ACTTJ - Love Jet!
Floppy disk inventor says Love Jet breaks 3.5 inch barrier
The man who claims to have come up with the floppy disk now says he has an invention that will cure floppy dicks, according to Spa! (1/27).
Doctor Nakamatsu has turned his attention to a different type of 3.5 inch with the Love Jet, a spray the veteran inventor says is a more powerful weapon against impotency than Viagra.
"Love Jet is a spray-type health enhancer spattered directly across the private parts and works to combat male impotency," Nakamatsu tells Spa! during an interview for its feature on Japan's boki business - the booming trade to keep men erect. "Viagra is a chemically based pharmaceutical aimed to help people with an illness, but Love Jet was created through my ideas about sex and uses all natural materials with no side-effects. And, unlike most other anti-impotency treatments, it's not a pill, but a spray, allowing it to work immediately. It improves sexual response by three times among men and women."
Doctor Nakamatsu explains that understanding the difference between Love Jet and other treatments isn't all that hard.
"There's a hormone, often used in the United States, called DHEA, which is frequently prescribed as an impotency treatment alternative to Viagra," he says. "DHEA levels markedly drop at around 25 years old, but a spray of Love Jet increases levels by three times. It doesn't just work on erections, but also slows down the aging process."
With Love Jet being an aphrodisiac that also beats aging and, of course, impotency, it must provide fairly stiff competition in the market dominated by the likes of Viagra, Levitra and Cialis? Apparently, not.
Though it's price tag of 30,000 yen for a bottle good for about 200 sprays is fairly hefty, Nakamura claims Love Jet's cost of 80,000 yen a bottle makes it a financial flop.
"But Love Jet is not about money. Japan's biggest problem is not this economic slump we're in now, but the low birthrate," Doctor Nakamatsu tells Spa! "GDP growth relates closely to population. (With a declining population), in 50 years time, we'll be looking at a country half as strong as it is now. I want to save Japan from a crisis, so Love Jet is a labor of love."
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