Porn Telethon

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Now here's a charity I can get behind (and on top of)...

24-hour Paradise TV porn spree lets viewers get their rocks off for a better cause
Shukan Taishu (8/20-27)
Adult satellite network Paradise TV is poised to hold its annual charity telethon, promising to get physical with its philanthropy, according to Shukan Taishu (8/20-27).

For the weekend of Aug. 25 to Aug. 26 Paradise will donate its airspace to the "24 Hour Telethon Porn Can Save the World."

All proceeds of the telethon will be donated to the Japan Foundation for AIDS Prevention, and there are plenty of porn programs and saucy projects planned for the weekend, Shukan Taishu says.

Among the features of the telethon will be "Oppai Bokin (Tit Collection)," where contributors to the charity fund are permitted to knead the breasts of an adult movie actress; and the Tekoki Jinja (Hand Job Shrine), where a cash handout will be returned with a hand out of an entirely different kind.

For those who would rather have a more material reminder of their contributions, there's the Charity Auction, where punters will be able to bid to get their hands on a variety of stick flick starlets' steamy mementoes.

A special feature of this year's telethon, the weekly says, is the addition of a new site to complement the Paradise TV studios, with club Shinjuku Marble providing a host of erotic adventures being performed by older porn actresses.

Paradise TV has also produced special T-shirts for this year's charity telethon, presenting them to anybody who donates 3,000 yen or more.

Regular features of the telethon will also continue in 2007, Shukan Taishu says, including "Bijin Mashi no Datsui Maajan Nama Chukei (Live Telecast of Beautiful Mahjongg Player Getting her Gear Off) and the too-raunchy-to-show-in-the-morning "Oshikko Bia Gaaden (Piss Beer Garden)." (By Ryann Connell)