Asahi Waiwai: Sumo sex a battle of the bulge

["Rowan Klein" <rowanchan@hotmail.com>]

Not Really pornographic, but some of the list members might not find this to 
their taste. Personally I thought it was a little bit on the side of 
sensational journalism and a little in poor taste, but also slightly 
amusing.

wanchan


http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/index.html
Sumo sex a battle of the bulge

By Ryann Connell, Staff Writer March 5, 2002

When it comes to the dohyo, few questions are ever raised about agility when 
it comes to the performance of Japan's revered sumo wrestlers. But, just 
like Asahi Geino (3/14), imagine how these mountainous men go when it comes 
to grappling with a girl.

Reflections on rikishi raunchiness have been sparked in recent weeks by the 
rumor that behemothic former Ozeki Konishiki has found himself a new 
paramour.

Since retiring from the ring for a lucrative career as a celebrity, the 
Hawaiian-born grappler's attempts at dieting have been the biggest flop 
since pre-Viagra sexagenarians and he apparently remains close to his 
enormous wrestling weight of 284 kilograms.

"Everybody knows that he used to need two seats on the bullet train or while 
riding a plane," a sports newspaper reporter recalls for Asahi Geino. "They 
say he needed three nurses to give him a suppository when he was 
hospitalized. Two nurses would each take one of his legs and hold them 
spread apart while the third nurse inserted the medicine."

Asahi Geino notes that with such girth, a grope with a grappler would pretty 
much have to preclude anything but the lass riding atop. Not so, according 
to a call girl claiming to be experienced in servicing sumo.

"For the bigger sumo, the hardest problem is finding his malehood because 
it's always buried within the rolls of fat. The first thing to do is get the 
fat out of the way," she says. You can't move the fat with your hands alone. 
And it's not like you can ask somebody else for help. What I did was sat on 
top and moved my butt around in a circle until I found his thing. From there 
it was easy. Naturally, he doesn't do much else but lie there. It's nearly 
always the woman on top, or a sitting position."

A veteran sumo reporter, however, adds a different angle.

"A sumo once told me that they crouch down like they would before the start 
of a bout. It's sort of a slightly altered missionary position that avoids 
putting their weight on the woman. Some women, though, want the sumo to lie 
on top of them without holding back so they can feel the intensity of being 
enveloped in the rolls of fat on his body. But, if a sumo ever lay on top of 
a woman for real, it could have horrible consequences. I suppose he'd have 
to get on all fours and work things out from there," the hack says.

But, as the call girl notes, the only really difficulties experienced in the 
sack are with the hugest of the heavyweights. When it comes to the average 
grappler, it seems there're few hindrances.

"Sumo are supple, so you can try out all different kinds of position. And 
because they train hard, they know how to thrust their pelvis around," the 
call girl says to Asahi Geino. "These guys can go all night. Once you've 
tried a sumo, you can't give up on them."



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