There's *ahem* a REASON why White girls REJECTED them! And I can guarantee you, these guys were ALL painfully rejected, at some point. Probably laughed out of bed a few good times... So, do you really want THEIR irregular leftovers??? SERIOUSLY now GIRLS, STAY AWAY FROM these WHITE RICE HOUNDS, they are the WORST GUYS IN BED EVAHHH!!!!!
SORRY BOYS...but we're ON TO YOU and your secret's OUT now! Now leave us alone!
"I so good at math and science ... I the super smart Asian. Princeton the super dumb college, not accept me ... My dad from Kung Pao province. I united 500 years of Rice Wars ... I love Yale. Lots of bulldogs here for me to eat." - racist joke mocking Jian Li published in Daily Princeton
based on their outstanding grades and test scores, Asian-Americans increasingly say their enrollment should be much higher -- a contention backed by a growing body of evidence.
Whether elite colleges give Asian-American students a fair shake is becoming a big concern in college-admissions offices. Federal civil-rights officials are investigating charges by a top Chinese-American student that he was rejected by Princeton University last spring because of his race and national origin.
research indicating colleges give less weight to high test scores of Asian-American applicants -- may push schools to boost Asian enrollment
His complaint seeks to suspend federal financial assistance to Princeton until the university "discontinues discrimination against Asian-Americans in all forms by eliminating race preferences, legacy preferences, and athlete preferences."
Mr. Li, who emigrated to the U.S. from China as a 4-year-old and graduated from a public high school in Livingston, N.J., said he hopes his action will set a precedent for other Asian-American students. He wants to "send a message to the admissions committee to be more cognizant of possible bias, and that the way they're conducting admissions is not really equitable," he said.
In 1990, a federal investigation concluded that Harvard University admitted Asian-American applicants at a lower rate than white students despite the Asians' slightly stronger test scores and grades. Federal investigators also found that Harvard admissions staff had stereotyped Asian-American candidates as quiet, shy and oriented toward math and science. The government didn't bring charges because it concluded it was Harvard's preferences for athletes and alumni children -- few of whom were Asian -- that accounted for the admissions gap.
In 1989, as the federal government was investigating alleged Asian-American quotas at UC's Berkeley campus, Berkeley's chancellor apologized for a drop in Asian enrollment. The next year, federal investigators found that the mathematics department at UCLA had discriminated against Asian-American graduate school applicants. In 1992, Berkeley's law school agreed under federal pressure to drop a policy that limited Asian enrollment by comparing Asian applicants against each other rather than the entire applicant pool.
Asian-American enrollment at Berkeley has increased since California voters banned affirmative action in college admissions. Berkeley accepted 4,122 Asian-American applicants for this fall's freshman class -- nearly 42% of the total admitted. That is up from 2,925 in 1997, or 34.6%, the last year before the ban took effect. Similarly, Asian-American undergraduate enrollment at the University of Washington rose to 25.4% in 2004 from 22.1% in 1998, when voters in that state prohibited affirmative action in college admissions.
The University of Michigan may be poised for a similar leap in Asian-American enrollment, now that voters in that state have banned affirmative action. The Center for Equal Opportunity study found that, among applicants with a 1240 SAT score and 3.2 grade point average in 2005, the university admitted 10% of Asian-Americans, 14% of whites, 88% of Hispanics and 92% of blacks. Asian applicants to the university's medical school also faced a higher admissions bar than any other group.
Mr. Reider, a former Stanford admissions official, said Stanford staffers were dismayed 20 years ago when an internal study showed they were less likely to admit Asian applicants than comparable whites. As a result, he said, Stanford strived to eliminate unconscious bias and repeated the study every year until Asians no longer faced a disadvantage.
Last month, Mr. Reider participated in a panel discussion at a college-admissions conference. It was titled, "Too Asian?" and explored whether colleges treat Asian applicants differently.
he is hearing more complaints "from Asian-American parents about how their children have excellent grades and scores but are being rejected by the most selective colleges. It appears to be an open secret."
Mr. Li, who said he was in the top 1% of his high-school class and took five advanced placement courses in his senior year, left blank the questions on college applications about his ethnicity and place of birth. "It seemed very irrelevant to me, if not offensive," he said. Mr. Li, who has permanent resident status in the U.S., did note that his citizenship, first language and language spoken at home were Chinese.
Along with Yale, he won admission to the California Institute of Technology, Rutgers University and the Cooper Union for the Advancement of Science and Art. He said four schools -- Princeton, Harvard, Stanford and the University of Pennsylvania -- placed him on their waiting lists before rejecting him. "I was very close to being accepted at these schools," he said. "I was thinking, had my ethnicity been different, it would have put me over the top. Even if race had just a marginal effect, it may have disadvantaged me."
He ultimately focused his complaint against Princeton after reading a 2004 study by three Princeton researchers concluding that an Asian-American applicant needed to score 50 points higher on the SAT than other applicants to have the same change of admission to an elite university.
"As an Asian-American and a native of China, my chances of admission were drastically reduced," Mr. Li claims in his complaint.
Well, if you gotta big yella banana too - send it in! Look honestly, I never meant to be a "cack curator" - but obviously Americans are far more interested in penises than politics! Well, ask and ye shall receive! :)
And now for a few more hotties of the month: Dustin Nguyen & Johnny Nguyen star in the new indy release, The Rebel. Good god, is this guy even human? Umm, excuse moi while I go mop up the puddle under my chair... :(
And POP QUIZ...
What's:
Only 5'7" tall Babyfaced Smooth-skinned Asian Cute as a button And at 10"...1/4" bigger than (hairy, fat, disgusting) Ron Jeremy?
Brandon Lee! (Exhibit V) Now if only he was straight...and a few inches less painful. :(
Taishanese speak the Taishan dialect, a dialect of Cantonese. Before the 1970s, Taishanese was the predominant Chinese language spoken throughout North America's Chinatowns. It is the de facto language of Taishan.
Many headed for meiguo, the "Beautiful Country," especially jinsan (in Cantonese, gumsan) or "Gold Mountain" -- in other words, America and San Francisco. Chinese American historian Him Mark Lai, using 1988 data, placed the number of Taishanese in the United States at around 430,000, or about 70 percent of Chinese Americans in the United States in the 1980s. That number is estimated at half a million today.
Now, Taishan (Toysan) is a city in Guangdong (Canton):
Tin Din Ng: Back then, Chinatown, because most of the... the history goes like this, in the beginning, most of the people in New York’s Chinatown had been from Taishan, there were lots of people from Taishan, and a lot of decisions were made by those from Taishan, all the way until they created the Lian-cheng Gong-suo. In Chinatown, Wen-ye was mainly used by the people from Taishan. This situation continued all the way until the eighties before it started to change, because in the 80s, China became more open, and after it became more open, lots of new immigrants came.
Tin Din Ng: In the beginning when I was at Hong Kong, because I had some siblings and some relatives, all of them in America. My entire family had already left mainland China then, they had all left mainland China.
Florence Ng: Left where in China?
Tin Din Ng: Taishan. Taishan in Canton. I’m of Taishan descent. After 1957, our entire family left Taishan. The old folks, several of the old folks, some somewhat younger ones and my sister, everyone came to America and Canada.
Tin Din Ng: It happened like this, the CCBA has already had 120 years of, 120 years of history. In the beginning, in the very beginning, the people from the Taishan Ning-yang Organization went and acted as the chairman of the CCBA. Because one hundred years ago, the Chinese in New York, 99% of them were from Taishan, Taishan people, so those who acted as the chairmen of the CCBA, and those that took responsibility for things at the CCBA were all people from Taishan. Each year, the chairmen came from the Taishan people. Later on, before 1990, there was a period of ten or twenty years when there were a different four, they weren’t from Taishan, I think Enping, Kaiping, and they weren’t Taishan, there were even those from other provinces, and when they came, there wasn’t any reason why the CCBA was just for Taishan people
As you can see...the reality is that up until the 80s..."Chinese-Americans" were really essentially "Taishan-Americans." Just one tiny, ethnic sub-group from one city in all of China. But this tiny sub-population is just what most of the "Chinese" stereotypes in this country were based upon! For better and worse, the "Chinese" became known as small, weak, meek, asexual, unmanly, but hard-working "carpet-baggers" who worked primarily for money & food in life. Well, they had been farmers - who basically fit the same bill in China. Similar to how most illegal Mexican immigrants are from the poorest underclass of Mexico. But, first impressions are lasting impressions. And so this hyperbolized Orientalist stereotype has steadily lingered over the last century-and-a-half here! Which is unfortunately a rather skewed, reductionist portrayal of Chinese as a whole!
Now JUST IMAGINE...had Bruce Lee, Yao Ming & Yi Jianlian been the first ones over. How might we all be viewed differently today??? Note: This post is not to offend Taishanese...but to highlight the overwhelming lack of diverse representation of Chinese in this country and resultant narrow stereotyping. Not to mention simply educate people on the origins of Chinese-Americans and Chinese-American stereotypes in "Meiguo."
Because SIZE DOES MATTER and being TOO BIG CAN BE more of a curse than a blessing. So consider yourselves lucky you don't have to worry about being cursed with this problem!
For all those guys out there who cringe every time they hear the old children's rhyme "Wee Willie Winky," take heart. It seems that life can also be pretty tough for all them Long Dong Silvers, according to Shukan Taishu (12/31). "Everyone says it's much better to be big than small, but thanks to my whopper I've been dumped by women I love and still can't get married. I think it'd be much better to be hung like an acorn instead of being hung like a horse," says a lumber importer we'll call Akira Kobayashi.
At his peak, Kobayashi unsheathes a mighty 22 centimeters (8.75") with a thickness even bigger than "making a ring with your thumb and middle finger."
But instead of boasting about his behemoth, Kobayashi says it's his bane.
"I first learned of its danger when I was 21. I fell for a slightly older woman. But after two unsuccessful attempts at sex because she said I hurt her too much, she called me and ended the relationship. It would have been better if she said I was no good in bed, or something like that, but it was purely a matter of size," the lumberman says of his wood. "I can't do it with any woman I like. I've never been proud of the fact that it's so huge."
Shukan Taishu notes that despite the average Japanese man's old fellar being a humble 12 to 13 centimeters, men like Kobayashi with magnificent members are hardly rare. A 1995 survey of 100 men by Okamoto, Japan's largest condom maker, found that 6 percent boasted the scepter part of their family jewels measured at least 20 centimeters (7.9"). An identical percentage could lay claim to a diameter of at least 5 centimeters (2") -- findings that prompted Okamoto to produce large-sized condoms.
"Regular and large sizes are both the same 18 centimeter length, but there's a bit more room on the sides in the larger model," a company spokesman says. "Rubber in condoms can stretch up to eight times its original size, so that should be good enough for just about any guy."
As Kobayashi has shown though, being well hung doesn't make for a well-balanced sex life for members of either sex.
"I know of a woman who was rushed from a love hotel to a hospital because she was suffering massive abdominal pains and her private parts wouldn't stop bleeding," a gynecologist tells Shukan Taishu. "Her partner's privates were too large and he ruptured her womb. If you're too late, death can result from these cases, so it's nothing to laugh about."
Sex workers agree, saying those with a sizeable schlong often bring tears to their eyes.
"About half a year ago this guy came in and he was just startling. He whipped his pants down and I was shocked," a brothel babe we'll call Mami says. "I mean, it was as wide as my fist and so long it reached up over his belly button. It was as though he had an extra arm between his legs."
Mami notes that despite her most valiant efforts, the client was so gigantic she could only finish him off with some quick handiwork. He brushed off her apologies, saying that the only person he'd ever been able to consummate a relationship with was a 48-year-old Dutch prostitute working from a window in the Netherlands. Mami adds that, despite reputations, lengthy lads can often be short on confidence.
"I've had guys come into the playroom and act really sheepishly. They'll tell me they're a bit big and ask if it's all right," she tells Shukan Taishu. "I suppose they've got a big of a complex about it."
Japanese porn industry's answer to John Holmes, Magnum Hokuto (9"), whose name means Big Dipper, says there're times when he'd rather have had a Junior Burger instead of a Big Mac.
"Sure, in the industry big is better, but it can also be sad. I can't have a private session with an inexperienced woman. Even a woman who's had kids still screams out in pain," Magnum tells Shukan Taishu. "It can be bad for business, too. I was once supposed to perform with an actress known for playing women with a pure heart. As soon as she saw me, she refused to perform, saying that if she took me in she'd never be able to get another pure-hearted role again."
Magnum adds that problems with his sword extend further than simply finding a scabbard.
"I can't wear anything tight, like jeans or Speedos," he says. "I was walking along a beach one day in tight jeans when I came across this lovely young woman wearing a camisole. I immediately popped to attention, but it sprung up near my navel. All the girls around me shrieked and ran away."
Magnum concludes, saying that aside from being an embarrassment, a well-proportioned pecker can be a potential pain in the ass.
"I went to the pool in my bathers one day and this gay guy sidled up to me," Magnum tells Shukan Taishu. "I just couldn't get rid of him."
