(cache) Chest challenged chicks ring in bigger breasts (work safe) AND MORE!

Buford T Pusser · 10-11-04, 01:35 AM

I'm gonna program my phone with AC/DC's "Big Balls".

Gtrobo is going with the band's classic "Whole Lotta Rosie".

What song would you program? (that's the AND MORE! part)

Chest challenged chicks
ring in bigger breasts

By Ryann Connell
Staff Writer
September 23, 2004

Some of the silly tunes Japanese pay to download to use as the ring tone for their mobile phones sure have their knockers, but it's for precisely that reason that a well-known counselor is raking it in at the moment, according to Shukan Gendai (10/2).

Hideto Tomabechi -- who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM Shinrikyo doomsday cult that unleashed deadly sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system -- claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it.

And Tomabechi's brainchild for better busts has boomed, with chest challenged chicks swarming to transfer data to their own phones.

"I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped," says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model, tells Shukan Gendai. "But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!"

Mobile phone ring tone tunes, or chakumero as they're called in Japanese, are almost an integral part of the arsenal of Japan's tens of millions of cellular phone users. Each of the big phone companies operates sites where their customers can for a few hundred yen per month download songs they use in place of the blase ring tones pre-installed in the phones. Normally, people select hit songs or TV themes, but Tomabechi's tit tune has hit a raw nerve somewhere, attracting an almost unimaginable 10,000-plus downloads in the first week it was made available, despite the numerous titters.

"Most would think it's a lie, but the techniques involved in the process have been known for some time and are the result of research I carried out in the '80s and '90s," Tomabechi tells Shukan Gendai. "I use sounds that make the brain and body move unconsciously. It's a technique involving subliminal effects."

Tomabechi claims that techniques exist to provoke movement in a certain part of the brain that reacts to sounds and light.

"It's a part of cognitive science. I suppose you could call it a kind of 'positive brainwashing,'" he says. "Sound waves travel in patterns that can be properly re-played."

It's an old adage that many illnesses are all in the mind, but if the counselor's claims are correct, the key to having a huge set of breasts could be the same. Tomabechi says he's already got plans on the drawing board for ring tones aimed at improving memory, increasing attractiveness for the opposite sex, making hair sprout and quitting cigarettes.

Even if the rockmelon ring tone doesn't prove to be as effective as its inventor claims, what can't be denied is its success on the chakumero charts.

"We offer loads of chakumero for sale at 300 yen a month and the tune promising huge breasts would have to be in our top 10 at least. It's doing far better than we ever expected," Yuichi Tsujimoto, a spokesman for Mediaseek, which offers Tomabechi's tune online, tells Shukan Gendai. "We haven't done any advertising for it, so I suppose the tune's success has come about through word of mouth. We've even received mail from one user who said they listened to the tune every night before going to sleep and it made her tits bigger.

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/040...ringtones.html

Suprmallet · 10-11-04, 01:40 AM

I would program The Beatles' "I Am The Walrus."

BizRodian · 10-11-04, 01:44 AM

Quote:

"But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!"

Don't breasts vary in size a little anyways?

Suprmallet · 10-11-04, 01:45 AM

Yes, they do. Sometimes from day to day. Or so my female friends tell me.

Buford T Pusser · 10-11-04, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suprmallet
I would program The Beatles' "I Am The Walrus."

You want tusks?

Suprmallet · 10-11-04, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser

You want tusks?

And flippers.

Okay, if we're going with AC/DC, it would be "Let Me Put My Love Into You."

If it were The Beatles, "Why Don't We Do It In The Road."

Contactsport1 · 10-11-04, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser

You want tusks?

He wants blubber, wiskers and tusks!

Suprmallet · 10-11-04, 02:02 AM

Also, you could choose just about any song Prince ever wrote.

Roto · 10-11-04, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
ring

ring ring ring ring ring ring
banana phone!

OK, I'm actually worried. I totally missed the breast reference and that was the first thing to pop into my head

boop be doop bee doo!

devilshalo · 10-11-04, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suprmallet
And flippers.

Okay, if we're going with AC/DC, it would be "Let Me Put My Love Into You."

Wouldn't a Whole Lotta Rosie be better?

Roto · 10-11-04, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by devilshalo
Wouldn't a Whole Lotta Rosie be better?

Big Balls

dumbasses

Suprmallet · 10-11-04, 02:34 AM

"Big Balls" and "Whole Lotta Rosie" were already taken. Read the frickin' thread, people!

devilshalo · 10-11-04, 02:37 AM

Why would I want a girl with big balls?

Roto · 10-11-04, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suprmallet
"Big Balls" and "Whole Lotta Rosie" were already taken. Read the frickin' thread, people!

I never read the first post in a thread. What are you, some kind of anal retentive freak?

Trigger · 10-11-04, 03:10 AM

I only read the last 2 posts in a thread and from what I can tell, this is about someone who is dating this fat chick named Rosie who has big balls and anal retention. Might I suggest taking some fiber supplements.

Mr. M · 10-11-04, 03:21 AM

Dibs on "Up To My Neck In You"

David_M · 10-11-04, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. M
Dibs on "Up To My Neck In You"

I must be a perv, as soon as I read that I thought of a picture that was posted a year or two ago. Let's just say it involved a man and a woman, and "Up To My Neck In You" pretty much describes the pic

.

If I remember, it was ruled a fake.

Thor Simpson · 10-11-04, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by devilshalo
Why would I want a girl with big balls?

Buford T Pusser · 10-11-04, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roto
I never read the first post in a thread. What are you, some kind of anal retentive freak?

My post was first. Therefore you lose.

Buford T Pusser · 10-11-04, 11:38 AM

Some of you may prefer "Back in Black" or even "Given the Dog a Bone".

chente · 10-11-04, 12:27 PM

I would chose "The Big Ten Inch Record" by Aerosmith.

devilshalo · 10-11-04, 12:31 PM

The point is that we're sticking to AC/DC.

And considering the low cost for this supposed breast enlargement, maybe Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would fit. And if this treatment does work? Well, Hell's Bells, you've been Thunderstruck! So For Those About to Rock, I salute you.

Geofferson · 10-11-04, 12:34 PM

Dibs on "Sink the Pink"

Draven · 10-11-04, 12:40 PM

Quote:

...but Tomabechi's tit tune...

Some writers wait their entire lives for a sentence like this...

Giantrobo · 10-11-04, 02:00 PM

How about the country hit:

"your love is running down my leg and now you're gone"

George Carlin..

10-11-04, 01:35 AM	#1
Buford T Pusser DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lighten up, Francis! (Funland) Posts: 26,022	Chest challenged chicks ring in bigger breasts (work safe) AND MORE! I'm gonna program my phone with AC/DC's "Big Balls". Gtrobo is going with the band's classic "Whole Lotta Rosie". What song would you program? (that's the AND MORE! part) Chest challenged chicks ring in bigger breasts By Ryann Connell Staff Writer September 23, 2004 Some of the silly tunes Japanese pay to download to use as the ring tone for their mobile phones sure have their knockers, but it's for precisely that reason that a well-known counselor is raking it in at the moment, according to Shukan Gendai (10/2). Hideto Tomabechi -- who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM Shinrikyo doomsday cult that unleashed deadly sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system -- claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it. And Tomabechi's brainchild for better busts has boomed, with chest challenged chicks swarming to transfer data to their own phones. "I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped," says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model, tells Shukan Gendai. "But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!" Mobile phone ring tone tunes, or chakumero as they're called in Japanese, are almost an integral part of the arsenal of Japan's tens of millions of cellular phone users. Each of the big phone companies operates sites where their customers can for a few hundred yen per month download songs they use in place of the blase ring tones pre-installed in the phones. Normally, people select hit songs or TV themes, but Tomabechi's tit tune has hit a raw nerve somewhere, attracting an almost unimaginable 10,000-plus downloads in the first week it was made available, despite the numerous titters. "Most would think it's a lie, but the techniques involved in the process have been known for some time and are the result of research I carried out in the '80s and '90s," Tomabechi tells Shukan Gendai. "I use sounds that make the brain and body move unconsciously. It's a technique involving subliminal effects." Tomabechi claims that techniques exist to provoke movement in a certain part of the brain that reacts to sounds and light. "It's a part of cognitive science. I suppose you could call it a kind of 'positive brainwashing,'" he says. "Sound waves travel in patterns that can be properly re-played." It's an old adage that many illnesses are all in the mind, but if the counselor's claims are correct, the key to having a huge set of breasts could be the same. Tomabechi says he's already got plans on the drawing board for ring tones aimed at improving memory, increasing attractiveness for the opposite sex, making hair sprout and quitting cigarettes. Even if the rockmelon ring tone doesn't prove to be as effective as its inventor claims, what can't be denied is its success on the chakumero charts. "We offer loads of chakumero for sale at 300 yen a month and the tune promising huge breasts would have to be in our top 10 at least. It's doing far better than we ever expected," Yuichi Tsujimoto, a spokesman for Mediaseek, which offers Tomabechi's tune online, tells Shukan Gendai. "We haven't done any advertising for it, so I suppose the tune's success has come about through word of mouth. We've even received mail from one user who said they listened to the tune every night before going to sleep and it made her tits bigger. http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/040...ringtones.html __________________ it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock

10-11-04, 01:40 AM	#2
Suprmallet Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: HD Talk Posts: 17,360	I would program The Beatles' "I Am The Walrus." __________________ "You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." "You horrible schmuck." -Kittydreamer

10-11-04, 01:45 AM	#4
Suprmallet Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: HD Talk Posts: 17,360	Yes, they do. Sometimes from day to day. Or so my female friends tell me. __________________ "You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." "You horrible schmuck." -Kittydreamer

10-11-04, 02:02 AM	#8
Suprmallet Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: HD Talk Posts: 17,360	Also, you could choose just about any song Prince ever wrote. __________________ "You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." "You horrible schmuck." -Kittydreamer

10-11-04, 02:34 AM	#12
Suprmallet Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: HD Talk Posts: 17,360	"Big Balls" and "Whole Lotta Rosie" were already taken. Read the frickin' thread, people! __________________ "You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." "You horrible schmuck." -Kittydreamer

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10-11-04, 03:10 AM	#15
Trigger DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Arizona, USA Posts: 23,346	I only read the last 2 posts in a thread and from what I can tell, this is about someone who is dating this fat chick named Rosie who has big balls and anal retention. Might I suggest taking some fiber supplements. __________________ Trust is giving somebody the opportunity to disappoint you Trigger I live in exile of you, your key no longer fits, because the locks on my life are new Rise Against Before you speak, ask yourself, is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it improve on the silence? Sai Baba

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devilshalo DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Somewhere between Heaven and Hell Posts: 18,102	The point is that we're sticking to AC/DC. And considering the low cost for this supposed breast enlargement, maybe Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would fit. And if this treatment does work? Well, Hell's Bells, you've been Thunderstruck! So For Those About to Rock, I salute you. __________________ Have you seen her painting? Jim? The building? They're shadows coming from two different directions. What!? Are there two suns!? Uh, last I checked, that's not an office building in the Andromeda galaxy. It's totally unrealistic. And there are no lines in the parking lot. - Dwight Schrute XBox Live Gamertag: DevHalo

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