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China
October-30th-2007, 10:28 AM
Nose hairs, bad breath ... porn queen fingers filthy turn-offs (http://mdn.mainichi.jp/culture/waiwai/news/20071030p2g00m0dm004000c.html)

Guys haven't got a hope with women if they don't present themselves well and the same principle applies when it comes to sex, porn actress cum celebrity Nana Natsume tells Spa! (10/30).

"Bed techniques and all that stuff come later. If a guy isn't well presented, he hasn't got a hope. Don't forget that women are creatures who can look around even while they're eating," the one-time porn starlet tells Spa! "First think about your fingernails. Women hate it if there's grime under fingernails. You could get sick if someone touches you with filthy fingers. And nose hairs are a turn-off, too. Bristly beards are no good, either. Let them grow a bit until they're soft, or soften them up with a wash in the shower. But the worst thing of all is bad breath. That alone is enough to ensure a guy won't get any sex. I've told some porno actors to brush their teeth before I'd agree to film a scene with them. So avoid eating garlic or drinking before sex, they're absolute no-nos. They make you stink. And I don't know why anyone would want to drink so much before sex, anyhow, because they just won't be able to get it up."

Natsume continues with her advice.

"Guys should make sure they throw out their trash before they bring a woman home. Women will forgive a place for having a manly smell, but if you add the reek of trash to that, the woman will want to go home. Incidentally, guys who haven't got much confidence in their looks should grow their fringe long enough for it to cover their eyes when they're in the missionary position. Long bangs give a guy a manly look," she says. "And when it comes to hair, a guy should make sure that his pubes are neatly trimmed because there's a chance they might end up in a woman's mouth."

And even if a man has got himself sufficiently presented, Natsume argues that there are still presentation rules he should follow once a relationship has been consummated.

"Facials are really a no-go," she tells Spa! "Sperm gets caught in the nerves behind the eyelids and hurts like hell. But if the heat of the moment does result in a shot in the eye, the best way to treat it is by washing with milk. Milk has the effect of washing sperm cleanly away. That's common knowledge on the sets of adult movies."

Dan T.
October-30th-2007, 10:32 AM
"cum celebrity Nana Natsume"? Did she replace Dear Abby?

d0ublestr0ker0ll
October-30th-2007, 10:34 AM
Right back at ya bitches.

Xameil
October-30th-2007, 10:40 AM
Milk has the effect of washing sperm cleanly away. That's common knowledge on the sets of adult movies."


Now how come Martha Stewart doesn't tell her audience this...this is much more useful info.


and..<insert Monica Lewinsky joke>

Thanos
October-30th-2007, 10:41 AM
Porn actress giving tips.:laugh:

Destino
October-30th-2007, 12:04 PM
Long bangs five a guy a manly look? Emo guys everywhere will feel slightly less bad after reading that.

Chachie
October-30th-2007, 12:20 PM
Nane Natsume? This thread is useless without pics, China. (Not that you're losing your touch though.) :)

The_cavalierman
October-30th-2007, 12:41 PM
All common sense things that men should already know.

jwpanic
October-30th-2007, 12:48 PM
wait one minute. so girls don't like bad breath, nose hairs, and apartments that smell like trash? man, i've got to step up my game.

KingGibbs
October-30th-2007, 12:54 PM
Whore!!!!!

Stophovr6
October-30th-2007, 12:56 PM
Has anyone seen pictures of her? It looks like she has nose hairs between her legs. Clean that up and then talk to me about that ****.

Burgold
October-30th-2007, 12:58 PM
And yet, women still like the bad boy. I guess that the modern American bad boy is this guy.

http://www.filmica.com/sonia_blanco/archivos/fotos/Niles3.jpg

Kosher Ham
October-30th-2007, 12:58 PM
Nane Natsume? This thread is useless without pics, China. (Not that you're losing your touch though.) :)

From the pics I have seen, someone should point her in the direction of a CVS to pic up some razors. :doh:

#99QBKiller
October-30th-2007, 01:12 PM
Right back at ya bitches.




Amen, nothing worse than a woman with ****breath.

KingGibbs
October-30th-2007, 01:26 PM
From the pics I have seen, someone should point her in the direction of a CVS to pic up some razors. :doh:

I am going to have to confirm this. I'll be back.

Edit-I'm back and my keyboard is sticky free. That's what I think about her.

Predicto
October-30th-2007, 01:30 PM
From the pics I have seen, someone should point her in the direction of a CVS to pic up some razors. :doh:

That's a Japan thing. They are not into the trimmed/shaved look over there.

zoony
October-30th-2007, 01:30 PM
And yet, women still like the bad boy. I guess that the modern American bad boy is this guy.

http://www.filmica.com/sonia_blanco/archivos/fotos/Niles3.jpg



I've always had a mental image of you as Niles :laugh:

SC3
October-30th-2007, 04:12 PM
That's a Japan thing. They are not into the trimmed/shaved look over there.

You sure? I have pictures/videos on my computer to prove otherwise. :silly:

Predicto
October-30th-2007, 04:33 PM
You sure? I have pictures/videos on my computer to prove otherwise. :silly:

You may be confusing Asian port for the American market with Japanese porn for the Japanese market. The home grown Japanese porn star tends to have long silky... err...

Nevermind.

Chachie
October-30th-2007, 05:22 PM
Whoa- Just went pic hunting. I think I've actually seen this chick in action. From what I saw she's a liar. She has no scruples or standards whatsoever.





Which is what I like about her. :paranoid:

The-Rock
October-30th-2007, 05:24 PM
Suicidal models, rampaging cows, necrophilia, now this- china is on a roll today :laugh:

DCsportsfan53
October-30th-2007, 05:25 PM
Whoa- Just went pic hunting. I think I've actually seen this chick in action. From what I saw she's a liar. She has no scruples or standards whatsoever.





Which is what I like about her. :paranoid:


:rotflmao:

Apparently, google image search quickly reveals that no, she's not very big on standards. And just to ask the question, my god, what is it with the Japanese and degradation/humiliation? :laugh: