED1025 3 fans permalink
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I didn't think it was possible to offend the taste of the beauty pagent crowd. Fake boobs. facial reconstruction etc. are in bad taste and the opposite of beauty.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:09 PM on 08/02/2009
- S1m0n I'm a Fan of S1m0n 47 fans permalink
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You're complaining about bad taste in a beauty pageant?

Isn't that missing the point? Beauty pageants are not about good taste, and never have been.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:41 AM on 08/02/2009

Good article...and yeah, there's much ado about nothing'...'cept culture and how subjective can it be?
In the case ms.japan here...bravo.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:20 AM on 08/01/2009

Am I the only person who looked at the picture and said "pretty girl, cool outfit", and then read the copy three times and still wondered what the fuss was about?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:47 AM on 08/01/2009

Really! Most creative thing I've seen from a beauty pageant. Much more artful than the usual cookie-cutter stuff you usually see.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:40 AM on 08/01/2009
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Even though it appears lewd because of the contrast between a heavy black top and light pink fabric underneath, there is actually nothing revealing about the costume at all. This is one of those "it's all in your head" moments for the prudes and quite frankly reveals more about their own inner thoughts than it does of Miyasaka's body.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:43 PM on 07/31/2009

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