You've butchered my girlfriend! Marry me!

You've butchered my girlfriend! Marry me!

By Yosuke Kadota
Staff Writer

January 4, 2003

What would you do if your girlfriend made a sudden confession one night and tells you she had butchered a woman you were having an affair with, sliced up her body and then systematically disposed of her chopped up remains in the trash?
You may contact police immediately, or may cut ties with her and hide, fearing that you will be the next target of her deadly vengeance.

The amorous boyfriend of killer nurse Tomoko Kaneda, however, did none of the above and instead proposed to her - an offer duly accepted by the jail-bound woman, Shukan Shincho (1/2-9) reports.

"The boyfriend made the shocking revelation before the court during Kaneda's trial," a court journalist tells the weekly. "He said he asked Kaneda to marry him three hours after she admitted to the killing of her best friend."

Satisfied with the knowledge that she had achieved her aim of making her man her own by removing rival Yoshiko Nagata, the killer surrendered to the police on July 19, 2001.

The audience at the Saitama District Court was stunned as the boyfriend continued: "I was moved by Kaneda's love, which was deep enough to kill Miss Nagata for me. Proposing to her was my way of rewarding her love.

"My affair with Miss Nagata was the cause of this incident. So I thought it must be easier for Miss Nagata to accept what had happened to her if I marry someone she knew."

Kaneda seemed happier than ever during her trial. "I intend to marry him and live a happy life together so we won't forget about Miss Nagata. It is my way of showing remorse."

The grandfather of 23-year-old Nagata did not hide his frustration when a Shincho reporter interviewed him. "It's bulls**t. How dare they say they want to lead a happy life? There is no way a murderer should be allowed to make a gain from what she had done. She has no rights to enjoy life," he said.

In November, prosecutors demanded the court to jail 25-year-old Kaneda for 18 years. She will be sentenced in February this year.

A legal expert said Kaneda could be out of jail in 10 years time. "A 14-year imprisonment is normal in this case. If she behaves herself in jail she will be granted parole in 10 years."

Original Story (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/face/index.html)

Judo ... CHOP!

In other, unrelated news:



Girls without panties slip into the groove

By Cheryl Chow
Contributing Writer

January 10, 2003

Take a look around you. Do you see (or not see) how the young women have taken to prancing around the streets of Tokyo braless and pantiless --- and in the privacy of their own homes, buck naked. Or at least according to Spa! (1/14) which can be counted on to maintain the highest journalistic standards of objectivity by accosting nubile maidens and asking them point blank, "Are you wearing any undies?" According to a fashion writer, last summer, three out of ten replied in the negative.

And what's with these dames? Don't they feel any shame? Spa! ferrets out their reasons, however lame. All sorts of benefits were claimed, ranging from boosting creativity to busting the blues.

Take 25-year-old cartoonist Tomoko who wears neither bra nor panty, and regularly spends time naked at home. Ever cool and professional, she'll make statements like, "Yes, the composition here needs to be simplified." But she'll secretly add a tag line, "Yeah, but I ain't wearing panties today." And it gives her an odd sense of pleasure. When she's at a loss for ideas, she knows it's time for her to strip. She swears that it vastly increases her work output. Doesn't it also give her a sense of sexual excitement? asks Spa! Absolutely not, Tomoko scoffs.

But others beg to differ. A 24-year-old likens it to masturbation. "It's thrilling," she titters. "When I go to the convenience store without wearing panties, I get a charge by repeating to myself, 'I'm not wearing panties now, I'm flipping through mags and I'm not wearing panties, I'm getting out change and I'm not wearing panties.'"

Keiko, a 29-year-old, also enjoys the mild sexual titillation. She's been at this for 16 years since high school. Her only regret is that she didn't start -- or rather, stop -- sooner. Today, she goes pantiless to the office twice a week. If she drops something on the floor, she teases the men by bending down so that she almost -- but not quite -- exposes her secret. "It's exciting, my body gets so hot," she trills. She also enjoys taking pictures of herself in the buff. Once she had to report to the office on a Saturday when no one else was there, so she stripped and snapped pictures of herself nude.

She's married today, but the so-called expose continues. Matter of fact, she and hubby like to be naked at home. Sanae, another believer in less is more, recommends going naked for couples who want to experience feelings of security, devotion and happiness. For her, removing her undergarments has been absolutely "healing."

Healing? My ass! chortles gynecologist Dr. Ikuko Ikeshita. She eloquently speaks out against the dangers of getting a chill from over-exposure. She warns that it can lead to stiff shoulders, bloating, disturbance of the parasympathetic nervous system, menstrual irregularity, cramps, fatigue, listlessness -- and should these symptoms continue, they can lead to major depression. Not to mention that it's uncouth from a hygienic point of view. As she explains to Spa!, vaginal discharge functions as a barrier against bacteria. Thus, if a woman leaves her genitals exposed, she'll experience an increase in discharge.

So, are these maidens masochists, narcissists or exhibitionists? None of the above, concludes Spa! They're just girls yearning to be the heroine of their own stories, a drama that doesn't require talent, hard work, or even good looks. What a seductive, utterly under-rated, undie-less pleasure.

I'm not wearing panties, I'm flipping through Cazic Thule, and I'm not wearing panties.

Time to go on vacation to Tokyo.

Yea saw that story too.

YOu don't need to go to tokyo... not like girls where you live are any different...

but but Girls where I live aren't exoctic. =p

lol you know my feeling about foreign girls.

Originally posted by beck

I'm not wearing panties, I'm flipping through Cazic Thule, and I'm not wearing panties.



Heh. That's the first real laugh I've gotten out of reading this board in quite some time.