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The Itchy Side of Heterosexuality
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Jan 4 2008, 07:15 AM |
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when you see a headline like the following, what image jumpts into your mind ?QUOTE I pay a man for regular sex Every month for three years I have spent up to £600 on Justin, who makes me a calmer and happier person did you imagine a gay man, maybe a businessman who wants to keep things quite? wrong !!!!
read the full story...
QUOTE I’m sure I’m not the only person who hides such a guilty secret, and I’m equally sure that anyone in my position would guard it as ferociously as I do.
Once, sometimes twice, a month I meet up with Justin, a 36-year-old divorcé. We go out for a meal and maybe to a club before spending the night in a hotel. I am a divorced mum and work part time to spend as much time as I can with my four children. Justin also has four children. But what differentiates our dates from the norm is that I pay for Justin’s company, including having sex with him.
This arrangement has worked very well for me for the past three years and I hope it continues. My exhusband and I get on pretty well, but I don’t want all the complications involved in getting into a relationship – I want to be able to concentrate on my children, my job and my life without introducing a man who might well walk out at some point, thus upsetting the children. Although I know I could go out a couple of times a month and find someone for sex I don’t have the time or energy for a series of one-night stands – I want to know exactly what’s going to happen without any worries about the next day.
My exhusband and I had a great sex life, so when our marriage ended, I decided to go online and see if anyone out there could fill the gap. I found a huge number of websites and adverts offering a wide range of services. In the end I found Justin. He costs £200 for an hour, £270 for three hours and £600 for overnight – and every penny is well spent.
Our first encounter was nerve-racking and my main worry was that I might not find him attractive, although I definitely went out with sex on my mind. I booked into a hotel and spent ages getting ready, then Justin came to collect me and we went out to dinner. He’s very good-looking and extremely fit, so despite my nerves there was an instant spark and we had a great time.
He makes me feel that I’m the centre of attention, he’s very protective and caring, we have a laugh and a chat and the sex gets better and better. He always makes it special with candles and things. How many men would still be doing that after three years in an ordinary relationship?
I live in quite a small village and we meet up in a nearby big city at weekends when my ex has the children. On these weekends I always go for a night out with my girlfriends on the Friday, or have them round to mine, so nobody really expects to see me on the Saturday night. I’ve always enjoyed creative writing and walking, so I occasionally casually mention going away with my walking group or to a writing seminar. I phone the children to say good-night, and on the one occasion when their dad phoned me I just chatted away as if I were at home.
Before I leave the house on Saturday I phone my parents and sisters for long, leisurely chats, knowing that they’re then unlikely to phone me back for a few days, though I always make a point of checking for messages last thing on the Saturday night and first thing Sunday morning. My mobile is always on, so I can be reached any time, and I tend not to have more than two drinks, so I could get home in a hurry if I had to.
I don’t leave home all dressed up, and even go out of my way to make it look as if I’ve just popped out – I can reach my garage from the kitchen so I put my case in the boot and then drive out casually dressed in jeans and T-shirt. Getting all done up at the hotel is part of the fun – my transition period from one life to another.
This way I’m very satisfied sexually, which makes me a much calmer and happier person, and I do like the secrecy element of this arrangement. I keep both lives totally separate and Justin doesn’t know where I live, what I do or even my real surname. I get a real buzz out of my elegant, controlled image and the fact that no one knows I’ve got a secret side – one that would shock everyone.
This post has been edited by kennikoh: Jan 4 2008, 07:18 AM
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Dec 19 2007, 01:48 PM |
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from yahoo news... maybe she was trying to give him a chrissie present... QUOTE
Woman accused of groping mall Santa 2 hours, 42 minutes ago
Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.
Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3.
Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.
A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea."
Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said.
A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas a year — "Santa Tim" Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com — said he's never heard of a similar incident, though it's not unusual for adults to want to pose with Santa.
"I've had some very nice ladies sit on my lap," said Connaghan, who did not train the Danbury Fair Santa. "Once in a while they'll say 'I hope Mrs. Claus isn't going to be upset.' You have to be discreet and kind and say 'Oh no, she'll be OK. You can sit here, but only for one photo.'"
A spokeswoman for Cherry Hill Photo, the company that coordinates Santas for Danbury Fair, declined to comment Tuesday.
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Dec 2 2007, 10:05 PM |
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QUOTE(Spinster_Thio @ Dec 2 2007, 03:42 AM)  Men can't be trusted!
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Sex is the tangible part in romance
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Nov 30 2007, 04:55 AM |
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i'm posting this story on the light side, the 'itchy' side as integrity called it when he started the thread. it's a story that highlights the eternal importance of sex in human life, so that women (and, i suppose a few men) can not even get some form of treatment without a sexual approach. link to ninemsn story site: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=72916 QUOTE <h1 style="font-size: 13px;">A tenth of therapists crossing sex lines</h1> Thursday Nov 29 23:59 AEDT One in every ten male therapists will have sex or develop an intimate link with a female client, according to Australian research.
Leading psychiatrist Professor Carolyn Quadrio will present findings at a mental health conference on how those in her profession blur the line with their patients.
She said her research had found between seven and ten per cent of male therapists had some sort of sexual contact with a female client. Just one to three per cent of women therapists had done the same.
"It's clear that patients often idealise their therapists, that's kind of part of the process and that's what the therapist has to manage very carefully," said Prof Quadrio, from the school of psychiatry at the University of NSW.
"What I've done is identify the groups of therapists who take on, foster and enjoy this idealisation and let the whole thing go too far." She said professionals most likely to let this happen fitted into three groups - depressed men who were going through difficult times and were more likely respond to an adoring client, the bad eggs who "prey" on vulnerable clients and the "ego maniacs".
"The bad eggs we can't do much about because they're psychopathic. Every profession has them, they just need to be expelled," said Prof Quadrio, who is well known for her research into sexual abuse in fiduciary relationships.
Those who are depressed are often easy to identify because they are troubled and not coping, the researcher said. The narcissistic types were the hardest to weed out because these therapists were often highly talented and admired by colleagues and patients alike.
"In this group they get on an ego trip," she said.
"They lose perspective and think that it is right that they should be adored.
"From there, a sexual relationship often develops - particularly if the client has been abused or has gone through trauma as a child."
Prof Quandrio, who has assessed hundreds of cases of people who were abused by teachers, clergy and in institutional care as children, will tell the World Psychiatric Association (WPA) conference that ethical practitioners to construct and maintain boundaries with their patients.
"It's a pretty uncomfortable thing for psychiatrists to hear, especially the men, but it's important to talk about it.
"We've come a long way in recent years, with public awareness and good investigation processes, but there's always further to go."
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Nov 27 2007, 02:14 AM |
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if your mum's off to kenya, with your auntie, for a holiday - doan ask too many questions, and discreetly put a few of your condoms in her bag. and, above all doan get judgemental - her pussy needs petting too! </h1>QUOTE <h1>Older white women join Kenya's sex tourists
November 26, 2007 - 11:27AM
<a name="contentSwap1">Bethan, 56, lives in southern England on the same street as best friend Allie, 64.
They are on their first holiday to Kenya, a country they say is "just full of big young boys who like us older girls".
Hard figures are difficult to come by, but local people on the coast estimate that as many as one in five single women visiting from rich countries are in search of sex.
Allie and Bethan - who both declined to give their full names - said they planned to spend a whole month touring Kenya's palm-fringed beaches. They would do well to avoid the country's tourism officials.
"It's not evil," said Jake Grieves-Cook, chairman of the Kenya Tourist Board, when asked about the practise of older rich women travelling for sex with young Kenyan men.
"But it's certainly something we frown upon."
Also, the health risks are stark in a country with an AIDS prevalence of 6.9 percent. Although condom use can only be guessed at, Julia Davidson, an academic at Nottingham University who writes on sex tourism, said that in the course of her research she had met women who shunned condoms -- finding them too "businesslike" for their exotic fantasies.
The white beaches of the Indian Ocean coast stretched before the friends as they both walked arm-in-arm with young African men, Allie resting her white haired-head on the shoulder of her companion, a six-foot-four 23-year-old from the Maasai tribe.
He wore new sunglasses he said were a gift from her.
"We both get something we want - where's the negative?" Allie asked in a bar later, nursing a strong, golden cocktail.
She was still wearing her bikini top, having just pulled on a pair of jeans and a necklace of traditional African beads.
Bethan sipped the same local drink: a powerful mix of honey, fresh limes and vodka known locally as "Dawa", or "medicine".
She kept one eye on her date - a 20-year-old playing pool, a red bandana tying back dreadlocks and new-looking sports shoes on his feet.
He looked up and came to join her at the table, kissing her, then collecting more coins for the pool game.
"JUST UNWHOLESOME"
Grieves-Cook and many hotel managers say they are doing all they can to discourage the practice of older women picking up local boys, arguing it is far from the type of tourism they want to encourage in the east African nation.
"The head of a local hoteliers' association told me they have begun taking measures - like refusing guests who want to change from a single to a double room," Grieves-Cook said.
"It's about trying to make those guests feel as uncomfortable as possible ... But it's a fine line. We are 100 percent against anything illegal, such as prostitution. But it's different with something like this - it's just unwholesome."
These same beaches have long been notorious for attracting another type of sex tourists - those who abuse children.
As many as 15,000 girls in four coastal districts - about a third of all 12-18 year-olds girls there - are involved in casual sex for cash, a joint study by Kenya's government and UN children's charity UNICEF reported late last year.
Up to 3000 more girls and boys are in full-time sex work, it said, some paid for the "most horrific and abnormal acts".
"PREYING ON POVERTY?"
Emerging alongside this black market trade - and obvious in the bars and on the sand once the sun goes down - are thousands of elderly white women hoping for romantic, and legal, encounters with much younger Kenyan men.
They go dining at fine restaurants, then dancing, and back to expensive hotel rooms overlooking the coast.
"One type of sex tourist attracted the other," said one manager at a shorefront bar on Mombasa's Bamburi beach.
"Old white guys have always come for the younger girls and boys, preying on their poverty ... But these old women followed ... they never push the legal age limits, they seem happy just doing what is sneered at in their countries."
Experts say some thrive on the social status and financial power that comes from taking much poorer, younger lovers.
"This is what is sold to tourists by tourism companies - a kind of return to a colonial past, where white women are served, serviced, and pampered by black minions," said Nottinghan University's Davidson.
"LIVE LIKE THE RICH"
Many of the visitors are on the lookout for men like Joseph.
Flashing a dazzling smile and built like an Olympic basketball star, the 22-year-old said he has slept with more than 100 white women, most of them 30 years his senior.
"When I go into the clubs, those are the only women I look for now," he told Reuters. "I get to live like the rich mzungus (white people) who come here from rich countries, staying in the best hotels and just having my fun."
At one club, a group of about 25 dancing men - most of them Joseph look-alikes - edge closer and closer to a crowd of more than a dozen white women, all in their autumn years.
"It's not love, obviously. I didn't come here looking for a husband," Bethan said over a pounding beat from the speakers.
"It's a social arrangement. I buy him a nice shirt and we go out for dinner. For as long as he stays with me he doesn't pay for anything, and I get what I want - a good time. How is that different from a man buying a young girl dinner?"
This story was found at: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/11/26/1196036770955.html
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Nov 23 2007, 06:09 AM |
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QUOTE(swimpartner @ Nov 21 2007, 06:39 PM)  My str8 friends like to go to brothels,
the dark side - cheated of lots of money and ruin personal life by these fucking chinile china chee bys. was it the 'fucking chinile china chee bys' (i am quite sure that they CAN cause many problems) OR his own DIK that caused the problem ?
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Nov 21 2007, 06:39 PM |
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My str8 friends like to go to brothels, ktv, health centres in Geylang, where there are many China girls on illegal visit to S'pore. These China girls, most of them cheat their customer's money, pester them, cause some of my friends personal, family and money problems. These China girls very cunning. They really know how to act and pretend to suck up the str8's money (can be thousnads!!!!)
Heard from my str8 fren (btw, i'm gay) that the ktv he frequents in geylang called 'bs' recently got raided again, always got illegal China girls, fights. And he told me so far two girls found to have AIDS. Better tell your str8 frens to avoid china girls in geylang, esp 'bs ktv'.
most of these china girls after work return to their hostel also in geylang.
the dark side - cheated of lots of money and ruin personal life by these fucking chinile china chee bys.
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Nov 5 2007, 03:33 PM |
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-- ' Virtual s*x.' - whatever next? - Sounds like something out of a further developed ' 1984.' - work well and produce, then you'll be rewarded by being allowed to see a porn. film of our choice and have one of those devices fitted to your p*n*s! - ' Work and then you can w*nk.'. This post has been edited by sexton: Nov 5 2007, 03:34 PM
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Nov 5 2007, 05:34 AM |
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i have no idea as to when masturbation (for either males or females) started. it is a practise that has been observed in 100s of other life forms, including our ancestors. it has been mentioned one way or the other for a very long time in human writings. so shall we just agree that 250,000 years is quite possible. i guess that as human consciousness dawned, humans quickly became aware of the sensory and sensual potential of their sex organs. and, most of the time, the human hand (wrapped or inserted in relations to one's own sex organ(s)  ) has been the usual tool (american apple pie notwithstanding) tho, i can recall experimenting with a tin of dripping (no! please doan ask !  ) so it's wonderful now to report that after 250,000 years or whatever, the ever resourceful and sexually adventurous japanese have come up with a "revolutionary" electronic device to further your mastabatory pleasure. here's the story from the asia sex gazette. http://www.asiansexgazette.com/asg/japan/japan06news99.htmQUOTE Japan: Adult-aid maker creates tool to give evolution a helping hand
By Ryann Connell November 3, 2007 "This product is going to change masturbation techniques across the world forever," Shigemitsu Moto, president of adult toy maker Daihaku, boasts to Asahi Geino. "I can say with all confidence that it's revolutionary."
aihaku's Takumi is indeed unprecedented. It works by exchanging electronic signals input into video images that trigger internal motors so the action on screen matches the way the masturbation aid moves. Asahi Geino notes that Takumi is designed to be worn over the erect male organ. Takumi's six internal engines are designed to simulate as closely as possible ministrations that can be administered to that tool, including being gripped with fingers, having its tip licked, lapping along the stalk, powerful sucking and movement of the lips. When Daihaku displayed a prototype of the Takumi at an adult exposition in Las Vegas last year, it got people raving about its effectiveness. Daihaku's Moto says he has already had discussions with adult movie companies to put signals into their films that would activate the Takumi. That would allow Takumi users to attach the apparatus to their anatomy while watching an adult movie featuring their favorite fellating female and pretend it was her doing her dexterous duty on his digit while the tool copies her every move. Moto says the Takumi will go on sale in Japan this December and will undergo further "evolutions" as technology improves. "By placing electronic signals in movies and developing special software," Moto tells Asahi Geino, "we'll be able to provide the most realistic, most pleasurable virtual sex in the world."
This post has been edited by kennikoh: Nov 5 2007, 05:35 AM
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Oct 29 2007, 03:14 AM |
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a story of sexual discrimination in scotland ..... please protest. QUOTE
Intimacy with a bike, a story pedalled in the press
We don't understand this news report which appeared in the London Daily Telegraph on Friday - not the legality of it, not the morality of it, and definitely not the mechanics of it. So we'll just reprint it in full and await your explanations:
"A man has been placed on the sex offenders' register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south-west Scotland, in October last year. On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.
"She said: 'They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.
"Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police. Mr Stewart ... is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however. Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993."
since the british royal family is reportedly (smirk) heterosexual, i report this as a heterosexual sexual incident... so why do i have doubts ? QUOTE from today's sydney morning herald http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/royal-in-...3555531396.htmlRoyal in sex, drug blackmail attempt October 29, 2007 FIRST came Squidgygate, then Camillagate. The tag for the latest scandal involving an illicit tape recording of a member of the British royal family is yet to be coined, but Blackmailgate may be a start. Scotland Yard has confirmed that two men have been charged over a plot to blackmail a member of the royal family over a videotape purporting to show the royal engaged in a sex act. The Sunday Times reported yesterday that detectives had arrested the men in an undercover operation at the Hilton Hotel in London on September 11. The royal household had contacted police in August, after one of the men telephoned the office of the royal, who is not named for legal reasons, and claimed to have a videotape showing the royal receiving oral sex from an aide. The blackmailer also claimed to have evidence that an aide had received cocaine from the royal. The newspaper quoted a senior Whitehall security official as saying that in later phone calls the blackmailer claimed to have a videotape showing the aide snorting cocaine, and demanded £50,000 ($112,000) for not making the video public. A senior legal adviser to the royal reportedly agreed to see the tape before he would hand over the money. A detective was placed within the royal office. He arranged to meet two men at the Hilton, posing as a member of the royal's staff. During the rendezvous parts of the video were allegedly shown, with detectives filming the meeting in an adjacent room. The blackmail video was seized and the two men were arrested. Scotland Yard said: "A 30-year-old man and 40-year-old man appeared at City of Westminster Magistrates' Court each charged with one count of blackmail. Both have been remanded in custody to reappear at the Old Bailey on 20th December." Tape scandals are not new to the royals. In 1992, The Sun published telephone conversations between Diana, Princess of Wales, and her then-boyfriend, James Gilbey, in which he referred affectionately to her as "Squidgy". Later that year in a tape of a phone call between Prince Charles and his then mistress, Camilla Parker-Bowles, Charles said he wished he could be reincarnated as her tampon.
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Oct 28 2007, 04:46 AM |
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hmmm! great curriculum at this anglican school !!!
[size="1"][/size]this story from the sydney morning herald web-site: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/year-7...2941400125.html
QUOTE Year 7 sex filmed: police investigate
Caroline Marcus October 28, 2007
POLICE are considering laying charges over a sex video involving a year 7 girl, which was posted on MySpace and sent to mobile phones across Sydney's eastern suburbs.
The Sun-Herald understands the girl from exclusive St Catherine's girls school at Waverley was filmed having sex with her boyfriend - a year 8 student - by one of his friends.
St Catherine's students who identified themselves as close friends said she asked the boy to stop filming but he did not. The footage was posted on a MySpace profile by someone outside the school and forwarded to others.
Waverley police were notified on October 18. Last week detectives were interviewing those involved.
Eastern Suburbs Local Area Command acting crime manager Darren Smith said possible charges could include filming without permission and displaying the footage publicly.
In NSW an indecent filming offence carries a maximum penalty of two years in jail and an $11,000 fine. The use of a site such as MySpace to menace, harass or cause offence carries a maximum sentence of three years in jail.
Inspector Smith said the filmed sexual encounter was "absolutely a concern".
"Parents have got to try to be aware of what their kids are doing on the internet at home," he said.
The principal of the Anglican girls' school, Lynne Stone, said the school always acted to support and protect students.
"We are absolutely opposed to any material that breaches privacy and is detrimental to students being circulated on the internet and mobile technology," she said.
Asked if her students were receiving adequate sex education, she replied: "That's a totally different issue."
Deputy principal Ann Nadge said it was important to acknowledge that the posting of inappropriate material on the internet and on mobile phones was "happening right across the community".......................................
The girl involved in the video has returned to school, though her friends said she was "really upset". It was unclear which schools the boys attended.
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Oct 18 2007, 03:29 AM |
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</h1>hmmmm! lost for words.....................................
QUOTE <h1>Sex with robots 'not far away' October 13, 2007 11:43am http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22578...ml?from=mostpop HUMANS will be marrying and having sex with robots by 2050, an artificial intelligence researcher has claimed. Netherlands university student David Levy, who recently completed his PhD on the subject of human-robot relationships, told LiveScience that robots would become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people would fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them. "At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot and it was great!' appear in a magazine like Cosmo, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," he said. In his thesis "Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners", Mr Levy argued that psychologists have identified roughly a dozen basic reasons why people fall in love, and almost all of them could apply to human-robot relationships. "For instance, one thing that prompts people to fall in love are similarities in personality and knowledge, and all of this is programmable," Mr Levy said. "Another reason people are more likely to fall in love is if they know the other person likes them, and that's programmable too." Mr Levy said Massachusetts would be the first jurisdiction to legalise human-robot marriage. "Massachusetts is more liberal than most other jurisdictions in the United States and has been at the forefront of same-sex marriage," Mr Levy said. "There's also a lot of high-tech research there." Although roboticist Ronald Arkin at the Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta didn't think human-robot marriages would be legal anywhere by 2050, he said "anything's possible". "Just because it's not legal doesn't mean people won't try it," he told LiveScience. "Humans are very unusual creatures. "If you ask me if every human will want to marry a robot, my answer is probably not. But will there be a subset of people? There are people ready right now to marry sex toys.
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Oct 5 2007, 08:15 AM |
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hey! Careful now! - if you're bf's a bit bi - u gotta be careful after this story..... from ninemsn: http://womansday.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=299591QUOTE TRUE CONFESSIONS var JS_OMNI_TOOLS= "ART~~299591"; var JS_OMNI_T1= "generic"; I seduced my son's friend in the laundry Monday, October 1, 2007My son's teenage mate Johnny was sleeping over one weekend. He is a gorgeous 19-year-old guy who I've known since he was little. I've always known he was attracted to me, but of course I just let it go as a teenage crush.
At about 2am, I thought I heard a noise at the other end of the house, so I got up to investigate. All the bedrooms were quiet, with only the sounds of sleep to be heard. I crept down the hall, towards the source of the noise, and could see light shining from underneath the laundry door, which was closed. That gave me a shock, as I knew I had not left it on before I went to bed.
I gently opened the door, and was stunned to see Johnny going through the washing basket! What's more, he had a handful of lingerie (mine). He had taken it from the laundry basket next to him. I was so shocked by this that I stepped inside, closed the door, and asked him what on earth he thought he was doing. Naturally he was very embarrassed.
He stood up and said that he was sorry, but had been fantasising about me for ages, and was going crazy knowing I was just one room away. He couldn't get to sleep, nor could he help himself, he said, and admitted that it wasn't the first time.
He said that every time he had ever been over in the past few years he had managed to sneak a piece of lingerie out, and take it home to add to his collection. I couldn't believe it, and was speechless. I knew bits and pieces had vanished over the years, but would never have imagined the real reason.
He walked straight up to me (he is much taller), and told me that he had dreamed of being with me for years and, at 19, was finally old enough to approach me as a man. The lingerie was only taken through utter desperation, he pleaded.
In a split-second, I decided to do something I never thought I would. I reached for his head and gently drew it down, and kissed him. That was it. Any nervousness disappeared, and he kissed me back, and put his arms around me. The next half hour was indescribably beautiful for both of us.
"Think you might be able to get to sleep now?" I asked him, kissing him and walking to the door. "See you in the morning Johnny," I whispered, creeping back down to my room.
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OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and all this time --- never mind !!!!!!!!!!!!! another dan savage respondent
QUOTE Q. I've been happily married for eight years. My wife and I have sex once or twice a week. But I have a serious problem: I'm addicted to pornography. I keep a stash of porn in a drawer at work. Three times a week, my lunch hour is spent jerking off in the handicapped stall of a public restroom. And that's only the beginning. I have a fetish for shit. An ideal experience for me is to save up my bowel movement until my lunch hour, go to my favorite restroom, and time it just right so that I empty my bowels right before the moment of ejaculation. An extra bonus is if someone arrives at one of the other stalls and takes a shit. The sound and smell of it excites me even more (I am definitely not gay). And once the person leaves, I finish with a head-shattering orgasm. After a really good one, I sometimes smear my shit on the walls of the stall. I feel very disgusted afterward. I'm not hurting anyone, but this seems wrong. Should I talk to someone? —ADDICTED IN LOS ANGELES
A. Yeah, AILA, you should definitely talk to someone: the janitors who have to clean up after you. You owe them an apology and tens of thousands of dollars worth of restitution. Eesh. I'm trying to decide what's more hilarious about your letter—that you think a "porn addiction" is your problem or that you felt obligated to include "definitely not gay" in a parenthetical. Uh, AILA? There are lots of straight guys out there with porn stashes and thrice-weekly-or-more masturbation routines who somehow resist the urge to smear shit all over bathroom stalls. But hey, on behalf of gay men everywhere, I want to thank you for identifying as straight. And we encourage you to be particularly insistent on that point when you finally get arrested. We don't need any more toilet-related bad press just now, thanks.
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</h1>and what about 'crossovers' (well okie, bi's if u want) those with a foot in heach camp..
QUOTE <h1>For those who can count to three - regularly September 4, 2007
Threesomes are the new black, if this week's gossip magazines are to be believed.
Threesomes are the new black, in the celebrity world at least, according to this week's mags.
The born-again Spice Girl Melanie Brown is the first cab off the rank, with revelations of her "lesbian romps" appearing in both Famous and NW.
No point installing locks in the Brown household - Mel's is a revolving bedroom door with a collection of male and female lovers shuffling in and out. The singer's "kinky sex life" included "regular threesomes", Famous reports, after being tipped off by two of Brown's former female flings, including a sex-toy saleswoman named Elizabeth.
But it doesn't stop there. Brown managed to squeeze in a handful of "proper" relationships too, including a lesbian affair with a movie executive, a disastrous relationship with Eddie Murphy that produced a baby he initially denied fathering, followed by a quickie "rebound" marriage to a film producer. Where does she find the time and energy? A pantry full of Red Bull and Berocca, perhaps?
Also dabbling in a spot of group-lovin' is Dannii Minogue. A London stripper, Janine Marshall, says that mini-Minogue "begged" her for a threesome, Famous tells. "Dannii devoured me like a ravenous tiger," the mag quotes her as saying. "She adored my boobs, so she reached out and her fingers played with them. She kept leaning forward to nestle her face in my breasts and …" Ok, that's enough now. This is a family newspaper, you know.
Speaking of breasts and Aussie pop stars with wilting careers, Famous also reports that Natalie Imbruglia has lost her cleavage after loosing weight. "She has no boobs left, her face is gaunt and she looks like she has aged." Exactly the kind of thing a woman in her 30s needs to hear.
Breasts are something of an obsession in Famous, with it reporting that a US magazine ranked Jennifer Love Hewitt No. 8 in its Best Breast list, behind Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Simpson. "I think it's an honour to be ranked among such beautiful women," Love Hewitt gloats. "If people want to focus on them [boobs], then that's fine by me. I just accept them as a great accessory to every outfit." At least she doesn't need to worry about colour co-ordinating them with her handbag and shoes.
Over at NW it's all about shoving stars out of the closet, starting with the Prison Break star Wentworth Miller. He was unfortunate enough to be snapped walking down the street beside another man (horror!) prompting the magazine to ask, "Is this Wentworth's gay lover?"
The mag says gay gossip surrounding the star has "deepened" since he starting hanging out with the openly gay Canadian actor Luke MacFarlane. "He looks like he's taking baby steps out of the closet." May as well make that a sprint now, thanks very much, NW.
Miller can take inspiration from another actor, Jake Gyllenhaal, who is set to become a pin-up boy for gay love and same-sex parenting, according to NW.
The mag shatters the actor's hetero facade by printing claims made by a former publicist who says that Gyllenhaal "has been dating the same guy for years", a New York chef named Chris Fischer.
The naughty couple were allegedly busted by police for having it off in their car behind a Los Angeles restaurant.
It's raining bombshells at chez Gyllenhaal this week with more shocking news: the couple are reportedly about to become daddies, with their first child via a surrogate mother due this month.
Perhaps he wasn't acting in Brokeback Mountain, after all.
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aiyoh! taiwan very sensitiveand umm! 21 people, only 9 women. hey! 3 men surplus, doan tell me ...??????? </h1>QUOTE <h1>Beach orgy shocks conservative Taiwan August 30, 2007 - 12:40PM TAIPEI - A suspected beach orgy involving 21 adults, most of them aged over 40, has shocked a quiet village on the palm-studded coast of south Taiwan, sparked massive media coverage and now a police investigation.
Officers in Taitung County are investigating the weekend party involving residents of the port city of Kaohsiung who took over a private inn and went running naked outdoors, county police bureau spokesman Wu Chung-hui said today.
Amid complaints from conservative neighbours in the village of Hsing-chang, Taiwan newspapers ran photos and articles about the event, suggesting the possibility of all sorts of activity including masturbation and oral sex.
Wu said the media reports prompted an investigation.
"According to our customs here, it's hard to accept," Wu said.
"We're still investigating whether it was legal or not."
Taiwan people pride themselves on conservative Chinese morals.
Smaller naked parties had been spotted in Taitung before, Wu said, but nothing like this.
The investigation was tough because all participants, including nine women, registered under false names at the inn, Wu said.
They disbanded on Sunday and had not scheduled any further events, he said.
REUTERS
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