Breasts bare a bird's true characterBy Ryann Connell
Staff writer
October 29, 2002
There may be something Freudian about it, but according to Shukan Gendai (11/9) all men ever need to know about women they can judge by looking at where they'd always like to focus anyway -- her breasts.
Despite the titters of those around him, Mitsugu Shiga, a medical doctor and author of the book "Marugoto Wakaru Onna no Ecchi," (Everything You Wanted to Know About Women's Sex), claims to be an augurer of the aureole.
And though he has his knockers, Shiga is confident his breast readings not only allow him to keep abreast of a woman's character, but rarely see him make any boobies.
"Discerning a woman's character through her looks is extremely difficult. But if there's one part of a woman's body that doesn't lie, I'd have to say it was her breasts," the doctor tells Shukan Gendai.
Shiga has been conducting clinical tests for close on 40 years, paying particular attention during that time to mammaries. What he has learned has allowed him to come up with a variety of theories about how breast shape determines character.
"Boobs come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Analyzing breasts by comparing the ratio between the radius of the base and the size allows breasts to be divided into three broad categories. They can easily be assessed," Shiga says.
Shukan Gendai notes the three types of breast sizes are large, standard and flat, the latter accounting for about one quarter of all women who are unable to boast of breasts that stand out no more than a few centimeters from the chest and are considerably smaller than their radius.
"(Flat-chested women) are quick thinkers who usually focus on only one man. Usually, they could care less about sex," Shiga tells Shukan Gendai, adding that men can persuade women to change. "Usually, these women are noble and sincere types, so once they find their man, they'll normally do whatever he wants them to and that becomes their pleasure.
"One matter where these women tend to lack is their low self-esteem when it comes to breast size. They're always worried their men are playing around on them. I recommend doggy style with these women so they can forget about their shortcomings and enjoy themselves."
A standard-sized bust is regarded as one that protrudes about 5 to 6 centimeters from the chest and is roughly equal to its radius.
"This is the ideal shape for a breast. It's not too large and not too small. It has a feminine bulge about it," Shiga proclaims to Shukan Gendai. "When it comes to character, women with average-sized breasts also have a straight-forwardness pleasant to most men."
It is in the sack, according to Shiga, where that straightforwardness comes to the fore.
"They're easygoing and enjoy sex for what it is. They're the types who really go off once they've been fired up," the doctor says. "It's typical for them to forget their partner and go off into their own little world, which can be both a blessing and a bane. It might be a good idea to give them a go on top every now and again."
Mammoth mammaries are a good sign, the physician claims.
"They have the sturdiness of an ox and usually indicate a woman with a positive attitude toward sex and life in general. They'll come up with positions by themselves. It's not easy for guys to play around on these types. Once you marry a woman like this, you'd better be sure you're committed to only her."
Considering breasts are the source by which most of us survive the early stages of our lives, it shouldn't really come as a surprise that Shiga claims they offer a hint to determining the type of person they belong to.
"Breasts are basically lumps of fat. What makes them bigger is large doses of the female hormone estrogen. Breasts are, therefore, a symbol of a woman's femininity," he tells Shukan Gendai. "That's why looking at a woman's breasts can help in predicting what sort of character she has and the type of sex she enjoys."
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